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The Giant Book of Poetry

Page 43

by William H. Roetzheim, Editor


  my sanctuary in a drying tank:

  as well embroider double A’s on alb,

  dalmatic, chasuble, and pallium.

  Does Rome believe such sops will satisfy

  the public’s appetite for blood? I face

  a statutory minimum of ten!

  And what is being done? I must put by

  my crozier, to preach from my own pulpit,

  surrender the archdiocese accounts,

  as though I were another Muggerone,

  fold my hands and wait for sentencing!

  I may not even speak in privacy

  with my attorneys, but the legate’s spy

  is crouching in the corner taking notes.

  You keep me virtually a prisoner:

  no telephone, no visitors, no mail

  that doesn’t bear the Abbot’s imprimatur.

  And then you counsel me to fast and pray!

  Well, I’ll be damned if I’ll be put away

  as docilely as that. I’ll bleat before

  I bleed. You think my case is scandalous?

  Wait till the papers get on yours, my boys!

  I trust this is a live broadcast, and that

  the Abbot’s at his intercom—with whom

  else? Let me guess: Monsignor Mallachy;

  my Deputy-Archbishop Sneed; and Rome’s

  own damage control team, nameless to me.

  If I’m not addressing empty air,

  and if you’d like to hear the aria

  through to the end, I would appreciate

  a dollop of some better lubricant.

  I wait Your Grace’s pleasure, and my own.

  He finishes the last of the wine in the bottle on the tray, then goes to the prie-dieu, kneels, and folds his hands in prayer. The Brother regards him balefully; the Cardinal lowers his eyes. The Brother cocks his head, and presses his hand to his cowl, as though better to listen to earphones. With a look of disgruntlement, he nods and takes the tray with bottle and glass from the room.

  Almost as soon as the Brother is out the door, the Cardinal gets the hiccoughs. He goes through various contortions trying to stop hiccoughing, sucking in his gut, holding his breath. He still has the hiccoughs when the Brother returns with a new bottle. The hiccoughs continue for a while even after his first careful sip of wine—each one being indicated by an asterisk within parentheses in the text he speaks: (*).

  THE CARDINAL:

  Hiccoughs always make me (*) think of Gene

  Pacelli, Pius Twelfth, who died of them

  and now is offered as a candidate

  for sainthood. A saint who can’t stop (*) hiccoughing!

  As well a holy arsonist, a saint

  with clap, a blessed ex(*)ecutioner.

  The present Abbot’s predecessor felt

  a special reverence for his (*) witheredness,

  I understand, and entertained the hope

  of a mir(*)aculous remission. Yes?

  It must be either Pius has no pull

  with God, or sodomites can’t win (*) his ear.

  Imagine if his prayer’d been answered and

  instead of (*) what it is, a jail for drunks

  in Roman collars, the Abbey here became

  the (*) Lourdes of AIDS-infected clergymen.

  I see them now, coming to hang ex(*)votos

  at Pius’s shrine. The statue’s right hand holds

  a model of a concentration camp;

  the left, a water glass symbolic of

  his (*) sufferings.

  In the course of these blasphemies against Pius XII, the Brother has approached the Cardinal to refill his quickly emptying glass. His indignation finally is too much for him, and he slaps the Cardinal across the face, knocking off his glasses. Immediately, remorseful, he is on his knees to retrieve the glasses and return them to the Cardinal, who after his initial shock seems pleased to have made a dent in the Brother’s composure.

  THE CARDINAL:

  I think I touched a nerve.

  And you did, too: I’ve stopped the hiccoughing.

  I wonder if you might have saved the Pope,

  if you’d been there in 1958?

  Now don’t explode again: keep beating me,

  I may seize up, or modify my tune

  to something maddeningly bland, as: jazz,

  and its potential for the liturgy,

  or else a homily on nuclear arms

  and how the bishops must speak up for peace.

  Oh, I have bromides in reserve that could

  sedate entire senates and have done so.

  It’s one of a bishop’s most important jobs

  to demonstrate to those who wield real power

  the Church’s ineffectuality

  in matters of much consequence. We scold

  bad boys if they make noise, but otherwise

  we turn our eyes away. What if the Church

  were to attack the mafia, instead

  of sub-contracting with it, snuggling up

  on St. Columbus Day, and saying Mass

  at mobsters’ funerals? You know as well

  as I, the mafia would attack right back

  as ruthlessly as any sovereign state.

  Look at the drug lords of Columbia,

  where crime and law at last officially

  are one, the shotgun wedding of all time.

  Do you think those drug lords don’t intend

  to decorate their polity with priests?

  their haciendas have not only taps

  of solid gold, but chapels, too, wherein

  the Virgin Mother is particularly

  venerated, and with perfect piety.

  For in all things relating to the heart

  criminals, poets, madmen, and lovers

  are more in touch with what they feel than we

  whose lives are ruled by prudence. I have been

  assured by Muggerone that Domenic,

  his Brother, is as staunchly orthodox

  as Ratzinger in Rome—the same “Fat Nick”

  who holds the strings to half the rackets on

  the Jersey docks. A scandal? Not at all.

  Or not according to His Eminence,

  who takes a high, Dantean view of sin.

  As, in the Inferno, lustful lovers

  are tumble-dried forever in gusts of flame,

  which are the lusts that sucked them down to hell,

  so Muggerone insists that every crime

  is its own punishment, and prisons are

  superfluous, especially for the rich,

  whose very riches are more punitive,

  in a Dantean sense, than time served in

  the cloister of a penitentiary.

  A lovely theory, is it not, because

  perfectly self-contained: whatever is

  is right, even if it’s wrong. Much more than I,

  the Bishop’s of a sanguine temperament,

  disposed to find in any seeming ill

  the silvery linings of Our Savior’s will.

  In AIDS he sees a triple blessing: First,

  as a plague selective of those most accurst;

  and then in that it affords a lingering death,

  time for a true repentance to take root,

  and for a good confession at the end;

  and lastly, he rejoices in its horror,

  betokening the horror of lust itself

  which violates the temple of the flesh

  and now is seen to do so visibly

  for the enlightenment of all who might

  be tempted to the sin of sodomy.

  The bishop is no less inventive in

  finding a moral advantage in the plague,

  so rampant in his own community,

  of drugs. Not only alcohol.

  The Cardinal holds out his cup and as the Brother fills it, continues

  speaking.

  THE CARDINAL:

  We all,

  who celebrate the m
ass, find comfort in

  the wine that is our Savior’s blood. But crack,

  as well. In terms of moral theology,

  drugs are a bit of a conundrum—Cheers! —

  since nowhere in the older Tablets of

  the Law are drugs, as such, proscribed. Indeed,

  good Catholics imbibed with not a twinge

  of guilt in Prohibition days, and what

  is alcohol if not a drug? This bottle’s

  better, by the by. My compliments

  to the cellarer. So, where were we?

  Oh, yes: is heroin or ecstasy

  or crack essentially more wrong than, say,

  a bottle of Chardonnay? Not logically:

  it is the use to which it’s put. And that,

  among the younger felons of our age

  is to release a murderous rage, and rage

  is anger heightened exponentially,

  and anger is, like lust, a deadly sin,

  whose deadliness the plague of AIDS reveals.

  This can’t be the official view of AIDS,

  of course; it wouldn’t play well in the press.

  Sufficient that we interdict the use

  of prophylactics; sin and nature can

  be counted on to do the rest. The Church

  in this is like those foresters who let

  a fire sweep unchecked through timberlands,

  then, when the ashes cool, move in to sow

  the seedlings they have kept in readiness.

  The Church’s view is long as His who formed

  the rivers, canyons, reefs, and limestone cliffs,

  taught bees, by trial and error, to mold their nests

  in tidy hexagons, and teaches man,

  as patiently, to follow Natural Law.

  I’ve read somewhere there are historians

  who call the new age dawning on us now

  post-History, a pregnant phrase, and one

  suggestive of that Thousand Years of Peace

  St. John foresaw in his Apocalypse.

  If this is so, the Church must reassert

  its claim, based on its own long stability,

  to be the stabilizer of the new

  homeostatic state, the Pax vobiscum

  at the end of time. Oh my, this wine

  is mellower than the first. I hope I may

  interpret it as tender of a more

  merciful, accommodating view

  toward the disposition of my case.

  The laurels of authorship as little tempt

  me as the palm of martyrdom, but if

  I am thrown to the wolves and made to serve

  that statutory minimum, I will

  write such a book the Vatican will wish

  I’d never sat at her consistories,

  had not been privy to the audits of

  the Banco Ambrosiano, nor been sent

  on secret missions to the President.

  Oh, I have tales to tell, and they exist

  not only in my mortal memory

  but in a still unpolished form in vaults

  to which my legal counsel has the key—

  in the event of my untimely death

  they will be published in their present form,

  and I assure you, there’ll be such a storm

  as has not rocked the Church’s holy boat

  since presses multiplied what Luther wrote

  like basketfuls of poisoned loaves and fish.

  Such cannot be the Hierarchy’s wish.

  These are my terms: I must retain my See,

  my freedom and my Cardinality.

  As to the means, ask Bishop Muggerone

  what judges currently are selling for.

  Now, if you please, I’d like to use a phone.

  The Cardinal comes to stand directly in front of the Brother, who moves away from the door. The Cardinal tries the door and finds it locked. He stands for a while, resting his forehead against the locked door, defeated—and unaware that the Brother, after receiving another message through his earphones, employs this moment of inattention to introduce poison into the opened bottle of wine.

  THE CARDINAL:

  I see. It is a kind of miracle

  when those who have been blind are made to see.

  Attorneys can be bought for half the cost

  of the judiciary. Muggerone

  would have known that. My aide-memoire

  can’t help me now, if it is where I think.

  (faces round, smiling)

  Well, then, let me drown myself in drink.

  The Brother pours a full glass of the poisoned, wine, which the Cardinal

  accepts after a moment hesitation. As at his first taste of the earlier

  bottle, he makes a sour face.

  THE CARDINAL:

  Between the first glass and this next, the wine

  would seem to have turned sour. Would you agree?

  Ah, I forget—you’re sworn to abstinence.

  My tongue should have been as wise as yours. And mute.

  He tosses back all the wine in the glass and holds it out to be refilled.

  The last of the wine is poured in the glass.

  THE CARDINAL:

  A toast: to my successful autopsy

  and to the holy and redeeming blood

  of Christ. May it provide the evidence

  to hang the lot of you! In youth I prayed

  I might become a martyr for the Faith.

  God has too long a memory, too cruel

  a wit—which makes Him, come to think of it,

  a God that I deserve, and vice versa.

  He flinches with the first effect of the poison. The Brother helps him to sit on the edge of the bed. He begins, again, to hiccough, and makes a desperate effort to stop.

  THE CARDINAL:

  Water, damn you! Get me a glass of (*)

  The Brother takes the wineglass, goes to the door, unlocks it, leaves the room, and returns with the glass full of water. The Cardinal, who is doubled with cramps, and hiccoughing, closes his eyes, holds his breath, growing red in the face and takes twenty sips of water. To no avail. The hiccoughing persists. The Cardinal smashes the glass on the floor. He pulls himself to his feet by clawing at the Brother’s habit.

  THE CARDINAL:

  Cure me! You did before, you (*) must again:

  I will not die like that damned (*) wop!

  The Brother strikes him across the face, knocking off his glasses, but the

  blow has no effect against the hiccoughs.

  THE CARDINAL:

  Again!

  The Brother uses all his force. The Cardinal falls back across the bed. His face is bloody. His hiccoughs are gone. He is dead. The Brother kneels at the foot of the bed and makes the sign of the cross.

  Curtain

  Robert Pinsky (b. 1940)

  Shirt1

  The back, the yoke, the yardage. Lapped seams,

  the nearly invisible stitches along the collar

  turned in a sweatshop by Koreans or Malaysians

  gossiping over tea and noodles on their break

  or talking money or politics while one fitted

  this armpiece with its overseam to the band

  of cuff I button at my wrist. The presser, the cutter,

  the wringer, the mangle. The needle, the union,

  the treadle, the bobbin. The code. The infamous blaze

  at the Triangle Factory in nineteen-eleven.

  One hundred and forty-six died in the flames

  on the ninth floor, no hydrants, no fire escapes—

  the witness in a building across the street

  who watched how a young man helped a girl to step

  up to the windowsill, then held her out

  away from the masonry wall and let her drop.

  And then another. As if he were helping them up

  to enter a streetcar, and not eternity.

  A third before he dropped her put her a
rms

  around his neck and kissed him. Then he held

  her into space, and dropped her. Almost at once

  he stepped up to the sill himself, his jacket flared

  and fluttered up from his shirt as he came down,

  air filling up the legs of his gray trousers—

  like Hart Crane’s Bedlamite, “shrill shirt ballooning.”

  Wonderful how the pattern matches perfectly

  across the placket and over the twin bar-tacked

  corners of both pockets, like a strict rhyme

  or a major chord. Prints, plaids, checks,

  houndstooth, Tattersall, Madras. The clan tartans

  invented by mill-owners inspired by the hoax of Ossian,

  to control their savage Scottish workers, tamed

  by a fabricated heraldry: MacGregor,

  Bailey, MacMartin. The kilt, devised for workers

  to wear among the dusty clattering looms.

  Weavers, carders, spinners. The loader,

  the docker, the navy. The planter, the picker, the sorter

  sweating at her machine in a litter of cotton

  as slaves in calico headrags sweated in fields:

  George Herbert, your descendant is a Black

  Lady in South Carolina, her name is Irma

  and she inspected my shirt. Its color and fit

  and feel and its clean smell have satisfied

  both her and me. We have culled its cost and quality

  down to the buttons of simulated bone,

  the buttonholes, the sizing, the facing, the characters

  printed in black on neckband and tail. The shape,

  the label, the labor, the color, the shade. The shirt.

  Billy Collins (b. 1941)

  Budapest1

  My pen moves along the page

  like the snout of a strange animal

  shaped like a human arm

  and dressed in the sleeve of a loose green sweater.

  I watch it sniffing the paper ceaselessly,

  intent as any forager that has nothing

  on its mind but the grubs and insects

  that will allow it to live another day.

  It wants only to be here tomorrow,

  dressed perhaps in the sleeve of a plaid shirt,

  nose pressed against the page,

  writing a few more dutiful lines

  while I gaze out the window and imagine Budapest

  or some other city where I have never been.

 

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