Jim Butcher - Dresden Files Omnibus

by Jim Butcher

  “Yeah. You told me that about Elaine, too,” I shot back, another pang of memory going through my chest.

  “That was a long time ago,” my double said defensively. “I’ve had time to get keener since then. And less easy to distract.”

  “All right,” I sighed. “So where does that leave us?”

  “I don’t think we’ve run into the real killers yet. The ones who ruined MacFinn’s circle and whacked the mob guys on the non-full-moon nights.”

  I squinted at my double. “You think so?”

  He nodded and stroked his beard again. “Unless the Alphas are doing it without Tera knowing, and they look a little too bright eyed and bushy tailed to be doing that. I think it’s someone else entirely. Someone trying to set up MacFinn and take him out of the picture.”

  “But why?”

  “Maybe because they didn’t want him putting the Northwest Passage Project through. Or, gee, maybe because he’s a freaking werewolf, Harry, and someone caught on to it and wanted him dead. You know that there are organizations who would do that—some of the Venatori Umbrorum, members of the White Council, others who are in the know.”

  “But you don’t think I’ve seen them, yet?”

  “I don’t think you’ve picked them out from the background,” my double said. “Keep your eyes open, all right? Which brings us to the next topic of discussion.”

  “Does it?”

  My double nodded. “Threat assessment. You’ve got all kinds of things staring you right in the face, and you’re not noticing them. I don’t want you to get killed because you’re too distracted. ” He glanced to one side, frowned, and said, “We’re almost out of time.”

  “We wouldn’t be if you weren’t such a wiseass.”

  “Bite me,” my double said. “Don’t forget Marcone. You pissed him off by not taking the deal he offered you. He thinks the killers are coming after him next, and he might be right. He’s scared, and scared people do stupid things—like trying to off the only man in town who has a chance of stopping what’s going on.”

  “Let me worry about Marcone,” I said.

  “I am you, and I’m worried. Next is the cops. Some of Murphy’s people are dead. There is going to be hell to pay once she gets that arm fixed—and someone is going to remember that you were around, and with your luck, they won’t remember that you kept even more people from dying. You see Murphy and the police again, you’d better be careful or you’re going to get shot to death resisting arrest.”

  “I’ll be careful,” I said.

  “One more thing,” my double said. “You have forgotten about Parker and the Streetwolves entirely. Parker needs you dead if he’s going to remain in control of his people.”

  “Yeah. You’d have thought he’d have been more on the ball than this.”

  “Exactly,” my double said. “You’ve been hiding and away from your apartment for a while—but you show up in public again, and you can bet that Parker will be on your trail. And think. He knew the real deal between you and Marcone, and he’s a petty thug in Chicago. There’s probably a connection between them, and you’ve been too dumb to think of it.”

  “Stars above,” I muttered. “It’s not as if the situation is very complicated. No pressure, right?”

  “At least you’re willing to deal with it now, instead of just closing your eyes and pretending that they can’t see you. Be careful, Harry. It’s a real mess, and you’re the only one who can clean it up.”

  “Who are you, my mother?” I asked.

  My double snapped his fingers. “That reminds me, right. Your mother—” He broke off, glancing up and around him, an expression of frustration coming over his face. “Oh, hell.”

  And then someone was shaking my unwounded shoulder, shaking me roughly awake. I blinked open my eyes in shock, and all the pains of my body came flooding back into me with renewed energy and agony. My brain reeled for a few minutes, trying to shift gears.

  I was sitting in the passenger seat of Susan’s car. We were rolling down an expressway, somewhere, but rain was clouding the view of the skyline so that I couldn’t orient myself to where we were. The glowing numbers of the dashboard clock said that it was only a few minutes after nine. I’d had less than half an hour’s sleep. There was an old beach towel wrapped around my wounded foot, and my face felt cool, as though someone had wiped it clean.

  “Is he awake?” Susan said, her voice high and panicky. “Is he awake?”

  “I’m awake,” I said blearily, blinking open my eyes. “Sort of. What? This better be good.”

  “It is not good,” Tera said from the backseat. “If you have any power left, wizard, you should prepare to use it. We are being followed.”

  Chapter

  Twenty-one

  I rubbed at my eyes and mumbled some vague curse at whoever was following us. “Okay, okay. Give me a minute.”

  “Harry,” Susan said. “I’m almost on empty. I don’t know if we have a minute.”

  “It never rains,” I moaned.

  Tera frowned at me. “It is raining now.” She turned to Susan. “I do not think he is coherent.”

  I snorted and looked around blearily. “It’s a figure of speech. Hell’s bells, you really don’t know anything about humans, do you?

  “Are you sure there’s someone following us?”

  Tera glanced back at the traffic behind us. “Two cars back. And three cars behind that one. Two vehicles are following us.”

  “How can you tell?” I asked.

  Tera turned those odd amber eyes back to me. “They move like predators. They move well. And I feel them.”

  I narrowed my eyes. “Feel them? On an instinctual level?”

  Tera shrugged. “I feel them,” she repeated. “They are dangerous.”

  The taste of blood was still in my mouth, annoying input, like static on a phone. Of all the people who might be chasing me in cars, I could only think of a few who would trigger the supernatural senses of an inhuman being. I thought that it might be a pretty good idea to listen to what my dapper double had to say. “Susan,” I said, “I want you to get off the expressway.”

  Her dark eyes flashed beneath the streetlights as she looked at me, then down at her fuel gauge. “I have to in the next couple of miles anyway. What do you want me to do?”

  “Pull off, and get to a gas station.”

  She flashed me another nervous look, and I had the time to note that she was gorgeous, like some sort of Latin goddess. Of course, I might have been a little less than entirely objective. “Then what?” she said.

  I checked my foot and idly took off my remaining boot, so that my hips would be parallel with the floor while I was standing. “Call the police.”

  “What?” Susan exclaimed and guided her car off the freeway and down an exit ramp.

  I felt around in the jumpsuit’s tool pouch, until I came out with the little sports bottle with my second potion in it. “Just do it,” I said. “Trust me on this one.”

  “Wizard,” Tera said, her voice still utterly calm. “There is no one but you who can help my fiancé.”

  I shot Tera an annoyed glance. “I’ll meet you where you hold your Cub Scout meetings.”

  “Harry?” Susan said. “What are you talking about?” She pulled the car down the exit ramp, onto a one-way access road.

  “I understand what you’re doing,” Tera said. “I would do the same for my mate.”

  “Mate?” Susan said indignantly. “Mate? I am most certainly not his—”

  I didn’t get to hear the rest of what Susan said, because I grabbed my blasting rod in one hand, the potion in the other, opened the door to the car, unfastened my seat belt, and rolled out onto the shoulder of the road.

  I know, I know. It sounds really stupid in retrospect, even to me. But it made a sort of chivalrous, cockamamie sense at the time. I was pretty sure that Parker and his cronies in the Streetwolves were shadowing us, and I had a precise idea of how dangerous they could be. I had to assu
me that they were even worse during the full moon. Susan had no idea of the level of danger she was in, and if I stayed near her I would only draw her more deeply into it. And Tera—I still didn’t trust Tera. I wasn’t sure that I wanted her fighting at my back.

  I wanted to deal with my pursuers myself, to deal with my own mistake myself, and not to make an innocent bystander like Susan pay for it.

  So I, uh, sort of threw myself out of the passenger seat of a moving car.

  Don’t look at me like that. I’m telling you, it made sense at the time.

  I held out my arms and legs in a circle, as though I were trying to hug a barrel, and then scrape, scrape, rip, bumpity-bumpity-bumpity, whip, whip, whip, and thud. Everything whirled around the whole while. I managed, somehow, to keep my sense of direction, to maintain my momentum largely in a roll, and to angle myself toward the dubious comfort of the thick weeds at the side of the access road. By the time I came to a stop, I was among freshly crushed plants, all damp and cold from the rain, the smell of mud and gas and asphalt and exhaust clogging up my nose.

  There was pain, pain everywhere, spreading out from my shoulder and my foot, whirling dizziness, blackness that rode on my eyelids and tried to force them down. I struggled to remember exactly what I had planned on doing when I had thrown open the door to Susan’s car.

  It came to me in a moment, and I jerked the squeeze top of the sports bottle open with my teeth and then crushed the plastic bottle, forcing the potion inside it out through the narrow nozzle and into my mouth. Eight ounces of cold coffee, I thought, dimly. Yum.

  It tasted like stale cardboard and too-old pizza and burned coffee beans. But as it went down my gullet, I could feel the power in the brew spreading out into me, active and alive, as though I had swallowed a huge, hyperkinetic amoeba. My fatigue quite simply vanished, and energy came rushing into me, like it sometimes does at the end of a really good concerto or overture. The pain receded down to levels that I could manage. The soreness lifted out of my muscles, and my cloudy, cloggy thought processes cleared as though someone had flushed my synapses with jalapeño. My heart rate surged, and then held steady, and I came to the abrupt conclusion that things just weren’t as bad as I had thought they were.

  I pushed myself up using my bad arm, just to spite the injury that Agent Benn had dealt me, and brushed myself off. My jumpsuit was torn and there was fresh blood on it, scrapes from the asphalt and darkening bruises on my arms and legs that I could already see—annoying little bastards. I held them in contempt.

  I shook my shield bracelet loose around my left wrist, took my blasting rod in my right hand, and turned toward the access road. I drew in a breath, smelling the odor of the rain on the asphalt, and more distantly the crisp, clean scent of autumn, almost buried by Chicago’s stink. I considered how much I loved the autumn, and composed a brief poem about it as I watched traffic force Susan’s car along and out of sight. I turned my head to view a pair of cars cut frantically across traffic and cruise down the access road. The lead car was a two-ton pickup, one of the really big ones, and Parker sat behind the wheel, looking around wildly until his eyes lit upon me, standing there in the tall weeds beside the road.

  I smiled at him and contemplated his shocked expression to my own satisfaction.

  Then I drew in a breath, and my renewed will with it, lifted the rod in my right hand, murmured a phrase in a language I didn’t know, and blew the tires off his fucking truck.

  They all went at once, in one satisfying THUMP, complete blowouts resulting from a sudden heating of the air inside the tires—a pretty slick spell to pull on the fly, heating up the air inside of the tires of a moving vehicle. The truck slewed left and right, and I could see Parker frantically rolling the steering wheel in an effort to maintain control. Two people sat in the cab with him, faces I didn’t recognize from here, and they evidently didn’t believe in seat belts. They were tossed about the inside of the truck like toys. The truck careened off the road in a spray of gravel, went past me into the weeds, hit some sort of ditch, and went into a ponderous roll.

  There was an enormous crunching sound. Car wrecks, when they happen for real and not on television, are surprisingly noisy. They sound like someone pounding empty trash cans out of shape with a sledgehammer, only louder. Parker’s truck tumbled over twice, crunched into the side of a hill, and lay on its passenger side.

  “Well then,” I said with a certain amount of professional pride. “That should take care of that.”

  I spoke too soon. There was a brittle, grinding sound, and the windshield of the truck exploded into a hectic spiderweb pattern. The sound repeated itself, and the safety glass shattered outward, followed by a foot wearing a heavy black combat boot. More glass flew outward, and then people started crawling out of the pickup, battered and bloodied. Besides Parker, there was the lantern-jawed lout whose nose I had flattened a few days ago, his nose now swollen and grotesque, and the bloodthirsty woman who had led the group into their berserk fit of lust. They were all dressed in the same variants of denim and leather, and cuts and bruises from the tossing they’d had were much in evidence.

  Parker led them out of the truck, looked back at it, stunned— and then he looked at me. I saw fear flicker in his eyes, and it brought out a satisfied surge within my own pounding heart. Served him right, the jerk. I spun my rod around once in my fingers, started whistling a bit from the overture to Carmen, and walked toward them through the grass, annoyed that I was limping and that I was dressed in a ridiculous blue jumpsuit that left inches of my arms and legs bare.

  Flatnose saw me and grunted out some sort of Neanderthal noise of surprise. He drew a handgun from inside his jacket, and it looked tiny in his hands. Without preamble he started squeezing off shots at me.

  I lifted my left hand, forced more of my boundless energy through the shield bracelet, and sang a few phrases in what I supposed could have been taken for Italian to verbally encase the spell. I continued walking forward as bullets bounded off the shield before my hand in cascades of sparks, and I even had enough breath left over to keep on whistling Carmen.

  Parker snarled and slashed at Flatnose’s wrist with the edge of his hand in a martial-arts-style movement. I heard a bone break, very clearly, but Flatnose only jerked his hand back toward his body and flashed Parker a scowl.

  “Remember why we’re here,” the shorter man said. “He’s mine.”

  “Hello there, Mr. Parker,” I called cheerfully. I suppose that the image I presented as I walked toward them would have been comic—except for all the blood, and the big smile I felt spreading over my face. It seemed to have a somewhat intimidating effect on the Streetwolves at any rate. The woman snarled at me, and for a second I could feel a wild, savage energy, the same that had surrounded the frenzying lycanthropes at the Full Moon Garage, starting to build in the air around me.

  I gave the bitch an annoyed look and slashed my hand at the air, drawling, “Disperdorus.” I forced out an effort of will I might have found daunting on another night, one when I was feeling a little less all-powerful, and the woman jerked back as though I had slapped her in the mouth. The energy she had been gathering fractured and flew apart as though it had never been. She stared at me, growing tense and nervous, and reached a hand toward a knife in a case at her hip.

  “Let’s have none of that nonsense. As I was saying,” I continued, “hello there, Mr. Parker. I know why you’re here. Heard about the ruckus on a police scanner and came down by the station looking for me, right? Hate to disappoint you, but I’m not going to allow you to kill me.”

  Flatnose scowled and said, “How did you know th—”

  Parker shoved the heel of his hand across Flatnose’s mouth in a sharp blow, and the big man shut up. “Mr. Dresden,” Parker growled. He eyed me up and down. “What exactly makes you think you can stop me from killing you?”

  I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. “Oh, I don’t know,” I chuckled. “Maybe beca
use the second you step out of line, I’m going to wreck you a whole hell of a lot worse than that truck. And because in just a couple of minutes, the police are going to be arriving to sort you out.” There was a momentary flash of dimness, where the streetlight seemed to fade, the rain to grow very cold, and then it was gone again. I blinked a little blood out of my eyes, and renewed my smile. Mustn’t let the children see weakness.

  Parker snarled his thin lips into a smile. He had bad teeth. “The cops are after your ass too, Dresden,” he said. “I don’t believe you.”

  “Once they’re here, I’m going to mysteriously disappear,” I said. “Just like, well, gosh, magic. But you guys are …” I forgot what I had been going to say for a moment. There was something nagging at the back of my mind, a detail I had forgotten.

  “I can smell your blood, wizard,” Parker said, very quietly. “God, you got no idea what it smells like.” Parker didn’t move, but the woman let out a little mewling sound and pressed against Flatnose’s side. Her eyes were focused intently on me.

  “Get a good whiff,” I managed to say. “It’s the last time you’ll smell it.” But my smile was gone. A creeping vine of uncertainty was beginning to crack the wall of confidence I had been enjoying. The rain was getting colder, the lights dimmer. My extended left arm began to ache, starting at the wounded shoulder, and my hand shook visibly. Pain started leaking in again, from every part of my battered body.

  Sanity returned in a rush. The potion. The potion was giving out on me. I had pushed myself way too hard while the first euphoria was going over me. Dispelling the intimate aura of rage and lust that the woman had begun to gather over them had been a feat I would never have considered in a stable frame of mind. There were too many unknowns. My heart was laboring along now, and I started panting. I couldn’t get enough breath to slow down my rocketing heartbeat.

  Parker and his two companions grew tense together, all at once, with no visible signal passing between them. I could feel that wild energy again, coursing down to the lycanthropes from beyond the rain clouds overhead. I swear to you, I could see the cuts on their body, from the crash, closing up before my eyes. Flatnose rolled the wrist that had just been broken, flexed his fingers at me, and gave me a grim smile.