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Everybody Curses, I Swear!

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by Carrie Keagan


  post fartum depression (PFD)

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  fartleberry

  fartlek

  fat joint

  feces

  fecal-fountain

  fecal injustice

  fecal sexual assault

  great brown fecal cloud

  felching

  fellatio

  ferret-legging

  first torque-fest in Fucktown

  fist

  fisted

  fistfucker

  fisting

  five cocksman

  flamer

  flesh trombone

  flibbertigibbets

  flick your bean

  floggers

  fluffer on the tonight show

  flying dick

  four-legged Poonani

  frequency activated rectal tremor (FART)

  Freudian fingerbang

  fuck

  ball-fucking catastrofuck

  in book, television, and song titles

  casual use of term

  caged “fuck-fight” circuit

  chicken head fucking

  clusterfuck

  clusterfuck-bomb

  and conversations and interviews

  as curse

  as expletive and exclamation

  as physical act

  fabricated for fucking

  fan-fuckin-tastic

  F-bomb

  Find the Fucking Word Game

  fuck a duck

  fuck around

  fuck her gently

  fuck it

  fuck me senseless

  fuck me

  fuck Mickey Mouse

  fuck or get fucked

  fuck palace

  fuck shit up

  fuck that

  fuck yeah

  fuck you

  fuck yourself

  fuck, shit, cunt

  fuckball

  fucked into the comfort zone

  fucked up beyond all recognition (FUBAR)

  fucked-up pseudosexual encounters

  fucked-up

  fucked-up, ass-backward

  fucker

  Fuckface

  fuck-fight

  fuck-filled verbal jamboree

  fuck-heads

  fuckin’ badass

  fuckin’ retaahded

  fucking a chicken in the back of the head

  fucking A

  fucking asshole

  fucking bat-shit crazy

  fucking cunt

  fucking M&M

  fucking shit

  fucking Spider-Man

  fucking your ears

  fuck-jumping-blue-cunt

  Fuckstick

  fucktard

  fucktastrophe

  fuck-ton

  fuck-up

  fuckups

  Fuckwad

  get fucked

  getting paid by the fuck

  Godfuck

  holy fuck

  jizz-inhaling gerbil-fucker’s paradise

  jolly good fuck

  lobotomized fuckwit

  MILF

  mindfuck

  mindfuckery

  mindfuck-soulfuck of a body slam

  nucking futs

  shit-fucker-hell

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  suck ‘n’ fuck

  the “fuck” rule

  the silent fuck

  thingamafucker

  toot-fuckin’-toot

  total fucking package (TFP)

  unfuck a fucked situation

  VILF (Vampire I’d Like to Fuck)

  wall-to-wall fuck fest

  WILF (Wolf I’d Like to Fuck)

  WTF

  fukmast

  fuksail

  fuksheet

  full monty

  full-frontal bush

  fur bikini

  Game of Bones

  gangbang:

  anal gangbang porn

  bareback verbal gangbang

  verbal-gangbang-Jacuzzi-joust

  garden of the Hesperides

  gaseous anomaly

  gash

  geekgasm

  geeksploitation

  geometry of sex

  giggleberries

  girthy hog

  glory hole

  international showroom for horizontal glory holes

  goatse

  go the jizztance

  golden showers queen

  gooch

  goose cheese

  gorilla thong

  great brown fecal cloud

  greta garbos

  group poop

  group sex

  grundle

  grundle city

  G-string, candy

  hair pie

  hairy balls

  hand job

  happy ending

  hard-on

  heat-seeking moisture missile

  heli-cock-ter

  hell:

  casual use of term

  and conversations and interviews

  as expletive and exclamation

  shit-fucker-hell

  hooker

  and conversations and interviews

  hooker’s vagina

  hookers and blow

  hint of hole

  hint of sphincter

  holy shit moment

  holy Shitolee

  hoo-ha

  horizontal fecal-fountain

  horizontal mambo

  horny

  horny little bastard

  hose slinger

  hot boxed

  hot carl

  hot cocker

  hot goat bangin’ action

  hot-cocker

  hottentots

  how’s your father with an animal

  human Jenga

  human pin cushions

  humping

  dry-humping

  hung like a donkey

  I can’t stop cumming

  I shit you not

  infamous Booyah

  Infinite Monkey Theorem

  inflatable butt-plugs

  inner assclown

  intellectualized, underground porno

  international showroom for horizontal glory holes

  invagination

  ipecac for your butt

  jack’s junk

  jaculate

  jacuzzi of juvenile jargon

  Jagoff

  jahoobies

  jeet kune do

  jerkinhead

  joint assembly line

  jumblies

  just the tip

  jerking off

  jerk off

  jerk-off material

  circle jerk

  and conversations and interviews

  with ham sandwich

  verbal jerkoff

  jo’ing (jerking off)

  jizz

  jizz-stain

  and conversations and interviews

  jizzatorium

  jizz-inhaling gerbil-fucker’s paradise

  jizztance

  the balls and the jizz

  Keagals

  Kegel exercise

  keister

  Keistering

  knob-polisher

  knockers

  knock for six

  knock-around nuns

  kumbang

  kumpit

  lactating

  laid, lei’d

  lap-a-palooza

  laying pipe for the press

  leather cheerio

  lesbians

  lezzie

  lid off the pickle jar

  lingual bigotry

  lip-boxing

  lobcocked

  lube jobs

  mammaroonies

  masochism

  master ball juggler

  mastermind of the muff

  masturbate

  masturbating for the cameras

  masturbating in unison
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  and conversations and interviews

  Maytag

  meat tassel

  mega-melons

  ménage à trois

  merkins

  Mexican standoff

  micro-toy

  milking table

  misogynistic prick

  mogambos

  money shot

  mooseknuckle

  morality of farm sex

  motherfucker

  Motherfucked

  motherfucker with a mental limp

  motherfucking

  motherfucking nasty ass bitch

  ass-punting-sweaty-motherfucker

  casual use of term

  cocksucker motherfucker

  and conversations and interviews

  as curse

  as expletive and exclamation

  God damn motherfucking stupid piece of shit

  head motherfucker in charge (HMIC)

  Legion of Straight-up Motherfuckers

  motherfucking-cock-sucking-cunt-son-of-a-bitch

  motherfucking-cum-guzzling-cock-nibbling-sheep-shagging-sweat

  motherfuckingrockandroll

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  yippee-ki-yay motherfucker

  motor-boating

  mouth breather

  muff

  muchachas

  Muffdiver

  mustache rides

  my Pikachu

  nads

  naked editing

  naked steeplechase

  nards

  nerd the fuck out

  nestle-cock

  nibble the tip

  ninja rocks

  nodgecock

  norks

  necrophilia

  nipples

  Nipplegate

  nuts, nutsack

  and conversations and interviews

  as expletive and exclamation

  nucking futs

  nuts in butt

  nut thump

  Sasquatch’s nutsack

  suck my nutsack

  ocean of wang

  oral sex etiquette

  order of the schmeckle

  orgasm

  casual use of term

  and conversations and interviews

  as physical event

  Clooney orgasm

  Death Star explosion–level orgasm

  full-body orgasm

  never go full orgasm

  pissing orgasm

  orgy

  artistic orgy

  and conversations and interviews

  pacific rimming

  pageantry of perversion

  painting the walls

  paraphiliac

  peckers

  Peckerhead

  penis

  and conversations and interviews

  penis-boy

  two at the same time

  Pershittie

  pervy priests

  photography of the phallus

  pickle in the middle

  pile-driver

  pin the johnson on the jackass

  piss, pissing

  casual use of term

  and conversations and interviews

  pee fart

  as physical act

  pissed off

  pissing dick

  pissing orgasm

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  pissasphalt

  Pissflaps

  plums

  pocket-rocket

  Polesmoker

  pom-poms

  poodoo show

  poon

  poonani

  Pontiff of poonani

  poop

  group poop

  poop choppers

  postcoital glow

  power to the bosoms

  pre-clapulation

  prick

  prison rules,

  profanities:

  eighty creative

  in Find the Fucking Word Game

  terms used to denigrate

  profanum vulgus

  pubes

  pubescent ass clown

  punch and fuck

  pussy

  in book, television, and song titles

  cumguzzling pussy fart

  devil’s pussy

  pussy darts

  pussy-magnet

  Quaalude bender

  quarts of love

  queef

  quiver bone

  rack

  randy

  rape

  photoshop-raped

  pot-raped

  toilet shit rape (TSR)

  rapey

  rat’s ass

  rat-assed

  rectum

  frequency activated rectal tremor (FART)

  ribbed rabbit vibrator with an anal tickler

  ribs ’n’ dick

  rimming, rimjobs

  pacific rimming

  rim god

  robot porn

  rose petals and cocaine

  rub’n’tug

  sack punching

  saddlebacking

  santa’s package

  sass-hole

  satan’s love pillows

  sausage party

  sausage-fest

  scatavism

  scatological behavior professor

  Sceptre Of Poot

  schlong

  schlong-based ecosystem

  schoolyard prima nocta

  schmeckle

  schmuck

  schtupping

  schwantz

  scrotum

  semen

  semi-turgid

  seventies bush

  seventies porn

  sex

  anal sex

  in book, television, and song titles

  casual use of term

  and conversations and interviews

  fucked-up pseudosexual encounters

  hypersexualize

  oral sex

  as physical act

  fake sex

  lesbian sex

  safe sex

  sex boys

  sex chess

  sex doll

  sex swings

  sex tape famous

  sex tape,

  sex toy

  sexing animals

  sexism

  sexting

  sex-toy factory

  sexual frogger

  sexual pawn sacrifice

  sexually ridiculous behavior

  sexy bitches

  sexy-adjacent

  vampire sex

  sexagesm

  sexangle

  sexfoiled

  shart

  shit, shitting

  casual use of term

  and conversations and interviews

  as curse

  eat shit

  as expletive and exclamation

  fuck, shit, cunt

  fucking bat-shit crazy

  fucking shit

  fuck shit up

  God damn motherfucking stupid piece of shit

  holy shit

  holy shitballs

  horseshit

  hot shit

  as physical act

  as physical object

  shit and sunshine

  shit hit the fan

  shit just got real

  shit sandwich

  shit sundae

  shit the bed

  shit the fuck yeah

  shit tickets

  shit vapor

  Shitbag

  shitballs

  Shitbreath

  Shitface

  shit-for-brains

  shit-fucker-hell

  shitheads

  shithole

  shitload

  shit-monsoon

  shit-piece

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  shit-show

  Shitstain

  shit-storm

  shit-struck


  shitter

  shitwaffle

  shitweasel

  shooting the shit

  talking shit

  the shits

  toilet shit rape (TSR)

  see also bullshit

  shooting blanks

  single-barrel pump-action yogurt rifle

  sisterhood of the ladies’ room

  sixty-nine

  skiddy-cock

  slingshots

  slit

  slits, bits, and clits

  slut

  as insult

  slut-shamed

  snackable sex-boys

  snatch

  soaking

  soft-on

  son of a cock-loving whore

  soulfuck

  spank-bank

  sphincters tremble

  Spidey sense

  sploshing

  spooge

  spread eagle psychoanalyst

  steamin’ semen truck

  sticky dragon

  stroke his bishop

  sugar daddy seminar

  super big gulps

  super horny

  Sweargasm

  sword sheath

  taint

  and conversations and interviews

  dry-scrubbing his taint

  shave his taint

  talking Kylo Ren toilet brush

  tetheradick

  Thai whorehouse

  the backup singers

  The Best Dad is a Good Lover

  The Big C

  the boner scale

  the dip

  the dog’s bollocks

  The Five Cocksmen of the Kenocalypse

  The Gentleman’s Code

  the girls,

  the ham sandwich dilemma

  the johnson dilemma

  The Kanye

  the Naughty Critic

  the Pontius schwing

  the smack heard around the world

  the sphinct

  the stepchildren

  The Swear Generator

  the twins

  the twins of truth and beauty

  the two veg that accompany the meat

  threesome

  Tijuana strip club

  tinder-stalking

  tiny giny

  tip-nibbling technique

  tip-to-tip

  tit-bore

  toe cleavage

  torpedoes

  Triple Lindy

  Turn Your Head and Cough

  twat

  twat kick

  twatwaffle

  twenty-three positions in a one-night stand

  Twinkle Tush

  two penises in at the same time

  tits

  casual use of term

  and conversations and interviews

  as expletive and exclamation

  titties

  naked lactating tittie

  national geographic titties

  tits over balls

  tittie twisters

  titty-fuck

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  tit-tyrant

  triple flutter blast

  turd

  and conversations and interviews

  ghost turd

  polish the turd

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  turd hootie

  turd-on-weck

  turd sandwich

  twat:

  shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd, and twat

  twat kick

  Uberlube

  umlauts

  Uncle bad-touch

  under carriage

  unwelcome guests

  up-skirt shots

 

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