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Perfect Worlds Omnibus

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by Eric Filler


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  Itwaslateintheafternoonwhentheyfinallyreachedthetopofahilland sawatowndownbelow.Itwasn’taverybigtownwithnobuildingsmorethan fivestoriestall.OddlyKarididn’tseeanyaircarsflittingaround.Fromwhat shecouldsee,therewereafewwheeledvehiclesprowlingthestreets.“What’s goingon?”

  “Onlyonewaytofindout,”Valsaid.Beforetheystarteddown,though, shetookKari’shand.“Remember,fromnowonwe’rethithters.Gotit?”

  “Igotit.”

  “Good.Makethuretothtayclothetome.Idon’twantyougettinglotht.”

  “Surething,sis.”

  Theymadetheirwaydownthehill,passingawoodensignwelcomingthem tothetownofButler,population5,037.Karididn’tremembersuchatown before,butthenshehadn’tvisitedmuchofPheraawayfromtheuniversityand whereshe’dgrownup.“YourememberatowncalledButler?”sheaskedVal.

  “No.Muthtbeanotherofhithgameth.”

  Theymadeitdownthehill,ontooneoftheasphaltroadsusedbythe wheeledvehicles.KaristayedclosetoVal,waitingforTai’snextsurpriseto jumpoutatthem.Whateverhis‘vision’mightbe,shewassureitwouldnotbe goodforherorVal.

  Theywalkedalongthestreetforaboutablock,Karinotingsomethingodd: therewerenoothergirlsonthestreets.Everywhereshelookedshesawmenin suitsandhatsthatwerejustasold-fashionedaswhatsheandValwore,butno womenorfemalesofanyage.KaripressedeventightertoVal,feelingsuddenly conspicuous.

  Valmusthavefeltthesame,asshenudgedKariintheribsandmotionedto apharmacy.“Let’thgointhere.”

  ThepharmacylookednothinglikeanythingKarihadseenexceptinhistory books.Therewererowsofcardboardboxesdisplayingproductsthathadnot existedinmorethanacentury.Inthebackwasahighcounterlordedoverbya maninawhitecoatwithhornedrimmedglasses—thepharmacist.Anotherside ofthepharmacywastakenupbyakitchencounterandanumberofstools.A maninawhiteshirtandapronwithapaperhatonhisheadtendedtothat counter,dolingoutbubblybrowndrinkstoteenagersalittleolderthanVal.

  Thegroupofteenagershadthreeboysand—Kariwasrelievedtosee—two girls.ValnudgedKariintheribsagain.“Gothitdown.”

  “Whatareyougoingtodo?”

  “Ijuthwanttolookforthomenewth.Maybethenwecanfigureoutwhat he’thdone.”

  “Oh.Allright.”

  Karisatdownononeofthestools,thefarthestawayfromtheotherkids.

  Themanwiththepaperhatcamedowntosmileather.“Hello,sweetheart.

  WhatcanIgetyou?”

  Karirememberedfromherhistoryclassesthatold-fashionedcitieshadrun onpapercurrency,noneofwhichsheandValhadatthemoment.“Nothing.

  I’mjustwaitingformysister.”

  “That’syoursister,eh?Where’syourdaddy?”

  “Atwork,”Karisaid,beingpurposefullyvague.

  “Don’tyouhaveabrother?”

  “No.”

  Themanshookhishead.“Yougirlsshouldn’tbeouttherebyyourselves.”

  “Whynot?”

  “It’sagainstthelaw.Ifthepolicecatchyou,you’llbeinbigtrouble.So willyourmommyanddaddy.Didn’tyourealizethat?”

  “Oh,right,”Karisaid.Shelookedaroundthepharmacy,atalltheancient

  “medicines”ontheshelves.“Ourmamaissick,sowecameheretogetsome medicinetomakeherbetter.”Kariflashedhermostadorablesmile,hopingthat wouldhelpconvincehim.

  “Isee.Wellyoubestgetbackassoonasyoucan,beforesomeonesees.”

  “Wewill.Thanks.”

  Themanturnedhisbackforafewmomentsonlytoreturnwithaglassfull ofthebubblybrownliquid.“It’sonthehouse,”hesaid.

  “Noit’snot.It’sonthecounter.”

  Hechuckledatthis.“That’sverytrue,sweetheart.”

  Karitookasipfromtheplastictubeinthecup.Thebubblestickledher mouth,promptinghertogiggle.Whateverthisdrinkwas,itwaswonderful.

  Whydidn’ttheystillhavethisduringherchildhood?

  “What’ththat?”Valasked.

  “Adrink.Thenicemangaveittome.Youwanttotryit?”

  Valtookasip,butshegroanedandthenputahandtoherjaw.“Itmaketh mymouthfeelfunny.”

  “Ilikeit.”

  “Lookatthith,”Valsaid.Shespreadapieceofpaperonthecounter.A newspaper,Kariremembered.Theyhadusedthesetoreportnewsbeforethe adventoftheelectronicdatanetwork.“Thithithwhathe’thdone.”

  “Whatdoyoumean?”

  Valpointedtoapictureoftwobaldingmenshakinghands.“Thothemen arerulerthoftwocountrieth.”WhenKarigaveherablankstare,Valadded,

  “He’thputmenbackincharge.”

  “Oh,”Karisaid.Nowitallstartedtomakesense:theclothes,the hairstyles,thecity,thelackofaircars,eventhisdrinkinfrontofKari.Taihad usedtheStoneofChangetochangePherabacktothetimewhenmenwere dominant,beforescienceprovedtheminferiorexceptfordoingmanuallabor.

  ThenKarirememberedwhatthenicemanhadtoldher.“Wehavetogo.If someoneseesuswithoutamaleescort,we’llgetintrouble.”

  “Wherearewesupposedtogo?”

  “Idon’tknow.Wejustneedtohidesomewheretosortthisout.”

  “Igueth.”Valfoldedthenewspaperbackupandthenleftitonthecounter.

  Karitookanothersipofherdrinkandthensmiledattheman.“Thank you!”shesaidassweetlyaspossiblebeforetakingVal’shandsotheycould escape.

  TheygottothedooronlytofindTaistandingthere,hisbulktakingupboth doors.Liketheothermeninthetownhewasdressedinanold-fashionedsuit andhat.Hegrinnedatthemandthenopenedthedoor.“Hello,girls.About timeIfoundyou.I’dbettergiveyouanescorthomebeforeyougetintrouble.”

  TaitriedtotakeVal’shand,butsheshookitaway.“Nownow,that’snot verynice,younglady.”

  “Idon’tcare.Giveuththethtone.”

  “WhywouldIdothat?”

  “Becauseit’sdangerous,”Karisaid.

  Taiturnedtoherandthenpattedheronthehead.“Howadorable.You thinkyoucantellmewhattodo?Youcanbarelyreadrightnow.”

  “Istillknowwhatyou’redoingiswrong.”

  Taisteeredthemintoanalley,hisbulkblockingitaseffectivelyasthe pharmacydoor.“AllI’vedoneisrestorethebalance.Menarenotmeanttobe subjugatedtofemales.Youweak,overly-emotionalcreatures.”

  “Wearenotweak,”Valsaid.Justtoemphasizethispointshelauncheda flyingkick,hersaddleshoehittingTaisquarelyinthemidsection.Inherpeak physicalcondition,thismighthavestaggeredevenamanasbigasTai.Inher presentgeekyteenagerstate,itdidn’tmovehimamillimeter.

  Undeterred,ValtriedpunchingTaiinthestomach.Thisonlycausedherto cryoutinpain.“Areyoudoneyet?”heasked.

  “Giveuththenecklace!”Valsaid.Shegropedathisneck,butcameaway withnothing.“Whereithit?”

  “Anecklaceissotacky,”Taisaid.Hehelduphisrighthand.Karisawa goldringonhisfingercappedbyaglossyblackcrystal:theStoneofChange.“I thinkyoutwoneedtolearnsomemanners.Thenyoucantakeyourplacesinmy perfectworld.”

  WiththathepunchedValinthefacewiththering.Shecrumpledintoa heapontheground.KarilaunchedherselfatTai,butheeasilybrushedher aside.Karilandedamongsomegarbagecans,whereshesawtheblowhaddone morethanknockValtotheground.

  Asshelaythere,Valbeganshrinking,herbodyretractingintoherclothes.

  Theskirtthathadoncebeentoherkneesnowcamedowntoherankleswhilethe sleevesofh
ersweateroverlappedherhandsbyseveralcentimeters.Hershorter limbsbecamemuchthinneraswell,untilKariwassureshecouldseethebones.

  Theacneandbracesdisappeared,buttheglassesremained,stayingthesamesize evenasherfaceshrank.Thegalaxyoffrecklesonherfacedarkenedand multiplieduntiltheyseemedtocovereveryothermillimeterofskin.Herblack helmetofhairgrewlongerandlonger,spillingdowntopasthershoulders.The hairpartedinthecenterandthenbegantwistingitselfintoapairofbraidswhile bangsfannedoutacrossherforehead.Lastly,herplaidsweaterandskirtbecame agreenjumperwhileherblouseturnedmintgreen,bothshrinkingtofitVal’s shorter,gawkierlimbs.

  Whenitwasover,Vallaywheezingontheground.Taigrinneddownat her.“What’swrong,sweetheart?”

  “Can’t...breathe.”

  “Oh,Isee.”Hereachedintohispocket,producingwhatlookedlikea plasticwhistlewithatubeinoneend.HedroppeditbesideVal.“Goon,takea hitoffthat.It’llmakeyoufeelbetter.”

  “Never,”Valwhispered,evenasherfacebeganturningblue.

  “Val,doit.Please,”Kariurged.“Idon’twannaloseyou.”

  Valstaredatherforamomentandthennoddedslightly.Sheputthe whistletohermouth.Nothinghappeneduntilshepusheddownonthetube.

  TherecameasquirtingsoundandalmostimmediatelyVal’swheezingsounded better.Thebluefadedfromherpale,freckledcheeks.

  KarihurriedovertohelpValtoherfeet.Whenshedid,shenoticedValwas nowafewcentimetersshorterthanher.“Lookslikewehaveanewbigsister,”

  Taisaid.

  “Thisisn’tover!”Valshotback,thoughitsoundedfeebleinhertinyvoice.

  “We’llgetthatstoneback!”

  EvenasValshoutedthis,thewheezereturnedtohervoice.Taitousledher hair,causingherbraidstodancemadly.“Now,now,don’tgettooexcited.From nowonyouhavetostaycalm.Otherwiseyou’llnevergettobeabiggirland marrysomehandsomeman.ThoughIdoubteitherofyouwillfindanyonetoo handsome.”

  Valsquirtedsomemoreofthemedicineinhermouth.Hervoicewas

  deadlycalmasshesaid,“I’llgetyouforthisifit’sthelastthingIdo.”

  “I’msureyou’lltry.Fornow,it’stimeyoukidswenttoschool.”Thering onTai’sfingerflashedandthentheyweregone.

  Part2

  Chapter4

  KariawoketothesoundofVal’swheezing.Sherolledoveronherbedand gropedforherglasses.Onceshe’dputthemon,shesawValonthefloor betweenthem,doingpush-ups.ThescenelookedridiculouswithVal’ssix-year-oldbodywearingapinkflannelnightgown.Nevertheless,Valkeptpumping away,atleastuntilthewheezingbecametoomuch.ThenKarihandedthe inhalertohersoshecouldtakeapuff.

  “Fifty-two,”Valsaidaminutelater.“Anewpersonalbest.”

  “It’sreallystartingtoshow,”Karisaid,gesturingtoVal’sbonyarms.

  “Shutup.”ValgrabbedtheglassesthatwereeventhickerthanKari’s.“In afewmonthsIwon’tneedthisstupidinhaleranymore.Thenwecangetoutof here.”

  Karishushedher.“YoubetternotletMissSundrehearthat.”

  “Idon’tcareifshedoeshear.What’sshegoingtodo,makemestandina corner?”

  “Val,stopit.You’renotasoldieranymore.”

  “I’llalwaysbeasoldier,inhere,”shesaid,tappingherchest.

  “Lookinamirroralready.You’reanasthmatic,nearsightedsix-year-old.”

  “AtleastI’mnotfat,”shegrowled.Kari’sfacereddenedatthat,butshe heldbacktears,whichshe’dfounddifficulttodointhisstate.Vallookeddown sheepishly.“I’msorry.”

  “It’sallright.”

  Valbarelymadeitbackintoherbedbeforethelightcameon.“Riseand shine,children!”asunnyvoicecalledout.MissSundrewasaplumpmiddle-agedwomanwithaheadofgrayhairalwaystiedintoabunatthetopofher head.Herdressesandskirtsseemedevenolder-fashionedthanthosethe childrenwore.

  InthetwoweekssinceTaihadsentthemtoMissSundre’sFinishing School,Karihadgottenusedtothemorningroutine.Shewouldhopoutofbed andthenmakeitneatly,thoughneverasneatlyasValwithhermilitary precision.SheandValwouldthengotothefootoftheirbedstowaitfortheir turntogointothebathroom.

  Inthebathroomtheytookturnsusingthetoiletsandthenassembledinthe showerroom.Theyhadtolineup,oneundereachshowerhead.Therewere alwaysthoseawkwardminutesofwaitingthereforthewatertobeginrunning.

  Therewasnothingtodothenbuttrytohidehernakednesswhiletryingnotto stareatVal’sflatchestandhairlessprivates.Thiswaseasiertoaccomplishsince shehadtotakeoffherglasses,turningmostoftheroomblurry.

  Thelukewarmwaterranforexactlyfiveminutes,duringwhichtimeeach

  girlhadtolather,rinse,andrepeatherentirebody.Thiswaseasierforthose whodidn’thaveasmuchbodyasKaridid.Ifyoudidn’tfinishbeforethewater stopped,youwouldbecoveredinsoaptherestoftheday.

  Fromtheshowersthegirlsmarchedtothesinkstocombtheirhair.Each girlhadtocombherhairexactlyonehundredtimestomakesureitwasperfectly smoothandneat.Theneachgirlhadtostyletheirhairtoexacting specifications.ForKarithismeantmakingsuretheendsofherhaircurledup perfectlyalonghershouldersandthatherbangswereexactlylevelwiththetops ofhereyesockets.Oncethiswasaccomplished,Kariwouldalwayssmileshyly atheradorablychubbyface.

  ItwasadifferentstoryforVal.Everydayshewouldfinishcombingand thenfoldherarmsoverherchest,daringMissSundretocomeover.Theold womanalwayswouldandsay,“Younglady,wedonotallowlonghairlikethat.”

  “Idon’tcare.I’mnotbraidingitagain.”

  TheywouldargueuntilValneededtousetheinhaler.AtthatpointMiss Sundrewouldseizeherbythearmandthenyankherasidetodoitherself.

  ThoughValwhimperedandstruggled—requiringtheinhaleragain—shewould alwaysreappearafewminuteslaterwithherhairinthebraidsshehadarrived with,thebangsaslevelasKari’s.

  Valwouldmarchback,pouting,tothedormitory,wherethegirlsbeganto dress.Theyallworethesamegreenjumpersandblouses.Sincearrivinghere, Kari’sclotheshadbecometightonher.Shefiguredthiswasmoreduetothe StoneofChangeratherthanherdiet.

  Afterthattheyweremarchedintothediningroomforabreakfastof oatmealandtoast.KarifocusedoneatingherbreakfastwhileValspentmostof hertimelookingaroundtheroomandcomingupwithvariousescapeplans,all ofwhichsoundedabsurdcomingfromsuchaslightgirlwithhugeglassesand adorablebraids.

  TodayVallookedupattheceiling.“IfIcouldgetupthere,Icouldget throughtheairshaft.ThenIcouldunlockthedoorforyou.”

  “Howareyougoingtogetupthere?”

  “Wecanstacksomechairsorsomething.”

  “That’llneverwork.”

  “Whatdoyouproposewedo?Justsithereandbakesoufflés?”

  “Idon’tknow,”sheadmitted,mostlytokeepValfromneedinganotherdose fromtheinhaler.

  “Wegottadosomething.”

  “Thenwhat?”

  “Idon’tknow.Findawaytostophimandchangethingsback.”

  “Buthe’ssopowerful.Whatcanwedoagainsthim?”

  “I’llthinkofsomething.”

  Theystilldidn’thaveanysolutionswhenMissSundrebrokethemuptogo totheirclasses.Therewerethreemainclasses:cooking,sewing,and decorating.Thepointoftheseclasseswastopreparethelittlegirlstobefuture housewives.Thingslikemath,science,reading,andwritingdidn’tenterthat equation;theirhusbandswouldtakecareofallthat.Girlsonlyhadtocook, clean,sew,andlookpretty;thatwasthemess
agepreachedbyMissSundreevery day.

  DespitethatKariknewhowunfairthiswas,shefoundherselfenjoyingthe classes.ShehadalwaysdonethecookinganddecoratingforherandVal,so theseclassescametohernaturally.Val,ontheotherhand,couldburnwater, couldn’tthreadaneedle,andhadasoldier’stastefordecorating.Whileevery day,MissSundrewouldpatKari’sshoulderandsay,“Verygood,MissChomar,”

  shewouldscoldValwith,“Thatisunacceptable,younglady.”

  Aftertheirfirsttwoclassestheywouldgobacktothediningroomfora lunchoftomatosoupandtunasandwiches.Valwouldalwaysbescoldednotto slurphersoup,notthatsheeverheededthis,justasshedidn’ttakeanyofthe finishingschoolseriously.Dinnerwasalwaysfishandrice.Thenthegirls wouldtroopbacktothedormitorytochangeintotheirnightgowns,brushtheir teeth,andgotobed.

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  Twomonthswentbywiththisroutinegoingrelativelyunchanged.During thistimeValcontinuedtobescoldedonadailybasis,makingnoimprovement inanyofherclasses.Perhapsshereallywouldalwaysbeasoldierinherheart.

  ThenonemorningKariwokeuptoValshakingher.Shegrabbedher glassesandlookedaroundtoseeitwasthreeinthemorning.“Whatareyou doing?”shehissed.

  “It’stimetogo.Ican’ttakethisplaceanymore.AndIfoundtheperfect wayout.Getdressedandlet’sgo.”

  “Where?”

  “You’llsee.”

  OnceKarihaddressed,shefollowedValalongthebedsofsleepinggirls,to thedoor.Valpeekedintothehallwaytomakesurethecoastwasclear.Then shemotionedforKaritofollowher.Theycreptdownthedarkhallway,tothe kitchen.

  “Thisisyourplan?”Kariasked.Sheturnedtogo.“I’mgoingbackto bed.”

  Valgrabbedherarm.“No,comeon.Igotitfiguredout.Everymorning

  themilkmanshowsupatsix,beforereveille.”

  “So?”

  “So,wesneakintothebackofthetruckandgetoutonceit’sthroughthe gates.BythetimeSundrenotices,we’llbegone.”

  “Oh.Thatmightwork.Butwe’llbeinbigtroubleiftheyfindout.”

 

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