Pass Over

Home > Other > Pass Over > Page 6
Pass Over Page 6

by Antoinette Nwandu


  OSSIFER what the fuck

  Again Ossifer pulls the trigger twice in rapid succession.

  Bang Bang.

  Again, he can’t.

  fuck that

  i’m taking you in

  MOSES not your stick

  Ossifer attempts to brandish his baton.

  He can’t.

  OSSIFER what the fuck

  what the fuck

  what the fuck is going on

  you stupid nig—

  MOSES not your words

  Ossifer attempts to say the n-word.

  He can’t.

  you nig—

  you nig—

  Kitch, bearing witness, lowers his hands.

  KITCH holy shit

  you moses man

  you moses

  MOSES dis shit’s changin now

  you feel me

  now

  cuz we are not

  the people that’chu

  think we are

  not stupid

  not lazy

  not violent

  not thug

  We Are Men

  Two Black Men

  we standin here

  and we ain’t doin shit

  OSSIFER don’t hurt me

  i was just doing my job

  MOSES you scared

  OSSIFER i’m terrified alright

  and when i see you

  when i can’t quite see you

  then the terror only grows

  please

  i’ll do anything

  i will

  just make it stop

  MOSES you want all this to stop

  these plagues

  dat eat’cho whole damn life like locusts

  stop killing us

  stop killing us

  stop killing us

  thus sayeth my God

  STOP KILLING US

  and get’cho goddamn house in order

  Moses purges the evil from Ossifer’s body.

  Ossifer spews black bile from his mouth.

  Then he inhales.

  Then he proclaims.

  OSSIFER YOU’RE MEN!

  The plagues stop.

  you’re men i say

  you’re men

  you’re men

  and you are free to go

  Ossifer tries to stand up, but he can’t. He’s too weak.

  Moses helps him up.

  Ossifer exits.

  The sun begins to rise.

  MOSES yo kitch man

  you a’ight

  KITCH yeah nigga

  you

  MOSES i’m good

  i’m real good shit

  KITCH nigga

  plagues

  MOSES i know

  nigga damn

  KITCH yo

  plagues

  MOSES i know

  KITCH yo reverend missus

  dis nigga

  called down plagues

  you feel me

  plagues

  MOSES yo

  i ain’t felt dis good since

  i’on know man

  since my brotha

  was here i guess

  KITCH yo nigga damn

  yo brotha man

  he’d be buggin right now

  you feel me

  buggin like

  (as Moses’ brother) mo sed what

  mo did what

  what da fuck

  my nigga damn

  yo ass was preachin

  to dem po-pos

  spoke yo truth

  like

  like blood

  up on dem door posts

  nigga

  like blood

  MOSES po-pos ain’t got nuthin on us

  we free

  oh my god

  we free

  KITCH sun comin up

  we free

  MOSES i think we jess

  self-actualized

  KITCH i think we jess

  got woke

  MOSES nigga

  i think we jess

  transcended race

  KITCH woo!

  MOSES (singing to the tune of “Oh What a Beautiful Morning,” perhaps while swinging on the base of the lamppost like Gene Kelly in Singin’ in the Rain)

  OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SOMETHING

  OH LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA

  KITCH (singing the Mister Rogers theme song)

  ISS SUCH A GOOD FEELIN

  TO KNOW YUR ALIVE

  MOSES

  ISS SUCH A HAPPY FEELIN

  YOU GROWIN INSIDE

  MOSES & KITCH ba bum bum BUM BUM la la la laaaaaaaa (uh) (uh) (uh) (uh) [percussive sounds]

  They laugh.

  MOSES yo kitch man

  you my nigga

  KITCH mos def

  MOSES you gon always be

  my nigga

  you hear

  always

  but after all dis shit

  right here

  we been thru

  man

  you my brotha too

  you feel me

  you my brotha too

  KITCH … . .

  Kitch grabs Moses in a bear hug. It’s a startling, simple thing.

  After a time, Moses hugs him back.

  yo

  what we fixta do now

  moses

  MOSES sun comin up

  we free

  how bout we

  git up off dis block

  go git some food

  my nigga damn

  you hungry

  KITCH yo less get some ribs

  Mister enters, wearing the suit and hat and carrying the picnic basket, as before.

  A moment.

  MISTER why salutations

  and good morning to you

  fellas

  MOSES yo

  what da fuck

  man

  KITCH what da fuck

  MOSES how long yur ass

  been standin there

  man damn

  MISTER you fellas going somewhere

  MOSES what

  MISTER sure looks like

  you’re going somewhere

  KITCH yeah man damn

  we goin to get some ribs

  you wanna come wit—

  MISTER who are you

  MOSES … . .

  MISTER please don’t make me

  ask you again

  During the following, and at the very last moment possible, Mister pulls out a gun.

  MOSES i’m moses

  dis my brother kitch

  and we gittin up off—

  Bang Bang.

  Mister shoots Moses.

  KITCH NO!

  Moses falls.

  Kitch holds his body.

  Mister puts his gun away, then addresses the audience.

  MISTER golly gee

  did you guys hear

  a fella was killed today

  black fella

  another black fella was killed

  i should say

  well

  because

  well gosh

  it just keeps—

  (he makes a gesture for “happening”) which is sad

  you know

  so sad

  but also

  gosh

  so darn perplexing

  how does something like this keep—

  (again, he makes the “happening” gesture) gosh

  and yes

  yes there are times

  i must admit

  there are times

  that i

  i don’t know

  resist

  or find myself resisting

  having to listen to

  to look at

  or acknowledge

  there are times i just don’t wanna know

  you know

  because it just keeps—

  (again, he makes the “happening” gesture) and each time

  it makes me feel so sad

  but als
o helpless to

  to change

  or intervene

  or i don’t know—

  but then

  you know

  there are those few [black people]

  who manage to make good

  or decent—

  i don’t know

  so that’s

  that’s really… . . [heartening]

  yes

  but yes

  there are those times when i don’t wanna—

  A moment.

  Then a big performative sigh; self-conscious without being ironic.

  A moment.

  Then his demeanor brightens.

  anyway …

  Blackout.

  END OF PLAY

 

 

 


‹ Prev