The Things We Do for Love

by Benjamin M. Schutz

  The Things We Do For Love

  A Leo Haggerty Mystery

  Benjamin M. Schutz

  MYSTERIOUSPRESS.COM

  For my brothers

  Mark and Adam

  All for one and one for all.

  The nature of evil may be epitomized, therefore, in two simple but horrible and holy propositions: “Things Fade” and “Alternatives Exclude.”

  JOHN GARDNER

  Grendel

  CHAPTER 1

  A hedgehog, I thought. He looks like a hedgehog with that haircut. And not so much tanned as microwaved on all sides.

  “Leo, I’d like you to meet Nick Ballantine,” Walter O’Neil said as he stood up behind his desk and gestured to the man seated on his right.

  I walked across the room and stuck out my hand. Nick Ballantine had jumped up out of his chair and was pumping my hand with both of his.

  “How do you do, Mr. Ballantine.”

  “Nicky, call me Nicky, everybody does,” he said smiling around well-capped teeth.

  “Okay,” I said dubiously and gave Nicky the once-over. Running shoes, gray warm-up pants, pastel pink shirt open at the neck and a gold chain thick enough for the Queen Mary’s anchor. Turning back to Walt, I asked “What’s this job you might have for me?”

  Walt motioned for me to sit. “Actually, it’s Mr. Ballantine who might have some work for you.”

  I sat and turned toward good ol’ Nicky. On cue he fired up his smile. “Heard good things about you, Leo. Very good indeed. You might be just the guy we’re looking for.”

  “And what exactly are you looking for, Mr. Ballantine?”

  “A bodyguard.”

  “For yourself?”

  “Nah,” he said shaking his head. “You ever heard of Jane Doe and the Pleasure Principle?”

  “No. I can’t say that I have.” Nicky took the news well.

  “Well, I’m their manager. We’ve had some threats against the group’s lead singer, Jane Doe.”

  “What kind of threats?”

  “Letters sent to the fan club. Really sick shit.”

  “Anything else? Phone calls? Any actual attempts made?”

  “No. Just the letters.”

  “Are they recent or have they been coming in for a while?”

  “Just recently. The last couple of weeks, I guess.”

  “Any idea who might be sending them? Does she have any enemies?”

  “I have no idea who’s doing this. Does she have enemies? Sure. Hell, this is a cutthroat business. Everybody’s always climbing over each other to get to the top and kicking each other in the face to stay there. But murder? Hey, no way. See them fall on their face, though, sure.”

  Nick stopped for a second to take a sip of his drink, then started up again.

  “So, can you do the job? We need to know, you know, like right away.” His left foot tapped away at an invisible bass drum.

  “Whoa. I need to know a few things first. What’s the rush?”

  Walt answered. “She’s flying in the day after tomorrow for a deposition on Thursday morning.”

  “A deposition on what?”

  “A lawsuit has been filed against the entire group and Mr. Ballantine.”

  “Alleging what?”

  “That they did negligently entrust stage security at this year’s Memorial Day concert to one Jimmy Joe Scruggs.” Walt tented his fingers as he went on reciting the allegations verbatim from memory. “Mr. Scruggs did violently and without provocation throw one Mark Trumbull off the stage resulting in two broken legs and permanent loss of functioning. The performers and their management should have known of Mr. Scruggs prior record of violence and never entrusted him with a position where he might endanger the public.” Walt smiled. “There’s no mention that one Mark Trumbull was apprehended in the act of attempting to kiss and fondle the lead singer of the group.”

  “Any possibility that it’s this guy or his friends that are sending the letters? Trying to rattle the opposition?”

  “That’s possible, Leo. They’re playing hardball on this case all the way down the line.”

  “What are they asking for?”

  “A million even. We’ve offered fifty thousand to settle.”

  “This shit couldn’t have happened at a worse time,” Nicky piped up. “Right now we’re this close.…” He held up his thumb and forefinger to show me just how close. I’d left my calipers in my other jacket so I couldn’t fully appreciate where we stood. “… this close to making it this time. We’ve got a major label interested but they won’t close the deal until this shit is behind us. They want us to be able to go right into the studio with our heads on straight and turn out some product. That’s where you come in, Leo. The label understands that we need some security for Jane while she’s here in town but they’ve made it clear it has to be professional and low profile, very low profile.”

  “When you say low profile, what do you have in mind?”

  “Well, frankly, we were wondering if you could do the job by yourself. I mean this has to be low profile, like invisible city. We’re looking for a guy who can use his head. It’s dumb muscle that got us into this shit in the first place. And like I said, you come highly recommended.”

  “By whom, might I ask?”

  “John Franklin of Franklin Security Systems. He said you were one of the best men he’d ever had.”

  “That’s very kind of him to say that.” Rocky Franklin had been my first mentor. I’d spent five years learning the bodyguard trade from him. He now ran a national firm specializing in corporate security. “Why not take this to them? I’m sure they can handle it.”

  “We did,” Walt said apologetically. “All their teams are in the field. Rocky recommended that we see if you wanted to run the operation.”

  “Okay. I understand your problems but as a professional I’m telling you it can’t be done by one man. If I’m given some control over where she stays and her itinerary, I can do it with one other guy. He’ll be the driver and my back-up.”

  “Okay, just the two of you. And you’ll vouch for this other guy?” Nick asked.

  “Absolutely, if I can get the guy I want. We’ve worked together a number of times.”

  “Fine. What else do you need to know?”

  “Where and when is she coming in?”

  “Dulles, Wednesday. She’s catching the 8 a.m. flight out of LAX arriving here about 4 p.m.”

  “Whose name is she traveling under?”

  “Mine. I bought the tickets, or rather Ballantine Talent Management bought them.”

  “Good. Is she traveling alone?”

  “Yes. The band is already out here. Their depositions are tomorrow.”

  “Fine. Tell her to travel light. Only hand-carried luggage. I want to be in and out of the airport quickly.”

  “Okay. Anything else?”

  “Where is she supposed to stay?”

  “At the Willard.”

  “No good. It’s too large. Let me see if I can get her into the Duncaster. It’s a lot smaller and the penthouse is easy to secure. I’ve used it before.”

  “Is it nice?” he asked, just avoiding a whine.

  “It’ll do. No place is nice enough to die in.” I mulled over my options for a moment and then said, “Okay. If I can get the driver I want and the Duncaster penthouse, I’ll do the job. Otherwise it’s no go, it’s too risky.”

  “When will you know?”

  “I’ll call you tonight. If it’s a go I’ll need to look at those letters and see a detailed itinerary. You might want to start rounding that stuff up for me.”

  “Okay. Fine. Sure. No problem.”

  “I have one other question. Does this Jane Doe use
drugs?”

  Nick looked at Walt briefly, then back at me. “Why do you need to know that?”

  “Because it’s hard enough to do this job right with a terrified and docile client. Rock ’n’ rollers are notoriously bad clients because half the time they’re tooted out of their skulls and can’t follow any orders. Bodyguarding rock ’n’ rollers is like taking a bunch of chimpanzees to church. So what’s her drug-use like?”

  “She’s really not too bad that way. At least not nowadays. She’s a juicer. Binges. But she’s been straight the whole time we were out in L. A. shooting the video.”

  “Fine. Last item is my fee. Once I take the job it’s fifty bucks an hour plus expenses for the groundwork, setting up the hotel and so on. You’ll get an itemized bill for that. Once she’s on site and I’m directly responsible for her my fee is five thousand dollars a day plus expenses.”

  “Jesus Christ.” Nick’s eyebrows tried to take flight.

  “For that you get two professionals round the clock and a custom-rigged car. If you think that’s too much, remember that I may wind up stepping in front of an absolute stranger named Jane Doe and taking a slug meant for her. So what is it?”

  Nick rubbed his chin, then said “Okay, okay. She’s worth it. I’ll get the label to come through with the money.”

  “Fine. I have a couple of people to see. If I can line up what I need it’s a go. Where can I reach you tonight?”

  “Uh, I’m at the Willard. Room 914.”

  “Fine. I’ll call you this evening. Good day.…” I bit off his name just before I said it. “Walt, I’ll be in touch.” With that I stood up and left. My next stop was the office of Dave Isaacs, wheelman extraordinaire.

  CHAPTER 2

  Driving over to Davey’s, I called the Duncaster Hotel and asked for Martin Duncaster, the manager.

  The penthouse and the room below it were available. I told Duncaster to book them in the name of S. T. Miller. I would also need the security garage.

  Dave Isaacs lived in Prince Georges County, the redneck suburb of Washington, D.C. Liberal money annexed Montgomery County, conservative money took Fairfax. Prince Georges was where the working-class whites had fled when they abandoned the District of Columbia.

  I pulled up in front of Dave’s house. His wife Donna was standing on the lawn watching one of the twins ride up and down the sidewalk. The baby rode on her right hip.

  “Hello, Donna. Is Davey in the shop?”

  She blew a jet of smoke and squinted at me through the backwash. “What do you want, Leo?”

  “It’s business, Donna. I’ve got a job for him.”

  “What if he don’t want your work anymore.”

  “That’s fine, Donna. I’ll leave. I’d like to hear it from him, that’s all.”

  “Yeah, he’s in the shop.” With that Donna threw her cigarette down, ground it out and yelled over her shoulder “Jonathan, you come here this minute.”

  The boy, three years old and clad in size 0 army fatigues, whined back, “Aw, mom, I never …”

  “That’s enough, Jonathan. Come here now. Do as I say.” Donna stalked off. I thought of her as a piece of denim-clad gristle. Tough all the way through and enduring.

  Davey’s office was his two-bay garage. He was under a Checker sedan when I kicked the sole of his shoe.

  “Who is it?”

  “It’s Leo, Davey. Can we talk?”

  “Is Donna around?”

  “She’s already seen me, Davey. Come on out.”

  “Okay.” He slid out from under the car. I held out my hand to help him up.

  “So, what brings you out here, Leo?” he asked while he wiped the grime and oil off his hands.

  “I’ve got a job. I need a driver and a backup. Are you available?”

  Davey continued wiping his hands. “Long as Donna knows you’re here, let’s go inside, get a beer.”

  I followed him into the house. Dave handed me a beer from the fridge and popped one himself. He looked out the kitchen window. Donna was watching the twins on the swings. The baby bounced on her left hip.

  “Tell me about it, Leo,” he said before he took a long pull on the beer.

  “It’s a quickie, an overnighter. In and out.”

  “Who is the target?”

  “Rock ’n’ roll singer. A woman. She’s been getting hate-mail.”

  “Donna’d like to send her some. She thinks MTV is trash. Oh well.” Dave took another pull. I followed suit.

  “Who’s the opposition?”

  “No idea. I think this is amateur night, though. No reason to believe there are any pros involved. These people attract wackos. The ones who can’t tell where their world ends and yours starts.”

  “How much?”

  “I can get twenty-five-hundred a day, plus expenses for the car.” Dave puckered his mouth, sucked on his lip and stared out at his wife. I turned away and leaned up against the counter. Davey exhaled slowly, maybe sadly. “Why’d you come out here, Leo? Everybody knows I’m retired.”

  “You know me, Dave. I’m a very cautious guy. I don’t want to leave anything to chance, so I only work with the best. You’re the best. That’s why I’m here.” I shrugged my shoulder. “I just wanted to offer it to you first, Dave, that’s all. If you’re retired, you’re retired.” I set down my beer.

  Dave put his hand on my forearm. “Twenty-five-hundred a day, plus expenses on the car, that’s the deal?”

  “Yeah. That’s the deal. We’re splitting the fee fifty-fifty.”

  “Christ, that’s good money. God knows I could use it. Just an overnighter, right?”

  “That’s what it looks like, Dave. You know there aren’t any guarantees. If you’re in, you have to be in all the way to the end. What do you say?”

  “All right. I’m in.” Davey’s eyes were closed and he was shaking his head as he said it.

  “Thanks. This is a low-profile job. Just you and me. I’ll get the itinerary tonight and call you so you can check out the routes you want to take.”

  “Fine. Where are we staying?”

  “The Duncaster. You’ll have the room below the penthouse and the security berth for the car.”

  “What should I wear?”

  “I don’t know yet, but the way these people dress, we’ll stand out if we don’t look strange.”

  “Are we carrying?”

  “Yeah. Do you have a piece?”

  “Yeah. My permit’s still good, too. What do you want in a vehicle?”

  “Something low-key. No bubble-top stretch limo, that’s for sure. How about a sedan, four doors. Kevlar body panels, tinted bullet-proof glass, reinforced bumpers, self-sealing tires, locks on the hood, trunk and gas, with a big mill underneath.”

  “No problem. When do we need it?”

  “Kickoff’s Wednesday around four o’clock.”

  “No problem.”

  “Thanks again, Dave. I’ll be in touch.” I clapped him on the shoulder and let myself out the front door.

  Ballantine answered my call on the first ring. I told him that I’d lined up what I needed and that I’d be by to pick up the letters and itinerary in about forty-five minutes.

  The Willard was once one of the grand hotels of Washington. After a lengthy and very expensive renovation it is once again. After parking my car, I fished out a blank contract from the glove compartment, walked into the Willard and took the elevator up to Ballantine’s room.

  He opened the door as soon as I knocked. A drink was in his left hand and as he stepped away I saw a young woman sitting beyond his left shoulder.

  “Leo, come on in. Boy, am I glad to have you on our team.” As he waved me in he introduced me to his company. “Uh, this is Margo Rollins, my administrative assistant. Margo, this is Leo Haggerty, a …”

  “Consultant.” I cut in.

  “Right, a consultant. Well, let me get together the stuff you wanted. Would you like a drink? I’ve got a pitcher of martinis made up.”

  “That’s
fine. Thank you.”

  “Margo, would you get Leo a drink, please, while I find this stuff.” While Ballantine hustled off into the bedroom to find the papers, Margo slowly uncoiled herself from the sofa and went to the bar. The martini she handed me was dry enough to bleach the olive. Margo slid into her seat on the sofa as Ballantine returned.

  “Here are the letters you wanted, and the itinerary. Do you need anything else?”

  “Yeah. A retainer check.”

  “For how much?”

  “The whole amount now. Expenses when I send you a bill.”

  “Okay, my checkbook is in the bedroom. I’ll get it.” I followed Ballantine through the door and shut it behind me. He slipped the checkbook out of a pocket on a piece of soft-sided safari luggage. I pulled out my contract and handed it to him.

  “What’s this?”

  “My fee-for-services agreement. Read it and sign at the bottom.”

  Ballantine looked like he was going to balk, then walked over to the bed, sat down and flipped on the nightstand light. When he was done, he looked up at me. “Okay, I’ll sign it. But I want to add a clause.”

  “Saying what?”

  “That even if your involvement with Jane becomes a matter of public knowledge you will refrain from discussing any aspects of her personal life or the band’s business dealings with anyone. I don’t want to read an exclusive in the Daily Sleezebag six months from now where you’re quoted as saying she sleeps in the closet like a bat or any other shit. Understood?”

  “Fine. Write it in.” While he scribbled in the margins, Ballantine asked what I was going to do next.

  “I’ll go to the fan club tomorrow and talk to them about what I want done with any other letters they get. I’ll check out the hotel and sweep the room and review all this stuff.” I waved the packet of letters at him. “That reminds me, I need the fan club address.”

  Ballantine initialed his inserted clause, signed the contract and handed it and a check to me. While I signed everything he opened the door and bellowed at Margo.

  “Margo, get out a P. R. package for Mr. Haggerty.” To me he said, “That’s got bios and pix of all the band members. The address is in there.” Then he brightened.