Girl's Guide to Witchcraft

by Mindy Klasky

CHAPTER 21

  NEKO SAID, “TELL me again what you’re looking for?”

  I waved my hand at the stacks of books surrounding us. “I don’t even know, really. Something that will help my grandmother. A spell that I can work for her to get better faster. Something to help her breathe more easily. To keep her fever down.”

  I’d spent the entire day at the hospital, but I was too tired to sleep. After climbing in bed at midnight, I’d stared up at the ceiling, telling myself that I really needed to get my rest. When the digital clock flashed 3:00, though, I’d given up.

  When I’d snuck into the living room, Neko was instantly awake, calling out from his makeshift bed on one of the overstuffed couches. I hadn’t heard him come in from his dinner with Roger; that was a sign of how distracted I’d been. I’d made us a pot of chamomile tea, and we’d discussed the relative merits of standard undershirts versus a-shirts. (According to Neko, Roger had a distressing tendency to wear the latter. I didn’t want to know more.)

  We’d retreated to the basement when I realized that I just wasn’t going to get any sleep that night. If anything, the books were in greater disarray than when I’d first discovered them. I had personally thumbed through the shelves a couple of times, studying titles and bindings, and I suspected that Neko had been prowling around during the days, when I was at work. I really needed to make the time commitment to getting them in order.

  Right. After Gran got out of the hospital. After the opera guild’s Harvest Gala. After the trip up to the Farm.

  “How about crystals?” Neko asked.

  “What!” I hadn’t mentioned Clara to him. What possible good could it do to tell my familiar about her oracular harmonic-convergence-centering crystal-cleansing?

  “All the best witches use them.” Neko looked around the basement. “I know there’s a box in here somewhere.”

  “You have got to be kidding.” Were the crystals really another link between Clara and me? More proof that my family had magical roots?

  Neko blinked. “I never kid. Not about magic anyway. It’s not in my nature to joke about my essential raison d’etre.”

  I sighed. Far be it from me to question my familiar’s essential raison d’etre.

  Neko crossed the basement, peering into the darkest corner. “Let’s see. I sensed it when you first awakened me. I could feel all of the power in the room—that’s one of the first things they teach us, to take an inventory of our surroundings.”

  “Who is ‘they?’”

  “The Coven.” Neko looked at me as if I were either insane or heinously stupid. “Maybe you’re too tired to think about this tonight. If you want to go back to bed, I’ll see if I can find the crystals, and we can talk about them in the morning.”

  Neko being solicitous was almost as annoying as Neko being fashion advisor. I shook my head. “Okay, so the Coven teaches you to take an inventory each time that you’re awakened.”

  “Right. And when you awakened me, I was standing there…” He moved back to the reading table, where he’d crouched as a cat statue. “And I felt the harmonic vibrations—”

  “Oh, come on!”

  “What?” Neko looked totally innocent.

  “Harmonic vibrations? Next thing, you’ll be telling me that you’re a trained vibrational consultant.”

  “And when would I have found the time to do that? I’m just a familiar, you know. And Hannah Osgood locked me away in 1919. They’ve only been training vibrational consultants for the past thirty years or so.”

  I shook my head at his matter-of-fact tone. “What about black tourmaline?” I challenged him, thinking of Clara’s offer to cleanse Nurse Lampet’s amber. “Did you sense any black tourmaline solution when you woke up?”

  “Right,” Neko scoffed. “Like I’d actually fall for that ‘black tourmaline’ stuff. I didn’t join the Coven yesterday, you know. It’s only the most gullible fools who get taken in by ‘black tourmaline’ solution. You might as well waste your money on eye of newt.”

  So there. Even if Clara was a witch, she’d been conned by a beginner’s trick. I didn’t know if that made me feel better or worse.

  “Aha!” Neko pounced on a pile of books with the vigor of a tabby going after a mouse. He picked up half a dozen volumes, one by one, setting them aside and shaking his head. And there, underneath the disarray of parchment and leather, was a wooden box.

  With a grunt, Neko picked it up, but he sneezed as he brought it to rest against his chest. “Dust. Someone should really get this place cleaned up.”

  “I thought that was your job,” I said, hoping to deflect a little of my guilt.

  “I don’t do windows,” Neko said. “Or dust. Or vacuum. Let’s get this thing upstairs, where the light is better.”

  I followed him out of the basement, unable to resist looking over my shoulder a few times. I don’t know what I expected to see. It wasn’t as if the books were going to come to life on their own. They weren’t going to fly across the room, placing themselves on the shelves in order.

  Neko grunted as he set the wooden chest on the coffee table. I sat beside him on the couch and studied the thing. It had looked heavy in Neko’s arms. It was about two feet on a side, entirely made of wood. I could make out a pair of corroding brass hinges on the back and a metal hasp along the front. A bar of polished wood held the hasp closed.

  The surface of the box was scarred, as if someone—or something—had sharpened its claws against the surface long ago. I looked at Neko, but his well-manicured nails did not seem up to the destructive job. He met my eyes. “Well, go ahead.”

  “Go ahead?”

  “Take out the wooden bar. Open the thing.”

  “What is it?”

  “Open.” He sighed and rolled his eyes, as if he were waiting for me to finish trying on a new blouse.

  I set my jaw and pushed on the wooden bar. It was surprisingly difficult to get moving. I grunted and tried again. “Son of a—” I said, as I ripped one of my fingernails.

  “Ah, ah, ah!” Neko said, playfully stopping my foul language.

  His admonition wasn’t enough to knock me silent, but my fingers were. I had torn a fingernail. Me. The girl whose nails had been bitten to the quick for so long that I’d forgotten what it felt like to break one. Inordinately pleased with myself, I attacked the wooden bar again, and it finally started to slip. I banged it with the heel of my hand a few more times, and it fell free from its brass hasp.

  I made short work opening up the box. Inside, there were a half dozen nested trays, suspended on a complicated system of brass hinges and struts. The container reminded me of a tackle box, but it must have been built in the days well before plastic. Built in the days before glowing fishing lures, as well, for that matter.

  But my ancient wooden tackle box was filled with treasures, nonetheless.

  Each tray was broken into dozens of velvet-padded compartments, and each of those cells contained a separate stone. There were rocks that were readily classifiable as crystals—jagged shards with regular angled sides. There were other stones as well– some beads that looked as if they’d been rubbed smooth by countless fingers, a handful of spheres, each polished like perfect marbles.

  “What are these things?” My voice was thick with wonder as I reached out for the nearest stone.

  “Neko, aren’t you obliged to warn her before she touches the Spinster Stone?”

  I jerked my hand back and bit off a surprised cry, managing to smother another like I was swallowing a hiccup. Even before I turned toward the kitchen door, I recognized David Montrose’s voice. “Don’t you knock anymore?”

  “I did. You must not have heard, because you were down in the basement. I let myself in and helped myself to some tea.”

  He saluted me with his mug of chamomile. I cast a wary eye toward my front door. I could have sworn that I’d locked it before I went to bed. “You did,” David said, as though he were reading my mind. “You locked it. It’s standard practice, though, for
a warder to be able to open his own witch’s locks. It can come in handy if she’s ever in any real danger.”

  “I guess witches don’t feel any great need for privacy.”

  David shrugged. “I guess not. Not from their warders, anyway.” For just a moment, I was reminded of the David Montrose who had appeared on my doorstep that first night, after I’d awakened Neko. That man was cold and angry, domineering in his possession of specialized information. Not the same man who had taken me to dinner at La Chaumiere and Paparazzi. Not the one who had answered the rest of my questions with good humor. Not the one who had kissed me and retracted that promise.

  David grinned, and the expression helped him to slip back into the new and improved warder that I’d come to like. “So you’ve decided to move on to crystals?”

  “I told Neko that I was looking for something to help my grandmother.” I summarized Gran’s illness.

  David nodded. “You’ve shown some affinity for spells. But working with crystals is completely different. Most witches aren’t able to work both areas.”

  “I think I might manage.” I looked at the box again, at drawer after drawer of empowered stones. “I think my mother has an affinity for crystals.”

  If David understood how much effort it took for me to call Clara my mother, he didn’t say anything. Instead, he came to sit beside me. “Let’s see what you can do, then.” He reached into the box and shifted the layers to get to the bottom one. His fingers ranged over the divided compartments, alighting first on one stone, then on another.

  I glanced at Neko. He was watching David curiously, turning his head slightly to the side, as if he were trying to discern some meaning behind my warder’s actions. As David finally selected one stone, Neko nodded minutely. I reached out my hand for the rock, and Neko leaned close to me, as he had when we cast the fire spell in my kitchen.

  David set the stone on my palm. “Tell me what you feel.”

  It was a clear crystal about half the length of my index finger. I turned it around in the light, looking for striations or other markings, but there was nothing to distract from the stone’s simple perfection. If not for its weight and its cool touch, it might have been made of plastic. I examined its facets and found nothing, no distinguishing marks, no surface features.

  I started to feel silly. I mean, here it was, the middle of the night. I was a grown woman, looking for a magic token to help my sick grandmother. What did I think this was? Some sort of fairy tale? I closed my hand over the stone and looked at David. “What?” he asked.

  “Nothing! It’s a rock.”

  Neko shifted closer to me, and I sensed that he was disappointed in my response. I craned my neck to look at him, but his attention was locked on the crystal closed inside my fist. I took a deep breath and tried again. “It’s clear. It’s heavy, for its size.”

  “Very good,” David said, and I could tell from his tone that he meant it. “How does it feel?”

  I took a deep breath and forced myself to concentrate. After all, the spells had worked, even if I had first thought that their sing-song rhymes were absurd. “It doesn’t have a feeling,” I said after a long pause. “It doesn’t have an emotion of its own. Instead, it’s like a magnifying glass. It makes other things more intense.” The more words that I strung together, the more confident I became. “Yes! That’s it! It enhances other feelings. It’s making me more sure of myself right now!”

  “Precisely.” I had not realized that my eyes were closed until David spoke. I popped them open to find that he was smiling at me. “That’s clear quartz in your hand. An excellent specimen of it, too. It’s an amplifier, a strengthener of your existing thoughts. Try this one.”

  He dug around in the box again, extracting a rounded stone. He took the clear quartz from me and filled my palm with the new specimen. This one was pink, with black stripes arcing through it. It was completely smooth, as if it had spent years in a rock tumbler.

  I folded my fingers around it and closed my eyes. This one had a definite … flavor. A power. It was soft. Gentle. It made me think of Gran. Of Gran tucking me into bed at night, when I was a little girl. I remembered something that Clara had said at the museum that morning—it already seemed so long ago! The pink crystal there meant family.

  “Love?” I said, trying to distill the sensations into a single word.

  “Yes,” David said, and he pitched his voice low, as if he were reluctant to disturb the balance I was building with the stone. “It’s called rhodosite. It eases stress. Heartache.”

  My eyes snapped open. Exactly what did he know about my heart? Just how much did he know about me?

  If he was surprised by my reaction, he gave no sign. Instead, he dug around in the box again. This time, the rock that he gave me was a translucent dark green. I thought that it might be jade, except it didn’t have any milky quality. When I peered closer, I saw a sheen across its surface, as if it had been dusted with the finest glitter imaginable.

  I folded my fingers around it and reached out for its meaning. The stone felt … positive. Beneficent. I smiled as the word unfolded in my mind. This stone was designed to do good. It was designed to bring about positive changes. I took a deep breath and tried to extend my powers further around it. It thrummed. Like the energy I had harnessed through the spellbooks, the crystal vibrated. The power moved up my arm, and it settled in my chest. In my heart. My lungs.

  I breathed as deeply as I could, thinking fleetingly that my yoga teacher would be proud of me. As I exhaled, the crystal’s warmth stayed behind. It made my torso glow.

  I was vaguely aware of Neko leaning against me. I remembered his steady force, his focusing of my witchy power, so unlike his manic fashion and makeup advice. Without opening my eyes, I reached out for his magical anchoring. I felt it in the air between us, a path into the heart of the stone. I gathered together the energy inside me, and I plunged deep into the green crystal.

  Then I realized how the stone could help Gran. It could hold all of the energy I felt. It could relay power to her heart, to her lungs, to her weary, ailing body.

  All it took was my recognizing the possibility, and then I was siphoning off healing power from myself, pouring it into the crystal. I streamed in all the warmth, the comfort, the vibrating strength that had coalesced in my own body. The green rock drank it up; the shimmering glitter became energized with my thoughts. The crystal was a battery, a bank; it stored all the power I could give it.

  “That’s enough,” David whispered, and his words startled me back to consciousness.

  I hadn’t been dreaming, precisely. I hadn’t fallen asleep. No. I’d been meditating. I’d been harnessing the power of my mind over my body, as if I were mastering my yoga instructor’s corpse pose.

  I opened my eyes and stared at the crystal on my palm. “What is it called?”

  “Aventurine. It’s a quartz as well. But one that focuses healing.” David reached into the wooden box and pulled out a velvet drawstring sack. “Here.”

  I was exhausted. I had no idea what he expected me to do with the sack. Neko finally took my hand, tilted it gently, so that the stone rolled into the bag. As my familiar tightened the silk ribbons, David nodded. Neko tucked the sack into a pocket that rested over his right breast.

  “You can give it to your grandmother tomorrow.”

  “No.” I tried to protest, but I could barely manage a whisper. “She’s sick. She needs this tonight. I’m family. They’ll let me in.”

  “It’s practically morning anyway, and she has Western medicine for now. The IV they put her on is doing more than even this crystal can. When you give it to her tomorrow, it can start the long work of healing, of strengthening.”

  I shook my head and tried to get to my feet. I only succeeded on the third try.

  I was as weak as a kitten. I felt as if I’d run a marathon. As if I were a single pat of butter spread over an entire baguette.

  A baguette. Melissa should bake baguettes for Cake Walk. She
could call herself a bag lady.

  I giggled at my own joke. I felt drunk, as if I’d downed an entire pitcher of mojitos without benefit of any food.

  Come to think of it, a mojito would be good about now. “Neko!” I said. “Mix some drinks! The magic wand is in the drawer!”

  Neko looked disconcerted, but David only pursed his lips. “Come on, Jane. It’s time for you to get some sleep. Let’s get you ready for bed.”

  I took a step and started to stumble. I covered really well, though, by catching myself on the sofa. I folded my hands in front of me, trying to project an image of determined innocence. Dorothy Gale, bound to confront the Wizard of Oz. When I spoke, however, my voice cracked, and I came off more like Margaret Hamilton, the wicked witch of the west. “Is that an invitation, big boy?”

  I’m pretty sure that Neko snickered, but by the time I swiveled my eyes toward him, he was studying his fingernails. David shook his head and said, “Just doing my job.”

  It took both of them to walk me down the short hallway. My legs didn’t want to cooperate—my feet kept dragging against the floor. It was a good thing I still had my bunny slippers; I could have ended up with some terrible splinters otherwise.

  When we got to my bedroom, David took my key and unlocked the door. The three of us started to stumble forward, when I saw the moonlight glint off of Stupid Fish’s aquarium. “No!” I said. I flailed around to push a hand against Neko’s chest. “You can’t come in here!”

  David followed my line of sight, and he turned to look at Neko. My familiar shrugged elaborately, as if it had never crossed his mind to invade the piscine privacy of my bedroom. David said, “I’ve got her from here.”

  Neko’s disappointment would have made me laugh, if the room hadn’t suddenly started to spin like a Tilt-a-Whirl. Somehow, Neko disappeared. David got me over to my bed. I collapsed backward onto the mattress, closing my eyes as calliope music filled my skull.

  I felt David’s hands on my feet, slipping off my precious bunnies. He sat beside me on the bed, and I sensed his fingers untying the knot of my bathrobe around my waist. He eased me into a sitting position and slid the robe from my shoulders. I was vaguely glad that I was wearing my faded men’s pajamas—top and bottom.

  Somehow, he got me underneath the covers. My pillow was perfectly centered under my head. The sheets were cool against my bare arms, and the comforter was heavy across my body. “Go to sleep,” he said, and he passed his hand over my forehead.

  There must have been something magical about the motion, because I was suddenly unable to open my eyes. “David?”

  “Hmm?”

  “What happened?”

  “You used new powers. I let you go deeper than you should have. I felt the strength of your love for your grandmother, and that swayed my judgment. Get some sleep. You’ll be fine when you wake up.”

  “David?”

  “Hmm?”

  “You’re different now.”

  “Different?”

  “Than the first night. You scared me then.”

  For a long time, I thought that he wouldn’t answer. I thought that I had fallen asleep, but my brain didn’t quite know it. I thought that I was imagining our entire conversation. But then he spoke.

  “That first night, I didn’t know who you were. I came here as a warder, trying to protect resources that were in danger.”

  “And then?” It took all my strength to pull out the two words.

  “I met you. I did some research. I became the warder you wanted me to be—you needed me to be. So that you would listen. And learn.”

  There was something wrong about that. Something that didn’t quite make sense. I started to put more words together, to ask another question, but David passed his hand over my forehead one more time. “Sleep, Jane. We’ll talk more later. Sleep.”

  And I did.