Complete Short Stories Of Miss Marple mm-16

by Agatha Christie

  'Nonsense, you mustn't let a silly think like that get you down. She'll soon tire of it.'

  She was silent for a minute or two. Clarice said, 'What's the matter?'

  Louise paused for a minute, then her answer came with a rush. 'I hate this place! I bate being here. The woods and this house, and the awful silence at night, and the queer noise owls make. Oh, and the people and everything.'

  'The people. What people?'

  'The people in the village. Those prying, gossiping old maids.'

  Clarice said sharply, 'What have they been saying?'

  'I don't know. Nothing particular. But they've got nasty minds. When you've talked to them you feel you wouldn't trust anybody - not anybody at all.'

  Clarice said harshly, 'Forget them. They've nothing to do but gossip. And most of the muck they talk they just invent.'

  Louise said, 'I wish we'd never come here. But Harry adores it so.' Her voice softened.

  Clarice thought, How she adores him. She said abruptly, 'I must go now.'

  'I'll send you back in the car. Come again soon.'

  Clarice nodded. Louise felt comforted by her new friend's visit. Harry was pleased to find her more cheerful and from then on urged her to have Clarice often to the house.

  Then one day he said, 'Good news for you, darling.'

  'Oh, what?'

  'I've fixed the Murgatroyd. She's got a son in America, you know. Well, I've arranged for her to go out and join him. I'll pay her passage.'

  'Oh, Harry, how wonderful. I believe I might get to like Kingsdean after all.'

  'Get to like it? Why, it's the most wonderful place in the world!'

  Louise gave a little shiver. She could not rid herself of her superstitious fear so easily.

  If the ladies of St Mary Mead had hoped for the pleasure of imparting information about her husband's past to the bride, this pleasure was denied them by Harry Laxton's own prompt action.

  Miss Harmon and Clarice Vane were both in Mr Edge's shop, the one buying mothballs and the other a packet of boracic, when Harry Laxton and his wife came in.

  After greeting the two ladies. Harry turned to the counter and was just demanding a toothbrush when he stopped in mid-speech and exclaimed heartily, 'Well, well. Just see who's here! Bella, I do declare.'

  Mrs Edge, who had hurried out from the back parlour to attend to the congestion of business, beamed back cheerfully at him, showing her big white teeth. She had been a dark, handsome girl and was still a reasonably handsome woman, though she had put on weight, and the lines of her face had coarsened; but her large brown eyes were full of warmth as she answered, 'Bella, it is, Mr Harry, and pleased to see you after all these years.'

  Harry turned to his wife. 'Bella's an old flame of mine, Louise,' he said. 'Head-over-heels in love with her, wasn't I, Bella?'

  'That's what you say,' said Mrs Edge.

  Louise laughed. She said, 'My husband's very happy seeing all his old friends again.'

  'Ah,' said Mrs Edge, 'we haven't forgotten you, Mr Harry. Seems like a fairy tale to think of you married and building up a new house instead of that ruined old Kingsdean House.'

  'You look very well and blooming,' said Harry, and Mrs Edge laughed and said there was nothing wrong with her and what about that toothbrush?

  Clarice, watching the baffled look on Miss Harmon's face, said to herself exultantly. Oh, well done. Harry. You've spiked their guns.

  Doctor Haydock said abruptly to his niece, 'What's all this nonsense about old Mrs Murgatroyd hanging about Kingsdean and shaking her fist and cursing the new regime?'

  'It isn't nonsense. It's quite true. It's upset Louise a good deal.'

  'Tell her she needn't worry - when the Murgatroyds were caretakers they never stopped grumbling about the place - they only stayed because Murgatroyd drank and couldn't get another job,'

  'I'll tell her,' said Clarice doubtfully, 'but I don't think she'll believe you. The old woman fairly screams with rage.'

  'Always used to be fond of Harry as a boy. I can't understand it.'

  Clarice said, 'Oh, well - they'll be rid of her soon. Harry's paying her passage to America.'

  Three days later, Louise was thrown from her horse and killed.

  Two men in a baker's van were witnesses of the accident. They saw Louise ride out of the gates, saw the old woman spring up and stand in the road waving her arms and shouting, saw the horse start, swerve, and then bolt madly down the road, flinging Louise Laxton over his head.

  One of them stood over the unconscious figure, not knowing what to do, while the other rushed to the house to get help.

  Harry Laxton came running out, his face ghastly. They took off a door of the van and carried her on it to the house. She died without regaining consciousness and before the doctor arrived.

  (End of Doctor Haydock's manuscript.)

  When Doctor Haydock arrived the following day, he was pleased to note that there was a pink flush in Miss Marple's cheek and decidedly more animation in her manner.

  'Well,' he said, 'what's the verdict?'

  'What's the problem, Doctor Haydock?' countered Miss Marple.

  'Oh, my dear lady, do I have to tell you that?'

  'I suppose,' said Miss Marple, 'that it's the curious conduct of the caretaker. Why did she behave in that very odd way? People do mind being turned out of their old homes But it wasn't her home. In fact, she used to complain and grumble while she was there. Yes, it certainly looks very fishy. What became of her, by the way?'

  'Did a bunk to Liverpool. The accident scared her. Thought she'd wait there for her boat.'

  'All very convenient for somebody,' said Miss Marple. 'Yes, I think the "Problem of the Caretaker's Conduct" can be solved easily enough. Bribery, was it not?'

  'That's your solution?'

  'Well, if it wasn't natural for her to behave in that way, she must have been "putting on an act" as people say, and that means that somebody paid her to do what she did.'

  'And you know who that somebody was?'

  'Oh, I think so. Money again, I'm afraid. And I've always noticed that gentlemen always tend to admire the same type.'

  'Now I'm out of my depth.'

  'No, no, it all hangs together. Harry Laxton admired Bella Edge, a dark, vivacious type. Your niece Clarice was the same. But the poor little wife was quite a different type - fair-haired and clinging - not his type at all. So he must have married her for her money. And murdered her for her money, too!'

  'You use the word "murder"?'

  'Well, he sounds the right type. Attractive to women and quite unscrupulous. I suppose he wanted to keep his wife's money and marry your niece. He may have been seen talking to Mrs Edge. But I don't fancy he was attached to her any more. Though I dare say he made the poor woman think he was, for ends of his own. He soon had her well under his thumb, I fancy.'

  'How exactly did he murder her, do you think?'

  Miss Marple stared ahead of her for some minutes with dreamy blue eyes.

  'It was very well timed - with the baker's van as witness. They could see the old woman and, of course, they'd put down the horse's fright to that. But I should imagine, myself, that an air gun, or perhaps a catapult. Yes, just as the horse came through the gates. The horse bolted, of course, and Mrs Laxton was thrown.'

  She paused, frowning.

  "The fall might have killed her. But he couldn't be sure of that. And he seems the sort of man who would lay his plans carefully and leave nothing to chance. After all, Mrs Edge could get him something suitable without her husband knowing. Otherwise, why would Harry bother with her? Yes, I think he had some powerful drug handy, that could be administered before you arrived. After all, if a woman is thrown from her horse and has serious juries and dies without recovering consciousness, well - a doctor wouldn't normally be suspicious, would he? He'd put it down to shock or something.'

  Doctor Haydock nodded.

  'Why did you suspect?' asked Miss Marple.

  'It wasn't any parti
cular cleverness on my part,' said Doctor Haydock. 'It was just the trite, well-known that a murderer is so pleased with his cleverness that he doesn't take proper precautions. I was just saying a few consolatory words to the bereaved husband - and feeling damned sorry for the fellow, too - when he flung himself down on the settee to do a bit of play-acting and a hypodermic syringe fell out of his pocket.

  'He snatched it up and looked so scared that I began to think. Harry Laxton didn't drug; he was in perfect health; what was he doing with a hypodermic syringe? I did the autopsy with a view to certain possibilities. I found strophanthin. The rest was easy. There was strophanthin in Laxton's possession, and Bella Edge, questioned by the police, broke down and admitted to having got it for him. And finally old Mrs Murgatroyd confessed that it was Harry Laxton who had put her up to the cursing stunt.'

  'And your niece got over it?'

  'Yes, she was attracted by the fellow, but it hadn't gone far.'

  The doctor picked up his manuscript.

  'Full marks to you. Miss Marple - and full marks to me for my prescription. You're looking almost yourself again.'

  Tape Measure Murder

  Miss Politt took hold of the knocker and rapped politely on the cottage door. After a discreet interval she knocked again. The parcel under her left arm shifted a little as she did so, and she readjusted it. Inside the parcel was Mrs. Spenlow's new green winter dress, ready for fitting. From Miss Politt's left hand dangled a bag of black silk, containing a tape measure, a pincushion, and a large, practical pair of scissors.

  Miss Politt was tall and gaunt, with a sharp nose, pursed lips, and a meager iron-grey hair. She hesitated before using the knocker for the third time. Glancing down the street, she saw a figure rapidly approaching. Miss Hartnell, jolly, weather-beaten, fifty-five, shouted out in her usual loud bass voice, 'Good afternoon, Miss Politt!'

  The dressmaker answered, 'Good afternoon, Miss Hartnell.' Her voice was excessively thin and genteel in its accents. She had started life as a lady's maid. 'Excuse me,' she went on, 'but do you happen to know if by any chance Mrs. Spenlow isn't at home?'

  'Not the least idea,' said Miss Hartnell.

  'It's rather awkward, you see. I was to fit on Mrs. Spenlow's new dress this afternoon. Three-thirty, she said.'

  Miss Hartnell consulted her wrist watch. 'It's a little past the half-hour now.'

  'Yes. I have knocked three time, but there doesn't seem to be any answer, so I was wondering if perhaps Mrs. Spenlow might have gone out and forgotten. She doesn't forget appointments as a rule, and she wants the dress to wear the day after tomorrow.'

  Miss Hartnell entered the gate and walked up the path to join Miss Politt outside the door of Laburnam Cottage.

  'Why doesn't Gladys answer the door?' she demanded. 'Oh, no, of course, it's Thursday - Gladys's day out. I expect Mrs. Spenlow has fallen asleep. I don't expect you've made enough noise with this thing.'

  Seizing the knocker, she executed a deafening rat-a-tat-tat and, in addition, thumped upon the panels of the door. She also called out in a stentorian voice: 'What ho, within there!'

  There was no response.

  Miss Politt murmured, 'Oh, I think Mrs. Spenlow must have forgotten and gone out. I'll call round some other time.' She began edging away down the path.

  'Nonsense,' said Miss Hartnell firmly. 'She can't have gone out. I'd have met her. I'll just take a look through the windows and see if I can find any signs of life.'

  She laughed in her usual hearty manner, to indicate that it was a joke, and applied a perfunctory glance to the nearest windowpane - perfunctory because she knew quite well that the front room was seldom used, Mr. and Mrs. Spenlow preferring the small back sitting room.

  Perfunctory as it was, though, it succeeded in its object. Miss Hartnell, it is true, saw no signs of life. On the contrary, she saw, through the window, Mrs. Spenlow lying on the hearthrug - dead.

  'Of course,' said Miss Hartnell, telling the story afterward, 'I managed to keep my head. That Politt creature wouldn't have had the least idea of what to do. 'Got to keep our heads,' I said to her. 'You stay here and I'll go for Constable Palk.' She said something about not wanting to be left, but I paid no attention at all. One has to be firm with that sort of person. I've always found they enjoy making a fuss. So I was just going off when, at that very moment, Mr. Spenlow came round the corn er of the house.'

  Here Miss Hartnell made a significant pause. It enabled her audience to ask breathlessly, 'Tell me, how did he look?'

  Miss Hartnell would then go on: 'Frankly, I suspected something at once! He was far too calm. He didn't seem surprised in the least. And you may say what you like, it isn't natural for a man to hear that his wife is dead and display no emotion what ever.'

  Everybody agreed with this statement.

  The police agreed with it too. So suspicious did they consider Mr. Spenlow's detachment that they lost no time in ascertaining how that gentleman was situated as a result of his wife's death. When they discovered that Mrs. Spenlow had been the money ed partner, and that her money went to her husband under a will made soon after their marriage, they were more suspicious than ever.

  Miss Marple, that sweet-faced (and some said vinegar-tongued) elderly spinster who lived in the house next to the rectory, was interviewed very early - within half an hour of the discovery of the crime. She was approached by Police Constable Palk, importantly thumbing a notebook. 'If you don't mind, ma'am, I've a few questions to ask you.'

  Miss Marple said, 'In connection with the murder of Mrs. Spenlow?'

  Palk was startled. 'May I ask, madam, how you got to know of it?'

  'The fish,' said Miss Marple.

  The reply was perfectly intelligible to Constable Palk. He assumed correctly that the fishmonger's boy had brought it, together with Miss Marple's evening meal.

  Miss Marple continued gently, 'Lying on the floor in the sitting room, strangled - possibly by a very narrow belt. But whatever it was, it was taken away.'

  Palk's face was wrathful. 'How that young Fred gets to know everything -'

  Miss Marple cut him short adroitly. She said, 'There's a pin in your tunic.'

  Constable Palk looked down, startled. He said, 'They do say: 'See a pin and pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck.'

  'I hope that will come true. Now what is it you want me to tell you?'

  Constable Palk cleared his throat, looked important, and consulted his notebook. 'Statement was made to me by Mr. Arthur Spenlow, husband of the deceased. Mr. Spenlow says that at two-thirty, as far as he can say, he was rung up by Miss Marple and asked if he would come over at a quarter past three, as she was anxious to consult him about something. Now, ma'am, is that true?'

  'Certainly not,' said Miss Marple.

  'You did not ring up Mr. Spenlow at two-thirty?'

  'Neither at two-thirty nor any other time.'

  'Ah,' said Constable Palk, and sucked his moustache with a good deal of satisfaction.

  'What else did Mr. Spenlow say?'

  'Mr. Spenlow's statement was that he came over here as requested, leaving his own house at ten minutes past three; that on arrival here he was informed by the maidservant that Miss Marple was 'not at home.' '

  'That part of it is true,' said Miss Marple. 'He did come here, but I was at a meeting at the Women's Institute.'

  'Ah,' said Constable Palk again.

  'Miss Marple exclaimed, 'Do tell me, Constable, do you suspect Mr. Spenlow?'

  'It's not for me to say at this stage, but it looks to me as though somebody, naming no names, had been trying to be artful.'

  Miss Marple said thoughtfully, 'Mr. Spenlow?'

  She liked Mr. Spenlow. He was a small, spare man, stiff and conventional in speech, the acme of respectability. It seemed odd that he should have come to live in the country; he had so clearly lived in towns all his life. To Miss Marple he confided the reason. He said, 'I have always intended, ever since I was a small boy, to live in the country someday a
nd have a garden of my own. I have always been very much attached to flowers. My wife, you know, kept a flower shop. That's where I saw her first.'

  A dry statement, but it opened up a vista of romance. A younger, prettier Mrs. Spenlow, seen against a background of flowers. Mr. Spenlow, however, really knew nothing about flowers. He had no idea of seeds, of cuttings, of bedding out, of annuals or perennials. He had only a vision - a vision of a small cottage garden thickly planted with sweet-smelling, brightly coloured blossoms. He had asked, almost pathetically, for instruction and had noted down Miss Marple's replies to questions in a little book.

  He was a man of quiet method. It was, perhaps, because of this trait that the police were interested in him when his wife was found murdered. With patience and perseverance they learned a good deal about the late Mrs. Spenlow - and soon all St. Mary Mead knew it too.

  The late Mrs. Spenlow had begun life as a betweenmaid in a large house. She had left that position to marry the second gardener and with him had started a flower shop in London. The shop had prospered. Not so the gardener, who before long had sickened and died.

  His widow had carried on the shop and enlarged it in an ambitious way. She had continued to prosper. The she had sold the business at a handsome price and embarked upon matrimony for the second time - with Mr. Spenlow, a middle-aged jeweler who had inherited a small and struggling business. Not long afterward they had sold the business and come down to St. Mary Mead.

  Mrs. Spenlow was a well-to-do woman. The profits from her florist's establishment she had invested -'under spirit guidance,' as she explained to all and sundry. The spirits had advised her with unexpected acumen.

  All her investments had prospered, some in quite a sensational fashion. Instead, however, of this increasing her belief in spiritualism, Mrs. Spenlow basely deserted mediums and sittings and made a brief but wholehearted plunge into an obscure religion with Indian affinities which was based on various forms of deep breathing. When, however, she arrived at St. Mary Mead, she had relapsed into a period of orthodox Church-of-England beliefs. She was a good deal at the Vicarage and attended church services with assiduity. She patronized the village shops, took an interest in the local happenings, and played village bridge.