Complete Works of J. M. Barrie

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“When you come to our house—”

  “I never come to your house.”

  “That is a lie.”

  “Speak lower!”

  “When you come to our house you tell me to go out and play. But I don’t.

  I go and cry.”

  No doubt he was listening, but his eyes were on the parlor-door.

  “I don’t know why I cry, but you know, you wicked man! Why is it?”

  “Why is it?” she demanded again, like a queen-child, but he could only fidget with his gold chain and shuffle uneasily in his parnella shoes.

  “You are not coming to see my mamma again.”

  The gentleman gave her an ugly look.

  “If you do,” she said at once, “I shall come straight here and open that door you are looking at, and tell your wife.”

  He dared not swear. His hand —

  “If you offer me money,” said Grizel, “I shall tell her now.”

  He muttered something to himself.

  “Is it true?” she asked, “that mamma is dying?”

  This was a genuine shock to him, for he had not been at Double Dykes since winter, and then the Painted Lady was quite well.

  “Nonsense!” he said, and his obvious disbelief brought some comfort to the girl. But she asked, “Why are there red spots on her cheeks, then?”

  “Paint,” he answered.

  “No,” cried Grizel, rocking her arms, “it is not paint now. I thought it might be and I tried to rub it off while she was sleeping, but it will not come off. And when she coughs there is blood on her handkerchief.”

  He looked alarmed now, and Grizel’s fears came back. “If mamma dies,” she said determinedly, “she must be buried in the cemetery.”

  “She is not dying, I tell you.”

  “And you must come to the funeral.”

  “Are you gyte?”

  “With crape on your hat.”

  His mouth formed an emphatic “No.”

  “You must,” said Grizel, firmly, “you shall! If you don’t—” She pointed to the parlor-door.

  Her remaining two visits were to a similar effect, and one of the gentlemen came out of the ordeal somewhat less shamefully than the first, the other worse, for he blubbered and wanted to kiss her. It is questionable whether many young ladies have made such a profound impression in a series of morning calls.

  The names of these gentlemen are not known, but you shall be told presently where they may be found. Every person in Thrums used to know the place, and many itched to get at the names, but as yet no one has had the nerve to look for them.

  Not at this time did Grizel say a word of these interviews to her friends, though Tommy had to be told of them later, and she never again referred to her mother at the Saturday evenings in the Den. But the others began to know a queer thing, nothing less than this, that in their absence the lair was sometimes visited by a person or persons unknown, who made use of their stock of firewood. It was a startling discovery, but when they discussed it in council, Grizel never contributed a word. The affair remained a mystery until one Saturday evening, when Tommy and Elspeth, reaching the lair first, found in it a delicate white shawl. They both recognized in it the pretty thing the Painted Lady had pinned across her shoulders on the night they saw her steal out of Double Dykes, to meet the man of long ago.

  Even while their eyes were saying this, Grizel climbed in without giving the password, and they knew from her quick glance around that she had come for the shawl. She snatched it out of Tommy’s hand with a look that prohibited questions.

  “It’s the pair o’ them,” Tommy said to Elspeth at the first opportunity, “that sometimes comes here at nights and kindles the fire and warms themsels at the gloze. And the last time they came they forgot the shawl.”

  “I dinna like to think the Painted Lady has been up here, Tommy.”

  “But she has. You ken how, when she has a daft fit, she wanders the Den trysting the man that never comes. Has she no been seen at all hours o’ the night, Grizel following a wee bit ahint, like as if to take tent o her?”

  “They say that, and that Grizel canna get her to go home till the daft fit has passed.”

  “Well, she has that kechering hoast and spit now, and so Grizel brings her up here out o’ the blasts.”

  “But how could she be got to come here, if she winna go home?”

  “Because frae here she can watch for the man.”

  Elspeth shuddered. “Do you think she’s here often, Tommy?” she asked.

  “Just when she has a daft fit on, and they say she’s wise sax days in seven.”

  This made the Jacobite meetings eerie events for Elspeth, but Tommy liked them the better; and what were they not to Grizel, who ran to them with passionate fondness every Saturday night? Sometimes she even outdistanced her haunting dreads, for she knew that her mother did not think herself seriously ill; and had not the three gentlemen made light of that curious cough? So there were nights when the lair saw Grizel go riotous with glee, laughing, dancing, and shouting overmuch, like one trying to make up for a lost childhood. But it was also noticed that when the time came to leave the Den she was very loath, and kissed her hands to the places where she had been happiest, saying, wistfully, and with pretty gestures that were foreign to Thrums, “Goodnight, dear Cuttle Well! Good-by, sweet, sweet Lair!” as if she knew it could not last. These weekly risings in the Den were most real to Tommy, but it was Grizel who loved them best.

  CHAPTER XXIV

  A ROMANCE OF TWO OLD MAIDS AND A STOUT BACHELOR

  Came Gavinia, a burgess of the besieged city, along the south shore of the Silent Pool. She was but a maid seeking to know what love might be, and as she wandered on, she nibbled dreamily at a hot sweet-smelling bridie, whose gravy oozed deliciously through a bursting paper-bag.

  It was a fit night for dark deeds.

  “Methinks she cometh to her damn!”

  The speaker was a masked man who had followed her — he was sniffing ecstatically — since she left the city walls.

  She seemed to possess a charmed life. He would have had her in Shovel Gorge, but just then Ronny-On’s Jean and Peter Scrymgeour turned the corner.

  Suddenly Gavinia felt an exquisite thrill: a man was pursuing her. She slipped the paper-bag out of sight, holding it dexterously against her side with her arm, so that the gravy should not spurt out, and ran. Lights flashed, a kingly voice cried “Now!” and immediately a petticoat was flung over her head. (The Lady Griselda looked thin that evening.)

  Gavinia was dragged to the Lair, and though many a time they bumped her, she still tenderly nursed the paper-bag with her arm, or fondly thought she did so, for when unmuffled she discovered that it had been removed, as if by painless surgery. And her captors’ tongues were sweeping their chins for stray crumbs.

  The wench was offered her choice of Stroke’s gallant fellows, but “Wha carries me wears me,” said she, promptly, and not only had he to carry her from one end of the Den to the other, but he must do it whistling as if barely conscious that she was there. So after many attempts (for she was always willing to let them have their try) Corp of Corp, speaking for Sir Joseph and the others, announced a general retreat.

  Instead of taking this prisoner’s life, Stroke made her his tool, releasing her on condition that every seventh day she appeared at the Lair with information concerning the doings in the town. Also, her name was Agnes of Kingoldrum, and, if she said it was not, the plank. Bought thus, Agnes proved of service, bringing such bags of news that Stroke was often occupied now in drawing diagrams of Thrums and its strongholds, including the residence of Cathro, with dotted lines to show the direction of proposed underground passages.

  And presently came by this messenger disquieting rumors indeed. Another letter, being the third in six months, had reached the Dovecot, addressed, not to Miss Ailie, but to Miss Kitty. Miss Kitty had been dead fully six years, and Archie Piatt, the post, swore that this was the eighteenth, if not the nineteenth, letter
he had delivered to her name since that time. They were all in the same hand, a man’s, and there had been similar letters while she was alive, but of these he kept no record. Miss Ailie always took these letters with a trembling hand, and then locked herself in her bedroom, leaving the key in such a position in its hole that you might just as well go straight back to the kitchen. Within a few hours of the arrival of these ghostly letters, tongues were wagging about them, but to the two or three persons who (after passing a sleepless night) bluntly asked Miss Ailie from whom they came, she only replied by pursing her lips. Nothing could be learned at the postoffice save that Miss Ailie never posted any letters there, except to two Misses and a Mrs., all resident in Redlintie. The mysterious letters came from Australy or Manchester, or some such part.

  What could Stroke make of this? He expressed no opinion, but oh, his face was grim. Orders were immediately given to double the sentinels. A barrel was placed in the Queen’s Bower. Sawdust was introduced at immense risk into the Lair. A paper containing this writing, “248xho317 Oxh4591AWS314dd5,” was passed round and then solemnly burned. Nothing was left to chance.

  Agnes of Kingoldrum (Stroke told her) did not know Miss Ailie, but she was commanded to pay special attention to the gossip of the town regarding this new move of the enemy. By next Saturday the plot had thickened. Previous letters might have reddened Miss Ailie’s eyes for an hour or two, but they gladdened her as a whole. Now she sat crying all evening with this one on her lap; she gave up her daily walk to the Berlin wool shop, with all its romantic possibilities; at the clatter of the tea-things she would start apprehensively; she had let a red shawl lie for two days in the blue-and-white room.

  Stroke never blanched. He called his faithful remnant around him, and told them the story of Bell the Cat, with its application in the records of his race. Did they take his meaning? This Miss Ailie must be watched closely. In short, once more, in Scottish history, someone must bell the cat. Who would volunteer?

  Corp of Corp and Sir Joseph stepped forward as one man.

  “Thou couldst not look like Gavinia,” the prince said, shaking his head.

  “Wha wants him to look like Gavinia?” cried an indignant voice.

  “Peace, Agnes!” said Stroke.

  “Agnes, why bletherest thou?” said Sir Joseph.

  “If onybody’s to watch Miss Ailie,” insisted the obstinate woman, “surely it should be me!”

  “Ha!” Stroke sprang to his feet, for something in her voice, or the outline of her figure, or perhaps it was her profile, had given him an idea. “A torch!” he cried eagerly and with its aid he scanned her face until his own shone triumphant.

  “He kens a wy, methinks!” exclaimed one of his men.

  Sir Joseph was right. It had been among the prince’s exploits to make his way into Thrums in disguise, and mix with the people as one of themselves, and on several of these occasions he had seen Miss Ailie’s attendant. Agnes’s resemblance to her now struck him for the first time. It should be Agnes of Kingoldrum’s honorable though dangerous part to take this Gavinia’s place.

  But how to obtain possession of Gavinia’s person? Agnes made several suggestions, but was told to hold her prating peace. It could only be done in one way. They must kidnap her. Sir Joseph was ordered to be ready to accompany his liege on this perilous enterprise in ten minutes. “And mind,” said Stroke, gravely, “we carry our lives in our hands.”

  “In our hands!” gasped Sir Joseph, greatly puzzled, but he dared ask no more, and when the two set forth (leaving Agnes of Kingoldrum looking very uncomfortable), he was surprised to see that Stroke was carrying nothing. Sir Joseph carried in his hand his red hanky, mysteriously knotted.

  “Where is yours?” he whispered.

  “What meanest thou?”

  Sir Joseph replied, “Oh, nothing,” and thought it best to slip his handkerchief into his trouser-pocket, but the affair bothered him for long afterwards.

  When they returned through the Den, there still seemed (to the unpiercing eye) to be but two of them; nevertheless, Stroke re-entered the Lair to announce to Agnes and the others that he had left Gavinia below in charge of Sir Joseph. She was to walk the plank anon, but first she must be stripped that Agnes might don her garments. Stroke was every inch a prince, so he kept Agnes by his side, and sent down the Lady Griselda and Widow Elspeth to strip the prisoner, Sir Joseph having orders to stand back fifty paces. (It is a pleasure to have to record this.)

  The signal having been given that this delicate task was accomplished, Stroke whistled shrilly, and next moment was heard from far below a thud, as of a body falling in water, then an agonizing shriek, and then again all was still, save for the heavy breathing of Agnes of Kingoldrum.

  Sir Joseph (very wet) returned to the Lair, and Agnes was commanded to take off her clothes in a retired spot and put on those of the deceased, which she should find behind a fallen tree.

  “I winna be called the deceased,” cried Agnes hotly, but she had to do as she was bid, and when she emerged, from behind the tree she was the very image of the ill-fated Gavinia. Stroke showed her a plan of Miss Ailie’s backdoor, and also gave her a kitchen key (when he produced this, she felt in her pockets and then snatched it from him), after which she set out for the Dovecot in a scare about her own identity.

  “And now, what doest thou think about it a’?” inquired Sir Joseph eagerly, to which Stroke made answer, looking at him fixedly.

  “The wind is in the west!”

  Sir Joseph should have kept this a secret, but soon Stroke heard

  Inverquharity prating of it, and he called his lieutenant before him.

  Sir Joseph acknowledged humbly that he had been unable to hide it from

  Inverquharity, but he promised not to tell Muckle Kenny, of whose

  loyalty there were doubts. Henceforth, when the faithful fellow was

  Muckle Kenny, he would say doggedly to himself, “Dinna question me,

  Kenny. I ken nocht about it.”

  Dark indeed were now the fortunes of the Pretender, but they had one bright spot. Miss Ailie had been taken in completely by the trick played on her, and thus Stroke now got full information of the enemy’s doings. Cathro having failed to dislodge the Jacobites, the seat of war had been changed by Victoria to the Dovecot, whither her despatches were now forwarded. That this last one, of which Agnes of Kingoldrum tried in vain to obtain possession, doubled the price on the Pretender’s head, there could be no doubt; but as Miss Ailie was a notorious Hanoverian, only the hunted prince himself knew why this should make her cry.

  He hinted with a snigger something about an affair he had once had with the lady.

  The Widow and Sir Joseph accepted this explanation, but it made Lady

  Griselda rock her arms in irritation.

  The reports about Miss Ailie’s behavior became more and more alarming. She walked up and down her bedroom now in the middle of the night. Every time the knocker clanked she held herself together with both hands. Agnes had orders not to answer the door until her mistress had keeked through the window.

  “She’s expecting a veesitor, methinks,” said Corp. This was his bright day.

  “Ay,” answered Agnes, “but is’t a man-body, or just a woman-body?”

  Leaving the rebels in the Lair stunned by Victoria’s latest move, we now return to Thrums, where Miss Ailie’s excited state had indeed been the talk of many. Even the gossips, however, had underestimated her distress of mind, almost as much as they misunderstood its cause. You must listen now (will you?) to so mild a thing as the long thin romance of two maiden ladies and a stout bachelor, all beginning to be old the day the three of them first drank tea together, and that was ten years ago.

  Miss Ailie and Miss Kitty, you may remember, were not natives of Thrums. They had been born and brought up at Redlintie, and on the death of their parents they had remained there, the gauger having left them all his money, which was just sufficient to enable them to live like ladies, if they
took tiny Magenta Cottage, and preferred an inexperienced maid. At first their life was very quiet, the walk from eleven to one for the good of fragile Miss Kitty’s health its outstanding feature. When they strolled together on the cliffs, Miss Ailie’s short thick figure, straight as an elvint, cut the wind in two, but Miss Kitty was swayed this way and that, and when she shook her curls at the wind, it blew them roguishly in her face, and had another shot at them, as soon as they were put to rights. If the two walked by the shore (where the younger sometimes bathed her feet, the elder keeping a sharp eye on land and water), the sea behaved like the wind, dodging Miss Ailie’s ankles and snapping playfully at Miss Kitty’s. Thus even the elements could distinguish between the sisters, who nevertheless had so much in common that at times Miss Ailie would look into her mirror and sigh to think that some day Miss Kitty might be like this. How Miss Ailie adored Miss Kitty! She trembled with pleasure if you said Miss Kitty was pretty, and she dreamed dreams in which she herself walked as bridesmaid only. And just as Miss Ailie could be romantic, Miss Kitty, the romantic, could be prim, and the primness was her own as much as the curls, but Miss Ailie usually carried it for her, like a cloak in case of rain.

  Not often have two sweeter women grown together on one stem. What were the men of Redlintie about? The sisters never asked each other this question, but there were times when, apparently without cause, Miss Ailie hugged Miss Kitty vehemently, as if challenging the world, and perhaps Miss Kitty understood.

  Thus a year or more passed uneventfully, until the one romance of their lives befell them. It began with the reappearance in Redlintie of Magerful Tarn, who had come to torment his father into giving him more money, but, finding he had come too late, did not harass the sisters. This is perhaps the best thing that can be told of him, and, as if he knew this, he had often told it himself to Jean Myles, without however telling her what followed. For something to his advantage did follow, and it was greatly to the credit of Miss Ailie and Miss Kitty, though they went about it as timidly as if they were participating in a crime. Ever since they learned of the sin which had brought this man into the world their lives had been saddened, for on the same day they realized what a secret sorrow had long lain at their mother’s heart. Alison Sibbald was a very simple, gracious lady, who never recovered from the shock of discovering that she had married a libertine; yet she had pressed her husband to do something for his son, and been greatly pained when he refused with a coarse laugh. The daughters were very like her in nature, and though the knowledge of what she had suffered increased many fold their love for her, so that in her last days their passionate devotion to her was the talk of Redlintie, it did not blind them to what seemed to them to be their duty to the man. As their father’s son, they held, he had a right to a third of the gauger’s money, and to withhold it from him, now that they knew his whereabouts, would have been a form of theft. But how to give T. his third? They called him T. from delicacy, and they had never spoken to him. When he passed them in the streets, they turned pale, and, thinking of their mother, looked another way. But they knew he winked.