Son of a Crime God, Daughter of a Hoover

by Latoya Nicole

“Trust me, you not ready to get inside the head of that nigga. Baby steps grass hopper.” That was the last thing he said before he fell asleep.

  CHAPTER TEN DARRYL

  I kept feeling a sharp as pain while I was sleeping, and that shit woke me the fuck up out of my sleep. I knew I was laying in the bed with Spark and she was so crazy, ain’t no telling what it was she could be doing. Realizing the pain was coming from my dick, I prayed she wasn’t trying to burn my shit off. I needed my shit and I was tired of these crazy ass fights. Opening my eyes, I prayed it wasn’t what I thought. It took everything in me not to laugh, when I saw her in my lap trying to give me head. Shorty was nibbling or some shit and even though it hurt, it was funny that she was trying.

  “What the hell are you doing Spark?”

  “Shh baby, I’m trying to please you like you did me.” I tried my best to pull her up without hurting her feelings.

  “Baby girl come on. It’s okay, I don’t need you to do that for me. I just want you to lay with me.”

  “Naw baby, let me suck this dick. I want to show you how good you made me feel, by doing the same.” I knew I was gone have to tell her the truth now. She was trying to go hard now that she knew I was woke.

  “Baby, you eating my dick, not sucking it. All my skin probably gone my nigga. Come on man, get up before I lose the tip.” Looking at me, you could see the anger flash in her eyes.

  “I will never go down on you again. I’m trying to do something nice for you and this the shit you say to me. Fuck you.”

  “Eating my dick off is not nice baby. Why the fuck are you down there nibbling like I left you a piece a cheese on that mufucka. When it’s time, I’ll show you how to do it. Right now, I just want to be with you.” Calming down, she laid with me and we both went back to sleep. When I woke up in the morning, she was gone, and some chick was staring at me like I was a piece of meat.

  “So you’re Darryl. Spark told me she was gone hook me up with one of your friends. Do you have any?” For some reason, I can tell she was thirsty as hell. She rubbed me wrong, but I didn’t have to deal with her. When this year was over, we could get an apartment and wouldn’t have to deal with this roommate shit.

  “I’ll see what I can do for you. Do you mind?” Nodding at her to see if she was gone leave out so I could get dressed, I wasn’t surprised when she didn’t move. Her eyes were lustful as hell, and I wasn’t about to have those kind of problems with Spark. Continuing to lay there, I grabbed my phone and texted her.

  ME: Where r u.

  MY SHORTY: On the way back. Went to get breakfast.

  ME: Hurry up, your roommate all in my fucking face and she getting on my nerves. I can’t even put my dick up.

  When she didn’t respond, I rubbed my hand down my face and I was getting irritated. The bitch was just sitting there staring. Not being able to take it anymore, I was ready to slap her ass in that crooked ass smile.

  “Look lil J Cole, the shit not gone happen. Imma need you to gone on about your business and get the fuck on. I’m done fucking ducks and bitch you clucking hard. Shit don’t look good.” Before she could respond, the door came busting open and Spark looked like a wild woman.

  “Lena don’t get fucked up. Gone on now.” She smiled and got up and left. I was over all this shit and I got up to get dressed. Leaving out, I jumped in my car and drove over to my dorm. Even though shit got out of hand yesterday, a nigga couldn’t quit smiling after the night I had with Spark. When she set the house on fire, I was pissed. I realized I really liked her as soon as the girl I was with opened her mouth.

  She got to screaming how she was about to call the police and get her locked up. Knowing I couldn’t have that because she would get kicked out of school, I tried convincing her strongly. I’m guessing Phantom’s serial killing spirit jumped in my body, because I ended up choking her a little too long. By the time I realized I had went too far, she was already trying to call 911. Biting my lip and shaking my head, I shot the phone out of her hand causing it to shatter. In that moment, she knew she had fucked up. I had no idea that a girl I was fucking would be my first kill, but I had to do it at this point. The house was damn near on fire and I knew the fire truck would be coming soon, so I had to get the fuck up out of there. Knowing it was only right I did the calling card, I stretched my hands on the bitch.

  “Yea thou I walk through the valley and shadow of death, I will fear no evil for thou art with me.” Pulling the trigger, I shot her in between the eyes. Going to the kitchen, I turned the gas on and headed out the back door. Before I closed it, I pulled the trigger and took off running. The shit exploded, and I got the fuck out of dodge. After I went home and got cleaned up, I went to Sparks. I was tired of playing with her. She liked me, and I liked her, so it was only right we took a chance to see where it would go. I didn’t expect to end up with my face in her pussy, but the shit happened that way.

  Hell, even the kiss we had made my dick jump. I wonder if the shit was only like that because of our connection or if I had been missing out on this kissing shit. I just always assumed the shit meant we were being intimate, and I was trying to be that with Spark. It took everything in me not to fuck her, once I found out she was a virgin. I didn’t think she was out there, but I had at least thought she was fucking. After the head I got, I knew I was gone have to put in a lot of work teaching her. All the chicks I have had in my life, I’ve ran into some damn good head givers.

  “Where the hell you been? You been acting funny my nigga. I knew I shouldn’t have given you Spark. Now you saying fuck me huh.” This nigga Jay was turning into a bitch over a chick that was never his.

  “Let’s be clear. You didn’t give me shit. Shorty fucking with me because of me. Pull your skirt down B, bitches get took every day. She got a friend for you though. You know I always make sure you get laid.” Pulling off my clothes, I attempted to dismiss his ass.

  “Why do you always do that? You pull this cocky shit out your ass like you the only nigga out here getting it.” Smiling I looked his hating ass in the eyes.

  “Ain’t no other nigga out here getting it like me. Remember that.”

  “I’m your nigga though. Why do you have to treat me like you’re better than me? What the fuck is that shit about?”

  “Nigga I’m me. If you think I’m better than you, those are your demons not mine. Now, if you choose to do something about those feelings, then let me know. Trust me, you don’t want those problems.” Leaving it at that, I walked out the door and went to go wash my ass. His ass was gone find his self somewhere missing quick if he keeps coming at me with the bullshit. Hearing my text go off, I was hoping it was Spark.

  2198721323: I need a hit. I know I owe you, but I really need it man.

  ME: You talking too much. I’ll be to see you soon.

  This nigga Hank was doing the most on the phone and he knew I didn’t play that shit. I was gone have to lay hands on his bitch ass. Jumping in the shower, I handled my hygiene and ended up screaming out like a bitch. Spark had my dick burning from all the bite marks she put on my shit. Fuck teaching her, I was good on that head shit. Shorty mouth was dangerous, and I didn’t want no parts of that shit. Jumping out the shower quick as hell, I went back to my room and got dressed. When I got ready to leave out, Jay was sitting there still pouting like a hoe. Not even giving that shit any more energy, I left to go deal with another bitch ass nigga.

  “Just another day with Mike Lowry.” I said out loud to no one in particular. This the type of shit you had to deal with when you was the nigga in charge.

  CHAPTER ELEVEN SPARK

  Looking at Lena, I tried to figure out her angle. This bitch was trying me, and she had no idea how close she was to getting her ass fucked up. I get that she had some issues with her life and that she was broke, but that bitch was gone have to figure that shit out quick. We were supposed to be friends, but this bitch was acting real unfriendly. Flicking my Bic, I kept looking at her trying to figure out what I wanted to do.


  “Did you really try to come at my nigga? I mean, you know who I am. You’ve seen me in action, so you know I got them hands, but yet, you keep trying me. Help me understand, are you high or just slow?” This bitch laughed.

  “Girl, don’t nobody want that nigga, but you. Only reason he free is because his daddy paid his problems away. You’re my friend, but you’re playing with fire. I don’t want you to get caught up in his shit. If they come after him, then they gone come after you.”

  “Girl, I’m not worried about that. Trust me, my family have been through a lot.”

  “Please friend, he is not worth it. Just start back hanging with me, we will find someone else for you.” Laughing, I walked over to her and patted her on her head.

  “Thank you for being worried about me. I thought your ass was being flaw. Sure glad you weren’t. You don’t have to worry about Darryl. Between his family and mine, nobody in their right mind will come at us. Trust me.” She looked at me confused, and I knew it was because of Darryl. Nobody knew who his family was.

  “Who is this nigga’s family, the Corleones?” Now it was my turned to laugh.

  “Damn near. Phantom is his dad.” Her eyes got big as shit.

  “Black Jesus? I thought it was a myth.” Shaking my head no, it amazed me how everyone knew who our dads are. Lena was from Memphis, and she knew.

  “Yup, so trust me, he is not worried about some rich ass white nigga. That mufucka better stay in his lane if he knows what’s best. You know what they say. The streets ain’t made for everybody. His bitch ass better use the side walk.” She gave me a look and I fell out laughing.

  “Bitch, ain’t no they. That was off Empire and that ain’t how Cookie said it. I get what you saying though, that nigga definitely ain’t worried. Shit, I wish you would have told me that shit some days ago. I wouldn’t have sat my stupid ass right here and antagonized him. I wanted him to get aggravated and dump you. A bitch didn’t know I was about to die.”

  “Yeah, he might not be the one to play with around these parts. His ass ain’t wrapped tight. They ass really think they Jesus. Anyway, I got my pussy ate for the first time. Bitch, why you ain’t tell me that shit felt that good?” Lena looked at me cross eyed.

  “Bitch cus I ain’t know you never had it. How the fuck you go through life not knowing what head felt like? Man, I been getting head since I was fourteen.” Now it was my turn to look at the bitch like she was crazy.

  “Girl, at fourteen, I was burning up baby dolls and shit. My daddy didn’t allow me to play with balls, just lighters. You nasty bitch.” We both laughed, but I was dead ass serious. Who the fuck brags on getting head that early on in life? Blaze would have set my pussy on fire. My phone rang, and it was the devil himself.

  “Hey daddy. Your ass better not be outside waiting in no damn bush.” You could hear my mama in the background telling him what to say.

  “Hey baby girl. We having a get together at the house this weekend and your mama want you to come. I know you don’t like coming home, but can you do it this one time.” They had no idea. I would come home every weekend if I thought they would let me. These mufuckas been out here giving me hell.

  “Daddy, you didn’t have to say all that. All you had to do was say we want you to come home. I’ll be there, I can’t wait to get some food.”

  “Aight, plus I got a surprise for you. When you gone leave out?”

  “I’ll leave out later. What are we celebrating? What made y’all want to have a party?”

  “Your grandma birthday. How the hell you forget that? You better call her, you know that mufucka sensitive and shit. Aight, now gone get ready and shit. Let me know when you leave out.” I knew this was a bad idea, but I did tell him I would bring any prospect home. At this point, I knew I wanted Darryl, so I had to keep my word.

  “Umm daddy, someone will be with me.” The line went quiet and I got nervous as hell. Darryl and his daddy was extra, but he had no idea how my family is. These mufuckas took petty to another level and I didn’t know how it would play out.

  “Say less. If it’s that dripping ass nigga from before, he sleeping on the porch.”

  “It’s not him daddy, but I do want y’all to be nice. I don’t want you to scare him off, he kind of important.”

  “How the fuck he important if you just met him? I was just out there burning up another nigga’s ankles, so there is no way you feeling this new nigga already. Unless you out there like your mama. Loosey Jr I will beat your ass if you out there throwing that shit all over the school. No wonder your mama been steady talking about she going to spend a weekend with you. Y’all trying to be the loosey sisters. Hoes r us incorporation. The hoe within us looking asses.”

  “Oh my God daddy stop. I’m a virgin and mama is not a hoe. You need to stop.”

  “Girl your mama is an atomic hoe. Ask her what she do when you get here. Your mama done slipped on more dicks than I had tricks. Why you think you slid right out, and she didn’t have no problems in labor? Pussy was woe. I’m trying to tell you. Ahh fuck. What you hit me for?” My mama must have been over there beating his ass. I was laughing hard as hell and I couldn’t wait to get home.

  “Daddy, I’ll see you tonight. Just remember what I said and keep mama away from my man. I don’t need her relapsing. That slip and slide must got some power because you stayed.”

  “You smart as shit today. Hurry your ass up and get here. Drive carefully, I love you.”

  “Love you too daddy.” When I hung up, I left out and got in my car. I just volunteered Darryl to go, but I don’t know what he thought about it. Me asking him to my parents’ house might be too much for him. He already said he never had a girl and shit, but I really wanted him with me. My family was close as hell, and if we were going to be together, I had to see how he would handle being around them. May as well find the shit out now. If shit went all bad this weekend, at least I haven’t given up the pussy yet. When I pulled up, he was stomping the shit out of somebody. Grabbing my lighter, I jumped out and jumped my ass dead in the fight. I don’t know who was right or wrong, but he was about to feel this heat today.

  CHAPTER TWELVE DARRYL

  “Nigga what the fuck you mean you don’t have my money. You already owed me money, then you call me for some more product, and now you telling me you don’t have money for either.” I was leaning against the car trying to get this shit right. A nigga was speechless at the shit that was going on.

  “I know, I been fucking up. My dad been tripping lately ever since my sister got in trouble. I thought you would have a little sympathy since it’s your fault. I just need a lil time for the shit to die down.”

  “Do I look like a fucking social worker? I don’t give a fuck about your sister and I don’t give a shit about you. All I care about is my money and you don’t have my shit.”

  “Look, I know I owe you. Hell, you know I owe you. The entire fucking school knows I owe you. You’re gonna get your money man. I’m just asking for you to give me a lil more time and a hit. Damn.” Giving him what he asked for, I grabbed my gun and hit his ass in the mouth with my nine. His bitch ass thought shit was sweet and I didn’t honor that white privilege bullshit.

  “You wanted a hit right my nigga? You gone bring your bitch ass around here and talk shit to me, when you owe me money bitch. You got this shit fucked up.” Since his ass was already on the ground, I started stomping his ass out. One thing I hated more than a mufucka that owed me money, was a mufucka that wasted my time. Now my white was dirty, and I had scuffed up my Balenciagas. Out of nowhere, Spark jumped on top of him and started burning the nigga in the face. Shorty ass was wild, and I didn’t know whether to laugh or stop the shit.

  “Nigga it’s Spark and Darryl bitch. We don’t play. You got him fucked up.” Shorty didn’t even know what he did, and she got her ass out here talking shit. Knowing the white boy learned his lesson, I pulled her off him.

  “Slow down crouching tiger, that’s enough. You got him. Look at him,
he can barely get up and I think you burnt that nigga nostril off. What you doing over here? I just left you, don’t tell me you’re sprung already.” I was hoping she said yeah, but she gave me a nigga please look.

  “You tried it. I was coming to ask you something.” For some reason, she got nervous and shit and that didn’t sit right with me. I didn’t ever want her to lose that fire in her. That was what made her stand out. She wasn’t scared of me and didn’t take my shit.

  “Pick your fucking face up when you talking to me. What you need shorty, some money? Your pops fell off or some shit? Slapping me in the arm, she was about to go off when she looked over and saw that Hank was still sitting there.

  “Nigga, fuck are you doing? Get your dumb ass up and move around. Uglass white boy.” He got off the ground and took off running. I couldn’t do shit but laugh, because Spark watched him until she could no longer see him. “My daddy called me and wants me to come home.” I don’t know why, but panic started to take over me. If she left, then that meant I wouldn’t see her no more. We were just getting to know each other, and I couldn’t allow that shit to happen. If she left, then my ass was about to be a drop out. Pops would be pissed, but I gave zero fucks. I ain’t even get the pussy yet.

  “Why, when, why my nigga? He don’t give a fuck about you getting an education. That’s some selfish ass shit.” She laughed because she knew damn well I didn’t give a fuck about her going to school. My ass was trying to make sure she was here with me.

  “Aww you don’t want me to leave you? That’s cute. I’m not leaving for good, just for the weekend. It’s my grandma’s birthday party.” Now my ass was feeling like shit because I showed my hand. If I would have just shut up, I would have realized what she meant. I just gave her the upper hand. Now I was gone have to act like I ain’t give a fuck for a few weeks. I need my leverage back.

  “I just thought the shit was dumb. We ain’t fucked yet, why would I give a fuck about you and what you do?” I didn’t even see it in her hand, but she flicked her Bic and had that shit by my ear. Who the fuck tries to burn off somebody ear? You could tell I hurt her feelings and now I felt stupid.