Wake Up Little Susie sm-2

by Ed Gorman

  “Anyplace special?”

  “How about the river road?”

  “You’re making me nervous, Sam.” The once-handsome face had developed a slight tic under the left eye.

  “I don’t mean to.”

  “Something’s going on, isn’t it?”

  “I guess so. Let’s get out of town before we start talking.”

  He was wound very tight.

  “How about rolling down the windows?” I said.

  “Kill the astc, you mean?”

  “Astc?”

  He laughed nervously. “That’s car-dealer talk for air-conditioning.”

  “Oh. Yeah. Let’s kill the astc. The park smells great this time of year. All the leaves and everything.”

  “I sure wish I knew what was going on.”

  He killed the astc. He had power windows.

  Soon we were breathing the air God intended us to.

  And then we were on the river road.

  The Edsel had power, no doubt about that. The river was on the right. On the left were shaggy bluffs of pin oak and pine. An old barnstormer was out for the afternoon, a real old-time showoff, swooping and tumbling and diving so fast birds sat by in frozen envy.

  “Imagine how free you could be if you had a plane like that,” Keys said.

  “Yeah.”

  “I bet that’s the very first thing man wished for. I mean, way back when we had just learned how to stand up straight. To fly. To have that freedom.” Then he added, “To escape.”

  I said, gently, “Some things you can’t escape, I guess.”

  He looked over at me. “That’s what my old man always said during the Depression. That there wasn’t any escape. They went on strike, the milk farmers. Your dad ever tell you about that?”

  “Uh-uh.”

  “Right up north of here. Hambling Road.

  About fifty farmers with shotguns. They were getting only a few pennies on the dollar for their milk, so they decided to make the truck drivers dump it rather than take it into the cities. They got these spiked telegraph poles and laid them across the road. Sheriff and his deputies showed up. But the men didn’t back down. My uncle was one of the strikers. He always bragged about what he did. Walked right up to the sheriff with his sawed-off and said, “I’ll take your gun and your badge.” And damned if the sheriff didn’t hand them over. Guess he figured my uncle would’ve killed him. And he probably would’ve, knowing Ken. So what they did was dump out half the milk and then they drove the rest on into Cedar Rapids and gave the rest away free in the poor sections. Isn’t that a hell of a story?”

  “Yeah,” I said, and it was. “Your dad involved?”

  He made a sour face. “No. Not us, me or him.” He smiled with great sadness. “We’re the salesman type. Talk your head off and don’t do jack shit. Hell, half the men in this town might as well be women, the way they’ve lived their lives. And I’m one of them.” He sighed. His knuckles were white on the steering wheel. “I haven’t even taken care of my wife very well. She deserved a hell of a lot better than me. All the years she put up with me. And she didn’t get anything out of it.

  Well, it’s her turn now. I just want her to know that for once in my life I’m a man. I did something honorable. She needs to know that, and I need to know it too.”

  I wondered what he was talking about.

  I knew he’d killed Susan and Squires, but he wasn’t exactly saying that. I needed him to say it.

  “You scared to have me open this up?” he asked.

  “Nah. It’d be fun.”

  “One hundred and twenty?”

  “If it’ll do it.”

  “Oh, it’ll do it.”

  “Then let’s go.”

  So we went. Faster and faster. He didn’t slow down much on the long, deep curves: … 100… 105. I gripped the dash with both hands. I was starting to get cold.

  He looked over at me. “Scared?”

  “A little.”

  He looked defeated. “You figured it out, didn’t you?”

  One-twenty pegged. The countryside had become an impressionistic painting-colors fading one into another, the shapes of farmhouses and silos and outbuildings blurred.

  “Figured what out?”

  “Who killed Susan and David.”

  “Yeah. Yeah, I guess I did.”

  “This is some motor, huh?”

  There were several curves ahead of us I didn’t want to think about. “Yeah, it’s some motor.”

  “Maybe I should just run us off the road.”

  “I don’t want to die, Dick. I mean, if I’ve got a say in this at all.”

  He shook his head. “Those Rotarians aren’t going to believe it, are they? When they hear who killed Susan and David.” He laughed.

  “They’re women. They sit around and gossip and bad-mouth people and then go back and sit in their offices and make their secretaries do all the work for about one-third the pay. If that.”

  “Just watch the road, will you?”

  “It’s funny, Sam. Right now I feel freer than I have since I was a boy. I really d. I feel free. I’ve got life and death in my hands. One little flick of the wrist and we’re both dead. That’s man stuff. It’s not all this rah-rah business bullshit. You don’t have to smile and kiss ass and be a clown all the time.

  I always wanted to be like my Uncle Ken. He ended up being a labor organizer. He’d bust heads when he needed to; I think he even took pleasure in it. But when I got a chance to marry the richest girl in the valley, my old man really pushed me. She couldn’t even give me a child. I used to go into Chicago once a month on some pretext, and man did I whore it up. I did the whole thing: colored whores, Chinese whores, Mexican whores. You name it.

  While my wife was sitting home alone.”

  We screamed around a long curve and shot past an oncoming pickup.

  When the road straightened out, he said, “You know about the kid? Ellie?”

  “Yeah.”

  “She’s a good kid.”

  “Yeah, she is.”

  “She doesn’t know about me, and I don’t ever want her to. Chalmers is an ex-con, but he’s been a good father to her. I never would’ve believed it.”

  “We’re coming up to Tolliver Hill, Dick. And you’re on the wrong side of the road.”

  Tolliver Hill was a local legend. More people had been killed on it than any other hill in this part of the state. Kids drag-raced out here. The ultimate danger. One of them would end up on the wrong side of the hill as they went over it. And some poor quiet family of three or four coming up would get their grille pushed into the backseat.

  And everybody would be dead.

  Anybody could be on the other side of that hill, I thought, as we approached it now. If he’d heard what I said, he didn’t let on.

  We were going far too fast for me to jump. And if I reached over for the key he might flip the car, accidentally or on purpose, it didn’t matter.

  For the first time, as the Edsel started up the base of the hill, the stroke of the motor sounded slightly labored.

  “Get on the right side of the road!” I screamed at him.

  He glanced at me. No expression. None at all. Then a grin. “Hang on, Sam. Hang on!”

  We went up the hill at 106 mph, all he could get out of the car on this steep a climb.

  Still the wrong side of the road. Still the grin on his face. For just this moment, he was his Uncle Ken.

  No boring Chamber of Commerce luncheons. No more high school football booster-club meetings. No more slavish ass-kissing of old money who felt he’d married his way into respectability. He was his own man now, and a dangerous man at that. I could sense the power in his hands and arms, muscles clawing and stretching just below his skin. Certainly that power was in the madness of the sharp blue gaze and the burry rasp of the voice.

  I saw the car before he did. At least, I was the one to scream first.

  Coming right at us. Doing a good 70 or itself.

 
Long drab Buick.

  Wind-numb face. Heart tearing at the prison of my chest wall. Feeling five years old. Totally helpless.

  Head on, it was going to be.

  We were close enough now to see the Buick driver’s face. Neatly combed white hair.

  Rimless eyeglasses. Small white hands on the steering wheel. Panic just starting to explode his facial composure.

  “Keys!” I yelled. “Get over! Get over!”

  He screamed.

  The moment was gone. He was no longer his Uncle Ken.

  He was the somewhat silly, somewhat stuffy man who always said way too much and way too little, who always told the corniest of jokes and found no setting inappropriate to selling you a car. I’d seen him whip out his deal notebook in the back of a funeral home while a wake was in progress.

  He was that man again, and he was scared shitless.

  He yanked the car into the proper lane. He was a good driver. He knew not to even touch the brakes. To simply put all his strength and concentration inffcontrolling the passage of the car at this speed. His foot lifted off the accelerator.

  We were coasting. At around 100 mph.

  Neither of us said anything. I don’t think I could have. My entire body was shaking. I very badly needed to deal with my bladder. I was relieved and angry, and then-z the car began to slow significantly, as the shapes all around me fell into familiar place again-I was just relieved.

  When we were at 60, he said, “I’m sorry.”

  I just stared out at the countryside. I wanted to spend the autumn-smoky afternoon up in the hills with the horses. Maybe take Mary up there on a picnic.

  “You hear me, Sam? I said I was sorry.”

  “Yeah, I heard you.”

  “I shouldn’t’ve done that.”

  “No, you shouldn’t.”

  “I’ve always wanted to be reckless like that.”

  “Well, you made it.”

  We were coming into a small town named Byrum.

  A Texaco station was just ahead. “I could use a pit stop.”

  “So could I.”

  He pulled into the station. It had recently been painted. You could still smell the paint. It was a friendly smell. He used the can first. I went inside and bought some Luckies.

  The station man was a balding wiry guy with a pair of gleaming false teeth. “Mind if I go check out the car?” he said, as he gave me my smokes and change.

  “Fine.”

  “Didn’t get over to see one. I hear old Henry Ford’d be shittin’ bricks if he ever seen a car like this one.”

  He went out and started inspecting it.

  Keys came out of the john, which was located on the side of the station. He walked up to the front door and said, “Your turn.”

  “I need your keys.”

  “My keys?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Why?” Then his face showed recognition. “You think I might drive off?”

  “It’s been known to happen.”

  “I could’ve killed us back there. And I didn’t.”

  “I still need the keys.”

  “God, I don’t believe this.”

  “The keys, Dick. Now.”

  “I just don’t believe this!”

  “Yeah, I know. You said that already.”

  “You think you know somebody and then look what happens. The guy don’t even trust you.”

  “Yeah,” I said. “You think you know somebody and he ends up killing two people.” I lit a Lucky. Put out my hand palm up. “The keys.”

  He shoved his hand in his trouser pocket. I expected to see the keys. What I saw was a small. 38.

  The station man was back. Keys stood off and waved him inside.

  “I got about twenty-three bucks in there is all, mister,” he said to Keys.

  “Shut up,” Keys said.

  “You never told me why you killed them, Dick,” I said.

  “Why?”

  He shrugged. He looked sad and scared.

  Panic had taken over. “He’d misspent his inheritance and needed money badly. He was my lawyer. He knew about the girl. He knew if it got out it would destroy my marriage and my career. He wanted more and more money.” I noticed he used pronouns instead of specific names.

  “What’s he talking about?” the station man said.

  “Just let him talk,” I said.

  “His wife was the real mother. She started sneaking out to see the girl. You know, just as a friend.

  I knew she’d tell her the truth someday. And my wife would find out.” His tears were shocking.

  “All that woman wanted from me was to love her, and I couldn’t do it. It just wasn’t in me. I respected her and liked her and even probably cherished her in a way. But I couldn’t love her and I’ve made her miserable. I just couldn’t disgrace her too.”

  “You kidnapped Mary?”

  “I didn’t have any choice. Susan had her send off for Ellie’s birth certificate-Susan didn’t want her name involved-and after I killed Susan, Mary figured things out.

  She brought me the birth certificate and said I should turn myself in. So I grabbed her. I was going to kill her too-but I couldn’t, somehow. I just couldn’t.”

  “Give me the gun, Dick.”

  “Save your breath, Sam. I’m leaving.”

  “The gun.”

  I saw the station man glancing at the cash register. Probably had a small handgun of his own in there. I said, “Forget about it.”

  “Maybe he’ll kill us.”

  “He won’t kill us. Relax.”

  Keys was backing out the door. Keeping the gun on us. “Don’t come after me, Sam. I need to be alone for a while. I need to figure out how to handle this.”

  “I’ll get you the best criminal lawyer in Chicago. I promise you that. There’s nothing to hide anymore, Dick. It’s all coming out now anyway.”

  “I just need some time alone.”

  “Then take it.”

  “You won’t grab this man’s car and come after me?”

  “Nope.”

  “You really won’t?”

  “I really won’t.”

  “You’re a good man, Sam.”

  “Thanks. So are you.”

  He looked surprised and then smiled bitterly. “Oh, yeah, that’s me. Just about the nicest killer a man could hope to meet.”

  And then he took off running, agile for his size and age. The Edsel whipped out of the station, spewing pebbles.

  The station man ran immediately to the phone on the counter and said, “Claudia, get me the sheriff’s department quick.”

  There wasn’t any way I could stop him.

  Eighteen

  “Ok, McCain. Ready?”

  She wanted to hear it. There was something unholy about it-her listening in on the extension phone as I informed Cliffie of the real killer-but one does not deny Judge Whitney her petty pleasures.

  I was using the phone at Pamela’s desk.

  The Judge was waiting to pick up in her chambers. Pamela stood in the chamber doorway, ready to signal the Judge when it was time to pick up.

  I dialed. I would’ve taken a lot more pleasure in this if the killer had turned out to be somebody I hated. I’d been keen on David Squires being the murderer, for instance. But with Keys? I couldn’t help it. I liked him. The life he’d led as a booster reminded me of the hunting scene in Sinclair Lewis’s

  Babbitt where Babbitt has to take stock of his life-a very successful small-town life-and finds that none of it holds any meaning for him, that it was all a charade. And he wishes he were a little boy again and could start over; how different it would be this time. I imagined Dick Keys was going through something like that now. I imagined he was scared and lonely and remorseful, plus the fact that he’d never been able to love his wife and felt so guilty about it…

  “Police station.”

  “The Chief, please.”

  “Who’s calling?”

  “Sam McCain.”

  “O
h.” It was not a happy Oh. In fact, it was a downright unhappy Oh. “Hang on.”

  A few moments later: “Chief here.”

  The beautiful Pamela waving frantically for the Judge to pick up. A teeny, tiny click on the line.

  “I just wanted to tell you, I know who the killer is, Chief.”

  “So do I. And he’s sitting in jail right now.”

  “Wrong man.”

  “My ass.”

  I could imagine the rapture the Judge was experiencing.

  “Dick Keys.”

  “Oh, sure.”

  “I’m serious.”

  “One of our leading businessmen? A deacon of my church? The man who serves hot meals to the needy every Christmas?”

  “One and the same.”

  “I don’t have time for this, McCain.”

  “Just listen to me.” I told him everything. I gave him the name of the Texaco man who could back up my story about Keys’s confession.

  “But Chalmers confessed.”

  “If he did it’s because you beat him inffconfessing.”

  “He fell down those stairs all by himself.”

  “Of course he did. Like all the others.”

  “What others?”

  I sighed. “You’ve got the wrong man, Chief. I’ll call the Texaco guy and have him come in and see you. He’ll give you the details.

  In the meantime, if I were you I’d start looking for Keys.”

  “You bastard,” he said, and slammed down the phone.

  The Judge let out a most undignified yelp and came running from her chambers.

  She wore her judicial robes and was in her nyloned feet. She had her brandy and her Gauloise. And she threw her arms around me as if we were old lovers and planted a tasty kiss right on my lips. “Oh, God, McCain!

  Did you hear him!”

  “I heard him.”

  “He’s such a dunce!”

  “He certainly is that.”

  “Beating a confession out of poor Chalmers! The man’s a Cro-Magnon!”

  I noted the “poor” Chalmers. She was even feeling kindly toward the rabble at this exhilarating moment.

  And then we sort of waltzed around the open expanse in front of Pamela’s desk.

  “Oh, I wish I had a camera!” Pamela said. “What a great picture that would make, you two dancing like that!”

  “Yes,” I said. “The Judicial