Bundle of Trouble

by Diana Orgain

CHAPTER TWO•

  Delivery

  After checking into the hospital and spending several hours in “observation,” we were finally moved to our own labor and delivery room.

  “When can I get the epidural?” I asked the nurse escorting us.

  “I’ll call the anesthesiologist now,” she said, leaving the room.

  Jim plopped himself onto the recliner in the corner and picked up the remote control.

  “Hey, I’m having contractions here . . . they’re starting to get strong. Aren’t you supposed to be breathing with me?”

  “Right,” he nodded, flipping through the channels. “He he he, ha ha ha,” he said in an unconvincing rendition of Lamaze breathing.

  “Jim!”

  “Hmmm?”

  “I need your help now.”

  His eyebrows furrowed. “No TV?”

  “Get me the epi . . . oooh.”

  He pressed the mute button. I sighed and gave in to the contractions.

   

   

  Another hour passed before the anesthesiologist walked in. I was horrified to see that he looked all of about seventeen.

  “Sorry to make you wait,” he said. “There was an emergency C-section.”

  “I’m just glad you’re here now,” Jim said.

  The anesthesiologist laughed. “How are we doing?”

  “She’s doing great, really great,” Jim said.

  I would have told him to shut up, but that would have taken more energy than I had. Was this teeny bopper qualified to put a fifteen-inch needle in my spine? What exactly could go wrong with the epidural? I was about to chicken out when the nurse rushed in.

  “Oh, here you are,” she said to the anesthesiologist. “Let’s go, before she’s too far along.”

  Before I could back out, my torso and legs were blissfully numb.

  The nurse placed a metal contraption, resembling a suction cup, on my belly and studied a monitor. “Do you feel anything?”

  “Nope.”

  “Good, because that was a big contraction.”

  I smiled. “I didn’t feel a thing.”

  The anesthesiologist nodded as he left the room. The nurse advised us to get some rest. Jim returned to the recliner and put the volume back up on the TV. I glanced at the clock: 3 A.M. already. Where was my mother?

  My thoughts drifted back to George. What had his bags been doing on the pier? An image of a swollen corpse with a John Doe tag on its foot crept into my mind. I shook my head trying to dissociate the image from George and willed myself to think sweet, pink, baby thoughts.

  I scratched my thigh to double-check the effectiveness of the epidural.

  During my pregnancy, I had heard dozens of horror stories about infants with umbilical cords wrapped around their tiny necks, only to have the doctor push the infant’s head back into the birth canal and perform an emergency C-section. In most of the stories the poor mother had to go through the C-section without any anesthesia. At least I’d already had the epidural.

  At 7 A.M., the door to the room opened and my mother appeared, dressed in jeans and sneakers, with binoculars around her neck.

  “How you doing?” she asked cheerfully. Without waiting for a reply, she reached up and put two hands on Jim’s shoulders pulling him down to her five-foot-two level to kiss his cheeks. After which she handed him her purse and said, “I’m here now, Jim. You can sleep.”

  Jim smiled, clutched the purse, and happily retreated to his cot. Mom had adopted Jim long ago, even before we were married; it was a relationship Jim treasured since he had lost his own parents so many years earlier.

  Just seeing Mom relaxed me. She placed her freezing hands on my face and kissed my cheeks. “Are you running a fever?”

  “No. Your hands are cold. Where have you been? You look like a tourist,” I joked.

  “What do you mean?”

  I indicated the binoculars.

  “Well, I want pictures of my first grandchild!”

  From Jim’s corner came a snorted laugh, the kind that comes out through your nose when you’re trying to suppress it. I laughed freely.

  “What?” Mother demanded.

  “They’re binoculars,” Jim said.

  Mother glanced down at her chest.

  “Oh, dear! I meant to grab the camera.”

  Jim relaxed, lying back on the cot.

  Mom stroked my hair, then leaned over and kissed my forehead.

  “You’re frowning,” she said.

  “I’m worried about the baby. I’m worried about George.” I looked over at Jim. His eyes filled with tears.

  “George?” Mom turned to look at Jim. Jim covered his face with his hands.

  Mom clucked. “Let’s start with the baby. Why are you worried?”

  I shook my head and took a deep breath. “Don’t know. Nervous, maybe.”

  Mom patted my hand. “Well, that’s normal. Everything is going to be fine. When did your labor start?”

  “Around nine last night. Didn’t you get our messages? Jim must have called at least three times. Where were you?”

  Mom settled herself in the chair next to my bed. “I was at Sylvia’s. She had a dinner party. There was a lady there who wanted to take home some leftover crackers. Can you imagine? They had sat out all night on an hors d’oeuvres plate. And she wanted to take them home!”

  Mom knew me too well. She was making small talk, trying to distract me from thinking thoughts full of doom and gloom. It was working. I was actually laughing.

  I peered over at Jim. His eyes were closed, a grimace on his face. He wasn’t listening to Mom. He was stressed out. Mom followed my gaze.

  “Now, what’s happened with George?”

  Jim flinched. “Let’s not go there, Mom. We got a phone call, right, Kate? Just a call—”

  I clutched Mom’s hand. “Not just a call! It was a call from the medical examiner. They found a body in the bay and George’s bags on the pier.”

  Mom eyes turned into saucers and she gasped.

  “We don’t really know anything yet,” Jim said. “Let’s not get all melodramatic.”

  Mom and I exchanged looks. “Everything will be fine, you’ll see.” She gave my hand a squeeze, then released it and folded her hands into her lap.

  An awkward silence descended over us. Just then the nurse slipped into the room. “Don’t mind me,” she said. “I want to see how far along we are.”

  Jim watched the nurse, his brow creased in concern. I tried to remain calm, my attention returning to the beeping monitor reporting the baby’s heart rate.

  “Oh, goodness, the baby’s practically here,” the nurse announced.

  I sat up a little. Mom clapped her hands in childish delight and Jim crossed the room to stand next to me.

  “I’ll call your doctor,” the nurse said, turning to leave.

  Mom started to follow her. “I’ll be right back. I just need to feed my parking meter.”

  The nurse spun around and stared at Mom. “Don’t leave now. You may miss the birth.”

  “The baby’s coming that fast?” Mom asked.

  “I hope I can get the doctor here in time,” the nurse said, rushing out.

  “I hope I don’t get a ticket,” Mom said.

  I laughed. “Why didn’t you park in the hospital parking lot?”

  Mom shrugged. “There was a spot in front.” She hurried across the room to the window, straining to get a peek at her car.

  Jim tried to hide the smile that played on his lips. He leaned in close to me and whispered, “Here I am worried about you, the baby, and my brother the screw-up, while I could be worrying about really important stuff like getting a parking ticket.”

  I giggled. “Or who took home stale crackers from a party.”

  Our eyes locked. Jim’s face broke into a huge smile. “I love you, Kate.”

  Mom came away from the window. “No ticket yet, that I can see.”

  Dr. Greene, my ob-gyn, popped into the room, her b
rown hair held in place with two tortoiseshell clips. She walked straight to my side, looking confident in her blue scrubs. She smiled into my face. “How are you doing, Kate?”

  “Okay, I guess. I don’t feel a thing.”

  She smiled wider. “That’s the beauty of modern medicine. Just push when I tell you.”

  After about twelve minutes of pushing, Dr. Greene said the words I’ll never forget in all my life: “Kate, reach down and grab your baby.”

  What? She wanted me to pull the baby out?

  Startled by her words, I instinctively reached down.

  There she was. I grasped my baby girl and pulled her to my chest.

  I clutched her to me with a desperation I had never felt before, trying to press her right into my heart. Everyone else in the room seemed to fade into the background. My little angel, my little love.

  She was the most beautiful thing in the world. Her round, pretty face was punctuated with a button nose, and strawberry blond hair graced the top of her head. Dark blue eyes peered at me, examining me with the wisdom of an old soul.

  I realized Jim was crying. He reached down and enveloped the baby and me in his arms and I forgave him for muting the TV.

  Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mom pull a hankie from her purse and wipe a tear. “Don’t worry, darling, I’ve already memorized her face. No one’s switching her on us.”

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