Deliciously British

by Scarlett Avery

  “Make that two,” Xander quips.

  Delilah turns her head to the side and locks eyes with me. “It’s a Southern expression. It means that I’m surprised beyond words. You’ve already spoiled me so much, I can’t believe there’s more.”

  “Interesting colloquialism, but I much prefer my version.” I chuckle. “And to answer your question, there is more. I got you a little something and so did Xander.”

  “I can’t wait to—” Delilah stops in mid-sentence. She squints her eyes at me and scrunches her nose. The sight is precious. “I almost fell for it.”

  “What do you mean?” I ask with an angelic expression.

  “Something tells me that if you waited until I’m on my hands and knees to offer me this gift, it’s most likely not another piece of jewelry or something I can wear in public.”

  “Oh, bloomin ’eck, she’s on to us, mate,” Xander exclaims.

  “It appears that she is. It seems that it’s impossible to slide a fast one by you.” I smile. Pride floods through me at how sharp she is.

  “It might be two against one, but I can hold my own.” She smiles.

  “Evidently you can.” I wink at her. “So do you want to see our gifts or not?” I put an end to the banter.

  “Okay. I hope I’m not going to regret saying yes.”

  “Nonsense.” Slap.

  “Ouch.”

  I love the way Xander handled that.

  I walk towards the nightstand, pull open the drawer and take out a little red conical silicone toy.

  “What do you think of this?” I ask, lowering it to her eye level.

  “For the record, that bad-boy grin makes me want to say yes to anything you have in mind, but I have to ask, what the heck is that thing?”

  “You’ve never seen one of these before?” I wave the item I’m holding.

  “No, never. Is Xander going to insert it into my pussy?” She really hasn’t a clue.

  “No,” Xander says. “I’m not. That’s Ethan’s gift. Mine is different.”

  “Are you going to tell me what it is or do I have to guess?”

  “It’s no secret that I’m completely fascinated and obsessed with your big round ass,” I say. “I fully intend to claim it soon.” It’s not a promise, it’s a certainty.

  “Oh, God,” she whispers.

  “Don’t worry. We’ll take it slow. The other day you mentioned that none of your former boyfriends have explored your dark side.” She just stares at me blankly. I lift my eyebrows as encouragement, but now she’s just blinking furiously. “Xander, can you please show her what I mean by circling her hole?”

  “I’m right on it,” he shouts.

  Her breath hitches and her body freezes. I don’t have to see what Xander is doing to know what’s going on.

  I give her time to settle before asking for an encore. “Do it again, mate. I think she’s coming around.” He does. This time she just shakes her ass. “That’s what I mean by your dark side. So if I understand correctly, you’re still a virgin, love?”

  “I’m not. You’ve both been inside me enough times to know I’m no virgin,” she says proudly.

  “Maybe not for your pussy, sweetheart. That’s not what we’re talking about here. Our focus is strictly on your luscious ass,” Xander explains.

  “Technically you are, if no other man has ever claimed your ass before us.”

  “Oh,” she whispers.

  “So are you a virgin or not?” I repeat my question. It’s important for me to know how far we can push her. So far, we’ve assumed, but I want her to confirm it.

  My eyes bounce from Xander’s to hers awaiting her answer. After a few short seconds, she nods. “You’d be the first.” Those are the most potent words for any guy with a pulse and a cock.

  Xander and I grin at each other like fools. Although we were Adele’s first threesome, she’d been exploring her dark side well before we came along. She didn’t flinch or squirm the first time we fucked her ass. Even with our twelve-inch cocks, she was riding us like it was no big deal, demanding we pound into her harder and harder. We went at it back to back until the wee hours of the morning and she never complained. Not once. In fact, it’s been a very long time since I met a woman who hadn’t had any backdoor action. Women of our generation are very willing to go there—not that I’m complaining. I can never get enough of looking down as a woman’s ass swallows my hungry cock. That said, finding a woman who’s still untouched is like finding a rare treasure. Taking a virgin’s pussy for the first time is extraordinarily messy and contrary to the hype, there’s very little enjoyment for either parties involved. Navigating through the tight walls of a woman’s ass is a completely different story. It’s like climbing Mount Everest in the middle of a snowstorm, surviving and making it back down to base camp in a brisk jog to tell the tale. It’s that epic. So far it’s only happened to me once. Xander has introduced two women to the pleasure of getting their ass fucked.

  “Nothing brings me more pleasure than to know that Ethan and I will be the first ones to claim you in that way.” Xander smiles up at me.

  “Are you going to… you know… take me… I mean… now?” She’s not refusing us. I love how she doesn’t try to fight the inevitable.

  “No, not tonight, love. We need to ease you into it. That’s why we bought you this.” I wiggle the little toy again.

  “What is that supposed to do?”

  “It’s a butt plug. It’s designed to stretch you out and prepare you for our cocks,” I say simply.

  “I see,” she responds carefully.

  “That’s the boring answer. There’s a second purpose to this clever little toy—”

  “Will it hurt?” she interrupts. The hesitation in her voice is audible. Fair question.

  “You don’t have to look so terrified, Delilah,” I reassure her. “I’m certain you’re going to love how your body reacts to this.”

  “If we use the plug while we play with you, it can bring you an indescribable amount of pleasure.” Xander explains further.

  “In fact, with a little lube we’d introduce you to one of the most enjoyable and sinful pleasures you’ll ever experience in your life,” I add.

  “That sounds so wrong and dirty,” she says.

  Clearly, she’s still unconvinced. “You say that because you don’t know what you’ve been missing,” I volley.

  “I bet you’ll beg for more of this once you realize you’ve lived twenty-four years without experiencing the most mind-blowing orgasms of your life,” Xander says.

  “Really?” Her demeanor changes. Xander’s words seem to do the trick.

  “We’d never steer you in the wrong direction,” I confirm.

  “Ethan is right. To make sure you come really hard, we bought you a second gift. I’ll take care of your clit while Ethan pushes the butt plug into your ass. Trust me, that should be enough to send you to Heaven and back.” Xander slides a finger between her pussy lips and she groans.

  “Stop it,” she pleads. “Xander, you’re not playing fair.”

  “I don’t have to as long as I worship your body and make you come. That’s my duty as your boyfriend.”

  “Wow. I love it when you say things like that. Okay, then. Let’s get dirty.”

  We all laugh.

  “Before we start, there’s one thing you need to know,” I say.

  “Oh, what’s that?”

  “Since we’re fairly big, we jumped straight to the medium-size plug. You’ll feel very full, but Xander will take care of distracting your pussy so that the discomfort dissipates quickly. I promise you that I’ll use a lot of lube and I’ll take it slow. The toy should slide as effortlessly inside your ass as my cock slides into your wet pussy. Are you okay with that?”

  “I trust you implicitly.” There she goes surprising me with her answer again.

  “It’s great to hear, because with trust, there’s so much we can introduce you to.”

  “As long as it’s the three o
f us, I’ll follow you wherever you take me—in and out of the bedroom.” Wow.

  I knew tonight was going to be unforgettable, but hearing her say those words does something to me.

  “Ethan, since I’m on my back, would you please do the honors of grabbing the other little gift and handing it to me?” Xander grins.

  “Most certainly.” I reach inside the drawer one more time and pull out a purple toy that has a slightly dome-shaped curve to it. The clerk at Cherry Pop swore up and down that the Lovehoney Desire Luxury is bar none the crème de la crème in ultimate sexual happiness for any woman. We were sold.

  “Is that what I think it is?” Delilah’s eyes widen.

  “I’m not a mind reader.” I chuckle.

  “Is that a vibrator?”

  “It is. Do you already own this model?” Xander asks excitedly.

  She shakes her head vehemently. “I’ve never used one of those. In fact, I’ve never used a vibrator in my life.”

  “Never?” Xander and I ask in unison.

  “Nope. I’ve never walked into a sex shop and I don’t visit their websites.” I’m stunned. “That said, they’re constantly featured in some of my favorite fashion magazines. I’m not completely clueless. I just don’t see the use to them. What can that thing do that you can’t with your fingers or your tongue?”

  “It would be an utter waste of our time to explain it to you when we can show you instead.” Xander is spot on.

  “So tonight is a big night. Not only do you become our girlfriend, but we introduce you to previously unknown pleasures,” I say.

  “I guess so.” She laughs.

  I already know that I’m going to come like a fucking animal as I watch her take her pleasure.

  “Just when I thought this night couldn’t get any better, it does.” Xander smiles, caressing Delilah’s ass.

  “Here, Xander, catch.” I throw the vibrator at him. He extends his right arm and the toy lands right inside the palm of his hand. I rummage through the drawer one more time in search of some lube. With the small bottle in one hand and the butt plug in the other, I strut towards the foot of the bed. “Wait for my cue, mate,” I advise.

  “I wouldn’t dream of starting this party without you.” He grins.

  “Are you ready, love?”

  “I am,” she says shyly. I squirt the liquid inside my hand before smearing it between her cheeks. She gasps. Since this is her first time and the toy is medium size, I don’t skimp in terms of the amount of lube I use. “It’s so cold,” she observes.

  “Don’t worry, I’ll warm you up.” Instead of inserting the butt plug, I press my finger against her rectum and wait for her reaction. She turns her head to the side and locks eyes with me. “I’ll be gentle.” Her expression is so trusting. I slide my finger in a few inches, wiggle it around and push further up to my knuckle. She’s impossibly tight.

  “God,” she hisses. I push my finger a little deeper until the webbed area between my index and middle finger touch her ass cheek. “Ohhhh. Ethan. That’s a lot to handle,” she whines. Her ass is going to feel amazing when it’s choking my cock.

  I’m undeterred by her sudden burst of panic. It’s true that the other day she was bouncing off of Xander’s tongue, but the sensation might have been far more pleasurable than this given the size of my big hands. That said, just like last time, she’ll adjust. “Breathe,” I cajole. With my free hand, I rub her butt to soothe her. “Xander, keep her tits busy,” I command.

  “Right.”

  I tilt my head to the side and watch as my best friend reaches out for her rosy nipples. When he pinches her peaks, her earlier cries of worry turn into a wonderful sensual purr. Now that she’s distracted, I resume my mission. I slide a second finger in. She squeezes her butt cheeks together in response. What a sight. I pump a few times, making sure I keep things at a decent velocity. The way she contracts her muscles against my fingers is driving me crazy. Fuck. Unable to contain myself, I grip the base of my erect cock and caress her behind. I leave a trail of moisture marking her pale skin. The sensation is like none other I’ve experienced so far. Wanting more—scratch that, needing more—I pick up the pace both with my fingers and my cock.

  “Ethan, what are you doing?” she pants. I can hear the fright in her voice.

  I put an end to my naughty play. “Don’t worry, love. I made you a promise. I’m just having a little fun. Feeling your warm skin against my naked cock is surreal. I’m not going to fuck your ass tonight.” Even though I really want to. It takes all my will not to go further.

  “I was getting worried,” she confesses nervously.

  “When I give you my word, it’s a done deal.” Slowly, I remove my fingers from her ass. “Are we clear?”

  “We are.” Her tone is lighter.

  “Do you want us to continue?” She nods. Good. I look down and Xander and he’s all smiles.

  I press my left hand against her ass to open her up, while I insert the butt plug inside her. She hitches her breath as she swallows more of the toy. I expect her to ask me to stop or to slow down, but she doesn’t. To make it easier for her, I squirt more lube. One more push is all it takes. Brilliant. “Xander, I think her pussy is feeling lonely.”

  “What kind of boyfriend am I if I don’t even take care of my girlfriend’s pussy?” He chuckles. “I gather you’re all the way in?”

  “Her ass might be tight, but she sucked that little toy all the way in like a champ.”

  “In that case, I say it’s time for us to introduce our delicious Texan to the pleasures of double stimulation.” The distinctive buzzing sound of the vibrator fills the room. Delilah’s hips jerk up. I tilt my head to the side to soak in the action. I’m just in time to observe my best friend inserting three fingers into our girlfriend’s warmth. It’s one thing to take the woman you’re into to the brink, it’s a complete other thing to watch your best mate unravel her stitch by stitch. I cup my throbbing cock and squeeze hard. Even though I’m exerting as much pressure as I can, it does little to tame my hunger.

  “Ah, ah, ah,” she lets out in a whisper. Almost every part of her is completely filled up. Alas, in this position, Xander can’t keep her mouth busy with his cock, but truth be told, I’d hate not to be able to hear her desperate cries. She lowers her head, causing her hair to flip forward. “Xander, your mouth is going to be the end of me,” she mutters before tilting her head back. The ends of her long mane whip against my arms. “This is so good, it’s like my clit is going to explode in pleasure.” And that’s exactly how it should be. This is pure intoxication. It satisfies my slightly perverted kink while heightening my desire for her. I take a step forward, lean down and drop a trail of kisses against her moist back. Since I’m standing, there’s no way my cock or my dangling balls will ever touch Xander, but I’m sure if he were to lift his eyes, he’d get quite the view. Knowing him, he’s way too preoccupied with her pussy to even notice. I reach my left hand out and allow her hanging tit to swing inside my palm. Every time her nipple caresses my hand, it sends delicious electric currents down my spine. I press my back further into her, scooping up both tits. I greedily take my pleasure before giving her hers. I grope, fumble and knead her heavy tits to my heart’s content. God, her tits are truly a godsend. I alternate between pinching her nipples and rolling the peaks between my fingers. “Oh, Ethan,” she purrs.

  Xander and I continue with our mischievous game. It’s a classic case of divide and conquer. I focus on toying with her tits and thrusting the plug in and out of her ass while my best friend dedicates himself to massaging her clit and pumping into her. Since I gave up my position as a voyeur and joined in on the action, I can’t see what Xander is up to. That said, from the way he’s moaning and the steadiness with which Delilah is bouncing her hips up and down against my stomach, I can only assume my best friend has changed his tactics and he’s now using his tongue instead of his fingers to fuck our girlfriend. The more he thrusts inside her, the more her pussy makes those be
autiful sounds indicating she’s very slippery and wet.

  We’re at it for several minutes until Xander comes up for air. “Goddammit, her needy pussy clamps around my tongue and she’s drizzling all over my face. I’ve never seen her like this before.” I’m way too consumed to answer. I can only grunt. “Have I lost you, mate?” I grunt again, unable to offer more. “Good boy. I’ll leave you to it,” he mocks. When the slick sexual sounds fill the room again, I know Xander won’t be talking for a while.

  “Argh,” Delilah hisses. Her whole body quivers underneath me. Suddenly she lets out an indescribable noise. “Lord, save me,” she shouts. Her hips jerk, inadvertently pushing the toy deeper inside her than I intended. She’s no longer satisfied with Xander taking care of her clit. She’s now gyrating her hips back and forth against the vibrator. Her skin is covered with beads of sweat and sticking against mine. Since I can’t see what’s happening, I can only go by the frantic way she’s moving underneath me. I’m willing to bet she’s rubbing her swollen node against the vibrator, desperate for release. I brace my hands against the mattress to allow her enough maneuvering room to fully give into her unleashed fervor. “This is too good,” she whimpers. I have a feeling she’s teetering on the brink and it wouldn’t take much to force her to yield to pleasure.

  “Are you close, love?”

  “Oh, my God, Ethan,” she pants.

  “That doesn’t answer my question, Delilah.”

  “The two of you are doing things to me.” It’s more a plea than an observation.

  Eager to give her what she needs, I lean down close to her face. “Come hard for us, Delilah,” I whisper in her ear.

  “No.” Huh? Is she refusing to submit? “I don’t want to. I don’t want this to ever end. This is way too amazing.” Her answer surprises me.

  What the fuck? “Love, I’m in charge of your pleasure,” I remind her. “I want you to come for us. There’s no negotiation here.”

  “No,” she barks, gyrating with more determination.

  Well, hell. “Xander, fuck the vibrator. She’s not giving me what I want. Use your mouth on her. Suck her clit until she explodes all over your face. Put an end to this.” The buzzing stops. In no time, it’s replaced by the intoxicating sound of a woman coming undone. Wow, Xander works fast.