A Pocket Full of Rye

by Agatha Christie

"I didn't leave an address. But she wouldn't have,, anyway. We're not a devoted family."

  "No."

  He shot a quick look at her.

  "Got the windup? About my family? You needn't We're not going to live with them, or anything like that. Well have our own little place somewhere. Horses, dogs, anything y(Yu like."

  "But there will still be the 5:18."

  "For me, yes. To and fro to the city all togged up. But don't worry, sweet-there are rural pockets, even round London. And lately I've felt the sap of financial affairs rising in me. After all it's in my blood, from both sides of the family."

  "You hardly remember your mother, do you?"

  "She always seemed to me incredibly old. She was old, of course. Nearly fifty when Elaine was born. She wore lots of clinking things and lay on the sofa and used to read me stories about knights and ladies which bored me stiff. Tennyson's Idylls of the King. I suppose I was fond of her....

  She was very-colorless, you know. I recall that, looking back."

  "You don't seem to have been particularly fond of anybody," said Pat disapprovingly.

  Lance grasped and squeezed her arm.

  "I'm fond of you," he said.

  Chapter Seven

  INSPECTOR NEELE WAS Still holding the telegraph message in his hand when he heard a car drive up to the front door and stop with a careless scrunching of brakes.

  Mary Dove said, "That will be Mrs. Fortescue now."

  Inspector Neele moved forwards to the front door. Out of the tail of his eye, he saw Mary Dove melt unobtrusively into the background and disappear. Clearly she intended to take no part in the forthcoming scene. A remarkable display of tact and discretion, and also a rather remarkable lack of curiosity. Most women, Inspector Neele decided, would have remained . . .

  As he reached the front door be was aware of the butler, Crump, coming forward from the back of the hall. So he had heard the car.

  The car was a Rolls Bentley sports model coups. Two people got out of it and came towards the house. As they reached the door, it opened. Surprised, Adele Fortescue stared at Inspector Neele.

  He realized at once that she was a very beautiful woman, and he realized, too, the force of Mary Dove's comment which had so shocked him at the time. Adele Fortescue was a sexy piece. In figure and type she resembled the blonde Miss Grosvenor, but whereas Miss Grosvenor was all glamour without and all respectability within, Adele Fortescue was glamour all through. Her appeal was obvious, not subtle. It said simply to every man, "Here am I. I'm a woman." She spoke and moved and breathed sex, and yet, within it all, her eyes had a shrewd, appraising quality. Adele Fortescue, he thought, liked men, but she would always like money even better.

  His eyes went on behind her to the figure who carried her golf clubs. He knew the type very well. It was the type that specialized in the young wives of rich and elderly men. Mr. Vivian Dubois, if this was he, had that rather forced masculinity which is, in reality, nothing of the kind. He was the type of man who "understands" women.

  "Mrs. Fortescue?"

  "Yes." It was a wide blue-eyed gaze. "But I don't know -',

  "I am Inspector Neele. I'm afraid I have bad news for you.”

  "Do you mean-a burglary-something of that kind?"

  "No, nothing of that kind. It is about your husband. He was taken seriously ill this morning."

  "Rex? Ill?"

  "We have been trying to get in touch with you since half past eleven this morning."

  "Where is he? Here? Or in the hospital?"

  "He was taken to St. Jude's Hospital. I'm afraid you must prepare yourself for a shock."

  "You don't mean-he isn't-dead."

  She lurched forward a little and clutched his arm.

  Gravely, feeling like someone playing a part in a stage performance, the Inspector supported her into the hall.

  Crump was hovering eagerly.

  "Brandy she'll be needing," he said.

  I 'be deep voice of Mr. Dubois said, "That's right, Crump.

  Get the brandy." To the Inspector he said, "In here."

  He opened a door on the left. The procession filed in. The Inspector and Adele Fortescue, Vivian Dubois, and Crump with a decanter and two glasses.

  Adele Fortescue sank onto an easy chair, her eyes covered with her band. She accepted the glass that the Inspector offered and took a tiny sip, then pushed it away.

  "I don't want it," she said. "I'm all right. But tell me, what was it? A stroke, I suppose? Poor Rex."

  "It wasn't a stroke, Mrs. Fortescue."

  "Did you say you were an Inspector?" It was Mr. Dubois who made the inquiry.

  Neele turned to him. "That's right," he said pleasantly. "Inspector Neele of the C I D."

  He saw the alarm grow in the dark eyes. Mr. Dubois did not like the appearance of an Inspector of the C I D. He didn't like it at all.

  "What's up?" he said. "Something wrong, eh?"

  Quite unconsciously be backed away a little towards the door. Inspector Neele noted the movement.

  "I'm afraid," he said to Mrs. Fortescue, "that there will have to be an inquest."

  "An inquest? Do you mean-what do you mean?"

  "I'm afraid this is all very distressing for you, Mrs. Fortescue." The words came smoothly. "It seemed advisable to find out as soon as possible exactly what Mr. Fortescue had to cat or drink before leaving for the office this morning."

  "Do you mean he might have been poisoned?"

  "Well, yes, it would seem so."

  "I can't believe it. Oh, you mean food poisoning." Her voice dropped half an octave on the last words.

  His face woo-den, his voice still smooth, Inspector Neele said, "Why, yes, madam, what did you think I meant?"

  She ignored that question, hurrying on.

  "But we've been all right-all of us."

  "You can speak for all the members of the family?"

  "Well, of course-I can't really."

  Dubois said with a great show of consulting his watch, "I'll have to push off, Adele. Dreadfully sorry. You'll be all right, won't you? I mean, there are the maids, and the little Dove and all that-"

  "Oh Vivian, don't. Don't go."

  It was quite a wail, and it affected Mr. Dubois adversely. His retreat quickened.

  "Awfully sorry, old girl. Important engagement. I'm putting up at the Dormy House, by the way, Inspector. If your, want me for anything."

  Inspector Neele nodded. He had no wish to detain Mr. Dubois. But he recognized Mr. Dubois' departure for what it was. Mr. Dubois was running away from trouble.

  Adele Fortescue said, in an attempt to carry off the situation, "It's such a shock, to come back and find the police in the house."

  "I'm sure it must be. But you see, it was necessary to act promptly in order to obtain the necessary specimens of foodstuffs, coffee, tea, etc."

  "Tea and coffee? But they're not poisonous? I expect it's the awful bacon we sometimes get. It's quite uneatable sometimes."

  "We shall find out, Mrs. Fortescue. Don't worry. You'd be surprised at some of the things that can happen. We once had a case of digitalis poisoning. It turned out that foxglove leaves had been picked in mistake for horse-radish."

  "You think something like that could happen here?"

  "We shall know better after the autopsy, Mrs. Fortescue. "The autop-- Oh I see." She shivered.

  The Inspector went on: "You've got a lot of yew round the house, haven't you, madam? There's no possibility, I suppose, of the berries or leaves having got-mixed up in anything?"

  He was watching her closely. She stared at him.

  "Yew berries? Are they poisonous?"

  The wonder seemed a little too wide-eyed and innocent.

  "Children have been known to e-at them with unfortunate results."

  Adele clasped her hands to her head.

  "I can't bear to talk about it any more. Must I? I want to go and lie down. I can't stand any more. Mr. Percival Fortescue will arrange everything. I can't-I can't-it isn't fair
to ask me."

  "We are getting in touch with Mr. Percival Fortescue as soon as possible. Unfortunately he is away in the North of England."

  "Oh yes, I forgot."

  "There's just one other thing, Mrs. Fortescue. There was a small quantity of grain in your husband's pocket. Could you give me some explanation of that?"

  She shook her head. She appeared quite bewildered.

  "Would anyone have slipped it in there as a joke?"

  "I don't see why it would be a joke."

  Inspector Neele did not see either. He said, "I won't trouble you any further at present, Mrs. Fortescue. Shall I send one of the maids to you? Or Miss Dove?"

  "What?" The word came abstractedly. He wondered what she had been thinking about.

  She fumbled with her bag and pulled out a handkerchief. Her voice trembled.

  "It's so awful," she said unsteadily. "I'm only just beginning to take it in. I've really been numbed up to now. Poor Rex. Poor dear Rex."

  She sobbed in a manner that was almost convincing.

  Inspector Neele watched her respectfully for a moment or two.

  "It's been very sudden, I know," he said. "I'll send someone to you."

  He went towards the door, opened it and passed through. He paused for a moment before looking into the room.

  Adele Fortescue held the handkerchief to her eyes. The ends of it hung down but did not quite obscure her mouth. On her lips was a very faint smile.

  Chapter Eight

  "I'VE GOT WHAT I could, sir." So Sergeant Hay reported. "The marmalade, bit of the ham. Samples of tea, coffee and sugar, for what they're worth. Actual brews have been thrown out by now, of course, but there's one point. There was a good lot of coffee left over and they had it in the servants' ball at elevenses. That's important, I should say."

  "Yes, that's important. Shows that if he took it in his coffee, it must have been slipped into the actual cup."

  "By one of those present. Exactly. I've inquired, cautious like, about tills yew stuff-berries or leaves-there's been none of it seen about the house. Nobody seems to know anything about the cereal in his pocket, either.... It just seems daft to them. Seem daft to me, too. He doesn't seem to have been one of those faddists who eat any mortal thing so long as it isn't cooked. My sister's husband's like that. Raw carrots, raw peas, raw turnips. But even he doesn't eat raw grain. Why, I should say it would swell up in your inside something awful."

  The telephone rang, and on a nod from the Inspector Sergeant Hay sprinted off to answer it. Following him, Neele found that it was headquarters on the line. Contact had been made with Mr. Percival Fortescue, who was returning to London immediately.

  As the Inspector replaced the telephone, a car drew up at the front door. Crump went to the door and opened it. The woman who stood there had her arms full of parcels. Crump took them from her.

  "Thanks, Crump. Pay the taxi, will you? I'll have tea now. Is Mrs. Fortescue or Miss Elaine in?"

  The butler hesitated, looking back over his shoulder.

  "We've had bad news, ma'am," he said. "About the master."

  "About Mr. Fortescue?"

  Neele came forward. Cramp said: "This is Mrs. Percival, sir."

  "What is it? what's happened? An accident?"

  The Inspector looked her over as he replied. Mrs. Percival Fortescue was a plump woman with a discontented mouth. Her age he judged to be about thirty. Her questions came with a kind of eagerness. The thought flashed across his mind that she must be very bored.

  "I'm sorry to have to tell you that Mr. Fortescue was taken to St. Jude's Hospital this morning seriously ill and has since died."

  "Died? You mean he's dead?" The news was clearly even more sensational than she had hoped for. "Dear me, this is a surprise. My husband's away. You'll have to get in touch with him. he's in the North somewhere. I daresay they'll know at the office. He'll have to see to everything. Things always happen at the most awkward moment, don't they?"

  She paused for a moment, twig things over in her mind.

  "It depends, I suppose," she said, "where they'll have the funeral. Down here, I suppose. Or will it be in London?"

  "That will be for the family to say."

  "Of course. I only just wondered." For the first time she took direct cognizance of the man who was speaking to her.

  "Are you from the office?" she asked. "You're not a doctor, are you?"

  "I'm a police officer. Mr. Fortescue's death was very sudden and'

  She interrupted him.

  "Do you mean he was murdered? It was the first time that word had been spoken. Neele carefully surveyed her eager, questioning face.

  "Now why should you think that, madam?"

  "Well, people are, sometimes. You said 'sudden." And you're police. Have you seen her about it? What did she say?”

  "I don't quite understand to whom you are referring.?"

  "Adele, of course. I always told Val his father was crazy to go marry a woman years younger than himself. There's no fool like an old fool. Besotted about that awful creature, he was. And now look what comes of it.... A nice mess we're all in. Pictures in the paper and reporters coming round. She paused, obviously visualizing the future in a series of crude, highly-colored pictures. He thought that the prospect was still, not wholly unpleasing. She turned back to him.

  "What was it? Arsenic?"

  In a repressive voice Inspector Neele said, "The cause of death has yet to be ascertained. There will be an autopsy and an inquest."

  "But you know already, don't you? Or you wouldn't come down here."

  There was a sudden shrewdness in her plump, rather foolish face.

  "You've been asking about what he ate and drank, I suppose? Dinner last night. Breakfast this morning. And all the drinks, of course."

  He could see her mind ranging vividly over all the possibilities. He said, with caution, "It seems possible that Mr. Fortescue's illness resulted from something he ate at breakfast."

  "Breakfast?" She seemed surprised. "That's difficult. I don't see how . . ."

  She paused and shook her head.

  "I don't see how she could have done it then ... unless she slipped something into the coffee when Elaine and I weren't looking . . ."

  A quiet voice spoke softly beside them: "Your tea is all ready in the library, Mrs.. Val."

  Mrs. Val jumped.

  "Oh, thank you, Miss Dove. Yes, I could do with a cup of tea. Really, I feel quite bowled over. What about you, Mr.-Inspector-"

  "Thank you, not just now."

  The plump figure hesitated and then went slowly away.

  As she disappeared through a doorway, Mary Dove murmured softly, "I don't think she's ever heard of the term slander."

  Inspector Neele did not reply. Mary Dove went on: "Is there anything I can do for you?"

  "Where can I find the housemaid, Ellen?"

  "I wig take you to her. She's just gone upstairs."

  Ellen proved to be grim but unafraid. Her sour old face looked triumphantly at the Inspector.

  "It's a shocking business, sir. And I never thought I'd live to find myself in a house where that sort of thing has been going on. But in a way I can't say that it surprises me. I ought to have given my notice in long ago and that's a fact. I don't like the language that's used in this house, and I don't like the amount of drink that's taken, and I don't approve of the goings-on there've been. I've nothing against Mrs. Crump, but Crump and that girl Gladys just don't know what proper service is. But it's the goings-on that I mind about most."

  "What goings-on do you mean exactly?"

  "You'll soon hear about them if you don't know already. It's common talk all over the place. They've been seen here, there and everywhere. All this pretending to play golf-or tennis. And I've seen things with my own eyes in this house. The library door was open and there they were, kissing and canoodling."

  The venom of the spinster was deadly. Neele really felt it unnecessary to say "Whom do you mean?" but he said it neve
rtheless.

  "Who should I mean? The mistress-and that man. No shame about it, they hadn't. But if you ask me, the master had got wise to it. Put someone on to watch them, he had. Divorce, that's what it would have come to. Instead, it's come to this."

  "When you say this, you mean-"