Jim Butcher - Dresden Files Omnibus

by Jim Butcher

  The man in the eye patch finished saying whatever it was, and Mac dropped his head back and let out a short, hefty belly laugh. It lasted only a second, and then it was gone, replaced with Mac’s usual calm, genial expression, but the man in the suit sat back with an expression of pleasure on his face at the reaction.

  “It’s him,” Molly said. “Who is that?”

  “Donar Vadderung,” I told her.

  “Whoa,” Thomas said.

  Molly frowned. “The… the security company guy?”

  “CEO of Monoc Securities,” I said, nodding.

  “Empty night, Dresden,” Thomas said. “You just demanded that he come to see you?”

  “Is that bad?” Molly asked him.

  “It’s… glah,” Thomas said. “Think of doing that to Donald Trump or George Soros.”

  Molly winced. “I’m… not sure I can do that.”

  Thomas glared at me. “You set up Lara’s surveillance crew to go up against his guys?”

  I smiled.

  “Balls,” Thomas said. “She’s going to rip mine off.”

  “Tell her it wasn’t your fault. You couldn’t have stopped me. She’ll get it,” I said. “You guys sit down; get some food or something. This shouldn’t take long.”

  Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, “Wait a minute… . We’re his flunkies.”

  “You, maybe,” Thomas said, sneering. “I’m his thug. I’m way higher than a flunky.”

  “You are high if you think I’m taking any orders from you,” Molly said tartly.

  The two of them went to a far table, bickering cheerfully, and sat down, passing by the real reason we were meeting here—a modest wooden sign with simple letters burned into it: ACCORDED NEUTRAL TERRITORY.

  The Unseelie Accords had supported the various supernatural political entities over the past few turbulent decades. They were a series of agreements that, at the end of the day, were basically meant to limit conflicts between the various nations to something with a definite structure. They defined the rights of those lords who held territory, as well as the infractions that could be committed against those lords by other lords. Think of them as the Geneva Conventions of the spooky side. That’s kind of close.

  Mac had somehow gotten his place declared neutral ground. It meant that whenever any signatory of the Accords was here, he was obligated to be a good guest, to offer no harm or violence to any other signatory, and to take any violence that might erupt outside. It was a meeting ground, where there was at least a fair chance that you might actually get to finish a meal without being murdered by someone who might otherwise be a mortal enemy.

  Vadderung watched Molly and Thomas sit and then transferred his attention back to me. His single eye was an icy shade of blue, and unsettling. As I approached him, I had an instinctive impression that he could see more of me than I could of him.

  “Well, well, well,” he said. “Rumors of your death, et cetera.”

  I shrugged. “I’m sure it isn’t an uncommon play among wizards,” I said.

  Something in his eye flashed, an amused thought that went by almost before I could see it. “Fewer try it than you might think,” he said.

  “I didn’t try anything,” I said. “It just happened.”

  Vadderung reached out and lazily collected a cup of coffee. He sipped it, watching me. Then he leaned forward slightly and said slowly, “Nothing that significant just happens, Dresden.”

  I squinted at him. Shrugged. Then I said, “Mac, can I get a beer?”

  Mac had sauntered a discreet distance down the bar. He eyed me, and then a slowly ticking clock on the wall.

  “I haven’t had a drink in a lifetime,” I said. “If I go all nutty about it, you can sign me up for AA.”

  Mac snorted. Then he got me a bottle of one of his microbrewed ales. They are nectar and ambrosia. He opened it and passed me the bottle (since he knew I rarely drink beer out of a glass), and I tilted it toward him before drinking some.

  “Pretty early for that, isn’t it?” Vadderung asked.

  “I can smell the whiskey in yours from here,” I said, and held up my bottle.

  He smiled, lifted his coffee cup toward me in salute, and took a long sip as I put back some more ale. Then we both set our drinks down.

  “What do you need?” Vadderung asked.

  “Advice,” I said. “If the price is right.”

  “And what do you think a sufficient price would be?”

  “Lucy charges a nickel.”

  “Ah,” Vadderung said. “But Lucy is a psychiatrist. You realize that you’ve just cast yourself as Charlie Brown.”

  “Augh,” I said.

  Vadderung smiled. “You found it lonely where you were, I see.”

  “Why would you say that?”

  “The banter. The talk. Unnecessary companions. Many would say that now is the time for rapid, decisive action. But you have spent precious time reconnecting with your allies.” He tilted his head slightly. “Therefore, if you have such a driving need for it, I can logically assume that you have spent your recent time apart from such company. Does that seem reasonable to you?”

  “Arctis Tor isn’t much of a vacation spot,” I said.

  “No? What is it?”

  I narrowed my eyes. “Wait. Are you trying to shrink me?”

  He sipped his coffee. “Why would you ask me that question?”

  “Because you keep asking questions,” I said. “Joke’s on you, Lucy. I don’t have a nickel.” I regarded my bottle. “I’ve got time for banter. Just not for games.”

  Vadderung set his coffee down and spread his hands. “I don’t work for free,” he said.

  “I haven’t earned enough money in my entire lifetime to afford your fees,” I said. “But you don’t need more money.”

  He waited.

  “I’ll owe you one,” I said.

  That seemed to amuse the hell out of him. Wrinkled topography appeared at the corner of his eye. “Given the caliber of your talents for making enemies, I hope you’ll understand if I don’t consider what you offer a sound long-term value.”

  I smiled and sipped some beer. “But it’s worth a few minutes of your time—or you wouldn’t have come here in the first place.”

  That drew a quick flicker of an amused smile. “I will accept your offer of one favor—and a nickel.”

  “I told you. I don’t have a nickel.”

  He nodded gravely. “What do you have?”

  I rummaged in my pockets and came out with the jeweled cuff links from my tux. I showed them to him.

  “Those aren’t a nickel,” he said soberly. He leaned forward again, as he had a moment before, and spoke slowly. “What do you have?”

  I stared at him for a second. Then I said, “Friends.”

  He sat back, his blue eye all but throwing off sparks, it was so bright.

  “Thomas,” I called. “I need a nickel.”

  “What?” Thomas asked. “In cash?”

  “Yeah.”

  Thomas reached into a pocket and produced a bunch of plastic cards. He fanned them out and showed them to me. “What about these?”

  “Those aren’t a nickel,” I said.

  “Oh, for goodness’ sake.” Molly sighed. She reached into a pocket and produced what looked like a little old lady’s coin purse. Then she flicked a nickel toward me.

  I caught it. “Thanks. You’re promoted to lackey.”

  She rolled her eyes. “Hail, Ming.”

  I slid the nickel across the bar to Vadderung. “There.”

  He nodded. “Talk to me.”

  “Right,” I said. “Um. It’s about time.”

  “No,” he said, “it’s about your island.”

  I eyed him warily. “What do you mean?”

  “What I mean,” he said, “is that I know about your island. I know where it came from. I know what it does. I know what’s beneath it.”

  “Uh,” I said. “Oh.”

  “I’m aware of how
important it is that the island be well managed. Most of the people who came to your party in Mexico are.”

  By which he meant the Grey Council. Vadderung was a part of it. It was a group of folks, mostly wizards of the White Council, who had joined together because it seemed like the White Council was getting close to meltdown, and they wanted to save it. But since the rats were in the walls, the only way to do it was covertly, working in cells. I wasn’t sure who, exactly, was a member, except for my grandfather and Vadderung. He had come along with the rest of the mostly anonymous Grey Council when I’d gone to take my daughter back from the Red Court, and seemed to fit right in.

  Of course, I was pretty sure he wasn’t a wizard. I was pretty sure he was a lot more than that.

  So I broke it down for him, speaking very quietly. I told him about the attack being aimed at the island from across time. Hard lines appeared in his face as I did.

  “Idiots,” he breathed. “Even if they could defeat the banefire…”

  “Wait,” I said. “Banefire?”

  “The fail-safe,” Vadderung said. “The fire the island showed you.”

  “Right. It’ll kill everything held there rather than let them escape, right?”

  “It is the only way,” Vadderung said. “If anyone managed to set free the things in the Well…”

  “Seems like it would be bad,” I said.

  “Not bad,” Vadderung said. “The end.”

  “Oh,” I said. “Good to know. The island didn’t mention that part.”

  “The island cannot accept it as a possibility,” Vadderung said absently.

  “It should probably put its big-girl pants on, then,” I said. “The way I understand it, it might already be too late. I mean, for all I know, someone cast this spell a hundred years ago. Or a hundred years from now.”

  Vadderung waved a hand. “Nonsense. There are laws that govern the progression of time in relation to space, like everything else.”

  “Meaning what?”

  “Meaning that the echoes caused by the temporal event are proportionately greater than the span of time that was bridged,” he said. “Had the attack been launched from a century ago, or hence, the echoes of it would have begun far, far in advance of the event—centuries ago. These echoes have appeared only within the past few days. I would guess, roughly, that the attack must originate only hours from the actual, real-time occurrence.”

  “Which is tomorrow,” I said. “So it’s happening sometime today or sometime tomorrow.”

  “Most likely not tomorrow,” Vadderung said. “Altering one’s past is more than mildly difficult.”

  “The paradox thing?” I asked. “Like, if I go back and kill my grandfather, how was I ever born to go back and kill my grandfather?”

  “Paradox is an overrated threat. There is… a quality similar to inertia at work. Once an event has occurred, there is an extremely strong tendency for that event to occur. The larger, more significant, or more energetic the event, the more it tends to remain as it originally happened, despite any interference.”

  I frowned. “There’s… a law of the conservation of history?”

  Vadderung grinned. “I’ve never heard it phrased quite like that, but it’s accurate enough. In any event, overcoming that inertia requires tremendous energy, will, and a measure of simple luck. If one wishes to alter the course of history, it’s a far simpler matter to attempt to shape the future.”

  I grunted. “So if I go back in time and kill my grandfather, what happens?”

  “He beats you senseless, I suspect,” Vadderung said, his gaze direct.

  Oh, man. Vadderung knew about Ebenezar. Which meant that either he was higher in the old man’s circle of trust than I was, or he had access to an astoundingly scary pool of information.

  “You know what I mean,” I said. “Paradox? Universe goes poof?”

  “If it works like that, I’ve never seen it, as evidenced by the fact that…” He spread his hands. “Here it is. I suspect a different form of apocalypse happens.”

  I frowned. “Like what?”

  “A twinned universe,” Vadderung said. “A new parallel reality, identical except for that event. One in which you never existed, and one in which you failed to kill your grandfather.”

  I pursed my lips. “That… doesn’t really end well for me in either case.”

  “An excellent reason not to meddle in the natural course of time, wouldn’t you say? Meddling with time is an irrationally, outrageously, catastrophically dangerous and costly business. I encourage you to avoid it at all costs.”

  “You and the White Council,” I said. “So it’s going to happen sometime today or tonight.”

  Vadderung nodded. “And nearby.”

  “Why?”

  “Because the energy requirements are astronomical,” he said. “Bridging a temporal gap of any length is something utterly beyond the reach of any mortal practitioner acting alone. Doing such a thing and then trying to project the spell over a distance as well? The difficulty of it would be prohibitive. And do not forget how much water surrounds the island, which will tend to mitigate any energy sent toward it—that’s one reason the Well was built there.”

  I nodded. All of that hung together, based upon everything I knew of magic. People always assume that magic is a free ride—but it isn’t. You can’t pull energy from nowhere, and there are laws that govern how it behaves.

  “So this… time bomb. It has to come from how close?” I asked.

  “The shores of the lake, I suspect,” Vadderung said. “The island itself would be the ideal location, but I doubt that it will cooperate with any such effort.”

  “Not hardly,” I agreed. “And you can’t just scribble a chalk circle and pull this spell out of your hat. It’s got to have an energy source. A big one.”

  “Precisely,” Vadderung said.

  “And those things tend to stand out.”

  He smiled. “They do.”

  “And whoever is trying to pull this off, if they know enough about futzing with time to be making this attempt, they know that the echoes will warn people that it’s coming. They’ll be ready to argue with anyone who tries to thwart them.”

  “They most certainly will.” He finished his coffee.

  I had made the right call here. Vadderung’s advice had changed the problem from something enormous and inexplicable to something that was merely very difficult, very dangerous, and likely to get me killed.

  “Um,” I said. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but… this is a high-stakes game.”

  “The highest, yes,” he agreed.

  “I’m thinking that maybe someone with a little more experience and better footing should handle it. Someone like you, maybe.”

  He shook his head. “It isn’t practical.”

  I frowned. “Not practical?”

  “It must be you.”

  “Why me?”

  “It’s your island,” Vadderung said.

  “That makes no sense.”

  He tilted his head and looked at me. “Wizard… you have been dead and returned. It has marked you. It has opened doors and paths that you do not yet know exist, and attracted the attention of beings who formerly would never have taken note of your insignificance.”

  “Meaning what?” I asked.

  There was no humor at all in his face. “Meaning that now more than ever, you are a fulcrum. Meaning that your life is about to become very, very interesting.”

  “I don’t understand,” I said.

  He leaned forward slightly. “Correct that.” He looked at his watch and rose. “I’m afraid I’m out of time.”

  I shook my head, rising with him, blocking him. “Wait. My plate is already pretty full here, and if you haven’t noticed, I’m barely competent to keep myself alive, much less to prevent Arkham Asylum from turning into the next Tunguska blast.”

  Vadderung met my eyes with his and said in a growl, “Move.”

  I moved.

  I looke
d away, too. I’d seen too many things with my Sight already. And I had a bad feeling that trading a soulgaze with Vadderung would not improve my performance over the next day or so.

  “Where are Hugin and Munin?” I asked.

  “I left them at the office,” he said. “They don’t like you, I’m afraid.”

  “Birdbrains,” I muttered.

  He smiled, nodded to Mac, and walked to the door.

  “Can I do this?” I asked his back.

  “You can.”

  I made an exasperated sound. “How do you know?”

  Odin turned to look back at me with his gleaming eye, his teeth bared in a wolf’s smile, the scar on either side of his eye patch silver in the light coming through the door. “Perhaps,” he murmured, “you already have.”

  Then he opened the door and left.

  I scowled at where he’d been standing, and then slouched back on my barstool. I grabbed my beer, finished it, and set it down a little harder than I had to.

  Mac was back at the grill, making some of his famous steak sandwiches for Thomas and Molly. I waved at him, but before I could say anything, he had already added another steak to the first two. My stomach growled as I got up and went to Molly and Thomas’s table.

  Perhaps you already have.

  Now, what the hell had he meant by that?

  Chapter

  Twenty-two

  I filled Molly and Thomas in on what I had learned from Vadderung while we ate. Mac’s steak sandwiches were too awesome not to eat, even if it was more or less breakfast time.

  Molly blinked as I finished. “Uh. Who is that guy?”

  Thomas gave me an even look. My brother had figured it out. He tilted his head microscopically toward Molly.

  “A friend, I think,” I said. “When you work it out, you’re ready to know.”

  “Ah.” Molly frowned and toyed with a few crumbs, pushing them around with a forefinger. She nodded. “Okay.”

  “So what’s next?” Thomas asked.

  I finished the last few bites of my sandwich in a hurry. Man, that tasted good. I washed it down with some more of Mac’s excellent beer. Normally, a couple of bottles along with a meal would leave me ready for a nap. Today they felt about as soporific as Red Bull.