Afternoon Tea Mysteries, Volume Two: A Collection of Cozy Mysteries

by Marion Bryce

  “Yes, Mr. Marigny. I know the appearance of Mr. Embury was a genuine visitation, for he called me by a peculiar name which no one else ever used, and which you could not possibly know about.”

  “That is indeed a positive test. I am glad you received what you wished for. The fee is ten dollars, madam.”

  Aunt Abby paid it willingly enough, and with Fibsy, took her departure.

  On reaching home they found Alvord Hendricks there. Mason Elliott had tarried and Fleming Stone, too, was still there. Eunice was awaiting Aunt Abby’s return to have dinner served.

  “I thought you’d never come, Auntie,” said Eunice, greeting her warmly. Eunice was in a most pleasant mood, and seemed to have become entirely reconciled to the presence of Stone.

  “You will dine here, too, Terence,” she said kindly to the boy, who replied, “Yes, ma’am,” very respectfully.

  “Well, Eunice,” Aunt Abby announced, after they were seated at the table, “I’m the criminal, after all.”

  “You seem pretty cheerful about it,” said Hendricks, looking at her in astonishment.

  “Well, I wasn’t responsible. I did it under compulsory hypnotism.”

  “You owned up to it before, Aunt Abby,” said Eunice, humoring her; “you said—”

  “I know, Eunice, but that time it was to shield you. Now, I know for certain that I did do it, and how it came about.”

  “Dear Aunt Abby,” and Elliott spoke very gently, “don’t you talk about it any more. Your vagaries are tolerated by us, who love you, but Mr. Stone is bored by them—”

  “Not at all,” said Fleming Stone; “on the contrary, I’m deeply interested. Tell me all about it, Miss Ames. Where have you been?”

  Thus encouraged, Aunt Abby told all.

  She described the séance truthfully, Fibsy’s bright eyes—not lack-luster now—darting glances at her and at Stone as the tale proceeded.

  “He was the real thing—wasn’t he, McGuire?” Miss Ames appealed to him, at last.

  “You bet! Why, if the side wire of his beard hadn’t fetched loose and if his walnut juice complexion hadn’t stopped a mite short of his collar, I’d a took him for a sure-fire Oriental!”

  “Don’t be so impertinent, Terence,” reproved Stone; “Miss Ames knows better than you do.”

  “It doesn’t matter that he was made up that way,” Aunt Abby said, serenely; “they often do that. But he was genuine, I know, because—why, Eunice, what did Sanford use to call me—for fun—Aunt what?”

  “Aunt Westminter Abbey,” said Eunice, smiling at the recollection.

  “Yes!” triumphantly; “and that’s what Sanford called me to-day when speaking to me through the medium. Isn’t that a proof? How could that man know that?”

  “I can’t explain that,” declared Elliott, a little shortly, “but it’s all rubbish, and I don’t think you ought to be allowed to go to such places! It’s disgraceful—”

  “You hush up, Mason,” Miss Ames cried; “I’ll go where I like! I’m not a child. And, too, I wasn’t alone—I had an escort—a very nice one.” She looked kindly at Fibsy.

  “Thank you, ma’am,” he returned, bobbing his funny red head. “I sure enjoyed myself.”

  “You didn’t look so; you looked half asleep.”

  “I always enjoy myself when I’m asleep—and half a loaf is better’n no bed,” the boy grinned at her.

  “Well, it may all be rubbish,” Alvord Hendricks said, musingly; “and it probably is—but there are people, Mason, who don’t think so. Anyway, here’s my idea. If Aunt Abby thinks she poisoned Sanford, under hypnotism—or any other way—for the love of heaven, let it go at that! If you don’t—suspicion will turn back to Eunice again—and that’s what we want to prevent. Now, no jury would ever convict an old lady—”

  “Nor any woman,” said Elliott. “But that isn’t the whole thing. I say, Alvord, since Mr. Stone is on the job, suppose we give him full swing—and let him find the real murderer. It wasn’t Eunice!”

  His words rang out so vibrantly that Stone gave him a quick glance. “You’re sure?” he asked, as it seemed, involuntarily.

  “I am,” responded Elliott, with a satisfied nod of his handsome head.

  “But your being sure doesn’t help much, Mason,” Eunice said, a despondent look coming into her eyes. “Are you sure, Mr. Stone?”

  “I can’t quite answer that question yet, Mrs, Embury,” the courteous voice replied. “Remember, I’ve only just begun to look into the matter.”

  “But you know all about it—from Mr. Shane and Mr. Driscoll.”

  “I know what they think about it—but that’s a different story.”

  “You don’t agree with their deductions, then?” asked Hendricks.

  “I don’t agree with their premises—therefore—” Stone smiled cryptically, and left the sentence unfinished and ambiguous, which was his deliberate intention.

  “We will have coffee in the livingroom,” said Eunice, as she rose from the table. Always a charming hostess, she was at her best tonight. Her thin black gown was becoming and made her fair throat and arms seem even whiter by contrast.

  She stood back, as the others left the room, and Hendricks, tarrying, too, came close to her.

  “Brace up, dear,” he said; “it will all come out right. I’m sorry Elliott dragged in this Stone, but—it will be all right, somehow.”

  “But it’s all so mysterious, Alvord. I don’t know what to do—or say—”

  “Don’t lose your temper, Eunice. Let me advise you strongly as to that. It never does any good—it militates against you. And here’s another thing—Are you afraid of the little Desternay?”

  “Afraid—how?” but Eunice paled.

  “Afraid—she knows something—oh, something injurious to—”

  “To me? She knows heaps!” The haughty head tossed, and Eunice looked defiant.

  “You beauty!” and Hendricks took a step nearer. “Oh, you splendid thing! How I adore you. Eunice—you are a goddess tonight! And you are for me! Some day—oh, I’m not going to say it now——don’t look so alarmed—but, you know—oh, Sweet, you know! And you yes, you, too, my splendid Tiger—”

  “Hush, Alvord! Never call me that!”

  “No, I beg pardon. And I don’t want to. That was San’s own name for you. I shall call you my Queen! My glorious Queen-woman!”

  “Oh, stop! Don’t you dare make love to me!

  “And don’t you dare say ‘dare’ to me! I dare all—”

  Ferdinand’s entrance cut short this dialogue, and Eunice and Hendricks went into the other room.

  Almost immediately a visitor was announced,, and Hanlon came in.

  “Why, Mr. Hanlon,” Eunice said, greeting him cordially, “I’m glad to see you again.”

  “So am I,” cried Aunt Abby, hastening to welcome the newcomer. “Oh, Mr. Hanlon, I went to see your man—Mr. Marigny, you know—”

  “Yes? I called to see if you had found him all right.”

  The necessary introductions were made, and Hanlon took his place in the group.

  He was a little ill at ease, for he was by no means a member of “society,” and though he had been at the Embury house before, he seemed a trifle in awe of his surroundings.

  “And I called, too,” Hanlon said, “to offer you my respectful sympathy, Mrs, Embury, and ask if there’s anything I can do for you.”

  “Why, you’re very kind,” said Eunice, touched by his thoughtfulness, “but I’m afraid there’s nothing you—anybody can do for me.”

  “F. Stone can,” declared Fibsy; “he can do a lot for you, Mrs, Embury.” The red head nodded vigorously, as was the boy’s habit, when much in earnest.

  Hanlon regarded him closely, and Fibsy returned the scrutiny.

  “Say,” the boy broke out, suddenly. “I’ve seen you before. You’re the man who found the hidden jackknife, in Newark!”

  “The same,” and Hanlon smiled at him. “Were you present?”

  “I
sure was! Gee! You’re a wonder!”

  “I was a wonder, but I don’t do wonderful things any more.”

  “What do you do now?”

  “Yes,” chimed in Eunice, “what are you doing, Mr. Hanlon? You told me you were going to take up a different line of work.”

  “I did, Mrs, Embury; I’m a prosaic and uninteresting painter man nowadays.”

  “An artist?”

  “In a way,” and Hanlon smiled; “I paint signs—and I try to do them artistically.”

  “Signs! How dull for you—after your exciting performances!”

  “Not so very dull,” interrupted Aunt Abby. “I know about the signs Mr. Hanlon paints! They’re bigger’n a house! They’re—why, they’re scenery—don’t you know?—like you see along the railroad—I mean along the meadows when you’re riding in the cars.”

  “Oh, scenic advertising,” observed Fleming Stone. “And signs on the Palisades—”

  “Not on the natural scenery,” laughed Hanlon. “Though I’ve been tempted by high rocks or smooth-sided crags.”

  “Are you a steeplejack?” asked Fibsy, his eyes sparkling; “can you paint spires and things?”

  “No;” and Hanlon looked at the boy, regretfully. “I can’t do that. I’m no climber. I make the signs and then they’re put where they belong by other workmen.”

  “Oh,” and Fibsy looked disappointed at not finding the daring hero he sought for.

  “I must not presume further on your kindness, Mrs, Embury,” Hanlon said, with an attempt at society jargon, “I merely called in for a minute. Mr. Hendricks, are you going my way? I want to see you about that sign-”

  “No, Hanlon—sorry, but I’m not going now,” and Hendricks shook his head. “I’m here for the evening.”

  “All right see you later, then. Where can I find you? I’m something of an owl, myself.”

  “I’ll call you up after I get home—if it isn’t too late,” Hendricks suggested.

  “Never too late for me. See that you remember.”

  Hanlon looked at Hendricks with more seriousness than the subject appeared to call for, then he went away.

  “You got the earache?” asked Fibsy suddenly, of Hendricks, as that gentleman half absently rubbed his ear.

  “Bless my soul, no! What do you mean by such a question? Mr. Stone, this boy of yours is too fresh!”

  “Be quiet, Terence,” said Stone, paying but slight attention to the matter.

  “Oh, all right, no offense meant,” and the boy grinned at Hendricks. “But didn’t you ever have an earache? If not, you don’t know what real sufferin’ is!”

  “No, I never had it, that I remember. Perhaps as a child—”

  “Why, Alvord,” said Aunt Abby, “you had it fearfully about a month ago. Don’t you recollect? You were afraid of mastoiditis.”

  “Oh, that. Well, that was a serious illness. I was thinking of an ordinary earache, when I said I never had one. But I beg of you drop the subject of my ailments! What a thing to discuss!”

  “True enough,” agreed Stone, “I propose we keep to the theme under consideration. I’ve been engaged to look into this murder mystery. I’m here for that purpose. I must insist that I conduct my investigation in my own way.”

  “That’s the right talk,” approved Elliott. “Now, Mr. Stone, let’s get right down to it.”

  “Very well, the case stands thus: Shane says—and it’s perfectly true—there are five possible suspects. But only one of these had both motive and opportunity. Now, the whole five are here present, and, absurd though it my seem, I’m going to ask each one of you the definite question. Ferdinand,” he raised his voice and the butler came in from the dining-room, “did you kill your master?”

  “No, God hearing me—I didn’t, sir.” The man was quiet and composed, though his face was agonized.

  “That will do, you may go,” said Stone. “Mr. Elliott, did you kill your friend—your partner in business?”

  “I did not,” said Elliott, curtly. He was evidently ill-pleased at the question.

  “Mr. Hendricks, did you?”

  “As I have repeatedly proved, I was in Boston that night. It would be impossible for me to be the criminal—but I will answer your ridiculous query—I did not.”

  “Mrs, Embury, did you?”

  “N—no—but I would rather be suspected, than to have—”

  “You said no, I believe,” Stone interrupted her. “Miss Ames, do you really think you killed your niece’s husband?”

  “Oh, sir—I don’t know! I can’t think I did—”

  “Of course, you didn’t, Aunt Abby!” Mason Elliott rose from his seat and paced up and down the room. “I must say, Mr. Stone, this is a childish performance! What makes you think any of us would say so, if we had killed Embury? It is utterly absurd!”

  “You’re absurd, Elliott,” cut in Hendricks. “Mr. Stone is a psychologist. He learns what he wants to know not from what we say—but the way we say it. Right, Mr. Stone?”

  “Right, Mr. Hendricks.” Stone looked grave. “Anything more to say, Mr. Elliott?”

  “Yes, I have! And it’s this: I asked you to come here. I asked you to take this case—as you’ve already surmised—to free Mrs, Embury from wrongful suspicion. Wrongful, mind you! I do not want you to clear her if she is guilty. But she isn’t. Therefore, I want you to find the real criminal. That’s what I want!”

  “And that’s what I’m doing.”

  “Of course he is,” Eunice defended him. “I wish you’d keep still, Mason! You talk too much—and you interfere with Mr. Stone’s methods.”

  “Perhaps I’d better go home, Eunice.” Elliott was clearly offended. “If you don’t want me here, I’ll go.”

  “Oh, no—” Eunice began, but Hendricks said, “Go on, Elliott, do. There are too many of us here, and as Eunice’s counsel, I can look after her interests.”

  Mason Elliott rose, and turned to Eunice.

  “Shall I go?” he said, and he gave her a look of entreaty—a look of yearning, pleading love.

  “Go,” she said, coldly. “Alvord will take care of me.”

  And Elliott went.

  CHAPTER XVI. FIBSY’S BUSY DAY

  “It’s this way, F. Stone,” said Fibsy, earnestly, “the crooks of the situation—”

  “The what?”

  “The crooks—that’s what they call it—”

  “Oh, the crux.” Stone did not laugh.

  “Yessir—if that’s how you pronounce it. Guess I’ll stick to plain English. Well, to my way of thinkin’, the little joker in the case is that there raspberry jam. I’m a strong believer in raspberry jam on general principles, but in pertikler, I should say in this present case, raspberry jam will win the war! Don’t eat it!”

  “Thought you were going to talk plain English. You’re cryptic, my son.”

  “All right—here goes. That jam business is straight goods. The old lady says she tasted jam—and she did taste jam. That’s all there is about that. And that sweet, pleasant, innercent raspberry jam will yet send the moiderer of Mr. Embury to the chair!”

  “I think myself there’s something to be looked into there, but how are you going about it?”

  “Dunno yet—but here’s another thing, Mr. Stone, that I ain’t had time to tell you yet, that—”

  “Suppose you begin at the beginning and tell me your story in order.”

  “Supposin’ I do!” Fibsy thought a moment before he began. It was the morning after the two had dined at the Embury home, and they were breakfasting together in Stone’s hotel apartment.

  “Well, Mr. Stone, as you know, I left Mrs, Embury’s last night d’eckly after Mr. Hendricks took his deeparture. As I s’pected, there was trouble awaitin’ for him just outside the street doorway, that Hanlon chap was standing and he met up with Mr. Hendricks—much to the dismay of the latter!”

  “Your English is fine this morning—go ahead.”

  “Well—Hanlon fell into step like with Mr. Henrick
s, and they walked along, Hanlon doing the talking. I didn’t dare get close enough to overhear them, for they’re both live wires, and I don’t fool either of ’em into thinking meself a ninkypoop! So I trailed, but well out’a sight—and, hold on, Mr. Stone, while I tell you this. The fake mejum that Miss Ames went to see yesterday afternoon, was none other than friend Hanlon himself!”

  “What? Fibs, are you sure?”

  “Sure as shootin’! I spotted him the minute he came up to Mrs, Embury’s. I didn’t reckernize him at first as the whiskered Moses, but I did later. You know, Mr. Stone, I saw him do stunts for newspapers in two towns, and I wonder I didn’t tumble to him in the spookshop. But I didn’t—I dessay because when I saw him doing his mind-readin’ tricks outdoors he was blindfolded, which some concealed his natural scenery. Well, he hadn’t more’n tripped over the Embury ‘Welcome’ mat, than I was onto him. Me thinker woiked light lightnin’ and I had him ticketed and pigeonholed in no time.”

  “Is he mixed up in the Embury case?”

  “He’s mixed up with Mr. Hendricks in some way, and he learned from Miss Ames that Hendricks was to be among those present, so he made up foolish excuses and betook himself to the vicinity of said Hendricks.”

  “Why?”

  “Wanted to converse with him, and couldn’t get hold of him otherwise. Hendricks, it would seem, didn’t hanker for said conversation.”

  “I remember Hanlon asked Mr. Hendricks if he were going his way, and Hendricks said he was going to spend the evening where he was.”

  “Egg-zackly. And did. But all the same, Hanlon waited. And a wait of an hour and a half registers patience and perseverance—to my mind.”

  “Right you are! And you trailed the pair?”

  “Did I?” Fibsy fell back in his chair, as if exhausted. “I followed them to Mr. Hendricks’ home, they chatterin’ glibly all the way—and then after a few minutes’ further remarks on the doorstep Hendricks, he went in—and Hanlon—! You know, Mr. Stone, Hanlon’s nobody’s fool, and he knew I was follerin’ him as well as he knew his name! I don’t know how he knew it—for I was most careful to keep out’a sight, but all the same, he did know it—and what do you think he did? He led me a chase of miles—and miles—and miles! That’s what he did!”