by Aimee Horton
February 2, 2012 at 16:28
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Dottie Harris wonders if ANYTHING will remove the Sudocrem bottom prints from her landing carpet?
February 3, 2012 at 18:35
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Dottie Harris is watching Spider-Man - AGAIN.
February 4, 2012 at 11:21
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Dottie Harris has seen the snow and thinks it can go away now please!
February 5, 2012 at 7:27
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Dottie Harris is super ready for bed.
February 6, 2012 at 18:28
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Dottie Harris has just watched Weetabix fly across the room and land on the fish bowl. It's going to be one of those mornings.
February 7, 2012 at 8:17
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Dottie Harris has just rewound Waybuloo to the part where the Pipplings get right “in your face” three times. It's official. It totally makes The Chubster cry. Better try one more time just to be sure.
February 9, 2012 at 18:05
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Dottie Harris - 46 mins until jimjams, gin, Sherlock, Nails, Nachos and mini Rolos in that EXACT order.
February 11, 2012 at 18:14
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Dottie Harris thinks mini Rolos are a huge disappointment.
February 11, 2012 at 20:02
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Dottie Harris has just removed two HappyLand characters, a kazoo, a wet baby wipe and two dummies from her Ugg boot.
February 12, 2012 at 8:37
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Dottie Harris would like to point out that when sharing a lift with Noel Gallagher, discussing the weather and using words such "chilly" and "plummeting" does NOTHING for your street cred.
February 12, 2012 at 23:47
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Dottie Harris is having to have white wine as she's so pathetic and weak she can't open the bottle of red.
February 13, 2012 at 19:08
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Dottie Harris is a bit grumpy with her husband for actually sticking with the whole "no Valentine's gifts" malarky. DARN IT.
February 14, 2012 at 8:10
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Dottie Harris is totally not loving the "I'm well at home but not anywhere else" stage The Chubster is going through.
February 14, 2012 at 15:28
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Dottie Harris thinks she really needs to stop doing her work in the kitchen. It’s not good for her frying pan.
February 15, 2012 at 14:21
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Dottie Harris has just picked up the kids from nursery and was greeted with the phrase “Oh no, are you drunk again, Mummy?"
February 15, 2012 at 18:34
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Dottie Harris is thinking the "think before you speak" theory needs to kick in. “OK Mummy, you carry the fat one and Daddy can carry the horror - that's me". Oh.
February 18, 2012 at 7:39
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Dottie Harris has just completed a 4.57mile run on Runkeeper. Gin
February 20, 2012 at 19:47
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Dottie Harris thinks toddler diarrhoea in the bath on a solo bath and bedtime is one of her worst nightmares.
February 23, 2012 at 18:08
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Dottie Harris - My children hate me.
February 24, 2012 at 6:02
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Dottie Harris is wondering what to do with the monkeys on a wet day? The Monster has requested a bouncy cARstle.
February 26, 2012 at 9:31
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Dottie Harris wonders if CBeebies really understands the impact of removing Show Me Show Me from the 9am slot! When is she meant to wee and eat chocolate without the horrible children bothering her?
February 27, 2012 at 9:03
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Dottie Harris is wondering which of The Monster’s girlfriends will propose today and take him off her hands?
February 29, 2012 at 7:58
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Dottie Harris thinks that at 6am she really doesn't give a
March 1, 2012 at 6:15
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Dottie Harris didn’t just fall over a cone in the middle of the road.
March 2, 2012 at 10:08
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Dottie Harris is totally loving The Chubster’s current repertoire of words: "ta" "daddy" "diddy" (that's me) "cuddle" "don't touch" and as of tonight "hedgehog". There is also the obvious shock that "pie" "cake" and "fat" aren't being uttered yet.
March 4, 2012 at 11:33
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Dottie Harris has just witnessed her daughter lick the side of a cupcake, decide she likes it and shove THE ENTIRE cake in her mouth. Like mother like daughter.
March 7, 2012 at 13:36
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Dottie Harris may have decided to roast some chicken instead of going for a run. After all, you can’t run on your birthday, can you?
March 11, 2012 at 16:27
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Dottie Harris has been filming The Chubster’s tantrum. She is currently on 11 minutes and counting.
March 13, 2012 at 17:25
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Dottie Harris is pleased to note that it only took 40 minutes for The Chubster to stop tantruming. What made her stop? The Waybuloo theme tune, of course.
March 13, 2012 at 18:01
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Dottie Harris is very much looking forward to her 3 nights in the Sun without her lovely but loud children!
March 15, 2012 at 19:23
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Dottie Harris is a very lucky, very spoilt girl on the "Weekend of Dottie”
March 17, 2012 at 18:56
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Dottie Harris has just witnessed The Chubster lick all the porridge off every teeny tiny bit of strawberry in her breakfast before discarding them all on the floor.
March 23, 2012 at 8:11
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Dottie Harris completed a whole 10k run!
March 25, 2012 at 11:24
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Dottie Harris is very sleepy.
March 25, 2012 at 18:31
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Dottie Harris would very much like her legs to reattach themselves to her body please.
March 26, 2012 at 9:32
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Dottie Harris really wishes The Chubster and The Monster would stop shouting at her from their bedrooms. Don't they know it's time to open the bar?
March 27, 2012 at 19:15
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Dottie Harris - It would be wrong to respond to a 3 year old who asks "Mummy, what's your problem?" with "YOU!”, wouldn't it?
March 28, 2012 at 18:34
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Dottie Harris is watching her daughter lie on the floor and head butt the sofa, all because she wasn't allowed to open the oven. Looks like we are going to rock up to nursery early today.
March 29, 2012 at 7:45
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Dottie Harris wishes The Chubster hadn’t been quite so forceful when telling the hairdresser to “Don’t touch!” during her first ever hair cut.
March 30, 2012 at 11:23
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Dottie Harris is off to A&E with The Chubster and a gash due to a “falling onto corner of the coffee table” incident.
March 31, 2012 at 15:08
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Dottie Harris and The Chubster made it home. She is now tucked up in bed with glued together eyebrow after being very (not at all) brave!
March 31, 2012 a
t 19:32
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Dottie Harris wishes chocolate digestives would stop jumping out of the drawer and making her eat them.
April 4, 2012 at 13:45
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Dottie Harris loves her son’s honesty. “You've got a big, fat, wobbly belly, Mummy". Thanks. No, really.
April 6, 2012 at 8:23
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Dottie Harris would really like The Monster’s temperature to drop below 38, even just for half an hour. :(
April 8, 2012 at 21:11
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Dottie Harris has had an eventful hour doing crafts, finishing with The Monster telling her she needs a shower.
April 10, 2012 at 10:18
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Dottie Harris didn't really enjoy cutting her daughter out of a poo-filled vest and sleep suit combo before her first cup of tea this morning.
April 11, 2012 at 7:21
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Dottie Harris is wondering if somebody will collect her children from nursery so she doesn't have to go outside in the rain :(
April 11, 2012 at 17:55
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Dottie Harris is fed up of the daily “shorts and high up sleeves” vs “jeans and low down sleeves” debate with The Monster already. COME ON SUMMER!
April 18, 2012 at 8:01
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Dottie Harris thought My Week with Marilyn was amazebogs.
April 21, 2012 at 21:34
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Dottie Harris has just discovered where she will be off-loading The Monster when he goes to school!
April 23, 2012 at 9:35
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Dottie Harris thought that the first time The Chubster got out of bed and stomped through to see her was cute. 5 times later she's not so sure!
April 26, 2012 at 0:03
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Dottie Harris has a dirty Chinese and wine. All is good with the world!
April 27, 2012 at 20:01
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Dottie Harris - One good thing about wet weather: Sunday Roast!
April 29, 2012 at 12:23
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Dottie Harris
"Mummy, do you have a boyfriend?"
“Well... Yes...Daddy is kind of my boyfriend. Do you have a boyfriend?"
“Yes, it's called Lucy and Dylan. That's who my boyfriend is.”
April 29, 2012 at 18:56
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Dottie Harris is fed up of looking outside into the cold, wet, dark sky IN MAY.
May 1, 2012 at 11:29
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Dottie Harris hasn't had enough cups of tea to cope with the amount of times she's been asked “Do ya know???" already this morning.
May 3, 2012 at 7:47
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Dottie Harris HATES Transformers.
May 4, 2012 at 10:18
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Dottie Harris thinks that if she hears the phrase “Let's burn some rubber on HotRod highway" one more time a toy car and two children may end up in the bin.
May 5, 2012 at 7:03
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Dottie Harris had a lovely date night, and now that she's had a 10 hour sleep and McMuffin (with hash brown) is looking forward to getting her monkeys back x
May 6, 2012 at 10:38
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Dottie Harris thinks her morning cup of tea in bed would be much more relaxing if one child wasn't head-butting her stomach while the other is tickling her feet.
May 7, 2012 at 9:03
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Dottie Harris is beginning to doubt that The Chubster is her daughter. She just turned down a Milky Way for a banana.
May 8, 2012 at 14:13
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Dottie Harris is feeling a bit sick after The Monster said he wasn't thirsty because he's licked the rain off his best friend’s car.
May 9, 2012 at 16:02
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Dottie Harris - Dear Chubster, if you don’t sleep tonight I’m swapping you for pizza. Love you. Mummy x
May 14, 2012 at 19:09
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Dottie Harris thinks that "has been a tad trying" is the only phrase which she can use on here to describe the last two hours without somebody sending the social services around (please).
May 14, 2012 at 19:34
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Dottie Harris wishes The Chubster wouldn't tell her that she wants the television on in the lounge by hitting her on the head with the remote control.
May 19, 2012 at 8:11
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Dottie Harris doesn't like to brag but thinks her G&T prawns are amazing!
May 19, 2012 at 20:48
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Dottie Harris is thinking The Monster's potential school uniform is rather dull. Why
not put a massive dinosaur on the front instead of a tree?
May 21, 2012 at 14:28
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Dottie Harris is thinking that as she's tired, maybe the kids need an early night. FAT CHANCE.
May 21, 2012 at 18:01
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Dottie Harris has two exhausted, fast asleep children, worn out from Nan and Granddad garden fun x
May 27, 2012 at 19:23
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Dottie Harris needs to know when the "getting every single toy out in every single room across the entire house all at once" (aka house carnage) stage ends, please.
May 28, 2012 at 13:58
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Dottie Harris is regretting thinking “Oh a salad would be lovely tonight" and is wishing she'd bought pizza and chocolate.
May 31, 2012 at 19:11
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Dottie Harris is starting to tire of telling her son to “put the mouse back in the house”.
June 1, 2012 at 10:37
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Dottie Harris is thinking that judging by the tantrum her daughter has just had, she doesn’t like dressing up as Fa … BATman.
June 1, 2012 at 17:08
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Dottie Harris and the children are wearing paper crowns to celebrate the Queen at breakfast time. Rocking
June 3, 2012 at 8:29
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Dottie Harris knows the game of “chase across the landing” will end in tears but is going to sit back and see who cries first.
June 7, 2012 at 18:47
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Dottie Harris really wishes The Chubster hadn't changed the channel to ITV2 then run off and hidden the remote.
June 8, 2012 at 09:28
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Dottie Harris has actually managed to PACK LIGHT and is ready for SPAIN!!
June 9, 2012 at 23:16
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Dottie Harris is enjoying the sun quite a lot, and is perhaps hoping it's raining lots in the UK because she's that smug.
June 17, 2012 at 11:08
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Dottie Harris is still frantically working out how she can stay in Spain drinking bubbles by the BBQ.
June 19, 2012 at 21:19
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Dottie Harris is not particularly happy about being home.
June 21, 2012 at 18:01
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Dottie Harris thinks if one more person asks if she is "sure" that The Chubster is really not two yet, or randomly comes up just to say “She's a huge lass isn't she?" she may get stabby.
June 23, 2012 at 15:13
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