Just Crazy

by Andy Griffiths

  3-5 You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.

  1-2 You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.

  0 You think you’re really smart but deep down you’re as stupid as the rest of us.

  You will love this book.

  JUST DISGUSTING!

  By Andy Griffiths

  Illustrated by Terry Denton

  Is this the right book for you?

  Take the DISGUSTING TEST and find out.

  YES NO

  Do you ever pick your nose?

  Do you ever pick other people’s noses?

  Do you ever find unidentified brown blobs in your bath?

  Do you think being able to burp the alphabet is an important life skill?

  Do you like stories about disgusting things like dead flies, giant slugs, maggots and brussel sprouts?

  SCORE: One point for each ‘yes’ answer.

  3-5 You are completely and utterly disgusting.

  You will love this book.

  1-2 You are fairly disgusting.

  You will love this book.

  0 You are either a liar or an adult (or both).

  You will love this book.