I’m Cultivating Immortality While Everyone Else Practices Martial Arts c1-229

by Big Yeeeaaar

  He also bought seasonings and found a barbershop on the street to tidy up his hair and get a facelift.

  Wearing white sportswear and carrying a blade, he hurried to Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High School.

  At this time, Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High School was very crowded.

  On the playground, the entire school’s teachers and students were gathered together. There were even many well-informed students’ parents who deliberately turned down their work and rushed to the school, wanting to see Andrew’s handsome face.

  At this moment, Principal Kelly was sweating profusely as he looked at the time on his phone again and again.

  At the side, the media reporters had asked him more than three times.

  Even the head of the Education Bureau gave him a hurried look.

  It was 5:29.

  However, Andrew was nowhere to be seen.

  After making more than a dozen calls, all of them were “Not in the service area”.

  “This kid, could he have gone to the wilderness again?”

  Kelly wanted to stab Andrew to death… If Andrew didn’t come and went to the wilderness at this time…

  He would be so embarrassed that he would die.

  At the same time, at the Gate of Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High School.

  Andrew took out his phone from his storage space and glanced at the time.

  “It’s a minute earlier, but I’m at the school gate now. When I walk in, it will almost be time… Perfect!”

  Time was fully utilized.

  Not a single second was wasted.

  As for the dozen or so missed calls… Were they from Principal Kelly?

  He walked into the school and saw from afar that Kelly was sweating profusely. He was holding a cell phone and mumbling something.

  With a flash, he flew up and landed directly in front of Kelly. He smiled and said, “Principal Kelly, there’s no need to call. I’m already here.”

  Ding!

  The time on her phone jumped. It was exactly 5:30.

  It was not a second earlier or a second later.

  “Andrew!”

  Kelly was overjoyed. He looked at the media reporters surrounding him and immediately took out a prepared script from his pocket. He handed it to Andrew and said, “You’re too late.

  “I won’t say much about the details of the script. You can just perform on the spot. Remember… tell them more about the benefits of our Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High School!”

  For Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High School, this was a great opportunity for publicity.

  It was like being a top student in peacetime.

  If you were admitted to Stanford University, the high school would put up a banner that said, “To celebrate our school’s admission to Stanford with a total score of ???”

  Many parents did not care about the details.

  They cared about the publicity.

  Andrew had just taken the script. Before he had time to read it, a sweet-looking reporter rushed over.

  She pointed the microphone at Andrew and started to ask questions like a machine gun.

  Behind her, the other reporters did not show any weakness and asked more than a dozen questions in an instant.

  Andrew could not help but feel a headache.

  He rubbed his temples.

  There were only a few reporters, but he felt that his head was swelling a little.

  He thought about those young stars in his previous life, holding a press conference or something like that. There were dozens of microphones in front of them.

  Just like that, they could handle it.

  As he thought about it, he smiled.

  Andrew said, “Everyone, don’t be anxious. Come one by one, but I’m in a hurry. Each of you… I’ll answer two questions!”

  The scene became a little quieter.

  The first female reporter who rushed over said, “Student Andrew, have you really reached the Grandmaster realm? Can you show me your strength?”

  Andrew said truthfully, “I’m not a Grandmaster, but my combat strength has reached the Grandmaster realm. As for showing my strength…”

  Andrew looked around. In front of him, there was a big rock about 40 meters away.

  “Why is there a rock that looks like an ox on the campus of Martial Arts No. 1 High School?”

  A thought flashed through his mind.

  Andrew drew his blade and slashed out.

  Buzz!

  The 40-meter-long thunder blade instantly tore through the air.

  The blade landed on the rock.

  Boom!

  Crack!

  The rock was split into two halves.

  Even the lawn of the school field was torn into a neat crack.

  Andrew put away his blade and smiled faintly.

  Below, the camera kept snapping.

  Kelly staggered and almost fell to the ground.

  “My Crouching Bull Stone… I bought it at a high price of 300,000 yuan. It’s the landmark of our Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High school…”

  Moreover, this lawn was worth tens of thousands of yuan each. It couldn’t be repaired!

  The female reporter still wanted to ask, but Andrew waved his hand and said, “Next!”

  “Andrew, can you describe in detail the process of you killing a seventh-grade crocodile demon?”

  “The process…”

  Andrew answered them one by one.

  Soon, it was the last reporter’s turn.

  He wore glasses and looked very refined, but when he opened his mouth, the questions he asked were very tricky.

  “Andrew, I’ve investigated. You turned 18 in April this year, which means that you just became an adult… but today, you killed a person in a high-end restaurant outside the Waterfront Flower City Villa area. Your methods were ruthless.

  “A young man who just became an adult, isn’t this a bit… bloody?”

  The atmosphere at the scene suddenly quieted down.

  Everyone widened their eyes in surprise as they looked at the reporter.

  This question…

  How was Andrew going to answer it?

  Wasn’t this nitpicking?

  Andrew’s expression also froze slightly.

  This reporter was standing face to face with him, just a foot’s distance away.

  Thus, Andrew raised his foot.

  The reporter flew out.

  He landed heavily more than ten meters away, spat out blood, twitched a few times, and passed out.

  “Retard, the people I killed were evil warriors. Reporters like you grew up eating Sh*t, right? Are you waiting for evil warriors to come to your house, and then you’ll ask them if their methods are too bloody?”

  Andrew cursed.

  Directly in front of everyone, he dialed Charles’s phone.

  “Hello, Chief Charles?”

  “Send someone to Boston Martial Arts No. 1 High school. I found a reporter who seems to be an evil spy… Oh, and call an ambulance.”

  Kelly covered his face.

  Such a good interview…

  Why did it feel like it was going to be on the news?

  Chapter 59 - Press Conference

  Translator: Simple MTL Editor: Simple MTL

  In just three minutes, someone from the Martial Arts Administration rushed to the Martial Arts No. 1 High School and took the unconscious reporter away.

  It was just as Kelly had expected.

  The interview segment had indeed gone off course.

  There were still many… tricky questions, but who dared to ask?

  Thinking of the reporter who had been taken away just now, for a moment, the scene was a little awkward.

  Kelly frowned and walked over, smiling awkwardly. “Student Andrew, can you tell me about your first trip to the wilderness?

  “The students of the school all yearn for the wilderness.”

  Sure enough, as soon as he said this, the students and parents below all listened seriously.

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bsp; Most of them had never been to the wilderness.

  Apart from the textbooks, they only knew about it from others.

  They were very respectful and curious about the wilderness.

  Exploring the unknown was a human’s innate characteristic.

  Andrew thought for a few seconds and said seriously, “The wilderness… is very dangerous.

  “It’s much more dangerous than what the books say!

  “When I first went to the wilderness, I was still a rookie. However, before I reached my destination, a cannonball flew past my head…”

  Below, some students sucked in a breath of cold air.

  Just thinking about that kind of scene was thrilling.

  Andrew smacked his lips and sighed. “Although the demonic beasts in the wilderness are dangerous, these are all things that are on the surface.

  “What’s even more dangerous… is the human heart!

  “At that time, I went to look for the person who fired the cannonball and asked him to apologize to me… that was all. But not only did he not apologize, he actually wanted to kill me!

  “And he was not alone. His teammates all followed him and also wanted to kill me!”

  The people listening below were all shocked.

  Many of them weren’t even quasi-martial artists. Their understanding of the wilderness was only limited to the “deeds” of others and the knowledge in books.

  At this time, a lawless wilderness appeared in their minds!

  Of course, there were also martial artists in the crowd.

  For example, a student’s parent was relatively strong.

  He was a martial artist of the fourth stage.

  He couldn’t help but say, “Grandmaster Thunderblade is talking about the Gale Squad, right?

  “The Gale Squad is from the surrounding cities. Their actions are indeed overbearing. However, if they knew of Grandmaster Thunderblade’s current achievements, it would be too late for them to regret it.”

  Andrew shook his head and said, “They won’t have the chance to regret it.”

  Once these words were said, the grade four martial artist was stunned.

  Then, his expression became extremely strange.

  No wonder he hadn’t heard any news about the squad recently. It turned out that they had been destroyed by Grandmaster Thunderblade.

  Those reporters also understood the meaning behind this and hurriedly recorded this piece of news.

  This was a big scoop.

  F*ck!

  Kelly’s legs went weak, and he almost fell to the ground.

  How could such words be said in front of the reporters?

  He quickly changed the topic and smiled, “Andrew, all of your juniors here regard you as a role model. Many of them will become martial artists in the future and enter Stanford University. They will work hard to protect their motherland and drive out the demon beasts.

  “Can you talk to everyone about what preparations we need to make to enter the wilderness?”

  Andrew smiled.

  This question was too simple.

  He himself had a lot of experience. Without even thinking, he directly said, “I personally think that the first thing to do before going to the wilderness is to get a driver’s license.”

  This answer was unexpected.

  The martial artist who spoke first couldn’t hold it in anymore and said in surprise, “Grandmaster Thunderblade… This kind of insight is really novel. Can you tell me the reason?”

  Andrew glanced at that martial artist and said, “Only with a driver’s license can you drive on the road. Otherwise, you won’t be able to bring back the harvest from hunting demonic beasts to the city.”

  …

  Speechless.

  That martial artist was somewhat suspicious of life.

  How big of a harvest would it be to use a pickup truck?

  Andrew was too lazy to explain to him.

  This kind of martial artist didn’t even know basic common sense.

  Those first-class warriors of the black market all knew how to drive a pickup truck. He had only been to the wilderness twice and had already gained experience.

  It was obvious that this warrior hadn’t been to the wilderness many times.

  “Also…” Andrew continued, “If you go deep into the wilderness, I suggest bringing daily necessities.

  “For example, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, shower gel, shampoo, these things can’t be missed. In addition, if you can’t get used to food like compressed biscuits, you can also bring an oven…”

  These words…

  Made everyone start to doubt life.

  Even many people who had never been to the wilderness were shocked.

  This…

  Why did it sound like a trip?

  Didn’t they say that the wilderness was perilous?

  The interview promotion ended at 6:20.

  At least in Andrew’s view, it was very satisfactory. He taught his junior brothers and sisters all the experience and skills he knew without reservation.

  May 26th.

  6:30 pm.

  Kelly and the school leader sent Andrew to the school gate.

  “Andrew, the school has ordered a seafood feast at the Hyber Hotel today. Do you want to have dinner together?”

  The head of the academic affairs office of Martial Arts No. 1 High School invited him with a smile on his face.

  Andrew asked in surprise, “Seafood?

  “How can there be seafood at the Hyber Hotel?”

  Wasn’t this a lie?

  Without a doubt, it must be the bad intentions of the manager of the Hyber Grand Hotel.

  He shook his head and said, “I appreciate your kindness, teachers. I’m planning to go to a different park. I’ll set off in a while. Also, I brought a barbecue stove. If I am hungry, I can grill my own meat.”

  The smile on the head of the academic affairs office froze on his face.

  This…

  When he said that he would bring a barbeque stove to the wilderness during the press conference, was he not joking?

  But…

  Bringing a barbeque stove to the wilderness? Was It really appropriate?

  …

  At the same time, in the depths of the wilderness in the northwest region.

  The black-robed Venerable Wuji had an angry expression on his face.

  He didn’t dare to believe it. He said in a low voice, “Soder is a conferred Grandmaster. Even though Black Rock doesn’t have a title, his strength is only slightly inferior to Soder’s. With two people joining hands, they can even escape from an expert of the eighth stage. Who can kill them in Boston?”

  “Duan Tianhe, Tang Fengrou… even if we add Andrew, they definitely won’t be able to kill Soder and Black Rock!”

  The losses of these two divine generals weren’t small.

  The headquarters of the Heavenly God Sect would definitely punish him.

  In front of Venerable Wuji, a black figure timidly said, “Venerable one, there’s news from Boston just now… Mad Saber is also dead.

  “It was Andrew who killed them!”

  Boom!

  Golden light flashed all over Venerable Wuji’s body, and a boundless power rushed out, causing all the buildings within 100 meters around him to tremble and collapse.

  He said in a deep voice, “Damn it!

  “This Andrew must be killed!

  “Wuying, contact the Black Panther King and have it start the Beast Tide… Attack Boston. We’ll hide in the dark and attack Andrew!”

  Andrew must die!

  Chapter 60 - Heading To Tongzhou

  Translator: Simple MTL Editor: Simple MTL

  …

  Night.

  In an abandoned town about 30 kilometers away from Boston, on the roof of a four-story building.

  Start a fire.

  Roast meat.

  Soon, the fragrance of the meat spread out, and then it was sprinkled with cumin powder, black pepper, salt…r />
  Andrew ate in large mouthfuls.

  In a short while, he alone ate two pounds of beef.

  This cow was a second-grade demon beast, the “Purple-backed bull”. It was evolved and mutated from an old yellow ox during peacetime.

  After the originally gentle old yellow ox evolved into the “Purple-backed bull”, it had a nasty temper and had a strong attack power.

  Moreover, it was powerful. The odds of winning for an ordinary second-grade martial artist were minimal.

  The purple-backed bull was also the most valuable demon beast among second-grade demon beasts.

  Its meat was delicious, and it had a high price but couldn’t be bought in the big hotels.

  Almost all the purple-backed bulls around the city had been killed, but Andrew was able to meet this one here.

  He could be considered lucky.

  “A purple-backed bull weighs about 1,000 pounds. It’s enough for me to eat for a long time.”

  After cleaning the barbecue tools, Andrew put them into his storage space and took out his phone.

  There was no signal on the phone.

  However, the battery was full.

  The phone had the general information about the evil martial artists and seventh-grade demon beasts in the northwest region sent by the Martial Arts Administration and the military.

  “This information…”

  As Andrew flipped through the information, he suddenly felt like hitting someone.

  All the information was generic, conjectures, possibilities, and other words.

  None of it was accurate or reliable.

  However, after thinking about it, he had to make do with what he had.

  Having this information was at least better than having no information at all.

  Andrew noticed one point. The northwest regional branch of the Heavenly God Sect was suspected to be near the Great Dong Mountain.

  The person in charge of the northwest regional branch, Grandmaster Wuji, was a rank-eight Golden Body Realm martial artist!

  “Great Dong Mountain…”

  Andrew muttered.

  He knew about the place.

  Great Dong Mountain was not a mountain but a mountain region.

  There were mountains everywhere, and there were many paths between the mountains. It was difficult for people to walk. As early as in peacetime, the officials had moved the residents to the city.