Once Upon A Half-Time: A Sports Romance (Touchdowns and Tiaras Book 3)

by Sosie Frost

  “Sorry, Lachlan,” Elle pushed me into the hall. “Our once-upon-a-time is over.”

  5

  Elle

  I should have destroyed the SD card when I had the chance.

  It took a week before that decision came back to bite me in the butt, leaving teeth marks next to the nibble that was my marriage to Lachlan.

  Monday’s practice wound down with limited requests from the team to take a shower with me, but Peter called to me before the guys shuffled off the field.

  “Elle, let’s take a walk. Gotta talk to you.”

  I wasn’t sure what would be harder—returning to training camp and facing the fifty-some men who’d witnessed my unintentional soapy burlesque show…or facing the one man who exposed me more than a dropped towel ever could.

  Stripping could probably get me out of the conversation, but that’d be fighting fire with fire—the unethical against unethical. I kept my arms and legs in my shirt and leggings, and I bluffed an easy-breezy attitude with a quick redo of my ponytail—three times as I followed Peter off the field.

  I couldn’t look at him. Peter had been a mentor to me. He’d taken a chance on a nineteen-year-old girl who needed a way to break into the world. Without him, I’d be trapped in some dead-end job with no way to see the cities and landmarks and natural wonders that first lured me from home.

  But he was helping the team to cheat.

  The photos were damning enough, and the league wouldn’t care who had or hadn’t seen them. Everyone was culpable for a crime like this. If they found out, everything would be lost. The team. Our reputation. The championship we’d won.

  And all the players, all of my friends, would be ruined because of it.

  Peter guided me to the tunnel, out of the team’s earshot. The grey peppering his beard spread through his hair. Had he always been this old?

  “Elle, I’ve wanted to talk to you for a while now,” he said.”

  “Yes, I’m sorry. It was me. I used the eight hundred millimeter lens.” I hoped admitting that I touched a twenty-thousand-dollar piece of equipment would distract him. “But I got a really nice picture of Lachlan.”

  “Clothes on, I hope.”

  I cleared my throat. “All rated G.”

  “Good. But that wasn’t what I needed to speak to you about.”

  Moment of truth. At least I could handle a bit of pressure. My whole childhood had been a series of secrets and trouble, blown curfews and forbidden friendships hidden from my father. If I couldn’t bluff my way through this, then I’d have nothing to show for a broken family.

  “Have you noticed anything missing from our office?” Peter asked.

  I swallowed, resisting the urge to glance towards the relative comfort of the field. “Missing? Not that I know of.”

  “Nothing of yours was moved? No equipment stolen?”

  “Stolen?”

  “Well, misplaced.”

  Big difference.

  My heart thudded a little too hard, and I blinked too fast, like I chased away the spots from a bright flash. He didn’t notice.

  Was it better to lie? Pretend like something of mine was taken?

  No. That would only open up more allegations. Nothing good would come from the team investigating a theft, especially if they placed me at the facility the day I saved Lachlan from the car. I’d lied that I was home sick with a stomach bug, and so far, no one had questioned it.

  “Nope,” I said. “Everything’s accounted for.”

  “Strange.” He rubbed a hand through his trimmed beard. “Well, keep an eye out, Elle. Don’t leave your gear unsupervised.”

  “Gotcha.”

  I smiled and headed back to the field. That hadn’t been so bad.

  But Peter wasn’t done.

  “Elle, one other thing.”

  Damn it. I turned. “Yep?”

  “I was wondering…it might be time to give you a few more responsibilities in the office.”

  Uh-oh.

  “Absolutely. What did you need?” Was I talking too quickly? “I took some great shots of the defense the other day…before the vomiting. We could do something fun with those.”

  “Well, actually. I had a different job for you. Something more important.”

  Once, I might have loved hearing that. Now my stomach pitted.

  Why couldn’t I deal with something simpler. Maybe an annulment to a drunken marriage?

  Peter still hadn’t raised his voice, despite the good news of an apparent promotion. “This would be a different set of duties. Something…outside your contract. But you would be compensated for it. Heavily.”

  I’m sure I would be. What sort of crime would we commit without a hefty bribe to make it all the more nefarious?

  “I don’t need the money.” The hairs on my neck prickled. “Happy to help.”

  “Nonsense. This calls for a raise. More responsibilities. More trust.”

  I silently swore. “Great.”

  “I need you to go on a little road trip. And you’re the only one I can count on for this job.”

  That’s what I was afraid of. I bought myself some time and straighten the strap on my camera bag.

  “Like…with the team?” I grinned. “Can I finally go to the London game with the guys?”

  “Do this well, and you can go anywhere you like, whenever you like.” He paused. “But I need you to go solo somewhere first. Down south. To Gainesville.”

  “Gainesville?” I laughed, a little too eagerly. “If I’m heading to Florida, can’t it be Miami or Key West?”

  “I need you to visit the Cougar’s training camp.”

  And there it was.

  I wished it had shocked me more, that the affirmation of my worst fears wasn’t accompanied with his pleasant smile.

  “Why would I go to the Cougar’s camp?”

  I’d make him say it. Maybe if he heard it spoken out loud, he’d realize how horrible the implication truly was.

  “Same reason you’re here,” he said. “I need you to take a few pictures.”

  “Of the Cougars?”

  “Of the Cougars. See how they’re training. What plays they’re running with Zane de la Cruz. Just head down there. Sit in with the fans. Maybe stick around if you can, get a couple other pictures.”

  Did he honestly think the Rivets needed help to contain Zane de le Cruz? Sure, he was one of the league’s best rushers, but we’d signed Cole Hawthorne. We wouldn’t have any trouble shutting down another offense without any illegal pictures of their game plan.

  This was it. I lowered my voice, but I stared him straight in the eyes.

  He didn’t blink.

  “You want me to cheat for the Rivets,” I said.

  “It’s not cheating. It’s just a couple pictures.”

  “Pictures that would give us an edge over the Cougars.”

  “Elle, everyone does it. Every team has their little games they play with each other. Some coaches scout injury reports. Other will mess with headset frequencies during plays. You know that we’ve even signed players cut by division rivals, just to keep up with the intel other teams have on us. All you need to do is take a couple pictures.”

  “And if the Rivets wouldn’t do this?”

  “If everyone else has a leg up, we better do it too before we get pissed on.”

  I didn’t believe him. “What if I get caught?”

  “Not going to happen. You’re…you.”

  Insulted? Frustrated? Trapped within the worst job opportunity imaginable?

  “Because I’m a woman?” I asked. “No one would will think twice about a woman taking pictures?”

  “Sure. If anyone gets suspicious, just…take some selfies with your back to the field. They’ll assume you’re a beautiful woman enjoying the sun in Gainesville. Take Wednesday and Thursday. Head down, enjoy the sights, and come back with all the pictures you can get me.”

  “But what about the Rivets’ camp? I need to do my job here.”

  “E
lle, this is your job now.”

  I stiffened. Cheating was my job…and it’d mean my job if I didn’t do it.

  Damn it. This was my dream career. The perfect opportunity. I could cross the country, visit anywhere I liked, see everything I wanted. I had a good paycheck throughout the year, and plenty of time in the off-season to travel, see the sights, pick up the occasional wedding party or summer sports event to earn extra money.

  I loved every part of this job.

  But I valued honesty more.

  “Peter, I don’t think I—”

  I silenced as someone tugged on my shirt. I expected a giant linebacker or grinning tight-end.

  Instead, I faced a rather respectable little boy, maybe five years old, dressed to kill in a perfectly fitted suit. A gold silk cloth tucked into his breast pocket, matching his tie—Rivets’ branded. He stared at me with green eyes the color of a swirling lagoon. His shock of blonde hair was messy, but he furiously smoothed the bangs that fell into his eyes.

  He gave me an impatient scowl and shoved a flower into my hand.

  “That’s for you,” he said.

  The flower was partially crushed, and most of the rose petals inadvertently scattered through the tunnel. The boy had scuffed his dress shoes on the cement all the way up, and the impeccably polished black now scratched-up grey. He fidgeted on alternating legs, but I wasn’t sure if the little guy had to pee or if he was that uncomfortable in his little formal straight-jacket, all buttoned up and debonair like he was James Bond on assignment to deliver me a flower.

  And I could guess which mastermind commanded the mission.

  “You’re Elle, right?” the boy asked.

  I glanced at Peter. He wasn’t eager to continue our conversation. Excellent.

  I’d buy the boy some puppies and fireworks as a reward for the interruption.

  “Yep, I’m Elle. And you must be…Sebastian.”

  He took two deep breaths, started his sentence a couple times, and was still too excited to speak without slurring his words into the cutest mess.

  “I was supposed…see, I was looking for you…” His tone shifted between shrill and confused. “I was supposed to tell you…um…”

  He was too cute, and he was in danger of me pinching him until he popped. The most adorable five-year-old in the world stared at me with big green eyes, rosy cheeks, and the same puppy-dog wiggles that propelled Lachlan from one side of the field to the other.

  “Is the flower from Lachlan?” I asked.

  Sebastian rolled his eyes. “I told him to get you an X-Box cause I like Minecraft. But he said girls like flowers. But there’s flowers in Minecraft. And horses. And zombies! I like zombies. Can I go now?”

  This kid needed to be stuffed with sugar, pronto. I shrugged towards Peter.

  “Sorry. I should go check on my…husband. We’ll iron out the details of my trip later.”

  I didn’t give him a chance to respond. I offered my hand to the handsome little messenger. Sebastian scrunched up his nose.

  “Do I gotta?”

  “Can you take me to your brother?”

  “Yeah, but…wait.” he wiggled in the suit, pulling the sleeve down to cover his palm before taking my hand. “There.”

  Lachlan waited for us at the edge of the field as practice ended. He broke from the offensive guys chatting a little too close to the ankle tape. He dumped a cup of water over his head, and I pretended that I wasn’t imagining all the muscles the cool trickle touched.

  “Using your little brother as a wing-man?” I asked.

  Lachlan shrugged. “Did it work?”

  “No.”

  “Strange.” He nudged his brother. “You’re not gonna find a cuter kid anywhere.”

  Sebastian took great offense to that. “I’m not cute.”

  “Shut up. You’re adorable.” Lachlan messed with his hair.

  “Am not.”

  “Are too.”

  I laughed. “I can’t believe you’re so desperate.”

  “Since when are flowers desperate?”

  “Since you used your little brother to score you points.”

  Lachlan faked an irritated glance at the kid. “What the heck. I told you to play it cool, little man.”

  Sebastian was having none of it. “I found her. Can I have my twenty dollars now?”

  “Oh my God, you bribed him?”

  Lachlan rolled his eyes. “Only twenty bucks.”

  “And?” Sebastian crossed his arms. “Ice cream? Remember?”

  “And ice cream.”

  “With sprinkles.”

  “Oh no.” Lachlan shook his head. “I said you’d get sprinkles when you got me the date. No date, no sprinkles.”

  “No fair!”

  “Heartbreak hurts us all, Bast.”

  Sebastian stomped his feet. “My name isn’t Bast.”

  Lachlan winked at me. “Shush, Bast. Be chill, little man.”

  “I’m Sebastian.”

  “You want that ice cream?”

  “Yes!”

  “Then your name is Bast. Here.” He tossed the kid a ball bigger than his head. “Knock yourself out.”

  “When do I get my ice cream?”

  “Right after my annulment,” Lachlan said.

  Sebastian crinkled his nose. “Your annul-what?”

  “Never mind. Just sit there and look cute. You’re helping.”

  I laughed as Sebastian dove again at his brother, but Lachlan was too quick. He darted over the sideline, leaping a bench to get away from the kid. The athletic gene ran in the family. Sebastian hobbled over the bench too, emitting a high-pitched warning charge as Lachlan ducked through the offense.

  Both boys twisted around Jack before the team ganged up on Lachlan. He captured Sebastian in his arms just in time, warding away the offensive line’s aimed water bottles and towels coiled to flick.

  “A wing-man and human shield?” I shook my head. Lachlan twisted his brother onto his shoulders for a piggy-back ride. “Does your mother know you’re manhandling him?”

  “Sure. I told her I’d take him for the night.”

  “Did you tell her you’d give him ice cream if he successfully wooed me?”

  Lachlan’s dimples needed to come with a warning. No girl should have stared directly into that charm. “You’re not going to deny a little boy his sprinkles, are you?”

  I crossed my arms. “Sebastian, I’ll tell you want. If he wants me to consider his offer, he better get you double sprinkles and whipped cream.”

  The boy cheered. Lachlan winked.

  “You should know; I’m willing to include whipped cream on all of our dates too.”

  “Is that so?”

  Sebastian tugged on Lachlan’s hair. “But no nuts.”

  He frowned. “Why not, little man?”

  Sebastian pointed to the offense. “Because you told the other football players you’d bust the nuts with her.”

  Lachlan cringed. “O-kay. Let’s…not repeat that when you go home to Mom.”

  “Why not?” Sebastian asked.

  I shrugged. “Yeah, Charming. Why not?”

  “Mom is very sensitive about…” He twitched. “Her ice cream toppings. Why don’t you go play with the ball?”

  Sebastian frowned at his brother. “But you said you wanted Elle to play with the balls.”

  “You’re killing me, Bast.”

  I glanced over my shoulder for a moment too long. Peter was gone, but that just made the problem worse.

  Ice cream, even without sprinkles, sounded so much better than a conspiracy in Gainesville.

  “You okay?” Lachlan hoisted Sebastian higher onto his shoulders. “What’s wrong?”

  “Uh…” What was I supposed to say? “Nothing. I just got a bunch of new responsibilities today.”

  Lachlan perked up. “Like a promotion?”

  “Sure. Something like that.”

  “We should celebrate! Let me take you out to dinner. Three times.”

>   “Lachlan—”

  He wasn’t listening. He pinched Sebastian’s leg to get his attention. “Say the line, little man.”

  Sebastian flailed, knocking on his head with a tiny fist until he remembered what Lachlan had coached him to say.

  “Oh! Right!” The words blubbered out in a steady stream with no real cadence or rhythm. “Lachlan is a lot of fun. You should go out with him because…because you would have lots of fun. And he’s good to have fun with.”

  Lachlan nodded. “Smooth, Casanova.”

  “He also talked about your butt. I heard him.”

  Lachlan shrugged, and Sebastian nearly tumbled from his back. The kid grabbed him like a rodeo bronco, but both of them liked that. Lachlan bucked harder to toss him off.

  “I don’t know why you want to be friends with girls.” Sebastian tugged on Lachlan’s hair.

  “Not just any girl, little man.” Lachlan grinned at me. “This girl.”

  “Oh, very nice,” I said. “Hell, I’ll pay him twenty bucks for this performance.”

  “Do I get a date?”

  “Nope.”

  Lachlan winked. “I won’t stop chasing you, Red.”

  Even though I couldn’t say it, I was happy for the distraction. I winked before leaving.

  “I’d be very disappointed if you did.”

  6

  Lachlan

  I made a lot of rookie mistakes the first few practices of training camp. Missed a couple passes. Ran the wrong routes. Let myself get taped to the goal posts for the second time.

  But the worst mistake of all was missing Cole Hawthorne’s blitz during full-pad practice. He drilled my ass into the field, and I was pretty sure I saw my life flash before my eyes. At least I got an encore show of me and Elle in Vegas. That made the pain worth it.

  I blinked on the ground, gasping. I could still breathe. That was good. Meant Cole hadn’t ripped holes through my chest on his way to Jack.

  Coach Thompson blew his whistle before Cole ripped our quarterback in two, though Jack scrambled anyway, just in case The Beast forgot he had been traded to our team last season.

  “Reed!”

  Coach Thompson wasn’t a patient man. He grabbed my shoulder pads and hauled me to my feet.