Delphi Works of Robert E. Howard (Illustrated) (Series Four)

by Robert E. Howard

  So they showed me where I couldst take a nap in their bunkhouse and I was soon snoozing. Maybe I should of kinda described the ranch. They was a nice big house, Spanish style, but made of stone, not ‘dobe, and down to one side was the corrals, the cook-shack, the long bunkhouse where the cowboys stayed, and a few Mexican huts. But they wasn’t many Mexes working on the Diamond J. They’s quite a few ranches in Old Mexico owned and run altogether by white men. All around was big rolling country, rough ranges of sagebrush, mesquite, cactus and chaparral, sloping in the west to hills which further on became right good- sized mountains.

  Well, I was woke up by the scent of victuals; the cook was fixing dinner. I sat up on the bunk and — lo, and behold — there was the frail they called Miss Joan in the door of the bunkhouse, staring at me wide-eyed like I was a sea horse or something.

  I started to tell her I was sorry I scared her that morning, but when she seen I was awake she give a gasp and steered for the ranch-house under full sail.

  I was bewildered and slightly irritated. I could see that she got a erroneous idee about me from listening to Slim’s hokum, and, having probably never seen a sailor at close range before, she thought I was some kind of a varmint.

  Well, I realized I was purty hungry, having ate nothing since breakfast, so I started for the cook-shack and about that time the cow-punchers rode up, plumb happy and hilarious.

  “Hot dawg!” yelled Slim. “Oh, baby, did them miners bite! They grabbed everything in sight and we has done sunk every cent we had, as well bettin’ our hosses, saddles, bridles and shirts.”

  “And believe me,” snarled Red, tenderly fingering what I’d made outa his nose, and kinda hitching his gun prominently, “you better win!”

  “Don’t go makin’ no grandstand plays at me,” I snorted. “If I can’t lick a man on my own inisheyative, no gun-business can make me do it. But don’t worry; I can flatten anything in these hills, includin’ you and all your relatives. Let’s get into that mess gallery before I clean starve.”

  While we ate, Slim said all was arranged; the miners had knocked off work to get ready and the scrap would take place about the middle of the evening. Then the punchers started talking and telling me things they hadst did and seen, and of all the triple-decked, full-rigged liars I ever listened to, them was the beatenest. The Kid said onst he come onto a mountain lion and didn’t have no rope nor gun, so he caught rattlesnakes with his bare hands and tied ’em together and made a lariat and roped the lion and branded it, and he said how they was a whole breed of mountain lions in the hills with the Diamond J brand on ’em and the next time I seen one, if I would catch it and look on its flank, I would see it was so.

  So I told them that once when I was cruising in the Persian Gulf, the wind blowed so hard it picked the ship right outa the water and carried it clean across Arabia and dropped it in the Mediterranean Sea; all the riggings was blown off, I said, and the masts outa her, so we caught sharks and hitched them to the bows and made ’em tow us into port.

  Well, they looked kinda weak and dizzy then, and Slim said: “Don’t you want to work out a little to kinda loosen up your muscles?”

  Well, I was still sore at them cow-wranglers for shanghaing me the way they done, so I grinned wickedly and said: “Yeah, I reckon I better; my muscles is purty stiff, so you boys will just naturally have to spar some with me.”

  Well they looked kinda sick, but they was game. They brung out a battered old pair of gloves and first Joe sparred with me. Whilst they was pouring water on Joe they argued some about who was to spar with me next and they drawed straws and Slim was it.

  “By golly,” said Slim looking at his watch, “I’d shore admire to box with you, Costigan, but it’s gettin’ about time for us to start dustin’ the trail for the Bueno Oro.”

  “Heck, we got plenty uh time,” said Buck.

  Slim glowered at him. “I reckon the foreman — which is me — knows what time uh day it is,” said Slim. “I says we starts for the mine. Miss Joan has done said she’d drive Costigan over in her car, and me and Shorty will ride with ‘em. I kinda like to be close around Miss Joan when she’s out in the hills. You can’t tell; Lopez might git it into his haid to make a bad play. You boys will foller on your broncs.”

  Well, that’s the way it was. Joan was a mighty nice looking girl and she was very nice to me when Slim interjuced me to her, but I couldst see she was nervous being that close to me, and it offended me very much, though I didn’t show it none.

  Slim set on the front seat with her, and me and Shorty on the back seat, and we drove over the roughest country I ever seen. Mostly they wasn’t no road at all, but Joan knowed the channel and didn’t need no chart to navigate it, and eventually we come to the mine.

  The mine and some houses was up in the hills, and about half a mile from it, on a kind of a broad flat, the ring was pitched. Right near where the ring stood, was a narrow canyon, leading up through the hills. We had to leave the car close to the mine and walk the rest of the way, the edge of the flat being too rough to drive on.

  They was quite a crowd at the ring, which was set up in the open. I notice that the Bueno Oro was run by white men same as the ranch. The miners was all big, tough-looking men in heavy boots, bearded and wearing guns, and they was a considerable crew of ‘em. They was still more cow-punchers from all the ranches in the vicinity, a lean, hard-bit gang, with even more guns on them than the miners had. By golly, I never seen so many guns in one place in my life!

  They was quite a few Mexicans watching, men and women, but Joan was the only white woman I seen. All the men took their hats off to her, and I seen she was quite a favorite among them rough fellers, some of which looked more like pirates than miners or cowboys.

  Well the crowd set up a wild roar when they seen me, and Slim yelled: “Well, you mine-rasslin’ mavericks, here he is! I shudders to think what he’s goin’ to do to yore man.”

  All the cow-punchers yipped jubilantly and all the miners yelled mockingly, and up come the skipper of the mine — the guy that done the managing of it — a fellow named Menly.

  “Our man is in his tent getting on his togs, Slim,” said he. “Get your fighter ready — and we’d best be on the lookout. I’ve had a tip that Lopez is in the hills close by. The mine’s unguarded. Everybody’s here. And while there’s no ore or money for him to swipe — we sent out the ore yesterday and the payroll hasn’t arrived yet — he could do a good deal of damage to the buildings and machinery if he wanted to.”

  “We’ll watch out, you bet,” assured Slim, and steered me for what was to serve as my dressing room. They was two tents pitched one on each side of the ring, and they was our dressing rooms. Slim had bought a pair of trunks and ring shoes in Tampico, he said, and so I was rigged out shipshape.

  As it happened, I was the first man in the ring. A most thunderous yell went up, mainly from the cow-punchers, and, at the sight of my manly physique, many began to pullout their watches and guns and bet them. The way them miners snapped up the wagers showed they had perfect faith in their man. And when he clumb in the ring a minute later they just about shook the hills with their bellerings. I glared and gasped.

  “Snoots Leary or I’m a Dutchman!” I exclaimed.

  “Biff Leary they call him,” said Slim which, with Tex and Shorty and the Kid, was my handler. “Does you know him?”

  “Know him?” said I. “Say, for the first fourteen years of my life I spent most of my time tradin’ punches with him. They ain’t a back-alley in Galveston that we ain’t bloodied each other’s noses in. I ain’t seen him since we was just kids — I went to sea, and he went the other way. I heard he was mixin’ minin’ with fightin’. By golly, hadst I knowed this you wouldn’t of had to shanghai me.”

  Well, Menly called us to the center of the ring for instructions and Leary gawped at me: “Steve Costigan, or I’m a liar! What you doin’ fightin’ for cow-wranglers? I thought you was a sailor.”

  “I am, Snoots,” I sai
d, “and I’m mighty glad for to see you here. You know, we ain’t never settled the question as to which of us is the best man. You’ll recollect in all the fights we had, neither of us ever really won; we’d generally fight till we was so give out we couldn’t lift our mitts, or else till somebody fetched a cop. Now we’ll have it out, once and for all!”

  “Good!” said he, grinning like a ogre. “You’re purty much of a man, Steve, but I figger I’m more. I ain’t been swingin’ a sledge all this time for nothin’. And I reckon the nickname of ‘Biff’ is plenty descriptive.”

  “You always was conceited, Biff,” I scowled. “Different from me. Do I go around tellin’ people how good I am? Not me; I don’t have to. They can tell by lookin’ at me that I’m about the best two-fisted man that ever walked a forecastle. Shake now and let’s come out fightin’.”

  Well, the referee had been trying to give us instructions, but we hadn’t paid no attention to him, so now he muttered a few mutters under his breath and told us to get ready for the gong. Meanwhile the crowd was developing hydrophobia wanting us to get going. They’d got a camp chair for Miss Joan, but the men all stood up, banked solid around the ring so close their noses was nearly through the ropes, and all yelling like wolves.

  “For cat’s sake, Steve,” said Slim as he crawled out of the ring, “don’t fail us. Leary looks even meaner than he done when he licked Red and Joe.”

  I’ll admit Biff was a hard looking mug. He was five feet ten to my six feet, and he weighed 195 to my 190. He had shoulders as wide as a door, a deep barrel chest, huge fists and arms like a gorilla’s. He was hairy and his muscles swelled like iron all over him, miner’s style, and his naturally hard face hadst not been beautified by a broken nose and a cauliflower ear. Altogether, Biff looked like what he was — a rough and ready fighting man.

  At the tap of the gong he come out of his corner like a typhoon, and I met him in the center of the ring. By sheer luck he got in the first punch — a smashing left hook to the head that nearly snapped my neck. The crowd went howling crazy, but I come back with a sledge-hammer right hook that banged on his cauliflower ear like a gunshot. Then we went at it hammer and tongs, neither willing to take a back step, just like we fought when we was kids.

  He had a trick of snapping a left uppercut inside the crook of my arm and beating my right hook. He’d had that trick when we fought in the Galveston alleys, and he hadn’t forgot it. I never couldst get away from that peculiar smack. Again and again he snapped my head back with it — and I got a neck like iron, too; ain’t everybody can rock my head back on it.

  He wasn’t neglecting his right either. In fact he was mighty fond of banging me on the ear with that hand. Meanwhile, I was ripping both hands to his liver, belly and heart, every now and then bringing up a left or right to his head. We slugged that round out without much advantage on either side, but just before the gong, one of them left uppercuts caught me square in the mouth and the claret started in streams.

  “First blood, Steve,” grinned Biff as he turned to his corner.

  Slim wiped off the red stuff and looked kinda worried.

  “He’s hit you some mighty hard smacks, Steve,” said he.

  I snorted. “Think I been pattin’ him? He’ll begin to feel them body smashes in a round or so. Don’t worry; I been waitin’ for this chance for years.”

  At the tap of the gong for the second round we started right in where we left off. Biff come in like he aimed for to take me apart, but I caught him coming in with a blazing left hook to the chin. His eyes rolled, but he gritted his teeth and come driving in so hard he battered me back in spite of all I couldst do. His head was down, both arms flying, legs driving like a charging bull. He caught me in the belly with a right hook that shook me some, but I braced myself and stopped him in his tracks with a right uppercut to the head.

  He grunted and heaved over a right swing that started at his knees, and I didn’t duck quick enough. It caught me solid but high, knocking me back into the ropes.

  The miners roared with joy and the cow-punchers screamed in dismay, but I wasn’t hurt. With a supercilious sneer, I met Leary’s rush with a straight left which snapped his head right back between his shoulders and somehow missed a slungshot right uppercut which had all my beef behind it.

  Biff hooked both hands hard to my head and shot his right under my heart, and I paid him back with a left to the midriff which brung a grunt outa him. I crashed an overhand right for his jaw but he blocked it and was short with a hard right swing. I went inside his left to blast away at his body with both hands in close, and he throwed both arms around me and smothered my punches.

  We broke of ourselves before Menly couldst separate us, and I hooked both hands to Leary’s head, taking a hard drive between the eyes which made me see stars. We then stood head to head in the center of the ring and traded smashes till we was both dizzy. We didn’t hear the gong and Menly had to jump in and haul us apart and shove us toward our corners.

  The crowd was plumb cuckoo by this time; the cowboys was all yelling that I won that round and the miners was swearing that it was Biff’s by a mile. I snickered at this argument, and I noticed Biff snort in disgust. I never go into no scrap figgering to win it on points. If I can’t knock the other sap stiff, he’s welcome to the decision. And I knowed Biff felt the same way.

  Leary was in my corner for the next round before I was offa my stool, and he missed me with a most murderous right. I was likewise wild with a right, and Biff recovered his balance and tagged me on the chin with a left uppercut. Feeling kinda hemmed in, I went for him with a roar and drove him out into the center of the ring with a series of short, vicious rushes he couldn’t altogether stop.

  I shook him to his heels with a left hook to the body and started a right hook for his head. Up flashed his left for that trick uppercut, and I checked my punch and dropped my right elbow to block. He checked his punch too and crashed a most tremendous right to my unguarded chin. Blood splattered and I went back on my heels, floundering and groggy, and Biff, wild for the kill and flustered by the yells, lost his head and plunged in wide open, flailing with both arms.

  I caught him with a smashing left hook to the jaw and he rolled like a clipper in rough weather. I ripped a right under his heart and cracked a hard left to his ear, and he grabbed me like a grizzly and hung on, shaking his head to get rid of the dizziness. He was tough — plenty tough. By the time the referee had broke us, his head had plumb cleared and he proved it by giving a roar of rage and smacking me square on the nose with a punch that made the blood fly.

  Again the gong found us slugging head-to-head. Slim and the boys was so weak and wilted from excitement they couldn’t hardly see straight enough to mop off the blood and give me a piece of lemon to suck.

  Well, this scrap was to be to a finish and it looked like to me it wouldst probably last fifteen or twenty more rounds. I wasn’t tired or weakened any, and I knowed Biff was like a granite boulder — nearly as tough as me. I figgered on wearing him down with body punishment, but even I couldn’t wear down Biff Leary in a few shakes. Just like me, he won most of his fights by simply outlasting the other fellow.

  Still, with a punch like both of us carried in each hand, anything might happen — and did, as it come about.

  We opened the fourth like we had the others, and slugged our way through it, on even terms. Same way with the fifth, only in this I opened a gash on Biff’s temple and he split my ear. As we come up for the sixth, we both showed some wear and tear. One of my eyes was partly closed, I was bleeding at the mouth and nose, and from my cut ear; Biff had lost a tooth, had a deep cut on his temple, and his ribs on the left side was raw from my body punches.

  But neither of us was weakening. We come together fast and Biff ripped my lip open with a savage left hook. His right glanced offa my head and again he tagged me with his left uppercut. I sunk my right deep in his ribs and we both shot our lefts. His started a fraction of a second before mine, and he beat me to t
he punch; his mitt biffed square in my already closing eye, and for a second the punch blinded me.

  His right was coming behind his left, swinging from the floor with every ounce of his beef behind it. Wham! Square on the chin that swinging mauler tagged me, and it was like the slam of a sledge-hammer. I felt my feet fly out from under me, and the back of my head hit the canvas with a jolt that kinda knocked the cobwebs outa my brain.

  I shook my head and looked around to locate Biff. He hadn’t gone to no corner but was standing grinning down at me, just back of the referee a ways. The referee was counting, the crowd was clean crazy, and Biff was grinning and waving his gloves at ‘em, as much as to say what had he told ‘em.

  The miners was dancing and capering and mighty near kissing each other in their joy, and the cowboys was white-faced, screaming at me to get up, and reaching for their guns. I believe if I hadn’t of got up, they’d of started slaughtering the miners. But I got up. For the first time I was good and mad at Biff, not because he knocked me down, but because he had such a smug look on his ugly map. I knowed I was the best man, and I was seeing red.

  I come up with a roar, and Biff wiped the smirk offa his map quick and met me with a straight left. But I wasn’t to be stopped. I bored into close quarters where I had the advantage, and started ripping away with both hands.

  Quickly seeing he couldn’t match me at infighting, Biff grabbed my shoulders and shoved me away by main strength, instantly swinging hard for my head. I ducked and slashed a left hook to his head. He ripped a left to my body and smashed a right to my ear. I staggered him with a left hook to the temple, took a left on the head, and beat him to the punch with a mallet-like right hander to the jaw. I caught him wide open and landed a fraction of a second before he did. That smash had all my beef behind it and Biff dropped like a log.

  But he was a glutton for punishment. Snorting and grunting, he got to his all-fours, glassy-eyed but shaking his head, and, as Menly said “nine,” Leary was up. But he was groggy; such a punch as I dropped him with is one you don’t often land. He rushed at me and connected with a swinging left to the ribs that shook me some, but I dropped him again with a blasting left hook to the chin.