Survival of the Ginnest
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Dottie Harris thinks that stomping her feet and kicking a bollard perhaps wasn't the most dignified response to the chip shop being closed (but it had nothing to do with hormones).
July 14, 2008 at 20:35
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Dottie Harris thinks her husband is a mean boy who is just being mean.
July 20, 2008 at 8:27
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Dottie Harris thinks that's enough kicking now, please baby!
July 23, 2008 at 8:46
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Dottie Harris should stop counting down the days
July 24, 2008 at 14:59
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Dottie Harris has just seen a child tantruming in Waitrose. She’s changed her mind.
July 24, 2008 at 17:59
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Dottie Harris hearts her hammock and the sun. Now, about that gin? Oh. :(
July 25, 2008 at 10:38
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Dottie Harris thinks she’s stuck on her hammock …
July 25, 2008 at 10:50
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Dottie Harris … er help?!
July 25, 2008 at 11:15
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Dottie Harris wonders why she's chosen today to tidy out her handbags?
July 27, 2008 at 10:06
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Dottie Harris - DUE DATE!!!!!!!!!!
July 28, 2008 at 7:01
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Dottie Harris = fed up
July 29, 2008 at 8:49
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Dottie Harris is aiming to be a Desperate Housewife
July 30, 2008 at 11:07
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Dottie Harris - seriously kid? HURRY UP!!!
August 4, 2008 at 13:23
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Dottie Harris is a little grumpy about being tired and achey all the time.
August 4, 2008 at 9:57
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Dottie Harris has finally braved a proper profile picture - it must be the hormones!
August 5, 2008 at 17:23
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Dottie Harris is going to invent something Dragons’ Den worthy - you see if she doesn’t!
August 6, 2008 at 18:44
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Dottie Harris is a mummy!
August 7, 2008 at 13:42
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Dottie Harris can’t stop looking at the little angel she’s created <3
August 8, 2008 at 3:19
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Dottie Harris never realised how black poo could be, or how dangerous breast milk is, especially when it sprays your partner in the eye.
August 12, 2008 at 15:50
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Dottie Harris has never experienced such a loud cry.
August 13, 2008 at 20:50
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Dottie Harris has definitely changed her mind.
August 13, 2008 at 23:36
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Dottie Harris was never told about the “not being put down and feeding every hour” bit.
August 23, 2008 at 15:50
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Dottie Harris wonders if anybody wants a baby?
August 24, 2008 at 22:30
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Dottie Harris could do with a couple of hours sleep
August 31, 2008 at 3:12
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Dottie Harris is a pram pushing machine
September 1, 2008 at 4:35
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Dottie Harris has been a mummy for an ENTIRE MONTH!!!
September 7, 2008 at 13:10
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Dottie Harris might not give the baby away now.
September 11, 2008 at 8:35
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Dottie Harris would like to thank whoever invented the baby sling.
September 12, 2008 at 2:40
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Dottie Harris didn’t realise how far baby poo can shoot downwards.
September 12, 2008 at 11:10
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Dottie Harris has discovered that using baby wipes are easier then changing your jeans.
September 18, 2008 at 9:30
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Dottie Harris loves the fact that her baby boy loves it when she sings to Leona Lewis. Shame nobody else does.
September 23, 2008 at 18:41
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Dottie Harris has never witnessed a perfect wee “arc” before, especially not at 3am.
September 29, 2008 at 3:23
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Dottie Harris is going to try putting her boy to bed awake.
October 1, 2008 at 18:55
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Dottie Harris is currently bouncing a screaming child in the dark
October 1, 2008 at 19:35
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Dottie Harris thinks that didn’t go as well as anticipated
October 1, 2008 at 20:25
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Dottie Harris wonders how sleeping babies know when you sit down.
October 2, 2008 at 21:05
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Dottie Harris HAS WALKED OUT OF HER SON’S ROOM AND HE DIDN’T SCREAM!!!!
October 14, 2008 at 19:05
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Dottie Harris has only just noticed the sick down the back of her top. How long has that been there?
October 20, 2008 at 16:24
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Dottie Harris has a squidgy little pumpkin to share the Haribo with
October 31, 2008 at 17:59
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Dottie Harris is becoming a dab hand at eating all her meals with one hand (and usually one boob on display).
November 2, 2008 at 12:45
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Dottie Harris can’t get over how much little boy smiles melt her heart.
November 5, 2008 at 10:24
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Dottie Harris sometimes really wishes her son wouldn’t treat a bottle or a dummy like something from the devil.
November 10, 2008 at 21:46
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Dottie Harris - Seriously, is it normal for babies to reject the dummy so angrily?
November 11, 2008 at 2:41
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Dottie Harris finds the rain cover on the pram a tad frustrating, especially when it gets steamed up.
November 15, 2008 at 14:05
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Dottie Harris has knelt in poo and been wee’d on … twice … and it’s not even 9am.
November 21, 2008 at 7:15
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Dottie Harris is going on a date with her husband WITHOUT THE BABY.
November 25, 2008 at 19:59
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Dottie Harris has come to the terms with the fact she gave birth to a baby monster.
November 27, 2008 at 7:01
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Dottie Harris thinks it's amazing that a man cold is worse than a woman cold!
November 28, 2008 at 8:41
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Dottie Harris wishes she could slightly hang her bum out of shorts like Britney Spears just did on The X-Factor!
November 30, 2008 at 18:55
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Dottie Harris is still in bed!
December 3, 2008 at 8:16
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Dottie Harris is fed up of chapped lips! Damn you winter wind!
December 3, 2008 at 18:39
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Dottie Harris has been married for 5 years and 5 hours x
December 6, 2008 at 20:50
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Dottie Harris has a feeling The Monster may not be as excited about homemade apple puree as she is!
December 7, 2008 at 10:13
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Dottie Harris wishes she'd not bought biscuits.
December 9, 2008 at 11:37
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Dottie Harris wants gin.
December 11, 2008 at 7:42
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Dottie Harris is excited about getting The Monster’s first Christmas tree!
December 13, 2008 at 13:32
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Dottie Harris is going to win the next X-Factor. FACT.
December 13, 2008 at 22:51
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Dottie Harris is thinking pancakes.
December 19, 2008 at 9:19
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Dottie Harris ready for a large gin and tonic.
December 20, 2008 at 18:30
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Dottie Harris can't believe her oven is broken.
December 21, 2008 at 18:48
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Dottie Harris is a happy Mummy!
December 23, 2008 at 9:07
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Dottie Harris is looking forward to mulled wine and mince pies!
December 24, 2008 at 16:05
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Dottie Harris is pleased that Santa said she could have the glass of port and mince pie that The Monster left out for him!
December 24, 2008 at 23:44
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Dottie Harris is so cold she thinks her feet might fall off.
December 27, 2008 at 21:32
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Dottie Harris has lost the will to live. In The Night Garden on re-run can break ANYONE’s brain.
December 28, 2008 at 16:03
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Dottie Harris is seeing the New Year in with the two boys in her life. Have a good one everyone. Here’s to 2009 and getting some sleep x
December 31, 2008 at 23:45
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2009
Dottie Harris has officially become one of those mums who picks their child’s nose and doesn’t even flinch.
January 1, 2009 at 14:36
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Dottie Harris thinks the diet isn't going well. Darn those Christmas biscuits!
January 3, 2009 at 13:12
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Dottie Harris is bloody cold!
January 5, 2009 at 7:12
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Dottie Harris feels like the most horrid Mummy in the world. The Monster is NOT impressed with the bottle :(
January 6, 2009 at 19:28
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Dottie Harris has a coffee for the first time in more then a year! Ahh lovely!
January 8, 2009 at 8:29
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Dottie Harris LOVES Mr. Motivator!
January 16, 2009 at 8:32
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Dottie Harris is a changed person. She's packing light. Well, thinking about it anyway!
January 16, 2009 at 20:19
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Dottie Harris is carrying a little holiday weight :(
January 23, 2009 at 8:30
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Dottie Harris has got rid of all the Hobnobs today. She was only doing it for the good of her belly.
January 23, 2009 at 19:06
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Dottie Harris has cooking wine.
January 23, 2009 at 19:18
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Dottie Harris has a headache.
January 24, 2009 at 16:19
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Dottie Harris is pleased her little headache has finally gone (to bed).
January 24, 2009 at 19:08
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Dottie Harris is trying to ignore the ironing.
January 28, 2009 at 9:58
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Dottie Harris wonders how to explain to her son that sucking the edge of the table isn't cool?! *Throws up a bit in mouth*
January 29, 2009 at 15:28
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Dottie Harris is still in bed!
January 30, 2009 at 8:21
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Dottie Harris is still in her dressing gown and feeling lazy!
February 2, 2009 at 9:45
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Dottie Harris has a poorly little boy :(
February 4, 2009 at 8:15
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Dottie Harris can't believe that the televisions on the children's ward block switch off after 9pm. What's she gonna do all night?!
February 4, 2009 at 21:39
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Dottie Harris is tired but on her way home with her baby boy.
February 5, 2009 at 9:50
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Dottie Harris is thinking that the bug she has now caught isn't so bad. After all she’s lost 3lbs in 24 hours - hurrah!
February 7, 2009 at 18:32
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Dottie Harris - pondering whether to have gin or wine. Or both?
February 9, 2009 at 18:56
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Dottie Harris is happy to notice a bit back flab on Rihanna in her latest video.
February 10, 2009 at 17:02
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Dottie Harris is wondering why she's bothering to drink caffeine-free Diet Coke. What’s the point?
February 11, 2009 at 14:57
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Dottie Harris is totally intending to marry Phil from Phil and Kirstie.
February 11, 2009 at 21:03
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Dottie Harris had forgotten what a kitchen goddess she actually is!
February 14, 2009 at 19:34
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Dottie Harris is grumpily picking pine needles out of the lounge carpet (STILL)
February 15, 2009 at 19:02
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Dottie Harris cannot believe the boy slept through but she didn't!
February 18, 2009 at 8:43
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Dottie Harris is wistfully thinking how amazing it would have been to be Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing.
February 20, 2009 at 20:11
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Dottie Harris is feeling fat from her homemade chicken jalfrezi and is now drinking wine and considering ice cream. Oh yes.
February 21, 2009 at 21:31
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Dottie Harris is not loving today’s wake up time courtesy of The Monster.
February 22, 2009 at 5:31
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Dottie Harris is thinking that gin & tonic practically counts as water - well it's clear isn't it?!
February 23, 2009 at 19:32
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Dottie Harris is drowning in wine.
February 28, 2009 at 19:53
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Dottie Harris is wondering where she can buy a Calpol drip from - hang the expense!
March 2, 2009 at 8:49
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Dottie Harris thinks teaching the boy to crawl after a can of Diet Coke could backfire if it works!
March 2, 2009 at 17:04
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