Oh, Bite Me: Paranormal Dating Agency

by Chris Genovese

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  When Thane dropped to his knees, it caught Penny by surprise. She’d wanted to kiss him at least. His mouth was always so warm. She loved the way her clit tingled each time his tongue entered her mouth. The only thing better would be if he…

  Oh…oh…oh now that…

  His tongue slid between her folds softly, carefully, gliding over her with its slickness, and her legs shuddered under his breath. His left hand reached around to grab her ass and his right pulled her pussy open with his thumb and he…

  Oh shit. Ohhhh fuck.

  He wasn’t aggressive. He was tender, tapping at her clit with his tongue, playing with her, and each time his tongue dashed out to flick at her, her legs jerked. He did it again and her legs went weak. She fell backward, and thankfully, his bed was there to catch her. She bounced once on the mattress before Thane had her pinned down, his left hand at her pelvic bone, pushing down, applying pressure as his tongue continued to dash against her clit.

  Just when she thought she couldn’t take any more, he dipped down and licked her again, wide, all the way up through her pussy lips, spreading her folds and encircling her clit.

  “Holy fuck,” she said out loud.

  Holy fuck. Did I say that out loud? Okay…keep it down. Keep it quiet. Keep it…

  “Ohhh….oh fuck!” she yelled.

  His hand pushed down against the bone right above her clit while his tongue plowed into her, licking at her, lapping up her juices. She lifted her head, searching for his cock, her fists pounding against the mattress as she frantically tried to figure out a way she could repay him for all the pleasure he was giving, but he gave her no way to do it.

  “This is about you,” he told her. “Don’t worry about me. I want you to come for me.”

  “Oh shit,” she whispered. “Right there…right there…right…right…oh shit!”

  She wasn’t usually so loud during sex, but his mouth was fucking amazing. She lifted her ass, trying to fuck his face, but he pushed back down against her pelvic bone while he tongued her pussy so good she thought she might pass out. Then he did something she’d never experienced in all her life.

  With his mouth still on her, he reached both of his hands to her waist and pulled, hoisting her up. Her legs wrapped around his face and she kept fucking his mouth as she bucked her hips, trying to force his tongue deeper into her. With more strength than any normal man would have, he lifted Penny high up into the air. There she sat, her legs over his shoulders, her pussy in his mouth, and her hands reaching for one of the wooden beams at the roof of the cabin. She found one, and she hung on for dear life, shoving her pussy into his mouth.

  “You’re incredible,” she said softly. “You’re so good to me. Oh my God. You’re so good.”

  Thane went crazy. She had a firm grip on the beam, so she wasn’t going anywhere, and it seemed as soon as he realized that, Thane went wild. He shook his head from left to right, his tongue out, wiggling over her clit and into her pussy and all around, tearing into her, torturing her with his ferocity. She was going to come.

  I’m going to come. I’m going to come, Thane.

  “Thane!” she said loudly, suddenly outside her own head. “Thane, I’m going to come.”

  “Good, baby,” he said. “Come. Come for me, my queen.”

  Her howls nearly rocked the cabin walls. She was a bit shy at first, but once her insides lit up on fire and she felt the insane pleasure rocket through her body, she no longer gave a shit if anyone heard. She was coming, and everyone needed to know that!

  “I’m coming,” she whispered. “Oh…I’m coming.”

  Thane didn’t stop. He picked up the pace and fucked her with his mouth, carrying her through her orgasm. When she finally stopped twitching, he put her down onto the bed again.

  ***

  Her taste was so sweet, and her body was so beautiful. Thane felt pre-cum dribbling down his cock as he held her on his shoulders and licked her pussy. She was so fucking delicious. When she came, he knew it was time. He wanted her to come at least once from his mouth, so he could finish the job with his cock. Once she relaxed and stopped spasming, he opened her legs and climbed onto the bed between them.

  “I need to feel you,” he said. “I need to be inside you right now.”

  “Yes, please,” she begged. “I want to feel you inside me.”

  He spread her pussy lips with his hand and touched her juices, spreading her wetness over the length of his cock, hoping it would get him wet enough to enter her. He was blessed with thickness and hoped he wouldn’t hurt her when he entered. She didn’t seem to care.

  With the head of his cock touching her lips, he hesitated. She was the one, he knew that, but what if he hurt her on the first night? What if she wasn’t prepared to handle him. These were the thoughts running through his head when he felt the heels of her feet dig into his ass and pull forward with all their might. His cock entered her much more roughly than he’d planned, and she cried out, her face twisted in pain.

  “Oww,” she said. “Oh God.”

  “I’m sorry,” he said. “I can stop.”

  “Don’t you dare stop,” she said. “Push in, please. I need you. I need to feel you.”

  He pushed a little more and felt her fluids start to lubricate him. Then he worked it, slowly rotating his hips, entering her little by little, her juices soaking his cock. He entered her only a few inches, and then he stopped. She gained control of her breathing and he eased in a few more inches. When he felt her relax, he went in all the way, until he couldn’t press any harder.

  Her fingers reached around to his back, nails raking his skin, digging in, making him feel some of the pain she was dealing with. He pulled his cock out slowly and then re-entered her. Again, and again, until they fell into a rhythm, and then it was straight fucking. The desire was too strong for lovemaking. Yes, he loved her, and he was sure she’d already begun to feel that way about him, but this was some hardcore fucking. He slammed his cock into her, driving in as deep as he could go, and she spread her legs open wider.

  “Feels so good,” he said. “Your pussy feels so good.”

  “Don’t stop,” she begged. “Keep going. I want to come again. I can come again. I feel it.”

  He drove into her hard, grabbing her shoulders and gripping them tight, pulling down on them as he rammed his cock into her. Then he eased up and gripped them again, stretching her pussy wider and wider around his cock. This was his pussy and she needed to know that.

  “This is my pussy now,” he told her. “Do you understand that?”

  “Yes,” she said. “It’s your pussy now.”

  “This is my pussy whenever I want it,” he said.

  “Whenever you want it.”

  “It’s mine,” he said, and he knew he would come soon.

  Her pussy squeezed around his cock and dragged it out of him. He wouldn’t last much longer. As he picked up the pace and fucked her faster, he used his left hand to tap at her clit, teasing it as he fucked her. Finally, her head swished left and then right. Her hands grabbed at him, scratched at him, and her voice seemed to be caught somewhere between a laugh and a cry. She was coming again.

  Thane was right there too. Her pussy became wetter and he kept pushing, fucking, and bouncing his balls off her. He grunted and yelled through it, dragging her cum out of her and bringing his on in full force. He was right there. So fucking close.

  Yes, fuck yes. This is how it should always be. Fuck…

  Thane wanted so badly to come inside her. He wanted her to feel him when he let loose, but he knew it wasn’t time for that yet. He would be all for it, but he needed to make sure she knew what that could mean. Spilling his seed inside her shouldn’t happen until she made it clear that she truly understood what her role in his life was. She needed to be committed.

  But that orgasm was coming, and he was seconds away from saying “fuck it” and coming inside her anyway. But he couldn’t. He was barely a second away when he yanked
his cock out, put his hand around its base, and pulled back, jerking his cock over her belly. His cum shot at her belly button and kept spurting all over her stomach. She gasped at first, surprised, but then lay her head back and relaxed until he was finished.

  “Damn, you really had to let loose,” she said.

  “You have no idea,” he said. “I’ve thought of nothing but you since the yacht. I want to come inside you so bad.”

  “Why didn’t you?” she asked. “Stupid question. I can’t believe I asked that. Of course, I know why you didn’t. I can’t believe I would have let you.”

  “Yeah,” he said. “When that happens, we need to be sure we’re ready for it.”

  She understood. Thane found an old t-shirt and wiped her stomach off for her. Then he helped her put her dress back on and walked her down to the water. He waited on the shore while she went in and washed herself off. She looked back at him as she rubbed sand over her stomach, and she smiled. He returned it and he knew this was one of those moments he’d remember forever.

  Chapter 8

  Thane had left her early in the morning, long before she had any intention of becoming fully awake and rising to her feet. He had exhausted her last night, but he seemed to pop out of bed with so much energy. He didn’t say where he was going, but she knew he was headed for the water. She could have asked. She could have at least let him know she was awake. Lying in bed, with her face hidden partially in the blanket, she’d watched him stand at the side of the bed, completely naked and carefree. As he reached for the ceiling, stretching himself out, she admired his body. He was so toned, so smooth, so magnificent.

  Her eyelashes hid her squinted eyes as she pretended to be asleep, loving the view, and when he finally looked down at her and smiled, she felt like the most wanted woman in the world. As far as he knew, she was fast asleep, so the tenderness in his eyes was real. He wasn’t trying to impress her. He already had her and it was clear he was content with her lying in his bed. Then he turned and left so quickly she might have thought he’d disappeared if she hadn’t heard the squeak of the door on his way out.

  Last night, as they both lay in bed physically exhausted, they’d talked a little bit about how he spent his mornings. He was usually up before the dawn, swimming laps as he called it. Apparently, even sharks needed to stay in shape. She wished she had the energy to join him. It seemed so long ago since she’d been able to go for a jog down the beach. Back then, she hadn’t taken advantage of that gift. She hadn’t been too lazy, but she’d never been a real physical person. She would take the stairs instead of the elevator if it meant only climbing a few floors, and she’d never been concerned about parking too close to mall entrances, but she wasn’t out running laps around her apartment building every morning.

  Now, she knew that she would if given the chance. She would go to the park and run with a dog like so many other women her age. She didn’t even own a dog, but she would. She would go get one and take it jogging every day. She would swing on swings and ride bikes and do cannonballs into the pool and make love every chance she could…if she only had the energy. If she physically exerted herself too much, she would fall. She would faint. It happened to her a lot. She was lucky she didn’t pass out that day in the ocean when the shark attacked her.

  Dear God, I don’t know that I’ve ever spoken to you seriously. I don’t know if I’ve ever asked you for anything that wasn’t material. I probably asked for my apartment and for my car and for a lot of other stupid shit. Shit, can I say shit? I’m sorry if that’s bad. Anyway, I’m wasting your time. I want to say thank you for giving me the life I’ve had so far, and if you can think of any way to…you know…make me healthy again…I’d love to give life a try one more time. I promise I’ll do it right.

  There, so comfortable under the blanket, Penny prayed she’d live long enough to feel more of Thane’s love. She wondered if she should tell him about her condition. It seemed only fair, but at the same time, she was afraid he might reject her or send her back to the hospital. Or he would think she was only interested in him because of the rumors about shifters and their healing abilities. She didn’t believe in that, really. It was stupid. If shifters could heal people, then doctors would be harvesting their blood in giant labs. No shifter on earth would be safe. Yet, he’d healed her leg. When she’d asked him about that, he simply shrugged and said his saliva was good for all sorts of things, but usually only flesh wounds.

  “We can ease the pain and can usually fix the injury,” he’d said, “but scars always remain. They remind us we’re not invincible.”

  As if I need a reminder that I’m not invincible.

  A gentle humming from outside caught Penny’s attention. It was a song she was familiar with, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, but it was that more upbeat, Hawaiian sounding version. It was a woman’s voice, so peaceful and soothing. Wrapped in a sheet, she slid out of bed and made her way to the cabin window. There, sitting on the front steps of her cabin…

  Wait, am I considering this my cabin now? Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

  …was Kalina, in all her blonde beauty, clutching a big red beach bag. She wore sunglasses and her head rested against a wooden railing. Her back was to Penny, but even from behind the woman was gorgeous.

  Are we going to have this conversation this early? I’m so not ready for this.

  She still had no guarantee that Thane and the woman had been together, but her womanly instincts told her to tread carefully around this one. Penny opened the front door and as soon as she did Kalina sprung to her feet and turned around. The woman smiled, but then when she saw that Penny only wore a bedsheet, her lips went tight. She wasn’t happy, and Penny knew she should have only pulled the door open a crack instead of swinging it open all the way.

  “Hi,” Penny said. “Kalina, right?”

  “Yes,” she said. “I hope I didn’t wake you. We all get up so early here and I was kind of excited to stop by and chat.”

  She was so sweet it nearly made Penny wince. Kind of like she’d bitten into one of those chewy Sweet Tart candies. Her sweetness made the spot beneath Penny’s ears ache.

  “Do you want to come in?” Penny asked.

  Kalina looked like she was thinking about it. Her mouth turned downward in a bit of a frown and she shook her head. It was the look of sadness.

  “No,” she said. “Maybe we can talk out here?”

  “I don’t have any clothes,” Penny said. “That’s why I’m wearing a sheet.”

  Both women laughed.

  “Oh,” Kalina said. “I got you, girl. Here.”

  She held out the big red beach bag. Penny accepted it and held it open to peer inside. It was stuffed with clothes. Shirts, jeans, dresses, and even a pair of sandals.

  “Really?” Penny said. “For me?”

  “For you,” Kalina said. “All for you. I figure we’re about the same size and well, I’m sure Thane told you about us…”

  She let the word “us” hang for a bit, and at first Penny thought she was confirming that she and Thane had been in a relationship.

  “About our…way of life,” Kalina added, waiting for Penny to confirm that she was aware of their abilities.

  “Sharks,” Penny said, instantly relieved. “Yes!”

  “Tiger sharks,” Kalina reminded her. “So many sharks in the sea, you know? It’s kind of like calling all Americans New Yorkers or Marylandians, whatever you call people from Maryland.”

  “Tiger sharks,” Penny said.

  “Yeah, so…we uh…we go through a lot of clothes,” Kalina said. “I try my best to go in the water naked, so I don’t rip anything, but in a rush…shit happens.”

  Kalina had a way of pausing a lot as she spoke. Penny thought it seemed as if she was always carefully considering what she was about to say, either not to offend or not to sound stupid. Penny decided she liked her. She would need to be careful with her, but she liked her, and she needed a friend on the island.

  As they stood on
the porch talking, a man yelled somewhere out in the woods. A few seconds later, Hailey ran past the cabin, laughing hysterically.

  “What did you do now?” Kalina asked.

  “He is so pissed!” Hailey yelled.

  “Hailey!” Kalina yelled. “What did you do?”

  “Jagger was taking a shit,” she said as she stopped and bent over to catch her breath.

  “And?” Kalina asked.

  Hailey looked up at them both and smiled wide, her pearly white teeth on full display. She was so proud of whatever she’d accomplished.

  “And I snuck up behind him and dropped a bee hive on his head,” Hailey said.

  “That is fucking it!” Jagger yelled, his voice getting closer.

  “Gotta go!” Hailey yelled as she dashed off toward the water.

  “Where is she?” Jagger asked as he appeared in front of the cabin, his chest pocked with red dots.

  The bees had stung the shit out of him. Penny had never liked bees. They gave her the creeps and seeing him sent a shudder through her body. If this was how they joked on the island, she would have to be extra careful.

  Through tears of laughter, Kalina pointed toward the ocean. Penny looked that way and didn’t see Hailey at all. Jagger growled and sprinted after her. When he reached the spot where the ocean met the sand, he leapt into the air and dove into the water. He never returned to the surface.

  “Did he just…” Penny started.

  “…shift?” Kalina asked, finishing her question for her. “Yep. We can’t touch the ocean water at all without doing it.”

  “Wow,” Penny said.

  She hadn’t seen him turn into a shark but knowing that he had done it so quickly was astonishing.

  “I should get dressed,” Penny said. “I’ll be right out.”