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Doppelgangbanger

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by Cortney Lamar Charleston


  belonged to someone he grew up with that never grew to be

  his age. Common sense says you have to be careful with boys

  like that: they always try to find out where they come from.

  Moving Day (New Kids in the Neighborhood)

  after Norman Rockwell

  I pack my entire life into a box and then: checkmark.

  Census says there are few like us where we’re going—

  a land of milk. We are a posse as much as we are a family

  of five, complexions of common connotation and towing

  a dog that looks like a coyote, even our minivan the

  color of a slur. As we roll deeply down the unfamiliar

  highway, I look through the tinted window and make

  inferences; I’ve got a knack for naming the makes of cars,

  but realize the further we get from familiar roads, the more

  foreign the brands: Japanese luxuries, German, Italian; had

  I been just two years older I’d recognize this as, possibly,

  the makings of a war. Instead, the grass distracts me—

  the abundance of it, the fresh diagonal cuts striping it

  with a touch of shade on every plot, sprinklers spitting on

  opposite sides of the smooth street. The houses themselves

  are clearly of the same pedestrian mind; a sense of order is

  baked into the architecture, the condition of park land, and

  somehow, this causes disturbance in me I fear replicating.

  Kids, who appear to be about my age, run between the

  gateless yards; some bicycle with helmets and kneepads on,

  mothers policing from behind. When we pull up to the bricks

  that belong to us from now on, I pause a moment to take in

  the size compared to what I’ve known; the world, apparently,

  can’t be as small as the saying goes. The driveway is a long

  shadow of the lanes we’ve stayed in to get here with a big

  mailbox at the end. It reminds me of the address I couldn’t

  memorize for giving away. I wait forever for letters that never

  come, or at least till dark. I can’t recall if the boys across the

  street spoke to me that first day, or if they just watched me

  stand there, patiently, from some immeasurable distance.

  I recall a large, empty room with light carpet, almost

  white. I recall starting to unpack my box: looking inside and

  it being so dark I couldn’t be sure the bottom even existed.

  White History Month

  formally begins on February 1st and concludes January 31st.

  You can always tell when it’s that time of year, what with all

  the flattering commercials, the rampant TV documentaries,

  the dedicated Jeopardy! category everybody breezes through

  with their Washingtons, Twains, and Rockefellers instead of

  tackling more difficult subjects such as astrophysics. Now,

  on such an episode of Jeopardy!, were Alex Trebek to read,

  “This twentieth-century historian, author, and journalist pioneered

  celebration of the precursor to modern White History Month,”

  “Who is Carter G. Woodson?” would be both the correct and

  incorrect response. The most amusing thing about Jeopardy!

  is that, to its three contestants, it frames questions as answers

  and answers as questions, and in such a setup the pale truth

  can be lost inside technical fact and suppressive spotlights.

  Frankly, the founder of the historical-cultural celebration

  known as White History Month isn’t one man, but a strange

  phenomenon of physics—a rip in spacetime we’re pulled to

  by a form of gravity. I’m not sure if Einstein would agree, but

  I believe a black hole can be as small as the space in the lips

  of a blue-eyed boy’s mouth mid-question, as he innocently

  inquires with our Social Studies teacher as to why there’s not

  a Black History Month. I don’t even hear the explosion before

  I’m sucked from my chair into a chasm behind his teeth where

  light doesn’t exist. I’m not sure if skin color can even survive

  where light can’t but, in that void, my voice to say or sing sweet

  songs that spirited away slaves from their sufferings would be

  reduced to a vibration only sonar reads. To confirm, I’d have to

  wait for that same boy to spit me out to the other side, which is

  a perfect copy except for the color of the question itself—not

  its asker, or answerer, or the calendar thumbtacked to the wall

  with other cheesy curriculum-themed decor, though I see on

  the banner above the chalkboard that WHITE was scrawled

  over a word I ache inside of every day, on every side. I guess

  in either universe, my peanut allergy isn’t solely fit for game

  show trivia; maybe what makes my body too sick to process it

  is the same thing making George Washington Carver notable—

  and though it’s good I alerted my teacher the first day of school,

  maybe she just saw me and knew. I bet she saw me and knew.

  Still Life with Black Boy’s Face Overlaying Project Buildings

  Hall of Famer Frank Thomas, from 1990 to 2005,

  hit 448 home runs over the fence for the White Sox

  with the notorious Robert Taylor Homes standing just

  beyond ballpark grounds across the Dan Ryan Expressway:

  the high-rises, bruises against the city-flag-blue sky,

  eyesores. When the last tower came down, I don’t remember

  the president, the mayor, or any other politician standing

  in front of the rubble with a megaphone vowing to get

  the ones who did this; incrimination isn’t done quite so

  publicly here, plus a project is a project is a project.

  Whenever folks rolled to Comiskey, they saw those towers

  and thought of G-Baby from Hardball, comedic little black boy

  baseball player shot outside a building that looked sort of

  just like those; Keanu Reeves’s character was kind of torn up

  about the whole thing. Good riddance!—their one Red Line

  train of thought, tears in their blue and green eyes. Hood

  riddance, too. As we drive past, I glimpse the ghost of my young

  face in the car window, overlaying the empty lot with reflection.

  It’s a place where many people died but many, many, many more

  lived. Those are the folks I identify with: I know what it’s like

  to live; I have no idea what it means to die—I guess I’m not black

  in that way. I’m, as they say, “blessed and highly favored.”

  Triggernometry

  For

  you, the

  first triangle:

  Father and Son and

  Holy Ghost, and you hear

  from everybody Southern fried in

  your life the devil be a master mimic—

  be a mathematician speaking the language

  of the boot that kicked him out of those pearly

  gates. And you’re smart, so you take notes: sanctuary

  sits between 108th & 109th Streets on Halsted. That’s in

  The Hundreds, high numbers, too many names of dead boys

  for you to count, and your church sits locked behind an iron gate,

  black like both sides it divides. Both sides root for a basketball team

  that ran the triangle offense all the way to glory, and Jordan is God to

  this day, and people have died for his feet, so many over the years, nobody

  counts. And Chicago is the angle between sides, between brothers:
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  a tangent of death. You question if the letters in your textbook

  are pronounced sign or sin. You know the devil be a shape

  shifter. Nothing about this particular triangle is right.

  You’re smart. You take notes: see that same shape

  in your history class drawn in red, a long trail of

  blood between Africa, Europe, and America

  that gives the ocean a crooked mouth on

  the map. It speaks to you, begs an old

  practiced recall: slaves obey thy

  masters. And you’re smart,

  so you realize that all of

  you Southern frieds

  have been had,

  are owned to

  this very

  day:

  it’s all algebra, trig-, you say,

  jotting your name boldly

  atop your test, that

  test itself being

  just another

  A+ plus—

  plus.

  Jumpman: A Ghazal with Pivots

  In a city where bird is basketed on a bed of white bread and french fries,

  flyness is predicated on what emblem is rocked on feet, see: Jumpman.

  Gospel’s basis begins by testimony, always. In this case, He: Jumpman.

  God disguised as Michael Jordan, quipped the man nicknamed Legend.

  It’s gotta be the shoes, right? Gravity-defiers. Deifiers, for real. The way

  he hangs crooked in the air as a hanged man’s neck. He got jumps, man!

  The latest pair released. Bad move: these kids just might be jumped, man.

  Tongue sticking out: how boys brashly walk windy streets when they got

  them things, three digits easy. He makes shoes for Republicans, too. Puffs

  cigars, clipping balls off tees. Logo of a personality: he been jumped, man.

  Posts up. Double-teamed. Kicks out. Re-posts. Three dribbles in. Fakes right.

  Pivots baseline. Fades away. Defender? High enough? He can’t jump, man!

  Hoop. Ear ring. Peddle cologne. Open restaurants. Eat free: like Jumpman.

  All I want to do is ball. Be at least six feet, six inches tall. Wear that gold.

  Die. I’m a kid, you see. I got dreams of mansion wings. Let me jump, man!

  Don’t start talking to me about sweatshops. Wife-cheating. Rolling loaded—

  another pair snatched off a body: should’ve ducked, but he jumped, man.

  If I could be like Mike!, choirboys sing, but come June His phone just rings.

  He came back a second time, but with no growth spurt in sight, I minded to

  bookish things: ballistics, statistics, saving lives. A better me jumped, man.

  Jim Opus [jim oh-puh s]

  [2nd Period, Honors English

  during class reading of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn]

  * * * * *

  pale people can’t even imagine

  nigger

  loveus loving our families

  my mompushed me out

  nigger

  and thatwas history

  she and my dad took me out of

  nigger

  schoolnow I can read

  an acclaimed book with

  nigger

  inside itand I am blessed by

  slave sharecropper blood

  the pigment of ink

  coiled into alphabet

  a manner of celebrating

  commending complimenting

  my blackassness as precious metal

  counting me in Du Bois’s fraction

  giving me deed to my industrious

  mindthe “gap” between my

  Jim

  bodyand an idea to hire

  niggasas in employment

  where white made kin felons broke

  prospectsa chance at

  homes that weren’t shotgun

  propertya paradise for

  nigger

  spawnthe shady the sketch

  somebody who knows

  better still than only

  living in my look

  Still Life with Skateboarding Rapper Orbited by Nerd Paraphernalia

  The Internet is an alternate ghetto: around the way girls hiking

  skirts or cutting their shorts above the cheeks and the blush of

  virgins; a gang of brothers pushing bootlegged music and movies

  in a barbershop full of avatars, trying to keep their given names

  out of the mouths of piracy laws. And I actually fit into this hood

  for once, as if my arms were dictionaries, my fitting jeans held up

  by a barbed wire belt. FBI done warned about my coming back

  in the 60s: the black male intellect, wearing newly prescript

  glasses, my haircut manicured low like so many suburban lawns

  surrounding me, grade point average likely on point, and it was,

  because in my high school, I played the first guard against every

  stereotype adding negative numbers to our credit in the eyes of

  administration, and even then my jump shot was still wet like

  the back of her lip, her referring to whoever the homie was

  gaming at the time. But my brow stayed furled, because I didn’t

  play games. I had goals on my mind at all times, and my teachers

  recognized that because my fire—like Chicago’s of either hooves

  or guns—was real, and they were real, the ones who recognized,

  pulled me to the side after class, asked if I would be a mentor,

  be a tutor to some of the younger kids in the school who, like

  me, were trying to escape the shadow of American history to

  varying degrees of success, from second-degree to first-degree

  to felonies and misdemeanors. And here I am, shadow with bone,

  trying to get my first diploma, then go to college and get a second,

  adding to my kill count like a kind of domestic terrorist. And this

  became my motivation for taking that plea to heart: trying to

  help get more black bodies into black gowns and mortarboards.

  And before I knew it, them same kinfolks tagged the name Lupe

  on me: a co-sign, a big-up, a verbal dap. The first time anybody

  ever mistook me for a rapper, an early legend of the Internet,

  where all the knowledge in the world lives, making me to them:

  Google in a Coogi hoodie, or a file-share, or just respectable.

  No Weapon Formed Against Me Shall Prosper

  unless planted after the fact. I’m talking a loaded pistol

  with the serial number filed off. I’m talking powder, pills

  and paraphernalia. I’m talking any and everything criminal

  that can be stashed in an evidence locker until a suspect

  moment in the suspect’s eyes: a locker that may be made

  of malleable metal, or even a combination of collagen and

  calcium compounds, you know, just like skull bone is.

  Yes, I know exactly what I’m saying, ma’am. I know what

  the knock against black students in this school is, overheard it:

  all of us knuckleheads, always on some ole knuck and buck,

  knuck and buck, knuck and buck, very few in folk but just

  enough around to burn posh ’burbs to the ground, for blinking

  red-dotted eyes to remain peeled, thrown on hallway walls,

  in corners and crannies waiting for slip-ups over small shit or

  suspicious sleight of hand; there are no blind spots here, no.

  And here I thought it was the exam that made me so

  jittery—junior year, ACT, Ivy League on the line—

  but how could I be certain in these circumstances?

  I’ll admit it: when you kicked me out of the exam for even

  looking in K. Chen’s direction, I appreciate that you did so

  q
uietly for the sake of my rep as the smartest kid in that room

  and the next one over, college brochure material; I don’t know

  if you appreciate how quietly I went, first to tutor after class,

  then to register, again, secure my 99th-percentile triumph just

  one month later, sitting in the front row of a foreign classroom,

  staring at the drab wall like I was already living in a jail cell.

  There is nothing that can be said about all of this because this

  is something polite people don’t talk about. I can’t say you

  were right, but I won’t say you were wrong, either. Maybe

  there really was a dime bag in my backpack that only you

  could see; I don’t have but the faintest idea how it got there.

  Thugonomics

  Beyond the GPA boost, AP Microeconomics comes to life

  for me once Veit introduces the concept of indifference

  curves: a graph, a line drawn between two bundles of goods

  where a consumer is given equal satisfaction and utility.

  I think about where I’ve seen one before in real terms—

  on the face of a bigger, blacker boy. Wife-beater

  wearing. Fitted hat banked hard left, the brim flipped

  up like a finger to the law. He’s looking me up

  and down, lips crooked like a checkmark as he

  takes a secret ballot on running my pockets

  skinny of heavy coins and a few dead presidents—

  nayyaynayyaynay.

  According to theory, the choice behind his smug grin is

  between a large order of french fries, fists and handcuffs,

  or just one jawbreaker, his cheeks swollen in the suck

  of sugar, as if punched by some sucka who ran away.

  How many beautiful boys have been bruised that way,

  by the bleakness of being broke or the blow against it

 

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