Fall Into Me (A British Rockstar Romance)

by Nikki Wild

  “You know I can’t let you do that,” I reminded her. “I can’t let this out into the wild. It’s fine here… where it’s safe… at least, until I can figure out what’s wrong with it, maybe clean it up.”

  “Yeah, yeah, I know…”

  She looked a little glum, but I appreciated that Reiko understood my artistic selfishness. The idea of something inferior that I’d created with my own hand being out there, even on a close friend’s wall… the idea bothered me.

  Hell, Connor had tried to sneak off with one of my castaway closet paintings, and I’d furiously banned him from my apartment for two months. It had been a breach of my trust as a friend and an artist.

  Reiko understood.

  “Alright, well, I know there’s no convincing you otherwise,” she finally conceded, standing up straight. “Anyway, I like it. It’s good.”

  “Yeah, yeah,” I smiled.

  “…Oh! I almost forgot the whole reason why I’m here!”

  She grinned ear to ear, clasping her fingerless gloved hands together. “Get yourself cleaned up, woman. We’re going to the French Quarter tonight.”

  “Oh yeah?” I tilted my head. “Why’s that?”

  “Because the guitarist in that band I like is a bartender down there, and he tells me that this rugged, British dude showed up a few days ago. He’s been coming in every night since, mostly keeping to himself. I think you need a little something different, so you’d better get glammed up and get your flirt on.”

  Now that was intriguing.

  “I don’t know… Maybe I don’t feel like going out tonight,” I replied, trying to bury the little devil of excitement creeping up inside me.

  “That’s exactly why you need to get out. You’ve been holed up in this apartment trying to get your mojo back. Maybe you’re looking for spark in all the wrong places,” Reiko said, grinning mischeviously.

  “And you think I’ll find inspiration in some British guy’s pants?”

  “It worked the last time, didn’t it?” Reiko laughed.

  I wanted to protest, but she was right.

  One of the more defining characteristics of myself, besides my penchant for painting, was that I was a total Anglophile. I religiously watched the BBC America channel, following such British staples as Doctor Who and Sherlock. I’d only been to England once on a summer’s break, but it had confirmed my every suspicion:

  I loved England.

  I’d come back from that trip full of inspiration.

  Everyone close to me knew that… and to hear that there was a British guy here in town who’d fallen into routine at a nearby bar… Maybe I was due a little fun…

  Besides… This was our usual night to go barhopping. We’d skipped the last few when she’d been overwhelmed with work, and I hadn’t really been myself lately. Knowing that the English card was on the table added a whole other layer of excitement.

  “What makes you think that he’s into someone like me?” I asked thoughtfully, casting her a look.

  “Geoffrey tells me that this guy’s been turning down the most sex-starved vapid chicks around,” Reiko recalled. “Hell, he’s wandered back out alone every damn night. Whether or not he scores later, there’s no telling, but none of them are successful, award-winning artists… maybe he’s into someone with a few brain cells?”

  “What’s he look like?”

  “Why don’t you just go find out for yourself?”

  “Your guy must have told you something,” I insisted. “Dish out the details. Get me amped to get pretty and scope this guy out.”

  The door clattered open again, and I inwardly sighed. I knew exactly who it was, although Reiko didn’t appear to hear the sound of encroaching footsteps.

  “Fine, fine,” Reiko conceded, thinking for a moment. “Usually comes in wearing a nice suit… sandy-brown hair, broad but streamlined build… handsome as fuck… that’s all that the dude told me.”

  “Handsome as fuck? Did somebody call me?” Connor asked, poking his head through the door.

  With his floppy hair and boyish good looks, enhanced by squared glasses, Connor completed our happy little triad. If only he wasn’t so obviously attracted to me, I thought to myself as he flashed me a sly smile.

  “Nah, wasn’t describing you, bro,” Reiko sneered playfully.

  He shrugged off the retort. “Who else could it have possibly been?”

  “Just this rugged, British dude down at the bar,” she answered enthusiastically. “I’m trying to convince Riley that we need to go check this guy out, because seriously I think she might be able to score him.”

  I couldn’t figure out if she was blissfully ignorant of his fixation on me, or if she was just effortlessly cruel, but Reiko offered this tidbit of information up with the giddiness of a schoolgirl.

  “Oh, I see,” Connor answered quietly, retreating into a stoic face. “Is he at our usual spot?”

  “Sounds like it,” I shrugged. “I figured it was worth a check. You up for tagging along?”

  Connor looked crestfallen, but he bravely slapped on a smile. “Fuck yeah, I’ve been looking forward to this drink all goddamn day.”

  “Rough day at the record store?”

  “Definitely. Ever since Bowie shuffled off the mortal coil, we’ve been sold flat out of his records. Meanwhile, we’ve been swamped.”

  “Would have thought you’d like the business,” I shrugged. “Aren’t you having trouble making the lease some months?”

  “Well, yeah,” Connor grinned. “But it’s just me and Tiana there during the day and, well, we’re not staffed to deal with a glam rock god up and dying on us… if it’s not people pissed that we’ve run out of his discography, it’s people bugging us with a ton of questions about related artists…”

  Overlooking the one-sided romantic fixation between us, I carried a lot of respect for Connor Carelli. While I was in some galleries and Reiko managed someone else’s sandwich shop and followed around that band, Connor had chased his dream of owning a bonafide record store.

  The location was shit, the parking was worse, and the place was held together with a barebones staff and a lot of improvised renovations… but Connor’s little record shop was his. Not only that, but he’d developed a reputation for carrying a carefully curated selection of classic obscurities and important memorabilia.

  “Just to let you know, the guy usually leaves around 9PM,” Reiko cut in. “So, if we’re going, we’d better get down there soon. Unless you think you can seduce him in half an hour, at any rate.”

  I glanced at the clock. Despite the fact that the sunlight outside was only just waning now, it was already 7:30 PM. “Fuck these summers and their long hours…” I muttered to myself. “You two make yourselves comfortable. I’ve gotta get changed.”

  “Don’t forget, your head is a canvas!” Reiko reminded me. She was used to me completely forgetting to wipe the paint smears off and apply a little makeup. “Put that artistic touch to work and get your face on!”

  “Yeah, yeah…” I smiled, pushing past them to dive around the corner and into my bedroom. I reached into wardrobe and snagged a couple of items – a nice dress, a decent belt, a few accessories...

  As I whipped off my oversized tee and my pair of black leggings, I suited myself up for what could be an interesting night.

  I scanned my face in the mirror, tugging over my makeup bag from the top drawer beneath my sink. A little foundation, some contouring, maybe just a little refined shape to my eyebrows… I had the time to put this together.

  The sounds of some old sitcom played from the living room. Undoubtedly, Reiko and Connor had made themselves comfortable on my couch, chilling with the Netflix on my old Xbox. At least they were occupied.

  “Alright, Riley,” I whispered to myself as I lifted the first instrument of my quick, studious makeover. “He sounds like a catch, and he’s looking for something…” I smiled confidently at myself in the mirror. “You are gertting your mojo back! You are getting laid to
night by a thick, British cock. Time to get on the war paint…”

  21

  Lex

  While I nursed a Newcastle, I quietly ignored the young piece of ass that was giggling loudly in my ear with her cute southern drawl.

  Jess’s idea had been great on paper.

  In England, there’s a fresh scandal waiting around every corner for you. Brett Barker wants someone wholesome, and spoiler alert, Lex: that just ain’t you, you know?

  You’re not just a bad boy.

  You’re THE bad boy.

  You’ve gotta chill the fuck out somewhere that nobody recognizes you. Lay low for a couple of weeks… maybe find yourself someone out of that damned life. Someone intelligent who can do more than just look good on your arm or your damn balcony.

  You need to go to the one place where nobody knows your name… America.

  It was true.

  Nobody here had recognized me.

  Nobody here knew my name.

  I couldn’t tell whether to be relieved or offended. Tellingly, I seemed to cycle between the two at any given moment.

  Of course, people here were equally obsessed with football, but they were fixated on the wrong one. Over my drinks every night, I’d stared up at the screen as some talking heads loudly and bombastically speculated over sports footage on some asinine show called SportsCenter.

  Needs a new name, I thought to myself. I haven’t once noticed them mention even a hint about the most beloved sport on the planet.

  So far, we’d been here a week.

  It had been my idea to visit New Orleans. I figured, I could disappear for a little while, find one of those pretty Southern belles I’d heard so much about, and kick back and ride out the tabloid cycle.

  No harm, no foul.

  Jess had been less than enthusiastic about that prospect – she’d wanted to get me away from the party scene, not drop me smack dap into the party capital of the Western Hemisphere. But with a little convincing, she’d been onboard with it.

  After all, she could drink her weight in wine, and New Orleans was a city rich with historical significance and culture. I wondered if there might really be some voodoo out in those swamps, and she was eager to at least check out the world-famous port city.

  Now, I’d heard the stories of belligerent Americans and how raucous they could be, but I hadn’t been prepared for the Deep South.It seemed that all there was to do down here was (a) drink, (b) drugs, (c) fuck, and (d) stare at the goddamn television.

  And I had to stay away from almost all of those things on this little trip… Lay low, stay out of the news, and come back to the UK a kinder, gentler Lex… The kind of Lex who gets his face on a cereal box instead of a tabloid.

  Not that it would surprise anyone if I cocked this up.

  “So, are ya gonna buy me a drink, or what?” The blonde beside me drawled, snapping me away from my thoughts. “Ah’ll take a Bloody Mary, thank yew very much.”

  Maybe she’d be fun for the night, but getting caught with some slutty college student from the US would be a whole new scandal.

  Jess would kill me.

  “Yeah, piss off,” I muttered absentmindedly, glancing lazily towards her.

  She gasped indignantly, wheeling her hand back to slap me. I took the blow, my cheek wincing with pain. I growled menacingly under my breath as she took a step back.

  “You’re an asshole,” She shouted.

  “Don’t hit me again,” I retorted.

  “Hey! What’s going on here?” Some loudmouthed bucko stepped into view, his lustful eyes glued to this chick. “This guy givin’ you a problem, darlin’?”

  “Sure as shit is!” She looked proud of herself.

  “Hey, you’re that foreigner, ain’t’cha?”

  “Might be,” I replied noncommittally.

  “Hey! Fellers! It’s a Brit!” He called out with that stupid fucking voice of his, as if I was some kind of novelty in this area.

  Then again, this was New Orleans.

  I probably was a novelty here.

  I’m too conspicuous, I thought to myself. I need to leave a smaller footprint, maybe stop going to the same bar every night… even if they do make the drinks the way I like ‘em…

  There were some murmurings as another fuck got up. He was dressed in a plaid shirt, dusty jeans, and cowboy boots. A ten-gallon hat was perched above his face. As he waddled into view, I could see that over a quarter of the room was quietly watching us now.

  Not really the kind of attention I wanted.

  “I don’t know how you treat the ladies in your part of the world, pahd’ner, but here in the U, S of A, we treat women with respect,” he told me with some sort of misguided authority over me.

  The guy looked to be in his upper forties, sniffling a bushy moustache as he carefully summed me up.

  I almost laughed…

  But I was supposed to be playing it quiet. Tearing up a bar in New Orleans wouldn’t play well if I wanted that sponsorship back home.

  “No offense meant, lady,” I told her, turning to the bartender. “One Bloody Mary for the lady, and a round for the house.”

  I cast my eyes back on the girl. “I’m not buying you another drink, but I’m sure one of these strapping young lads would be happy to take my place.”

  The first guy looked thrilled at the prospect, and the scene quickly died down. Within moments, the two of them were seated at a spare pair of barstools down the counter, and the pahd’ner was ambling back with his drink at my expense, apparently satisfied.

  There were still eyes on me, but I expected that now. I’d started to recognize some faces since frequenting this fine establishment, and no doubt I’d raised some eyebrows. Maybe they didn’t know who I was, but they sure as hell knew I didn’t belong.

  “Thanks for not causing a scene,” the bartender murmured quietly enough for only me to hear. “I know you’re still getting acquainted with the local flavor, but Southerners are fiercely patriotic… one syllable off your tongue, and you stick out like a sore thumb here.”

  “Yeah, I’ve noticed,” I nodded thoughtfully.

  “Anyway, this one’s on me,” he grinned, popping the top and dropping a second Newcastle beside the first.

  “Cheers, mate.”

  I noticed him glance over towards the door and grin knowingly. Since there was nothing better to look at in this place, I glanced over and spotted a trio that I didn’t recognize.

  The Japanese chick was returning his smile. She was clad in some hodgepodge blend of biker gear and punk rock attire. Her interesting fashion sense somehow came together cohesively, even if it was a tad much. Who the fuck is she trying to impress?

  The scrawny chap with the shaggy curls and the glasses looked mildly uncomfortable. Dressed in a ragged jacket and torn jeans, he looked like a highly functioning vagabond of some sort. When he made eye contact with me he looked even less comfortable, which almost made me grin. Did I just catch a hint of recognition? Maybe I’d finally found the one soccer fan in the whole country. I was hoping I wouldn’t bump into too many of those here…

  My entire train of thought derailed as shaggy-head moved aside.

  The bird between them stole the show.

  I didn’t really go for the brunettes, but there she was, standing tall and confident. Her black dress elegantly hung around her womanly hourglass shape. Those beautiful eyes caught my attention in a heartbeat. Her radiant face scanned the room for a moment, zeroing on me at the bar, and a small smile crossed her lips.

  Well, what do we have here?

  The Japanese one noticed me as well, and whispered something into her ear. Their mate looked none too pleased, and he placed a hand on her shoulder and started to say something.

  Bad move, apparently.

  She shrugged off his touch and turned, quietly ripped him a new one, and then broke away from the two of them.

  By the time she slipped into the chair beside me, I was thoroughly intrigued. The other two found a small bar t
able in the corner, which gave them a great vantage point to watch whatever we were about to do.

  “Say something,” she told me.

  “Excuse me?” I asked.

  The mysterious young woman smiled. “That’ll do. What is that, Estuary?”

  I raised an eyebrow.

  “You know your accents.”

  “Could say that.”

  Unlike the other locals, she seemed to have a more dignified tongue, even if her own accent faintly slipped through.

  It was my turn to smile.

  “Who the Devil are you?” I asked.

  “My name’s Riley,” the woman answered, holding out a small hand. Without thinking, I took it into my own, feeling how soft and delicate it was within my much sturdier grasp.

  “Charmed. Call me Lex.”

  “Lex,” she repeated, trying out the syllable for herself against the backs of her teeth. “I like that. Short for “Alexander?”

  “Naturally.”

  “Well, Alexander, just between you and me, would you like to know a secret?” She leaned in closer, watching my eyes. I couldn’t help but play along with whatever this was.

  “Go on, then.”

  Riley glanced around quickly, then whispered into my ear, as if she were telling me the most important secret in the entire world: “We’re going to fuck tonight.”

  If there had been beer in my mouth, it would have sprayed across the counter. I took a quick, hard look at this woman who had sat down next to me, and I couldn’t help but shake my head in surprise.

  Or was it admiration?

  “Awfully presumptuous, yeah? And what exactly makes you think that I’m taking you to bed?”

  “I don’t care what reason you pick,” she shrugged nonchalantly, smiling as the bartender walked over. “I just know that it’s going to happen.” Her tone shifted. “Hi, could I have a glass of shiraz?”

  “Certainly,” the bartender nodded.