Man Candy

by Tia Siren

  “Thank goodness you’re open,” he said, stumbling inside with his jacket pulled over his ears. I gave him the eye for a minute. He was wearing an expensive suit under the leather jacket. His pant legs were soaked to the knees.

  “Hurry and get in here,” I said, pushing the door shut against the wind. He stomped his feet on the floor to get the snow off his shoes and shook the snow off his coat. He leaned forward and brushed snowflakes from his hair. Then he looked up and smiled.

  He was quite possibly the most handsome man I’d ever seen. He was tall and broad shouldered, with short blond hair and brown eyes and a smile so white it put the snow to shame.

  I was a little dumbstruck. I didn’t say anything, because my brain seemed to have momentarily disconnected itself from my lips. I just gave him a smile in return and handed him the rag to dry the snow from his face.

  “Thank you, madam,” he said, giving me a little bow as he took the towel and dabbed it to his face. “I was afraid I was quite literally going to die out there. In a Ford Focus, no less.”

  He spoke with an accent of some kind. Not exactly British. Russian maybe. European. Listen to me. What the heck did I know about accents? I’d barely been out of Snowcap, although I had binge-watched Downton Abbey last winter while the roads had been closed.

  “You are open, aren’t you?” He smiled again, this time with a hopeful look in his eyes. I felt my knees tremble and didn’t think it was because of the cold.

  “Yes, of course,” I finally said, shaking my head in the hope that my brain would reconnect. It did. I nodded at the pegs on the wall and gestured toward the bar, where Carl sat watching us with a look of wonder on his craggy face.

  “Hang your coat on a peg to dry and come sit at the bar,” I said. “I’ll get you something hot to drink.”

  CHAPTER FIVE: Nick

  The little car was sliding all over the road now. I had the wipers on high, but as fast as they cleared the snow from the windshield, it came right back.

  I switched the headlights to low beam because the high beams were just reflecting off the blanket of snow that was falling. I leaned forward and clenched my fingers around the steering wheel. I was determined not to stop until I had to.

  The headline “Kosnovian Prince Found Frozen to Death in Ford Focus” kept flashing through my mind.

  Then I saw red and blue lights ahead. A police car, I thought. No, the lights are off the road and too high to be a car. I held my breath and struggled to keep the rear end of the car from fishtailing as I concentrated on reaching the lights and, hopefully, safety.

  Finally, I could see the lights more clearly. It was a lighted sign of some kind, hanging from a pole, swaying in the wind. As I got closer I read the words: “Snowcap Bar & Grill.”

  “Please, please, please,” I muttered, hoping my sense of relief would not be fleeting. “Let them be open. And let them have heat.”

  * * *

  The little car slid to a stop next to an ancient snow plow that was sitting in the lot. I pushed open the car door with my shoulder and pulled my coat up over my ears to protect them from the bitter cold.

  I put my head down and stumbled into the tiny bar. For just a moment, I thought I had died and gone to heaven, because I was greeted at the door by an angel with flowing blond hair and eyes the color of emeralds.

  She handed me a towel and I wiped the snow from my face. She gave me the most beautiful smile and invited me to sit at the bar while she got something hot for me to drink.

  The only other person in the bar was an old man with a bushy white beard and a toothless smile. He gave me a moment to get situated on a wobbly stool and then picked up his drink and slid onto the barstool next to me.

  “I’m Carl,” he said, holding out a gnarled hand.

  “I’m Nick,” I said, giving his hand a quick shake.

  “What the heck are you doing out in this weather, Nick?”

  “I’m on my way to an economic summit at the Overlook Lodge,” I said. “Am I anywhere close?”

  He shook his head. “You’d still be about an hour away if the storm hadn’t hit,” he said, clicking his tongue as he nodded toward the window. “They closed the road an hour ago, so I’m afraid you’re out of luck. This is the end of the line for you.”

  “I was afraid of that,” I said. I tugged my iPhone from inside my suit jacket and slid open the screen. “I’ll have to make other arrangements.”

  “You won’t get cell service up here,” he said, shaking his head. “Especially not in this storm.”

  “Carl’s right,” the blond angel said as she set a mug of steaming hot coffee on the bar in front of me. I wrapped my fingers around the mug and let it thaw my frozen fingers. She nodded at the window, which was covered in frost and snow. “Cell reception up here is always spotty. You won’t get a call in or out tonight.”

  “Is there another means of communication?” I asked. I picked up the mug and brought it to my lips. The steam rose from the cup and settled beneath my eyes.

  “We have a phone in the back,” she said, “but the lines went down a couple of hours ago and probably won’t be back up till tomorrow or the next day. The best thing you can do is get back in your car and go back the way you came. The roads should still be passable in that direction for an hour or two.”

  I took a careful sip of the coffee and pondered my plight. The coffee was thick as ink and tasted like it had been stewing in the pot all day, but it was hot and felt good sliding down my throat. I took a sip and gave her a sigh of approval.

  She asked the old man if he needed anything. He said no, so she disappeared through a door behind the bar. There was a pass-through window in the wall between the bar and the kitchen. I could see her speaking to an old black man who was pulling on a parka and gloves. She said something to him, kissed him on the cheek, and then let him out the back door.

  The old man next to me must have caught me watching her, because he bumped me with his boney elbow and gave me a grin. “She’s something else, ain’t she?”

  I played dumb. “Is she?”

  “She is,” he said, his head bobbing. “If I was sixty years younger…”

  I smiled at him. “What would you do?”

  His thin shoulders went up and down as he gave me a sad look. “I would do what young fellows your age do,” he said. “If I could remember what that was.” He let go a cackle and slapped a hand on the bar.

  “What’s her name?” I asked. I watched as she pulled glasses out of a dishwasher and stacked them on the counter.

  “That’s Becca Boo,” he said quietly.

  I gave him an amused look. “Pardon me?”

  He grinned, sticking the tip of his tongue through the gap in his front teeth. “That’s just my nickname for her. Her name is Rebecca Monroe. She owns the place.”

  “Becca Boo,” I said with a grin. “Interesting. Why do you call her that?”

  “I don’t rightly remember,” the old man said. His smile melted into a frown. “Don’t go getting any ideas, boy,” he said, growling at me. “She’s been hurt enough by the likes of you.”

  I frowned back. “By the likes of me? Exactly what does that mean?” I wanted to ask if she’d had other Russian princes stumble in from the snow.

  “By men,” he said, his bushy eyebrows hiding his eyes as he frowned.

  I watched as she turned her back and stood on her tiptoes to stack the beer glasses on a high shelf. She was wearing a pair of tight jeans that fit her round ass like a glove. I heard the royal wolf in me growl. My father’s words echoed in my ears: Find the girl you want and take her. It is your right by birth.

  I took a sip of the burnt coffee and glanced sideways at him. “I promise you, I have no intentions toward her. But I am curious. How has she been hurt by the likes of me?”

  He leaned in and lowered his voice. “She took up with this fella a few years back, Charlie something or other. Snuck off in the middle of the night and left town with him. Few weeks later she
comes home all beat up. That was probably four or five years ago. She hasn’t given any man the time of day since, and trust me, plenty of men around here try.”

  “In my country, when a man wants a woman he simply takes her and makes her his own,” I said nonchalantly.

  “He takes her? You mean like kidnapping?” He narrowed his eyes at me. “Where the hell are you from, son?”

  “Little country called Kosnovia,” I said. “Near Russia.”

  I noticed that he slid down the bar a bit at the word Russia. Ignorant old fool, still living the Cold War in his head.

  The look in his eyes made me smile. I said, “I am the crown prince of Kosnovia, so it is my birthright to choose the woman I want and take her for my own, whether she comes willingly or not.”

  He stared at me for a moment, as if he were trying to decide whether I was speaking the truth or just messing with him. I didn’t know why I was telling the old man this, unless it was to make myself realize how insane the notion was.

  Still, the more I watched Rebecca Monroe’s ass in those jeans, the more I wished that the old ways were still acceptable. I could see myself taking her, dominating her, making her mine.

  He closed one eye and wagged a crooked finger at me. “Well, son, this is America, and we call that kidnapping. As much fun as that sounds, it’s a federal offense. You’ll go upstate for twenty years if you kidnap a woman around here.”

  I smiled at him. “I’m just having fun with you, Carl. Can I buy you another beer?”

  He picked up the mug and drained it dry, then set it on the bar and shook his head. “Three’s my limit. I gotta get home and get some sleep. Big day tomorrow with the snow plow.”

  He nodded toward the window. “You need a ride somewhere?”

  “No. I’m going to head back in the direction from which I came,” I said with a serious face. I stuck out my hand. “Nice to have met you, Carl.”

  “You, too, prince,” he said, shaking my hand with his tongue sticking between the gap in his teeth. He went to the door and pulled on a green parka and shoved his hands into a pair of thick mittens.

  “Don’t hang around here too long, your highness,” he said as he tugged the parka hood over his head. “A man unfamiliar with these parts can find himself in a world of hurt if he ain’t careful.”

  “Thanks for the advice,” I said. I silently added, “You old fuck.”

  He gave me a nod and went out the door. After a moment, the lights of his truck illuminated the frosty window. A moment later, his red tail lights disappeared on the road.

  I turned back to the bar and picked up my cup. I could see Rebecca drying her hands on a towel. She was wearing a red flannel shirt knotted at the waist and a white T-shirt underneath. Her breasts were big and round and pushed against the material. I imagined my cock sliding between her cleavage.

  I licked my lips like a starving man about to devour a feast as my father’s words echoed in my head. He was right. I was a fucking prince, and if I wanted a woman—any woman, even an American—she should be honored to have me take her.

  Then it dawned on me: the true reason I was here in a shitty little bar sitting on a wobbly barstool talking to a man with no front teeth.

  It wasn’t a shitty agent in the travel office who had botched the flights and gotten me into New York six hours late. It wasn’t the woman with the sarcastic smile at Budget Rent-A-Car who said the Ford Focus was the best she could do. It wasn’t even the snow falling outside.

  It was fate that brought me here.

  Fate wanted the Rostov royal bloodline to continue.

  History dictated it.

  The future demanded it.

  I would not disappoint my father. Nor would I be denied my birthright.

  Before the night was through, Rebecca Monroe would be mine.

  CHAPTER SIX: Rebecca

  I could feel his eyes on my ass as I got on my tiptoes to put the glasses on the high shelf. It was purely for his benefit, because the glasses were usually just left out on the counter to dry.

  I turned to face him. I squeezed my big boobs between my arms as I dried my hands on a towel. It was a silly thing to do, but there was something about this man that intrigued me. I didn’t even know his name, but his dark eyes seemed to peer into my very soul.

  Maybe it was because I hadn’t been near a man without a bar separating us for years. Or maybe it was because the winters in Snowcap were horrid, and like squirrels gathering nuts for the winter, maybe I needed a good fuck to see me through the coming months.

  I rolled my eyes at myself. He was probably married. And would be gone in a few minutes. I’d end this night like I ended most nights: alone with nothing but my dirty romance novels and my pulsating shower head to satisfy my needs.

  When I came out of the kitchen, Carl was gone. The handsome stranger was sitting at the bar, still holding the coffee cup between his hands. The coffee was hours old, but he was drinking it like a trouper.

  “Where’d Carl go?” I asked as I came around the bar to stand across from him. I made sure my back was straight so my boobs stuck out. I wasn’t a very good tease, because I hadn’t gotten much practice.

  “He said he’d reached him limit and had to go,” he said, nodding at the window. The storm was starting to rage outside. The window was completely frosted over. It felt a little bit like being trapped in an ice palace.

  I was not sad to see that Carl had gone home. I was thankful he would not be crashing on my couch for the night. I loved Carl like an old uncle, but he snored like a bear and smelled worse than one most of the time.

  “Is there more coffee?” he asked, wiggling the cup at me.

  If it was anyone else asking, I would have said no and told them to leave because I had to close. But the way the stranger was looking at me sent a little chill down my spine. I didn’t feel threatened. I knew what that felt like. No, it was more of a feeling of wonderment, of expectation, of uncertainty. I had never expected this handsome man to walk into my bar on the night of the first blizzard of the season. My brain was telling me to make him leave, but other parts of me, those parts not used as often or as recently as my brain, were begging for him to stay.

  “There’s a little more, but it’s kind of burnt,” I said, picking up the pot from the warmer and swishing around what was left of the coffee. I filled his cup and set the pot on the bar.

  “I’m Nick, by the way,” he said, extending his hand. I put my hand in his and his long fingers wrapped around mine.

  “Rebecca,” I said with a smile. My hand lingered in his. Even though the bar was chilly, I felt a heat go through me as if a furnace had kicked on. My pilot light had been lit. The pipes were beginning to thaw. I pulled back my hand and bit my bottom lip.

  He picked up the cup and glanced at the window. “I’m afraid I won’t get far in this storm,” he said. “Is there a motel nearby or a cabin I can rent for the night?”

  “No, I’m afraid not,” I said. “This is a pretty desolate stretch of road.”

  “Well then,” he said, taking a sip of the coffee and making a funny face at me. “I’d best be on my way.”

  My lips wanted to tell him he could spend the night with me upstairs, but my brain kept getting in the way. Remember Charlie Feenie, it said. You threw yourself at him and it almost cost you your life. I took a deep breath as he slid off the stool. My mouth was ignoring my brain.

  Say something, you idiot… Say anything… Invite him upstairs…

  I said, “Just head back down the mountain and you should be fine.”

  Shit. That was not what I wanted to say.

  “What do I owe you?” he asked as he plucked his jacket off the peg and shoved his arms into it.

  “The coffee is on the house,” I said, following him to the door. I laughed like a schoolgirl. “Most folks say I should pay them to drink it.”

  He gave me the smile that made my knees shake again. This time, I knew for sure I wasn’t shaking from the cold. It was the
stranger—Nick—that was doing this to me. With just a look he had my knees shaking and my panties damp.

  “Thanks again, Rebecca,” he said. “Have a good night.”

  “You, too,” I muttered, opening the door. “Be safe out there.”

  He waited until I opened the door and then ducked his head and went out into the barrage of wind. The snow attacked him like a swarm of bees. I pushed the door nearly closed and watched him get into his car. He looked back and gave me a wave.

  I closed the door and sighed.

  It would be another night alone.

  Just me and my shower massage.

  CHAPTER SEVEN: Nick

  The storm literally battered my body as I trudged out of the bar and tried to open the car door. It was nearly frozen shut. I wedged my fingers around the frame and gave it a good jerk while lifting up on the handle. The door opened with a crack and I climbed in behind the wheel. It was like climbing inside a refrigerator. I glanced back to see Rebecca looking at me through a crack in the door. I gave her a little wave and she closed the door.

  I stuck the key in the ignition and turned it long enough to let the engine turn over but not start. I didn’t see her at the door anymore, but I had to make a good show of it. I pretended to try to start the car again. By now I was fucking freezing my royal balls off. It was time to put my plan into action.

  My suitcase was in the seat next to me. I took the handle in my right hand and pushed open the door with my left shoulder. A few minutes more and the door would have been frozen shut. I climbed out of the car, slammed the door, and stomped through the knee-high snow to the front door.

  I pushed on the door, but it was locked. I realized that the lights inside the bar had gone off. A twinge of panic crept through me. The wind bit at my ears like icy teeth. The snow was blinding. The wind swept it into my eyes. I could feel ice forming on my eyebrows and beneath my runny nose.

  I pounded on the door and yelled her name. After a minute, a light came on inside the bar and Rebecca appeared on the other side of the door. She unbolted the lock and opened the door. I practically fell inside.