Black Market Magic

by Amy Sumida

  “Thank you for coming, Ms Tanager.” He shook my hand firmly. “Could you close the door on your way out, Mrs. Chadwick?”

  “Of course, sir.” She smiled a little, showing a hint of affection for her employer. That said a lot too.

  “Would you like something to drink?” MacLaine offered as his hand swept to a sideboard where several bottles waited. Not decanters, mind you, he had straight up liquor bottles out on display. The social elite would be shocked.

  “No, thank you.”

  “All right then.” He looked unnerved by my refusal. “Would you care to have a seat?”

  “Yes.” I slid into the chair across from his, and he relaxed a little, coming over to join me.

  “I don't know how–” he started to stammer, but I held up a hand.

  “Mr. MacLaine, who wants you dead?” I cut through the pussyfooting.

  “I believe it's a man named Jonah Malone.” He sighed, and sank back into his chair. “His company was failing, and I bought it at a . . . well, for a song, really.”

  “Uh-huh.” I chuckled at the song reference.

  With the exception of his ironic wording, my clients's stories were always so similar. Someone got the better end of a business deal. Or they were cheating on their spouse. Or cheating on their mistress. Or cheating on their taxes. No, that last one doesn't require my intervention. Not usually. But the issue was often about someone screwing someone else in some form or another.

  “I assume you've compiled a dossier on him?”

  “Oh, yes,” MacLaine fumbled with something on the floor beside him, and then handed me a manila folder.

  “What exactly do you want me to do to Mr. Malone?” This was the line I asked all of my clients. I needed to be very clear with them. A lot of them assumed I was purely an assassin, but that wasn't the case. I thought of myself more as a fixer. I could kill when necessary, but death was the most extreme result I offered.

  “I . . .” He gaped at me. “What are my options?”

  Just as I'd thought. Cer hadn't told him. My old friend was having a laugh at my expense right about now. MacLaine had doubtless been referred to me by one of his friends, but he'd had to go through my friend, Cerberus Skylos, before he could arrange a meeting with me. Cerberus made sure the client was someone I'd want to work with before he passed on the info. And he usually did me the courtesy of explaining who I was, or at least, what I could do, to my potential customers.

  “Do you know what I am, Mr. MacLaine?” I asked gently.

  “An assassin,” he whispered, as if he might be overheard.

  “No,” I shook my head. “I have killed people, but that's not who I am. Or what I am.”

  “Uh.” He started to look confused. “Are you a vampire?”

  “Good guess,” I chuckled, “but no.”

  The mere fact that I was sitting there, facing him, meant that Adam MacLaine knew about the supernatural world that existed in the shadows of the human one. “The Beneath.”– or just plain “Beneath.” is what we, the denizens of said community, called it. So, MacLaine knew of it, but it was very doubtful that he knew the scope of the situation. He hadn't even known the correct term for a vampire–blooder. The wrong titles give away ignorance in a heartbeat.

  Humans who were aware of the Beneath usually knew about the forerunners of paranormal society, the obvious races; loups (don't call them werewolves, they hate that), other shapeshifters, and blooders. Sometimes they knew about fairies, but the Shining Ones were really good at covering their tracks, so that was rare. What was even more rare was when humans were acquainted with the other races; gods, witches, demons, dragons, angels, and so forth. Things that went bump in the night, and did a fair amount of rabble rousing during the day as well. We just knew how to hide our supernatural gifts better than the shifters and blooders.

  “A friend of mine told me about you. He said you were the best. That you never failed,” MacLaine's face started to fall into the sharp lines that always preceded my revelation of the Beneath. It was like they could sense I was about to tell them something that would change their entire life. Or at least their ability to sleep through the night.

  “That's true,” I agreed. “So you know about vampires. What else do you know?”

  “What else?” He scowled. “The shapeshifters, of course.”

  “And that's it?”

  “There's more?” MacLaine's eyes widened.

  “Oh yes,” I smirked. “There's quite a bit more. But that's not for me to reveal. I only have the right to tell you about my own kind. Now, do you know what a siren is, Mr. MacLaine?”

  “Like in the Odyssey?”

  “Yes, exactly,” I smiled, relieved that I wouldn't have to explain everything. “My mother's people are considered to be a class of god. They were minor deities, more like an entourage to the more powerful gods, but still considered a divine race.”

  “Are you seriously telling me you're descended from gods?” He started to stand.

  I quickly sang the lyrics from Hollow Point Heroes' “Sit Down Shut Up.”

  I had a whole arsenal of quick-draw lyrics just like this one, ready to be shot out like a bullet when necessary. I didn't even need the song to say exactly what I wanted to accomplish. All that I needed was one word to work with–sit, dance, die. You know, the usual. And then I could visualize, and direct the magic from there. This particular lyric just happened to work really well. And you'd be surprised how often I employed it.

  MacLaine froze, his eyes going wide with horror as his body disobeyed him, and plopped back into the chair. He leaned forward onto his forearms, and regarded me intently. Giving me his full attention, just as I'd commanded.

  “Good.” I pushed down the power that rose whenever I began to sing. “Now, don't look at me like that. You're perfectly safe. I simply needed to demonstrate what I could do before you wrote me off as insane. I put no permanence into the spell so the effects will wear off momentarily.”

  “What did you just do to me?” Adam strained to push his words past the weakening magic.

  “I'm getting to that,” I smiled. It wasn't often that I got a chance to talk about my heritage. “As I was saying, my ancestors were minor deities, companions of the goddess, Persephone. You do know who Persephone is?”

  “Yes.” He sighed deeply as the effects of my spell wore off. “I didn't think she was real, but yeah, I'm familiar with her myths.”

  “Oh, she's very real.” I laughed to think of what Persephone's reaction to his disbelief would have been.

  She just couldn't accept that people didn't believe in the gods anymore. I told her she was in denial, and she told me there were several rivers in the Underworld, but the Nile was not one of them. The Greek goddess has a silly sense of humor.

  “When Hades did his little abduction routine, Persephone's mother, Demeter, enlisted the aid of my family to find her daughter,” I said. “She gave them wings, and bade them to search the world for Persephone.”

  “I've never heard that part of the story.” He was relaxing more and more now that it was apparent that I wasn't going to attack him. “They never found her, I imagine.”

  “No, Persephone wasn't in the world. She was with Hades, in his domain. So my ancestors failed,” I confirmed, “and Demeter cursed them for it. They were turned into sirens–women who sing eternally to their missing mistress, begging for her to return home.”

  “I thought the sirens were mermaids who lured men to their deaths.”

  “They're closer to birds than mermaids, but they do lure men to their deaths,” I said. “Their song is so beautiful, few can resist its pull, but it's also tragic. And tragedy can only create more tragedy.”

  “Are you saying that you're a siren?” MacLaine cocked his head at me, fascinated, when really, he should have been afraid.

  “No, only part,” I shook my head. “The other part of me is witch.”

  “What? Like a Wiccan?”

  I burst into laughter, and he
scowled at me.

  “No, Mr. MacLaine,” I got my humor under control. “Real witches are nothing like those tree-hugging, circle dancers. They're a separate race entirely, grisly and powerful. People you should hope to never encounter. My mother lured one of them to her, but he was strong enough to withstand the pull of death in her voice. In fact, he decided he quite liked her, and her music. He married her.”

  “You're the child of a warlock and a siren?” MacLaine's voice rose in shock.

  “The word 'warlock' means liar. Oathbreaker, from the Saxon waerloga. Male witches are still called witches.”

  “Oh.”

  “Yes.”

  “So you're the daughter of a siren and a witch?”

  “Yes.”

  “Oh. Um.” He chewed at his lower lip a bit. “What does that mean exactly? What does that make you?”

  “It makes me rare, Mr. MacLaine,” I smiled slowly. “Very rare.”

  “And you can sing people to death?”

  “I can do much more than that,” I decided to put him out of his misery. “My kind, though rare, have been born before. We are called spellsingers. We can transform songs into enchantment, bring lyrics to life.”

  “Like how you made me sit down,” he whispered.

  “And shut up, yes,” I laughed. “There are a lot of races living among humans. Spellsingers are only one variety, though we are, admittedly, one of the most dangerous.”

  “Other races?” MacLaine looked as if he couldn't take much more, so I took pity on him once more.

  “Don't worry about that right now,” I waved a hand. “They aren't the ones who want you dead.”

  “Jonah,” MacLaine growled. “I can't believe he's taken it this far.”

  “Mr. MacLaine,” I said carefully, “my kind have toppled kingdoms, burned cities, changed the history of the world. I can do anything to Jonah Malone that you wish... for the right price.”

  “So, from conqueror to mercenary, eh?” MacLaine chuckled.

  “I have no desire to destroy monarchies or watch Rome burn–that was my Grand Aunt Adelaide's thing,” I rolled my eyes.

  “Wait– the burning of Rome, where Nero supposedly fiddled . . .” He exhaled roughly. “A relative of yours did that?”

  “Nero didn't own a fiddle,” I grimaced. “That instrument wasn't invented till much later. He played a cithara.”

  “A what?”

  “It looks kind of like a lute . . . never mind that.” I was terrible with tangents once I got talking. “Nero wasn't in Rome at the time of the burning. He hired Adelaide, just as you're hiring me. Someone else played music for her while she set Rome ablaze.”

  “Someone else . . . you can start fires with your song?”

  “I told you,” I huffed. “I can do anything the words permit me to do. If I sing about fire, stuff burns. If I sing about water, someone drowns. Sometimes, a whole continent,” I shook my head. I wouldn't tell him about Uncle Eilener and Atlantis. He still got flack over that fiasco.

  “So you're . . . wait. Nero hired someone to burn Rome?”

  “Sure.” I shrugged. “Everyone hated him. After Rome burned, Nero came in with food and supplies, opening his own gardens to house people. He polished up his image while secretly deciding on a spot to build his new golden palace. It was good PR, and smart property management.”

  “What a bastard,” MacLaine winced.

  “Yeah, Aunt Adelaide regretted working with Nero. That's why I'm a bit more choosy with my clients,” I smirked. “But what do you want, Mr. MacLaine? What result would you like, concerning Jonah Malone?”

  “I'd like for him to just back off,” he huffed. “But I don't see how . . .” He trailed off as he saw me smiling. “You can do that? Just make him change his mind? Permanently?”

  “Absolutely,” I inclined my head. “And it's even cheaper than killing him. Only two and a half million.”

  “Two and a half million?” MacLaine huffed. “That's more than I paid for the company.”

  “Your acquaintances did warn you about my price, correct?”

  “Yes, but,” he frowned, “that's when my life was in danger.”

  “Your life is still in danger,” I stood. “I haven't agreed to take your case yet.”

  He gaped at me for two seconds before standing, and offering me his hand again. “Two point five million is just fine, Ms. Tanager.”

  “Wonderful, then we have an agreement.” I shook his hand, then started heading for the door. “And just a suggestion.” I stopped–halfway there–and looked back at him. “Fire your security team and get some professionals. Even without my magic, I could have killed them all within ten minutes. Especially the one called Jake.”

  “You . . . what . . .” He blinked, and then recovered. “Alright. I'll do that today.”

  “Smart man.” I smiled. Maybe he would live long enough to pay me. After all, he hadn't hired me to do his–

  “How much for you to head my security?”

  “No.” I shook my head. “I don't have time for that, and you don't have enough money to pay me.” His face fell. “However”–I pulled a card from the pocket of my skirt and handed it to him– “this man will help you.”

  “Cerberus Security,” MacLaine read, and then looked up at me. “This is the guy I called to arrange our meeting.”

  I nodded.

  His eyes went wide, “Please tell me this isn't the same Cerberus who . . .”

  “Guarded the Greek Underworld?” I laughed. “That was a giant dog, Mr. MacLaine. With three heads, I believe.”

  “Oh.” He laughed, but it sounded strained. “Just a reference to the protection skills then?”

  “Yes, exactly.” I smiled. Nope, I wouldn't tell him that he had guessed correctly.

  Cerberus was actually a shapeshifting god with a fondness for practical jokes and dangerous women. I'm unsure which had cost him his job. I've known him for centuries, and he still hasn't told me. I know that Hades personally kicked his old, guard dog out of the Greek Underworld. Gave him the fiery boot. So now, Cerberus watched over humans. Humans who could pay him enough to soothe his wounded, puppy pride. Cer was damn good at what he did, but he was better at defense. He lacked the subtlety for a proper offense. If you told Cer to kill someone, he would probably just punch them in the face, really hard. I doubt he'd even stop to ask if the guy needed killing to begin with. So he kept to the security side of the business, and he called me for anything beyond that. Conversely, when my clients had a bunch of buffoons guarding them, I sent them to Cerberus.

  “Ms. Tanager?” MacLaine stopped me again.

  “Call me Elaria.” I smiled at him.

  “That's lovely.” He grinned. “You must call me Adam then. I was just wondering . . . isn't a tanager a type of bird?”

  “Why, yes, it is, Adam.” I was still smiling as I left. It was always nice when someone appreciated the subtleties.

  Chapter Two

  Jonah Malone was a gangster. Or a mobster. Probably a whole lot of words that ended in “er.” He had clawed his way to the top, and then discovered that he didn't actually have a head for business. All of his enterprises were failing, not just the one MacLaine had purchased, and Jonah was reverting to his old thug ways to handle the frustration.

  It had been a simple thing to schedule an appointment to see him. I simply sang to the receptionist over the phone, and she found a spot for me that very day. Then I walked into Jonah Malone's office, closed the door, and sang to him. In five minutes, he had completely forgotten why he wanted to kill MacLaine. He also decided to sell off his remaining businesses, and get out while he could. Perhaps meditate more. I figured why not help improve the guy while I'm messing with his head?

  I walked out feeling relaxed, and satisfied with a job well done. I had video taped Jonah's “change of heart”, and sent it to Cer, who would pass it along to MacLaine as confirmation. Within ten minutes, MacLaine had transferred my payment into my account. I could finally go home. Ma
ybe I'd have a Mai Tai on the plane as a special treat. Hell, maybe I'd have two.

  I was on the way to the airport, when Cerberus called.

  “Got another one for you, El.” Cerberus didn't bother with a greeting.

  “I'm tired and cold, Cer.” I sighed. “Give it to someone else. I'm going home.”

  “No one else can handle this. It's bad.”

  “How bad?”

  “Blooder army bad.”

  “That's pretty fucking bad.” I made a face at the phone.

  “Yes.”

  “Fuck.”

  “Yes.”

  “Whose army?” I asked.

  “Some guy named Lincoln.” Cerberus's voice had a shrug in it.

  “Like the president?”

  “Yep.” He didn't offer anymore info.

  “Where is this army going? What do they want? Who's the client?” I huffed. “You wanna give me anything without me pulling your fucking canines to get it?”

  “Whoa, easy now,” Cer chuckled. “You're turning me on, Elaria, sweetheart. You wanna stop in Denver and make good on some of your promises? We can fly to Kansas together after your failed attempts at pulling my pearly whites.”

  “Kansas!” I nearly screeched, causing my driver to look back at me in concern. “It's fine. I'm fine,” I told the driver. To Cer, I said, “I'm not going to Kansas. Who do you think I am? Dorothy?”

  “You'd look cute in a little gingham dress,” he offered.

  “The only way you'd get me in gingham is if you put on a collar and let me call you Toto,” I shot back.

  “For you, baby? Anytime.”

  “Great.” I rolled my eyes. “Now we have our next couple's costume planned.”

  “No, really.” I could hear Cerberus smirk. “I look good in a collar.”

  Cerberus and I had been playing this mating game since we met, back when I was sixteen, and we'd never concluded it. Part of me wanted to see if he was as good as he implied, but the other part of me knew our friendship was worth too much to risk it. Plus, we did business together, and everyone knows that saying about mixing business with Percocet. Or something like that.