Collected Stories

by William Faulkner

  “You have to have a guarantee before you put on the show, do you?” the editor said.

  “Why, sure. Do you think I should put on a daredevil without auspices? Do you think I should for a nickel maybe jump off the airplane?”

  “Who’s going to jump?” one of the later comers said; he was a taxi-driver.

  The limping man looked at him. “Don’t you worry about that,” he said. “Your business is just to pay the money. We will do all the jumping you want, if you pay enough.”

  “I just asked which one of you all was the jumper.”

  “Do I ask you whether you pay me in silver or in greenbacks?” the limping man said. “Do I ask you?”

  “No,” the taxi-driver said.

  “About these bills,” the editor said. “You said you wanted them in an hour.”

  “Can’t you begin on them, and leave that part out until my partner comes back?”

  “Suppose he don’t come before they are finished?”

  “Well, that won’t be my fault, will it?”

  “All right,” the editor said. “Just so you pay for them.”

  “You mean, I should pay without a auspices on the handbill?”

  “I ain’t in this business for fun,” the editor said.

  “We’ll wait,” the limping man said.

  They waited.

  “Were you a flyer in the war, Mister?” the boy said.

  The limping man turned upon the boy his long, misshapen tragic face. “The war? Why should I fly in a war?”

  “I thought maybe because of your leg. Captain Warren limps, and he flew in the war. I reckon you just do it for fun?”

  “For fun? What for fun? Fly? Gruss Gott. I hate it, I wish the man what invented them was here; I would put him into that machine yonder and I would print on his back, Do not do it, one thousand times.”

  “Why do you do it, then?” the man who had entered with the taxi-driver said.

  “Because of that Republican Coolidge. I was in business, and that Coolidge ruined business; ruined it. That’s why. For fun? Gruss Gott.”

  They looked at the limping man. “I suppose you have a license?” the second late-comer said.

  The limping man looked at him. “A license?”

  “Don’t you have to have a license to fly?”

  “Oh; a license. For the airplane to fly; sure, I understand. Sure. We got one. You want to see it?”

  “You’re supposed to show it to anybody that wants to see it, aren’t you?”

  “Why, sure. You want to see it?”

  “Where is it?”

  “Where should it be? It’s nailed to the airplane, where the government put it. Did you thought maybe it was nailed to me? Did you thought maybe I had a engine on me and maybe wings? It’s on the airplane. Call a taxi and go to the airplane and look at it.”

  “I run a taxi,” the driver said.

  “Well, run it. Take this gentleman out to the field where he can look at the license on the airplane.”

  “It’ll be a quarter,” the driver said. But the limping man was not looking at the driver. He was leaning against the counter. They watched him take a stick of gum from his pocket and peel it. They watched him put the gum into his mouth. “I said it’ll be a quarter, Mister,” the driver said.

  “Was you talking to me?” the limping man said.

  “I thought you wanted a taxi out to the airport.”

  “Me? What for? What do I want to go out to the airport for? I just come from there. I ain’t the one that wants to see that license. I have already seen it. I was there when the government nailed it onto the airplane.”

  II

  CAPTAIN WARREN, the ex-army flyer, was coming out of the store, where he met the tall man in the dirty coverall. Captain Warren told about it in the barber shop that night, when the airplane was gone.

  “I hadn’t seen him in fourteen years, not since I left England for the front in ’17. ‘So it was you that rolled out of that loop with two passengers and a twenty model Hisso smokepot?’ I said.

  “ ‘Who else saw me?’ he said. So he told me about it, standing there, looking over his shoulder every now and then. He was sick; a man stopped behind him to let a couple of ladies pass, and Jock whirled like he might have shot the man if he’d had a gun, and while we were in the café some one slammed a door at the back and I thought he would come out of his monkey suit. ‘It’s a little nervous trouble I’ve got,’ he told me. ‘I’m all right.’ I had tried to get him to come out home with me for dinner, but he wouldn’t. He said that he had to kind of jump himself and eat before he knew it, sort of. We had started down the street and we were passing the restaurant when he said: ‘I’m going to eat,’ and he turned and ducked in like a rabbit and sat down with his back to the wall and told Vernon to bring him the quickest thing he had. He drank three glasses of water and then Vernon brought him a milk bottle full and he drank most of that before the dinner came up from the kitchen. When he took off his helmet, I saw that his hair was pretty near white, and he is younger than I am. Or he was, up there when we were in Canada training. Then he told me what the name of his nervous trouble was. It was named Ginsfarb. The little one; the one that jumped off the ladder.”

  “What was the trouble?” we asked. “What were they afraid of?”

  “They were afraid of inspectors,” Warren said. “They had no licenses at all.”

  “There was one on the airplane.”

  “Yes. But it did not belong to that airplane. That one had been grounded by an inspector when Ginsfarb bought it. The license was for another airplane that had been wrecked, and some one had helped Ginsfarb compound another felony by selling the license to him. Jock had lost his license about two years ago when he crashed a big plane full of Fourth-of-July holidayers. Two of the engines quit, and he had to land. The airplane smashed up some and broke a gas line, but even then they would have been all right if a passenger hadn’t got scared (it was about dusk) and struck a match. Jock was not so much to blame, but the passengers all burned to death, and the government is strict. So he couldn’t get a license, and he couldn’t make Ginsfarb even pay to take out a parachute rigger’s license. So they had no license at all; if they were ever caught, they’d all go to the penitentiary.”

  “No wonder his hair was white,” some one said.

  “That wasn’t what turned it white,” Warren said. “I’ll tell you about that. So they’d go to little towns like this one, fast, find out if there was anybody that might catch them, and if there wasn’t, they’d put on the show and then clear out and go to another town, staying away from the cities. They’d come in and get handbills printed while Jock and the other one would try to get underwritten by some local organization. They wouldn’t let Ginsfarb do this part, because he’d stick out for his price too long and they’d be afraid to risk it. So the other two would do this, get what they could, and if they could not get what Ginsfarb told them to, they’d take what they could and then try to keep Ginsfarb fooled until it was too late. Well, this time Ginsfarb kicked up. I guess they had done it too much on him.

  “So I met Jock on the street. He looked bad; I offered him a drink, but he said he couldn’t even smoke any more. All he could do was drink water; he said he usually drank about a gallon during the night, getting up for it.

  “ ‘You look like you might have to jump yourself to sleep, too,’ I said.

  “ ‘No, I sleep fine. The trouble is, the nights aren’t long enough. I’d like to live at the North Pole from September to April, and at the South Pole from April to September. That would just suit me.’

  “ ‘You aren’t going to last long enough to get there,’ I said.

  “ ‘I guess so. It’s a good engine. I see to that.’

  “ ‘I mean, you’ll be in jail.’

  “Then he said: ‘Do you think so? Do you guess I could?’

  “We went on to the café. He told me about the racket, and showed me one of those Demon Duncan handbills. ‘Demon Dunca
n?’ I said.

  “ ‘Why not? Who would pay to see a man named Ginsfarb jump from a ship?’

  “ ‘I’d pay to see that before I’d pay to see a man named Duncan do it,’ I said.

  “He hadn’t thought of that. Then he began to drink water, and he told me that Ginsfarb had wanted a hundred dollars for the stunt, but that he and the other fellow only got sixty.

  “ ‘What are you going to do about it?’ I said.

  “ ‘Try to keep him fooled and get this thing over and get to hell away from here,’ he said.

  “ ‘Which one is Ginsfarb?’ I said. ‘The little one that looks like a shark?’

  “Then he began to drink water. He emptied my glass too at one shot and tapped it on the table. Vernon brought him another glass. ‘You must be thirsty,’ Vernon said.

  “ ‘Have you got a pitcher of it?’ Jock said.

  “ ‘I could fill you a milk bottle.’

  “ ‘Let’s have it,’ Jock said, ‘And give me another glass while I’m waiting.’ Then he told me about Ginsfarb, why his hair had turned gray.

  “ ‘How long have you been doing this?’ I said.

  “ ‘Ever since the 26th of August.’

  “ ‘This is just January,’ I said.

  “ ‘What about it?’

  “ ‘The 26th of August is not six months past.’ ”

  He looked at me. Vernon brought the bottle of water. Jock poured a glass and drank it. He began to shake, sitting there, shaking and sweating, trying to fill the glass again. Then he told me about it, talking fast, filling the glass and drinking.

  “Jake (the other one’s name is Jake something; the good-looking one) drives the car, the rented car. Ginsfarb swaps onto the car from the ladder. Jock said he would have to fly the ship into position over a Ford or a Chevrolet running on three cylinders, trying to keep Ginsfarb from jumping from twenty or thirty feet away in order to save gasoline in the ship and in the rented car. Ginsfarb goes out on the bottom wing with his ladder, fastens the ladder onto a strut, hooks himself into the other end of the ladder, and drops off; everybody on the ground thinks that he has done what they all came to see: fallen off and killed himself. That’s what he calls his death-drop. Then he swaps from the ladder onto the top of the car, and the ship comes back and he catches the ladder and is dragged off again. That’s his death-drag.

  “Well, up till the day when Jock’s hair began to turn white, Ginsfarb, as a matter of economy, would do it all at once; he would get into position above the car and drop off on his ladder and then make contact with the car, and sometimes Jock said the ship would not be in the air three minutes. Well, on this day the rented car was a bum or something; anyway, Jock had to circle the field four or five times while the car was getting into position, and Ginsfarb, seeing his money being blown out the exhaust pipes, finally refused to wait for Jock’s signal and dropped off anyway. It was all right, only the distance between the ship and the car was not as long as the rope ladder. So Ginsfarb hit on the car, and Jock had just enough soup to zoom and drag Ginsfarb, still on the ladder, over a high-power electric line, and he held the ship in that climb for twenty minutes while Ginsfarb climbed back up the ladder with his leg broken. He held the ship in a climb with his knees, with the throttle wide open and the engine revving about eleven hundred, while he reached back and opened that cupboard behind the cockpit and dragged out a suitcase and propped the stick so he could get out on the wing and drag Ginsfarb back into the ship. He got Ginsfarb in the ship and on the ground again and Ginsfarb says: ‘How far did we go?’ and Jock told him they had flown with full throttle for thirty minutes and Ginsfarb says: ‘Will you ruin me yet?’ ”

  III

  THE REST of this is composite. It is what we (groundlings, dwellers in and backbone of a small town interchangeable with and duplicate of ten thousand little dead clottings of human life about the land) saw, refined and clarified by the expert, the man who had himself seen his own lonely and scudding shadow upon the face of the puny and remote earth.

  The three strangers arrived at the field, in the rented car. When they got out of the car, they were arguing in tense, dead voices, the pilot and the handsome man against the man who limped. Captain Warren said they were arguing about the money.

  “I want to see it,” Ginsfarb said. They stood close; the handsome man took something from his pocket.

  “There. There it is. See?” he said.

  “Let me count it myself,” Ginsfarb said.

  “Come on, come on,” the pilot hissed, in his dead, tense voice. “We tell you we got the money! Do you want an inspector to walk in and take the money and the ship too and put us in jail? Look at all these people waiting.”

  “You fooled me before,” Ginsfarb said.

  “All right,” the pilot said. “Give it to him. Give him his ship too. And he can pay for the car when he gets back to town. We can get a ride in; there’s a train out of here in fifteen minutes.”

  “You fooled me once before,” Ginsfarb said.

  “But we’re not fooling you now. Come on. Look at all these people.”

  They moved toward the airplane, Ginsfarb limping terrifically, his back stubborn, his face tragic, outraged, cold. There was a good crowd: country people in overalls; the men a general dark clump against which the bright dresses of the women, the young girls, showed. The small boys and several men were already surrounding the airplane. We watched the limping man begin to take objects from the body of it: a parachute, a rope ladder. The handsome man went to the propeller. The pilot got into the back seat.

  “Off!” he said, sudden and sharp. “Stand back, folks. We’re going to wring the old bird’s neck.”

  They tried three times to crank the engine.

  “I got a mule, Mister,” a countryman said. “How much’ll you pay for a tow?”

  The three strangers did not laugh. The limping man was busy attaching the rope ladder to one wing.

  “You can’t tell me,” a countrywoman said. “Even he ain’t that big a fool.”

  The engine started then. It seemed to lift bodily from the ground a small boy who stood behind it and blow him aside like a leaf. We watched it turn and trundle down the field.

  “You can’t tell me that thing’s flying,” the countrywoman said. “I reckon the Lord give me eyes. I can see it ain’t flying. You folks have been fooled.”

  “Wait,” another voice said. “He’s got to turn into the wind.”

  “Ain’t there as much wind right there or right here as there is down yonder?” the woman said. But it did fly. It turned back toward us; the noise became deafening. When it came broadside on to us, it did not seem to be going fast, yet we could see daylight beneath the wheels and the earth. But it was not going fast; it appeared rather to hang gently just above the earth until we saw that, beyond and beneath it, trees and earth in panorama were fleeing backward at dizzy speed, and then it tilted and shot skyward with a noise like a circular saw going into a white oak log. “There ain’t nobody in it!” the countrywoman said. “You can’t tell me!”

  The third man, the handsome one in the cap, had got into the rented car. We all knew it: a battered thing which the owner would rent to any one who would make a deposit of ten dollars. He drove to the end of the field, faced down the runway, and stopped. We looked back at the airplane. It was high, coming back toward us; some one cried suddenly, his voice puny and thin: “There! Out on the wing! See?”

  “It ain’t!” the countrywoman said. “I don’t believe it!”

  “You saw them get in it,” some one said.

  “I don’t believe it!” the woman said.

  Then we sighed; we said, “Aaahhhhhhh”; beneath the wing of the airplane there was a falling dot. We knew it was a man. Some way we knew that that lonely, puny, falling shape was that of a living man like ourselves. It fell. It seemed to fall for years, yet when it checked suddenly up without visible rope or cord, it was less far from the airplane than was the end of the delicate pen-slash
of the profiled wing.

  “It ain’t a man!” the woman shrieked.

  “You know better,” the man said. “You saw him get in it.”

  “I don’t care!” the woman cried. “It ain’t a man! You take me right home this minute!”

  The rest is hard to tell. Not because we saw so little; we saw everything that happened, but because we had so little in experience to postulate it with. We saw that battered rented car moving down the field, going faster, jouncing in the broken January mud, then the sound of the airplane blotted it, reduced it to immobility; we saw the dangling ladder and the shark-faced man swinging on it beneath the death-colored airplane. The end of the ladder raked right across the top of the car, from end to end, with the limping man on the ladder and the capped head of the handsome man leaning out of the car. And the end of the field was coming nearer, and the airplane was travelling faster than the car, passing it. And nothing happened. “Listen!” some one cried. “They are talking to one another!”

  Captain Warren told us what they were talking about, the two Jews yelling back and forth at one another: the shark faced man on the dangling ladder that looked like a cobweb, the other one in the car; the fence, the end of the field, coming closer.

  “Come on!” the man in the car shouted.

  “What did they pay?”

  “Jump!”

  “If they didn’t pay that hundred, I won’t do it.”

  Then the airplane zoomed, roaring, the dangling figure on the gossamer ladder swinging beneath it. It circled the field twice while the man got the car into position again. Again the car started down the field; again the airplane came down with its wild, circular-saw drone which died into a splutter as the ladder and the clinging man swung up to the car from behind; again we heard the two puny voices shrieking at one another with a quality at once ludicrous and horrible: the one coming out of the very air itself, shrieking about something sweated out of the earth and without value anywhere else:

  “How much did you say?”

  “Jump!”

  “What? How much did they pay?”