The House on Lantern Lane (free short story)
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dry out and walked in wet socks toward my desk. My boss scowled at my disheveled shirt and hair and said, "What on earth happened to you?"
"I was attacked by a dog," I said.
"Did you get bit?"
"Nearly. Do you want me to go home and get changed?"
"No, that's all right," he said, patting me on the shoulder. He looked up at the clock and said, "Has anyone seen Betty?"
I spun around in my seat, looking for her. "You mean she didn't come in yet?"
"Not even a phone call," he said. "And I needed her in early today."
I turned quickly in my chair and immediately began paying careful attention to the things on my desk, moving them around shiftlessly as my mind clicked and whirred to try and make sense of it all. I was convinced Betty had run off when the wind began whispering. If not, that she'd turned tail at the sight of the servant woman. It hadn't even occurred to me that she wouldn't be sitting at her desk when I arrived.
"Let me know when she shows up," he said.
I told him I would without raising my head, only to hear his office door close and the front office door open at the same time. I felt a cool breeze blow across the back of my neck, chilling my damp hair, and heard something whisper, Cath Ran Too Ach Spet Whallllllll…
Flat, cheaply-made shoes shuffled across the office floor toward my desk. I turned in my seat to say Thank God, only to feel the words die before they reached my mouth. Betty's hand was extended toward me and she was walking with her head tilted sideways, her lips stretched across her face in a silent, flat grin.
Schaffer here…
I rarely have nightmares, and when I do, they're normally about getting in trouble for some horrific thing that I'm greatly relieved not to have done upon waking. As for a straight up scary dream, they don't happen. At least, not often.
Last night I had a good old fashioned ghost dream. I can only attribute it to residual thoughts floating around my head from subjecting myself to nothing but Evil Dead movies lately. Some of the symbolism was there. The haunted structure in the woods. The hand being controlled by something supernatural. As for everything else, I couldn't say. The Loch Ness monster comment was a direct quote from the woman in my dream and I could make no more sense of it during the dream than I can now. Maybe it was left over material from the Carnival of Cryptids? It was sitting in some dusty drawer of my subconscious, just waiting for the right time and place for my brain to say, "Ah ha! You can go there!"
I don't truck with the theory of dream symbolism or pay attention to them. I mock people who fear the supernatural. Much like the Bernard in the story, I refuse to believe in things that cannot be proven. It strikes me as somewhat ironic that at night, when I am not paying attention, my mind reminds me that perhaps I am not quite as smart or assured as I think.
About the Author
Bernard Schaffer is the father of two children. Born and raised in the Philadelphia area, his work ranges from best-selling gritty police procedurals to fantasy westerns.
A real life police officer, in 2012 he released a series of books titled SUPERBIA about a dysfunctional police department that reached the Kindle Top 100. As a result, he was stripped of his detective rank.
Schaffer is the founder of the Kindle All-Stars. All profits from their collections are donated to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
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