The Valhalla Saga 01 - Swords of Good Men

by Snorri Kristjansson

She raised her hand slowly, gently. Without breaking eye contact she placed it on a bruise on his cheekbone.

  Her touch felt searing hot on his skin. He winced and smiled, never looking away from her eyes. Words came to him and stopped short of emerging for fear of breaking the spell.

  He watched a single teardrop run down her cheek, moving in synchrony with her hand on his face, meeting and merging with her smile, the smile that came from the whole of her.

  Ulfar remembered to breathe, and a half-giggle escaped his lips. Her eyes twinkled like stars, like diamonds through the tears, and soon they were giggling incredulously at each other, blinking, crying, smiling, still touching.

  A woman’s whispered voice at the doorway. Urgency and fear.

  ‘Lilia! We have to go!’

  She recoiled from him, suddenly like a trapped animal, frantically searching the corners of the hut, peering into the shadows.

  He reached for her arm and found her eyes. ‘Sshh …’ he whispered. The urge to soothe her, to protect her, was so powerful that he had to hold his breath to keep from fainting.

  But he got through.

  She blinked rapidly and seemed to come back into the room. As she saw him, saw his hand on her arm and the look in his eyes, her features softened and another tear escaped. She made to speak, then stopped herself and hurried to the door. In the doorway she cast a lingering glance at him, looking up at her.

  Then she was gone.

  Ulfar stood up and made to run after her, but something held him back. Something … He would have to think about this, regain his senses. ‘Did you see that?’ he asked Geiri out of habit. ‘Did you see that?’ He paced inside the hut, shook his head and tried in vain to make sense of what had just happened. His thoughts went unbidden to her hand, touching him. The feel of her skin on his skin.

  And then he realized what he remembered, what he’d noticed.

  The bandages on her stiff, broken fingers.

  *

  ‘We’re being attacked! They’re coming from the forest!’

  Shouts from the eastern wall echoed across Stenvik. Within moments Sigurd was at the foot of the inside of the wall, taking the steps to the top two at a time.

  The caravan’s rout was complete. A huge group of savage-looking forest men chased farmers running for their lives to the eastern gateway. Arrows flew from the cover of the trees.

  ‘Open the gate!’ Sigurd shouted. The guards hesitated, transfixed by the sudden attack. ‘OPEN IT!’ he screamed, watching the guards snap to and begin hauling on cables to raise the big, wooden gate. He bounded down the steps towards ground level.

  ‘TO ARMS! MEN OF STENVIK, TO ME! WE CHARGE!’

  In the chaos nobody noticed a solitary figure crawl from underneath an abandoned cart and slink into the cover of the trees, behind the onrushing force.

  *

  Peering out from a crack between the door and the jamb, Valgard’s lip curled up in an unconscious snarl as he watched Lilia hurry away with her little blonde friend.

  He thought of Ulfar, of how that … that boy was going to start looking at him with a mixture of revulsion and pity after the near-seizure in the longhouse, like he was some kind of cripple. He knew that look well. It was the look reserved for the sick and the old, and he had faced it all his life. When he was young he’d seen strong men with grim faces lead the feeble ones up the path to Hnipisbjarg on Muninsfjell and come back alone. None of the others came back down. At least not by way of the path. Mouths to feed and all that.

  So he had studied to become a master of herbs. Healing the sick. Curing illness. Saving lives. His own, mostly. He was not going to let them throw him off the cliff just for being frail.

  Valgard snorted at the memories.

  Some healer. Couldn’t even cure himself.

  The fits came in his thirteenth summer. The first one was luckily in Sven’s hut. The second had been in the middle of the square, and it had taken all of Sven’s skills to keep Valgard alive. Some of the townsfolk – his people, he thought bitterly – had advocated sacrificing him to the gods and argued that he was clearly full of the spirits of Hel, the way he thrashed about on the ground and foamed at the mouth. One of them had drawn a dagger and tried to tear him away from Sven.

  Sven had killed the man on the spot and challenged anyone in the square to single combat there and then. You’ll take the boy over my dead body, he’d said. Nobody had been tempted to try.

  The matter was resolved quickly, but Valgard might as well have died for all the good it did. After that day in the square, no one would as much as nod to him in passing. People would stop talking when he walked by. He became invisible, a non-entity.

  It had taken years to change that. Years of herb lore, apprenticing with Sven, washing filthy bandages, holding hands and talking calmly to sick, frightened people. In the end, they accepted him – but they never embraced him. He knew they thought him weak. Unreliable. And now that foreign boy would start pitying him as well.

  ‘We should really take care of each other,’ he mimicked with a sneer. In his mind, the pieces on the board lurched to life. Harald on the dais. Sigurd. Sven. The raiders of the Westerdrake. Valgard moved them around then reset the position. The game was supposed to end with Harald challenging Sigurd for the chieftain’s chair, winning and installing him, Valgard, as his most trusted adviser. He moved the pieces again in his mind, but reset them with an annoyed frown. The plan was in place. Now he just needed the right move.

  Maybe it was time to play harder.

  Still frowning, Valgard went back into his hut. He would need to examine the contents of the box for this.

  GRANDAL, HARDANGER HEATH

  King Olav’s reputation seemed to have preceded him. To the best of Finn’s knowledge, there had never been more than a hundred people living in Grandal. Now they were all gone and it seemed they had left in a hurry.

  Much like the others, the village consisted of a scattering of huts. There was a stream within walking distance and he’d seen enough game in the woods on the way here. Grandal also had a decent longhouse which had probably served as the chieftain’s home.

  Not any more, Finn thought with a grin.

  When it grew clear that there would be no fighting here the army had set up camp. Fires were being lit in a wide circle around the town, and men from all over the east sat down to enjoy a little rest after days of marching.

  A small group of fighters had gathered by the longhouse. Walking planks had been laid out in front of the house, creating a square dominated by a large sacrificial stone set some eight feet from the entrance. The stone was half a man’s height, flat on top and spattered with coppery brown stains.

  Standing by the stone were three wooden statues. Artful carvings depicted Odin the All-knowing, Thor the God of Thunder and Freya the Goddess of Love. The men were gathered, however, around a clumsy effigy that lay on the altar. It was nothing more than a stick figure, but it clearly depicted a man wearing a white shift. He was adorned with pigtails, chicken feathers and a necklace of ram’s testicles.

  The soldiers were amused.

  ‘Look at that!’

  ‘He’s wearing a dress!’

  ‘And feathers!’

  One of them played a chicken running around in a panic, to the whooping encouragement of the others.

  Finn was furious. How dare they? He rounded on the men and roared: ‘You! Back to your post! Or so help me by our lord God you will regret it!’

  The men shuffled off, eyeing him with disdain. Finn scowled back, willing them to challenge his authority. None did.

  When they were gone, he set about looking for somewhere to throw the effigy away. He gathered the sticks in his arms and turned around.

  King Olav stood ten feet away and watched him calmly.

  Finn faltered. ‘My King, I …’ He followed Olav’s gaze to the effigy he was holding, and dropped the sticks as if they were on fire. ‘I … they …’ Finn’s voice trailed off.

  H
e thought King Olav would erupt. Shout. Curse. Maybe cut him open to set an example.

  But nothing happened.

  Instead, the king looked thoughtful. His eyes scanned the long-house, the nearby huts, tools leaning up against walls. After a while, he spoke.

  ‘Assemble the men here.’ He gestured in a wide semicircle in front of the longhouse. Finn furrowed his brow in question.

  ‘All of them. Now.’

  Finn snapped to attention, turned and headed for the camp-fires. He moved quickly, singling out chieftains and men of note among the soldiers, relaying King Olav’s orders. Suddenly a soldier next to him pointed towards the middle of the town.

  ‘It’s the King!’

  ‘He’s on the roof!’ another echoed.

  Finn could not help but stop what he was doing and gaze in wonder. More and more soldiers were looking and pointing at King Olav.

  He had left behind his chain-mail jerkin and cloak, and was wearing only trousers, boots and a simple white shirt. Something that looked like a coil of rope was wrapped around his shoulder as well. His progress was swift and effective, and soon he was balanced on the top of the roof.

  He took a moment and seemed to survey his troops, who had swelled from two to five thousand men in a matter of weeks. Then he invited them to do the same with a slow, sweeping hand gesture encompassing all the men that were gathering before him.

  The army fell silent.

  ‘Northmen!’ King Olav’s voice boomed. ‘Look around you. Look at this.’ He pointed to the hut, and the men exchanged questioning looks. ‘You may see a village like any other. But I see hovels! I see people living in mud, feeding on mud, scrabbling in mud! Killing their own kin! Living lives of pain, squalor and death! And where has it brought us, Northmen? Have we won great glories in battle? Have we struck fear into the hearts of our enemies? No, we have not!’ Some men whispered to their fellow soldiers, but none took their eyes off Olav. His voice rang out again. ‘I say the old gods have grown weak! They are no longer ready for battle!’ The silence was tense. King Olav continued, calm and certain. ‘We need a new god.’

  Angry voices erupted here and there in the crowd. Some of the soldiers were visibly furious. King Olav ignored them. Proud and defiant, he stood above his army. Like the captain of a ship in a sea of angry faces, Finn thought.

  ‘I have travelled the world, Northmen. And if we do not change – if we are content to huddle in a cabin like the old gods that grow grey and frail and weak – we will starve and die in misery.’

  One angry soldier shouted: ‘So what will your White Christ do? How will he protect us? There’s only one of him!’ A smattering of affirmative shouts followed.

  Olav spread his hands and waited until the crowd had gone silent. He looked straight back at the soldier. ‘Let us examine this, my good friend,’ Olav said almost amicably. ‘We are brought up to believe that Odin, Thor and Freya live above us in the sky, are we not? In Valhalla?’ He gestured skywards and waited. There was no immediate reply. ‘Are we not?’ Olav repeated.

  ‘Yes,’ the soldier replied eventually.

  ‘Well,’ said the king. ‘Let us compare my god …’ he unhooked the coil from over his shoulder, ‘and the old gods.’ He braced himself and started pulling on the rope. The carved statues of Odin, Thor and Freya fell over, scraped on the stone and then started rising slowly. They must have weighed the same as three grown men, and the ease with which the king pulled them up was not lost on the men.

  When he had pulled the figures up onto the roof, he untied the statue of Freya. He held it in front of his chest and spoke to the men.

  ‘My god … will protect me.’

  He threw the statue off the roof. It hit the stone altar and split with a loud crack. The shock resonated through the ranks. Stunned looks spread on the soldiers’ faces.

  King Olav’s voice rang out again.

  ‘My god … will support me.’

  The semicircle around the longhouse widened as the men pulled back instinctively. The statue of Thor was already airborne. It hit the altar’s edge and broke cleanly in two.

  This time all eyes were back on Olav.

  He had already hoisted the carved statue of Odin above his head. He did not seem to notice the weight. Clear, strong and chilling, his voice rang out again.

  ‘My god will guide me! For my god I will unite us all, a mighty army of Northmen! My god will shatter the old gods, strike them down and send their believers to Hell!’

  He threw the statue of Odin down hard onto the stone. It hit and shattered. Five thousand stunned faces stared up at Olav. He continued.

  ‘My god …’

  He calmly undid the strings on his trousers.

  ‘… would never have allowed this …’

  With his trousers lowered he let forth a stream of piss onto the ground, splashing the splintered, ruined statues.

  ‘… to happen.’ Completely unhurried, he did up his trousers and turned to the soldier.

  ‘Now, my friend. Has Thor struck me with his mighty hammer?’ He waited for an answer. None was forthcoming. ‘Do you see wolves? Do you see ravens?’ The men looked up, entranced. ‘Has anything happened?’ Silence enveloped the village.

  Olav looked at the gathered men. He drew a deep breath and shouted: ‘So I say to you, Northmen – the old gods are weak! As I have destroyed their images, march with me to destroy their followers! March with me and I shall lead you into battle, to honour … to victory!’

  Finn realized he’d been holding his breath for a very long time. He let it out and shouted: ‘Long live King Olav!’

  Almost at once, five thousand voices echoed his cry. The ground shook with stamping feet. Men banged their shields. Horses whinnied nervously.

  From a nearby field two large, black birds took to the sky.

  STENVIK

  ‘Where’s the healer? My head hurts.’ The pig farmer’s speech was slurred and he squinted in the faint light of the hut.

  ‘I don’t know,’ Audun replied from his spot in the corner.

  The big man in the corner moaned. ‘I can’t get up. I need help. You – help me!’

  Audun ignored him.

  ‘I’m talking to you! Where’s the bloody healer? I’m dying!’

  Audun rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. ‘You’re not dying. You’ve been badly hurt. Valgard will be around to look at you soon enough. Just lie down and try not to move.’

  The pig farmer snorted and clambered to his feet. ‘Pah! You don’t know how I feel. You don’t know anything. I demand compensation and honour restored! I’m going to find the healer that patched me up and tell him …’ Halfway to the door, he squinted into the corner and recognized the blacksmith. His voice trailed off and he hurried out of the hut.

  Audun watched him go then looked at Geiri’s prone form. ‘You know,’ he said to the unconscious man, ‘I think maybe we’d have less trouble if more people were like you.’

  *

  Patches of black and blue skin made the pig farmer’s left eye seem like it had sunk deep into his skull. Both his lips were split and a large, oozing sore covered most of his jaw. Thinning blonde hair hung in greasy hanks. He hid his left hand under his arm and nursed a broken rib on the right-hand side as he staggered towards the square, but he was damned if he was going to let anything stop him.

  He saw the two old men, the one who fitted the description of the chieftain and his friend the white-beard, walk purposefully towards the steps to the south wall. He tried to ignore the aches, to keep his mind on what he meant to do. March up to them, state his claim, say he wanted a tribunal, restitution.

  As he set off across the market square someone grabbed his shoulder, spun him around and dragged him out of sight, in between two huts.

  ‘I don’t think you should disturb Sigurd right now, pig man,’ Harald said calmly. The big farmer tried to shake himself free but the raider’s heavy hand was firmly on his shoulder, fingers clawing into muscle, digging in under
the shoulder blade. ‘He’s busy, we’re under siege and he has no time for anyone, really.’ Pain lanced through his side and the farmer grimaced. ‘Oh, sorry. Am I hurting you?’ Harald said, sounding full of concern. The grip on the shoulder tightened and twisted. The sea captain stepped towards him. Face now inches from the other’s, Harald spoke in a completely level voice.

  ‘You may think you have been treated unfairly. You may think you’re owed something. Some kind of restoration of honour. Mmm?’ He squeezed and pulled, and the pig farmer’s knees buckled. ‘You may also wonder where your cousins went. I’ll tell you.’ Struggling to stand, the farmer’s eyes welled up and he lost control of his bladder. Harald wrinkled his nose but continued, his voice sweet and soothing. ‘They made claims on your behalf, you see. Then they got drunk, punched each other out, tied themselves up and went and sat in a boat without oars that floated out to sea.’ The pig farmer’s lip trembled and a slow smile formed on Harald’s face. ‘Somehow … somehow one of them got a hold of a knife … and scratched a hole in the boat. Between the timbers, you know? Not a big hole, not at all. Just big enough for some water to trickle through and wake them up when they were far enough out to sea. So they could watch the water pool in the bottom, rise slowly and sink the boat, while they were tied up safely and watching the coast from a distance.’ Harald smiled at the crouching pig farmer. ‘Now I don’t know how close they were to you, pig man, but you know they say madness runs in families. I think the only way you can be safe from’ – he twisted savagely and the farmer felt something break; he sank to his knees – ‘finding yourself drowning slowly … is to tell Sigurd you’ve decided your honour has not been tarnished. How does that sound?’

  The pig farmer fought for breath. The walls of the huts felt like they were closing in. The pain was intense now, his knees ached and his ribs felt like they were squeezing his lungs. He looked up at Harald and nodded, tears streaming from his eyes. The big raider looked down on him and smiled.

  ‘Good. I’m glad we’ve put our little misunderstanding behind us.’ With that, he turned and walked away, leaving the big pig farmer on his knees, sobbing quietly.