Me & Mr. Cigar

by Gibby Haynes

  Copyright © 2020 by Gibby Haynes

  All rights reserved.

  This is a work of f iction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used f ictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  Published in the United States by Soho Teen

  an imprint of Soho Press, Inc.

  227 W 17th Street

  New York, NY 10011

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Haynes, Gibby, author.

  Me and Mr. Cigar / Gibby Haynes.

  ISBN 978-1-61695-812-1

  eISBN 978-1-61695-813-8

  1. Supernatural—Fiction. 2. Dogs—Fiction. 3. Brothers and

  sisters—Fiction. 4. Adventure and adventurers—Fiction.

  5. Hostages—Fiction.

  LCC PZ7.1.H3968 Me 2020 | DDC [Fic]—dc23

  Interior art by Gibby Haynes

  Interior design by Janine Agro, Soho Press, Inc.

  Printed in the United States of America

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  For Missy and Satchel

  A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR

  As a young child I would lay in bed side by side with my father while he read to me until I fell asleep. Sometimes I was unaware of his departure, while other times I lay half-asleep with the imagery of what I had just heard dancing in my head. The first book he read to me was a picture book called Pecos Bill. He read it so many times I memorized it word for word. The second book was Charlotte’s Web, a savage tale of triumph, desolation and renewal. It was this book that kept a voice in me for all these years saying . . . ya know . . . someday I’m going to write me a book of my own.

  I grew up in Dallas, Texas, in the ’60s. Part of a classic American family in an idyllic suburban neighborhood. Totally wingin’ it in a decade of A-bombs, assassinations and intense social change. I would hope that a young person reading this book would acknowledge the craziness of their own world—to flee from it as well as to embrace it. And above all . . . to reach for the stars.

  I have a theory that when a person is born they are given three dogs. The first one shows that you have to live and die. The second one teaches you how to cope with it. And the third one comforts you. It’s a three-dog life and Mr. Cigar is definitely number one.

  I tried to tell a story that I might have liked to read when I was a thirteen-year-old. Something slightly dangerous, slightly funny, at that particular age of newfound emotions. Loss and loneliness at the dawn of grown-up love. Oscar has suffered loss and sometimes finds himself both alone in a room and alone in a crowd. It’s a wacky world out there. Oscar is in love with it all.

  —Gibby Haynes

  THE NEXT BEST THING TO GETTING EVEN IS REGRETTING IT

  By all accounts, twelve-year-old G. Oscar Lester III was a lucky boy. He lived on top of a hill in the biggest house in town with his father, G. Oscar Lester II, and his mother, Dolores Aims-Lester. The Aims before the Lester was important because, as his mother said, “The Aimses were better than the Lesters and ought to come first.” In addition to his mother and father, there were two servants, one butler, a gardener, two cooks and his sister, Rachel Dunbar Lester. Nobody but Mother knew where the “Dunbar” came from, but we all assumed it too was better than Lester.

  Rachel tattled on Oscar, was mean to his dog, Mr. Cigar, and even stole Oscar’s allowance once and blamed it on the gardener. The gardener was fired, then rehired two days later, when Rachel tearfully admitted the crime at the family dinner table after showing up with a doll worth twice the value of her allowance.

  Besides all that, the family was fairly normal for a family that lived on a hill in the biggest house in town with two servants, one butler, a gardener, two cooks and a dog named Mr. Cigar.

  From all appearances, life was good for Oscar, and especially today, because it was Saturday. He could wake up late because his mom was at the club, and Big Oscar was playing golf. Oscar had all afternoon to walk around City Lake with Mr. Cigar. Then they would run home through the woods and eat pork and beans and tuna-fish sandwiches, because that’s what the cooks made on Saturdays when Dolores Aims and Big Oscar were not at home.

  Oh, what a Saturday it was. There wasn’t a cloud in the bright blue sky. It was spring. The trees were just now green with blossoms of every kind and color all over.

  This would be a great hike. Oscar had a stick in case they found a snake, two hard-boiled eggs in case they got hungry and a compass in case they got lost. But really, they didn’t need a compass, because they could see the top of Oscar’s house from almost everywhere, except from the woods.

  City Lake Park was fun—full of frogs, fish, snakes, raccoons and even opossums, and a rare fox or two. The front side of the lake had picnic tables and cooking pits for all the families who liked that sort of thing. There was a huge field of bumps and trails where all the kids Oscar didn’t know would gather and ride their bikes. But the back side of the lake was Oscar’s favorite. It was the side of the lake where the wild things were less afraid. It was easier to catch crawdads on the back side. And if you turned over ten rocks, you would either find a snake, a scorpion, or both. Raccoon tracks were everywhere, and one time Sheriff Podus shot a three-foot-long alligator there. Nobody would swim in the lake after that, until they realized the alligator had been stolen from the city zoo by high school kids as a prank.

  Beyond the back side of the park, the lake turned into Mountain Creek, which was well named because it wound up running into the No-Name Mountains (that’s the name). Sometimes a hungry panther would wander down Mountain Creek to steal a chicken from Gebhart’s Chicken Farm.

  Oscar’s hike today would take them a half mile up Mountain Creek, through a field where wildflowers would rise up every spring and paint an area the size of two football fields with an astonishing array of colors. Alongside the creek, halfway through the field, the ground started getting wet and wildflowers gave way to saw grass announcing the beginning of an impassable plot of land called Opossum Swamp. Only a fool would walk through this swamp. So, to get to “the woods,” one would have to walk around this muddy wasteland. It was at this point where the top of Oscar’s house would disappear. The possibility of getting lost was greater because the oaks that lived in the woods had enormous, high-reaching limbs that seemed to be woven together from tree to tree. And at this time of the year, the vines and branches were so thick with leaves, it seemed like the entire forest had just swallowed up the sky.

  Beyond the wildflowers and swamp, it was a half mile through the neck of the woods, across a one-lane bridge, then a quarter mile to the school bus stop and up the hill to Oscar’s house, where pork and beans and tuna-fish sandwiches would be waiting. Oscar always walked briskly or even jogged through the woods because this was an uncertain place where navigation was difficult and attainable only through experience. The oak trees in this forest seemed to have arranged themselves in patterns indecipherable to Oscar. As he walked along, it would suddenly seem like he’d ended up in the same place from where he’d started.

  Sometimes there were teenagers in the woods who would come across the bridge from the bus stop. Oscar had seen them before, cursing loudly, smoking grapevine and looking at Playboy magazines. They seemed threatening, so he gave them a wide berth, avoiding them at all costs.

  It was also in these woods five years ago that Oscar had gotten lost. It was the first time Oscar took the school bus home. When he got off the bus, instead of going up the road and taking a left, he mistakenly went down the road and took a left. He crossed over
the narrow bridge and quickly became disoriented among the oaks. Oscar wasn’t worried at first, but as time went on he had started to become concerned. Everywhere looked the same, and he had no bearings. Then, just as hope seemed to be a thing of the past, Oscar came to a small clearing, and in the middle of the opening was a small black-and-white terrier sitting on its haunches, crying intensely. Suddenly, the dog sprang to its feet and ran to Oscar, acting like they were long-lost friends, wagging its tail, licking Oscar’s face and yelping sounds of welcome.

  Oscar instantly fell in love with this dog and he even forgot for a moment just how lost he, now they, were. The sun was starting to wane. It would soon become midautumn cold and Oscar had no idea where to go. He knew he had to keep moving and figured he had been going in a straight line, so it would be better to turn back and try to retrace his steps to reach the bridge. The black-and-white dog hung on Oscar’s every move. But, as Oscar was about to leave the clearing where he found the dog, the dog stopped abruptly, barked, then slowly started walking in the opposite direction. Since Oscar did not want to lose his companion, he turned and followed the dog. As Oscar began catching up with the dog, the dog started to pick up speed until Oscar was jogging briskly behind his new friend. Then, in what seemed like only a few minutes, right there, only twenty feet in front of the pair was the one-lane bridge—the bridge that would lead them to the bus stop and their way home.

  As they crossed over the creaky old expanse of wood and rusting iron, the weary pair cleared the canopy of the forest, and Oscar could see the top of his house outlined in the orange disk of a full autumn moon. They ran past the bus stop, right down the middle of the road, then through the gate and up the hill to the family house. Oscar, more than relieved to be home, walked through the entry and into the dining room, where he had arrived just in time to see the coffee served after dessert. He breathlessly told of getting lost in the woods and being rescued by a black-and-white terrier. His father listened to his story and told him that the family had been worried about Little Oscar, and that he was foolish for getting lost. He then ordered Oscar, “Go to your room. Jenny”—the cook—“will bring your dinner to you there.” Oscar turned toward his room, then paused and replied, “Okay, but Daddy, the dog that showed me the way out is on the front porch.” He paused again. “Can I keep him?” Big Oscar ended the situation by proclaiming, “Absolutely not! Now go to your room. We are leaving early tomorrow for Uncle Vincent’s annual lobster brunch.” Without really acknowledging his father, Oscar formed the words, “Yes, sir.” He then turned and hurried to his bedroom and closed the door, then opened his window and called, “Here, boy,” in the direction of the front porch. Within seconds, the terrier was in Oscar’s room and under his sheets, curled up in a ball for a good night’s sleep.

  Oscar waited until the next day to ask again if he could keep the dog. His dad said no and kept saying no every day for six more days, until he realized the dog had been staying in the house for a week without him noticing. Big Oscar finally gave in, said the dog could stay and asked what his name was. Without hesitating, Oscar replied, “Mr. Cigar.”

  It had been five years since Oscar met Mr. Cigar, and they’ve hiked around City Lake many times since. Mr. Cigar had not changed a bit, and Oscar sometimes thought Mr. Cigar could read his mind. Today, as Oscar and Mr. Cigar walked down the hill to City Lake, Oscar remarked to himself that this not only had been a beautiful spring, it was also an important spring. Important because it was the last spring for Oscar before he became a teenager. He wasn’t sure if he was ready to be a teenager; he found the older kids threatening at times and he just sort of liked life the way it was. More important, this was his last spring on City Lake because in the fall he would be shipped off to Connelly Boarding School, over five hundred miles away. Oscar was okay with the school because it was a good one and he was an excellent student in any math or science class. Plus, Big Oscar paid for a gymnasium for the school a few years before, so it was okay for Mr. Cigar to live with Oscar in the dormitory.

  Oscar’s sister, Rachel, was now seventeen. This was an important spring for her as well. She was just finishing her last year at St. Barbara’s, the local private school. In the fall she too would leave home. An excellent student and a better-than-average-artist, she would settle for nothing less than Ivy League, and was headed for Brown University. In the past she had preferred the friendship of her private-school friends over the local kids. In the last year of school, however, she had fallen in with some of the troublemakers, like the scary kids in the woods Oscar had seen before. Rachel had a boyfriend, Larry Teeter, who Oscar couldn’t stand because he would pretend to kick Mr. Cigar, and he said mean things and sometimes smelled like alcohol and cigarettes.

  At the bottom of the hill on this important spring day, Oscar and Mr. Cigar turned into City Lake Park, passed the picnic tables and cooking pits and arrived at the field of bumps where the kids rode their bikes. Oscar only recently found out that Rachel and Larry sometimes went there and that everyone called this place Devil’s Ditches.

  On the way to the back side of City Lake, Oscar and Mr. Cigar spent the afternoon lifting up rocks, lying in the sun and skipping stones in a particularly calm part of the lake, where the flat pieces of limestone seemed to float on the water’s surface forever. Mr. Cigar chased a rabbit that disappeared into a hole, and Oscar found a small garter snake that he held for a few moments before returning the reptile to its rocky lair. As the shadows started getting long, the pair continued up Mountain Creek and across the field of wildflowers, around Opossum Swamp approaching the last leg of their journey—the entrance to the woods where the giant oaks live and the forest swallows up the sky. Mr. Cigar barked and slowly picked up speed as they began their swift passage through the neck of the woods, over the bridge to the bottom of the road, where they would find themselves only moments away from home, pork and beans and tuna-fish sandwiches.

  The forest was extra dark today as the sun dipped behind some clouds. But Oscar and Mr. Cigar had made this trip many times before, so navigation was not an issue. Soon, they came to the bridge and gingerly stepped onto its creaking mass of wood. As was his custom, Oscar stopped halfway across to stare at the shallow creek that flowed maybe ten feet below. It was at this point that Oscar realized that they were not alone. Coming from the other end of the bridge, between them and their tuna-fish sandwiches, was Larry Teeter, Rachel’s icky boyfriend. He was with three of his cronies that Oscar vaguely recognized, and they were approaching quickly. Oscar considered his options, but there was really nothing the pair could do but hold their ground and hope for the best. The four of them, faster and stronger than any twelve-year-old, were all wearing big, unfriendly smiles. Oscar knew that nothing happy was going to take place on the bridge that day.

  In an instant, the four teens had them trapped against the short railing of the bridge. Lurching forward into Oscar’s face, Larry Teeter, like a giant menacing baby, said, “Oh, look, it’s Rachel’s little brother.” Larry then began laughing in a distinctly unfunny way. Oscar froze with terror, reeling from Larry’s gross breath. Larry Teeter’s face was so close to him that Oscar could smell cigarettes and onions and even see dried mustard in the creases of the corners of his lips. Larry grabbed Oscar and lifted him up like he was going to throw him over the bridge. Mr. Cigar growled and lunged with teeth bared. Larry dropped Oscar, turned his leg and kicked Mr. Cigar as hard as he possibly could. He struck Mr. Cigar square across the head and chest, sending Mr. Cigar sideways and spinning over the railing of the narrow bridge, landing wickedly on the embankment by the creek some ten feet below.

  Oscar charged Larry with a wild man’s scream, and Larry, who was laughing harder now, calmly delivered an uppercut, hitting Oscar right in the solar plexus. In agony, Oscar dropped to the splintery planks of the creaky bridge, violently convulsing and gasping for air. Larry and the others, laughing still louder now, slowly turned and walked back in the direction fro
m which they came. They were heading maybe to the bus stop, maybe to Devil’s Ditches, or maybe wherever they wanted to go.

  Still unable to breathe, Oscar genuinely thought he was a goner. Somehow, at the edge of pure panic, he managed to exhale, giving his hungry lungs room for a blast of much-needed oxygen. Oscar was relieved for a moment, then he instantly sprang to his feet, ran to the other side of the bridge and saw Mr. Cigar lying on his side motionless just a few feet from the watery edge of Mountain Creek. Adrenaline pumping, Oscar bolted down the embankment screaming at the top of his lungs, “Mr. Cigar! Mr. Cigar!” Practically falling to Mr. Cigar at the edge of the creek, unable to think and all but paralyzed, he stared wide-eyed for a moment in disbelief. Then, softly kneeling to comfort his injured best friend, he began lightly petting him, listening for a breath. Oscar was desperately hoping for a twitch of a paw, the wag of a tail, any sign of life, anything . . . Nothing. Oscar, now thinking with a bit of reason, lifted Mr. Cigar into his arms, scrambled up to the road, then ran toward home as fast as he could.

  Hoping against hope, Oscar thought if he could get Mr. Cigar to a hospital soon enough, the dog could be saved. Running and running, he finally reached the gate at the bottom of his driveway and sprinted up the lawn, over the bushes, then breathlessly climbed to the porch. Chest heaving and sweating profusely, he looked up. Suddenly, the front door sprung wide open, revealing his father holding a flashlight, followed by his mother, martini and cigarette in hand. They were definitely in a hurry, both with looks of concern. Oscar’s father stood erect, looking surprised. His mother dropped her cigarette and semi-hysterically ran toward Oscar, exclaiming, “Oh my God, Oscar, are you okay? . . . Lawrence told us all about the accident. He’s really worried about you. Three of his friends are searching the woods. We were all just leaving to go down there and find you. Is Mr. Cigar all right?”