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Complete Dramatic Works of Thomas Dekker

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by Thomas Dekker


  Still to run true, till death.Now, sir, if not

  She forfeits my rich blessing and is fin’d

  With an eternal curse.Then I tell you

  She shall die now, now whilst her soul is true.

  TERILL

  Die?

  CÆLESTINE

  Ay, I am death’s echo.

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  O, my son,

  I am her father; every tear I shed

  Is threescore ten year old.I weep and smile

  Two kind of tears:I weep that she must die,

  I smile that she must die a virgin.This

  We joyful men mock tears, and tears mock us.

  TERILL

  What speaks that cup?

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  White wine and poison.

  TERILL

  Oh,

  That very name of poison poisons me.

  Thou winter of a man, thou walking grave

  Whose life is like a dying taper, how

  Canst thou define a lover’s labouring thoughts?

  What scent hast thou but death?What taste but earth?

  The breath that purls from thee is like the steam

  Of a new-open’d vault.I know thy drift,

  Because thou art travelling to the land of graves,

  Thou covetst company, and hither bringst

  A health of poison to pledge death.A poison

  For this sweet spring; this element is mine;

  This is the air I breath.Corrupt it not.

  This heaven is mine, I bought it with my soul

  Of him that sells a heaven, to buy a soul.

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  Well, let her go.She’s thine; thou callst her thine.

  Thy element, the air thou breathst; thou knowst

  The air thou breathst si common, make her so.

  Perhaps thou’t day none but the king shall wear

  Thy night gown; she that laps thee warm with love

  And that kings are not common.Then to show

  By consequences he cannot make her so,

  Indeed, she may promote her shame and thine,

  And with your shames, speak a good word for mine.

  The king shining so clear, and we so dim,

  Our dark disgraces will be seen through him.

  Imagine her the cup of thy moist life;

  What man would pledge a king in his own wife?

  TERILL

  She dies.That sentence poisons her.O life!

  What slave would pledge a king in his own wife?

  CÆLESTINE

  Welcome, O poison, physic against lust;

  Thou wholesome medicine to a constant blood;

  Thou rare apothecary that canst keep

  My chastity preserv’d within this box

  Of tempting dust, this painted earthen pot

  That stands upon the stall of the white soul

  To set the shop out like a flatterer,

  To draw the customers of sin.Come, come,

  Thou art no poison, but a diet-drink

  To moderate my blood.White innocent wine,

  Art thou made guilty of my death?Oh no,

  For thou thyself art poinson’d; take me hence

  For innocence shall murder innocence. [Drinks.

  TERILL

  Hold, hold, thou shalt not die, my bride, my wife.

  O stop that speedy messenger of death;

  O let him not run down that narrow path

  Which leads unto they heart, nor carry news

  To thy removing soul, that thou must die.

  CÆLESTINE

  ’Tis done already; the spiritual court

  Is breaking up; all offices discharg’d;

  My soul removes from this weak standing bouse

  Of frail mortality.Dear father, bless

  Me now and ever.Dearer man, farewell.

  I jointly take my leave of thee and life.

  Go, tell the king thou hast a constant wife.

  TERILL

  I had a constant wife I’ll tell the king,

  Until the king — What, dost thou smile?Art thou

  A father?

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  Yea, smiles on my cheeks arise

  To see how sweetly a true virgin dies.

  Enter BLUNT, CRISPINUS, DEMETRIUS, PHILOCALIA, DICACHE, and PETULA, lights before them.

  CRISPINUS

  Sir Walter Terill, gallants, are all ready?

  TERILL

  All ready.

  DEMETRIUS

  Well said.Come, come, where’s the bride?

  TERILL

  She’s going to forbid the banns again.

  She’ll die a maid; and see, she keeps her oath.

  ALL THE MEN

  Fair Cælestine!

  LADIES

  The bride!

  TERILL

  She that was fair,

  Whom I call’d fair and Cælestine.

  OMNES

  Dead!

  SIR QUINTALIAN

  Dead; she’s Death’s bride; he hath her maidenhead.

  CRISINUS

  Sir Walter Terill.

  OMNES

  Tell us how.

  TERILL

  All cease;

  The subject that we treat of now is peace.

  If you demand how, I can tell; if why,

  Ask the king that; he was the cause, not I.

  Let it suffice, she’d dead, she’s kept her vow.

  Ask the king why, and then I’ll tell you how.

  Nay, give your revels life, though she be gone

  To court with all your preparation.

  Lead on, and lead her on; if any ask

  The mystery, say death presents a masque.

  Ring peals of music; you are London’s bells.

  The loss of one heaven brings a thousand hells. [Exeunt.

  Act Five Scene Two

  ENTER AN ARM’D Sewer, after him the service of a banquet; the KING at another door meets them; they exeunt.

  KING

  Why so, even thus the mercury of heaven

  Ushers th’ambrosiate banquet of the gods,

  When a long train of angels in a rank

  Serve the first course, and bow their crystal knees

  Before the silver table; where loves page,

  Sweet Ganymede fills nectar; when the gods

  Drink healths to kings, they pledge them; none but kings

  Dare pledge the gods; none but gods drink to kings.

  Men of our house, are we prepar’d?

  Enter Servants.

  SERVANT

  My liege,

  All wait the presence of the bride.

  KING

  The bride?

  Yea, every senseless thing which she beholds

  Will look on her again; her eyes’ reflection

  Will make the walls all eyes with her perfection.

  Observe me now because of masques and revels

  And many nuptial ceremonies.Mark,

  This i create the presence, here the state,

  Out kingdom’s seat shall sit in honour’s pride

  Like pleasure’s queen; there will I place the bride.

  Be gone, be speedy, let me see it done. [Exeunt.

  A king in love is steward to himself,

  And never scorns the office; myself buy

  All glances from the market of her eye.

  [Soft music; chair is set under a canopy.

  Sound music, thou sweet suitor to the air,

  Now woo the air again; this is the hourWrit in the calendar of time, thishour,

  Music shall spend, the next and next the bride.

  Her tongue will read the music-lecture.Wat,

  I love thee, Wat, because thou art not wise;

  Not deep-read in the volume of a man,

  Thou never sawst a thought, pour soul, thou thinkst

  The heart and tongue is cut out of one piece,

  But th’art deceived; the world hath a false light:
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  Fools think ’tis day, when wise men know ’tis night.

  Enter SIR QUINTILIAN.

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  My liege, they’re come.A masque of gallants.

  KING

  Now, the spirit of love ushers my blood.

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  They come.

  The watch-word in a masque is the bold drum.

  Enter BLUNT, CRISPINUS, DEMETRIUS, PHILOCALIA, PETULA, DICACHE, all mask’d, two and two with lights like masquers;CÆLESTINE in a chair.

  TERILL

  All pleasures guard my king.I here present

  My oath upon the knew of duty; knees

  Are made for kings; they are the subject’s fees.

  KING

  Wat Terill, th’art ill-suited, ill made up,

  In sable colours, like a night piece dyed.

  Com’st thou the prologue of a masque in black?

  Thy body is ill shap’d.A bridegroom too?

  Look how the day is dresss’d in silver cloth

  Laud round about with golden sunbeams.So,

  As white as heaven, should a fresh bridegroom go.

  What?Cælestine the bride in the same task?

  Nay then i see there’s mystery in this masque.

  Prithee, resolve me, Wat.

  TERILL

  My gracious lord,

  That part is hers, she acts it; only I

  Present the prologue, she the mystery.

  KING

  Come, bride, the scene of blushing enter’d first,

  Your cheeks are settled now, and past the worst. [Unmasks her.

  A mystery?Oh, none plays here but death!

  This is death’s motion, motionless.Speak you,

  Flatter no longer.Thou, her bridegroom; thou

  Her father, speak!

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  Dead.

  TERILL

  Dead.

  KING

  How?

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  Poison’d.

  KING

  And poison’d?

  What villainy dust blaspheme her beauties, or

  Profane the clear religion of her eyes?

  TERILL

  Now, King, I enter; now the scene is mine.

  My tongue is tipp’d with poison.Know who speaks

  And look into my thoughts.I blush not, King,

  To call thee tyrant.Death hath set my face

  And made my blood bold.Hear me, spirits of men,

  And place your ears upon your hearts.The day,

  The fellow to this night, saw her and me

  Shake hands together, for the book of heaven

  Made us eternal friends; thus, man and wife.

  This man of men, the King, what are not kings?

  Was my chief guest, my royal guest; his grace

  Grac’ed all the table and did well become

  The upper end, where say my bride.In brief,

  He tainted her chaste ears; she yet unknown

  His breath was treason, though his words were none,

  Treason to her and me.He dar’d me then,

  Under the covert of a flattering smile,

  To bring her where she is, not as she is,

  Alive for lust, not dead for chastity,

  The resolution of my soul out-dar’d,

  I swore and tax’d my faith with a sad oath,

  Which I maintain;here, take her, she was mine

  When she was living, but now dead, she’s thine.

  KING

  Do not confound me quite, for mine own guilt

  Speaks more within me than thy tongue contains.

  Thy sorrow is my shame, yet herein springs

  Joy out of sorrow, boldness out of shame,

  For I by this have found, once in my life

  A faithful subject, thou a constant wife.

  CÆLESTINE

  A constant wife.

  KING

  Am I confounded twice,

  Blasted with wonder?

  TERILL

  O, delude me not!

  Thou art too true to live again, too fair

  To be my Cælestine, too constant far

  To be a woman.

  CÆLESTINE

  Not to be thy wife,

  But first I plead my duty, and salute

  The world again.

  SIR QUINTILIAN

  My King, my son, know all.

  I am an actor in this mystery,

  And bear the chiefest part.The father I,

  ’Twas I that ministered to her chaste blood

  A true somniferous potion, which did steal

  Her thoughts to sleep, and flattered her with death.

  I call’d it a quick poison’d drug, to try

  The bridegroom’s hove, and the bride’s constancy.

  He in the passion of his love did fight

  A combat with affection; so did both;

  She for the poison strove, he for his oath.

  Thus like a happy father, I have won

  A constant daughter and a loving son.

  KING

  Mirror of maidens, wonder of thy name,

  I give thee that art given, pure, chaste, the same.

  Here, Wat, I would not part, for the world’s pride,

  So true a bridegroom and so chaste a bride.

  CRISPINUS

  My liege, to wed a comical event

  To presupposed tragic argument,

  Vouchsafe to exercise your eyes and see

  A humorous dreadful poet take degree.

  KING

  Dreadful in his proportion or his pen?

  CRISPINUS

  In both; he calls himself the whip of men.

  KING

  If a clear merit stand upon his praise,

  Reach him a poet’s crown, the honour’d bays,

  But if he claim it, wanting right thereto,

  As many bastard sons of poesy do,

  Race down his usurpation to the ground.

  True poets are with art and nature crown’d.

  But in what mold so ere this man be cast,

  We make him thine, Crispinus.Wit and judgement

  Shine in thy numbers, and thy soul, I know,

  Will not go arm’d in passion ‘gainst my foe.

  Therefore be thou ourself, whilst ourself sit

  But as spectator of this scene of wit.

  CRISPINUS

  Thanks, royal lord, for these high honours done.

  To me unworthy, my mind’s brightest fires

  Shall all consume themselves in purest flame

  On the alter of your dear eternal name.

  KING

  Not under us, but next us take thy seat.

  “Arts nourished by kings make king more great.”

  Use thy authority.

  CRISPINUS

  Demetrius,

  Call in that self-creating Horace; bring

  Him and his shadow forth.

  DEMETRIUS

  Both shall appear.

  “No black-eyed star must stick in virtue’s sphere”

  Enter SIR VAUGHAN.

  SIR VAUGHAN

  ‘Ounds, did you see him?I pray let all hismajesty’s most excelend dogs be set at liberties and have their freedoms to smell him out.

  DEMETTRIUS

  Smell whom?

  SIR VAUGHAN

  Whom?The composer, the prince of poets, Horace, Horace, he’s departed.In God’s name and the King’s, I sarge you to ring it out from all our ears, for Horace’s body is departed.Master hue and cry shall.God bless King Williams.I cry you mercy and ask forgiveness for mind eyes did not find in their hearts to look upon your majesty.

  KING

  What news with thee, Sir Vaughan?

  SIR VAUGHAN

  News?God, ’tis as ‘orse news as i can desire to bring about me.Out unhandsome-fac’d poet does play at bo-peeps with yoru grace and cries all-hilde as boys do.

  OFFICERS

  Stand by, room there,
back, room for the poet.

  SIR VAUGHAN

  He’s reprehended and taken.By Sesu, I rejoice very near as much as if I had discover’d a new-found land or the North and East Indies.

  Enter TUCCA, his Boy after him with two pictures under his cloak, and a wreath of nettles.HORACE and ASINIUS pull’d in by th’horns bound, both like satyrs.SIR ADAM following, MISTRESS MINIVER with him, wearing TUCCA’s chain.

  TUCCA

  So tug, tug, pull the mad bull in by th’horns.So, bait one at that stke my place-nouth yelpers and one at that stake gurnet’s head.

  KING

  What busy fellow’s this?

  TUCCA

  Save thee, my most gracious King, a heart’s save thee.Allhats and caps are thine, and therefore I vail; for but to thee great sultan Solomon, I scorn to be thus put off or deliver up this sconce, I would.

  KING

  Sir Vaughan, what’s this jolly Captain’s name?

  SIR VAUGHAN

  Has a very sufficient name, and is am an has done God and his country as good as any hot service, in conquering this vile monster poet, as ever did Saint George his horse hack about the dragon.

  TUCCA

  I sweat for’t, but tawsoone, hold thy tongue, mon deau, if thou’t praise me, do’t behind my back.I am, my weighty sovereign, one of thy grains, thy valiant vassal.Ask not what I am, but read, turn over, unclasp thy chronicles.There thou shalt find buff-jerkin; there read my points of way.I am one a’ thy mandilian-leaders; one that enters into thy royal bands for thee.Pantilius Tucca; one of thy kingdom’s chiefest quarrellers; one a’ thy most faithful — fi — fi — fi —

  SIR VAUGHAN

  Drunkard, I hold my life.

  TUCCA

  No, whirligig, one of his faithful fighters; thy drawer, O royal Tamer Cham.

  SIR VAUGHAN

  Go to, I pray, Captain Tucca, give us all leave to do our business before the King.

  TUCCA

  With all my heart.Sh — sh — sh — shake that bear-whelp when thou would.

  SIR VAUGHAN

  Horace and Bubo, pray send an answer into his masesty’s ear why you go thus in Ovid’s Mortermorphesis and strange fashions of apparel.

  TUCCA

  Cur, why?

  ASINIUS

  My lords, I was drawn into this beastly suit by head and shoulders only for love I bare to my Ningle.

  TUCCA

  Speak, Ningle; thy mouth’s next.Belch out, belch, why —

  HORACE

  I did it to retire me from the world

  And turn my muse into a Timonist,

  Loathing the general leprosy of sin

  Which like a plague runs through the souls of men.

  I did it but to —

  TUCCA

  But to bite every motley-head vice by’th’nose, you did it, Ningle, to play the bugbear satyr and make a camp royal of fashion-mongers quake at your paper bullets; you nasty tortoise, you and your itchy poetry break out like Christmas, but once a year, and then you keep a revelling and arraigning and a scratching of men’s faces as though you were Tiber, the long-tail’d prince of rats, do you?

 

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