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Delphi Works of Robert E. Howard (Illustrated) (Series Four)

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by Robert E. Howard


  Old Man Richardson come limping toward me with tears running down his face. “Mexicans!” he blubbered. “They hit us like a harrycane jest a little while ago! They shot Jack down like he was a dog! Three or four of the other boys is got knife slashes or bullet marks or bruises from loaded quirt-ends! As they rode off they yelled they’d come back and kill us all!”

  “Why’n’t you throw them wagons round like I told you?” I roared.

  “We didn’t want no fightin’!” he bawled. “We decided to pull out of the valley and find some more peaceful place—”

  “And now Jack’s dead and yore stock’s scattered!” I raged. “Jest because you didn’t want to fight! What the hell you ever cross the Pecos for if you didn’t aim to fight nobody? Set the boys to gatherin’ sech stock as you got left—”

  “But them Mexicans taken Betty!” he shrieked, tearing his scanty locks. “Most of ’em headed east, but six or seven grabbed Betty right out of the wagon and rode off south with her, drivin’ the hosses they stole from us!”

  “Well, git yore weppins and foller me!” I roared. “For Lord’s sake forgit they is places where sheriffs and policemen pertecks you, and make up yore minds to fight! I’m goin’ after Betty.”

  I headed south as hard as Cap’n Kidd could run. The reason I hadn’t met them Mexicans as I rode back from the flat where I met Cousin Bearfield was because they swung around the north end of the ridge when they headed east. I hadn’t gone far when I heard a sudden burst of firing, off to the east, and figgered they’d hit the Illinois camp. But I reckoned Bearfield had got there ahead of ‘em. Still, it didn’t seem like the shooting was far enough off to be at the other camp. But I didn’t have no time to study it.

  Them gal-thieves had a big start, but it didn’t do no good. I hadn’t rode over three miles till I heard the stolen hosses running ahead of me, and in a minute I bust out into a open flat and seen six Mexicans driving them critters at full speed, and one of ’em was holding Betty on the saddle in front of him. It was that blasted Gomez.

  I come swooping down onto ‘em, with a six-shooter in my right hand and a bowie knife in my left. Cap’n Kidd needed no guiding. He’d smelt blood and fire and he come like a hurricane on Jedgment Day, with his mane flying and his hoofs burning the grass.

  The Mexicans seen I’d ride ’em down before they could get acrost the flat and they turnt to meet me, shooting as they come. But Mexicans always was rotten shots. As we come together I let bamthree times with my .45, and: “Three!” says I.

  One of ’em rode at me from the side and clubbed his rifle and hit at my head, but I ducked and made one swipe with my bowie. “Four!” says I. Then the others turnt and high-tailed it, letting the stolen hosses run where they wanted to. One of ’em headed south, but I was crowding Gomez so clost he whirled around and lit a shuck west.

  “Keep back or I keel the girl!” he howled, lifting a knife, but I shot it out of his hand, and he give a yowl and let go of her and she fell off into the high grass. He kept fogging it.

  I pulled up to see if Betty was hurt, but she warn’t — jest scairt. The grass cushioned her fall. I seen her pap and sech of the boys as was able to ride was all coming at a high run, so I left her to ’em and taken in after Gomez again. Purty soon he looked back and seen me overhauling him, so he reched for his Winchester which he’d evidently jest thought of using, when about that time his hoss stepped into a prairie dog hole and throwed him over his head. Gomez never twitched after he hit the ground. I turnt around and rode back, cussing disgustedly, because a Elkins is ever truthful, and I couldn’t honestly count Gomez in my record.

  But I thought I’d scuttle that coyote that run south, so I headed in that direction. I hadn’t gone far when I heard a lot of hosses running somewhere ahead of me and to the east, and then presently I bust out of the trees and come onto a flat which run to the mouth of a narrer gorge opening into the main canyon.

  On the left wall of this gorge-mouth they was a ledge about fifty foot up, and they was a log cabin on that ledge with loop-holes in the walls. The only way up onto the ledge was a log ladder, and about twenty Mexicans was running their hosses toward it, acrost the flat. Jest as I reched the aidge of the bushes, they got to the foot of the wall and jumped off their hosses and run up that ladder like monkeys, letting their hosses run any ways. I seen a big feller with gold ornaments on his sombrero which I figgered was Zamora, but before I could unlimber my Winchester they was all in the cabin and slammed the door.

  The next minute cousin Bearfield busted out of the trees a few hundred yards east of where I was and started recklessly acrost the flat. Imejitely all them Mexicans started shooting at him, and he grudgingly retired into the bresh again, with terrible language. I yelled, and rode toward him, keeping to the trees.

  “How many you got?” he bellered as soon as he seen me.

  “Four,” I says, and he grinned like a timber wolf and says: “I got five! I was ridin’ for my camp when I heard the shootin’ behind me, and so I knowed it was yore camp they hit first. I turnt around to go back and help you out—”

  “When did I ever ast you for any help?” I bristled, but he said: “But purty soon I seen a gang of Mexicans comin’ around the north end of the ridge, so I taken cover and shot five of ’em out of their saddles. They must of knowed it was me, because they high-tailed it.”

  “How could they know that, you conceited jackass?” I snorted. “They run off because they probably thought a whole gang had ambushed ‘em.”

  Old Man Richardson and his boys had rode up whilst we was talking, and now he broke in with some heat, and said: “That hain’t the question! The p’int is we got ’em hemmed up on that ledge for the time bein’, and can git away before they come down and massacre us.”

  “What you talkin’ about?” I roared. “They’re the ones which is in need of gittin’ away. If any massacrein’ is did around here, we does it!”

  “It’s flyin’ in the face of Providence!” he bleated, but I told him sternly to shet up, and Bearfield says: “Send somebody over to my camp to bring my warriors,” so I told Ned to go and he pulled out.

  Then me and Bearfield studied the situation, setting our hosses in the open whilst bullets from the cabin whistled all around us, and the Richardsons hid in the bresh and begged us to be keerful.

  “That ledge is sheer on all sides,” says Bearfield. “Nobody couldn’t climb down onto it from the cliff. And anybody tryin’ to climb that ladder in the teeth of twenty Winchesters would be plum crazy.”

  But I says, “Look, Bearfield, how the ledge overhangs about ten foot to the left of that ladder. A man could stand at the foot of the bluff there and them coyotes couldn’t see to shoot him.”

  “And,” says Bearfield, “he could sling his rope up over that spur of rock at the rim, and they couldn’t shoot it off. Only way to git to it would be to come out of the cabin and rech down and cut it with a knife. Door opens toward the ladder, and they ain’t no door in the wall on that side. A man could climb right up onto the ledge before they knowed it — if they didn’t shoot him through the loop-holes as he come over the rim.”

  “You stay here and shoot ’em when they tries to cut the rope,” I says.

  “You go to hell!” he roared. “I see through yore hellish plot. You aims to git up there and kill all them Mexes before I has a chance at ‘em. You thinks you’ll outwit me! By golly, I got my rights, and—”

  “Aw, shet up,” I says disgustedly. “We’ll both go.” I hollered to Old Man Richardson: “You all lay low in the bresh and shoot at every Mex which comes outa the cabin.”

  “What you goin’ to do now?” he hollered. “Don’t be rash—”

  But me and Bearfield was already headed for the ledge at a dead run.

  This move surprized the Mexicans, because they knowed we couldn’t figger to ride our hosses up that ladder. Being surprized they shot wild and all they done was graze my sculp and nick Bearfield’s ear. Then, jest as they begun to get t
heir range and started trimming us clost, we swerved aside and thundered in under the overhanging rock.

  We clumb off and tied our hosses well apart, otherwise they’d of started fighting each other. The Mexicans above us was yelling most amazing but they couldn’t even see us, much less shoot us. I whirled my lariat, which is plenty longer and stronger than the average lasso, and roped the spur of rock which jutted up jest below the rim.

  “I’ll go up first,” says I, and Bearfield showed his teeth and drawed his bowie knife.

  “You won’t neither!” says he. “We’ll cut kyards! High man wins!”

  So we squatted, and Old Man Richardson yelled from the trees: “For God’s sake, what are you doin’ now? They’re fixin’ to roll rocks down onto you!”

  “You tend to yore own business,” I advised him, and shuffled the cards which Bearfield hauled out of his britches. As it turnt out, the Mexes had a supply of boulders in the cabin. They jest opened the door and rolled ’em toward the rim. But they shot off the ledge and hit beyond us.

  Bearfield cut, and yelped: “A ace! You cain’t beat that!”

  “I can equal it,” I says, and drawed a ace of diamonds.

  “I wins!” he clamored. “Hearts beats diamonds!”

  “That rule don’t apply here,” I says. “It war a draw, and—”

  “Why, you — !” says Bearfield, leaning for’ard to grab the deck, and jest then a rock about the size of a bushel basket come bounding over the ledge and hit a projection which turnt its course, so instead of shooting over us, it fell straight down and hit Bearfield smack between the ears.

  It stunned him for a instant, and I jumped up and started climbing the rope, ignoring more rocks which come thundering down. I was about half-way up when Bearfield come to, and he riz with a beller of rage. “Why, you dirty, double-crossin’ so-and-so!” says he, and started throwing rocks at me.

  They was a awful racket, the Mexicans howling, and guns banging, and Bearfield cussing, and Old Man Richardson wailing: “They’re crazy, I tell you! They’re both crazy as mudhens! I think everybody west of the Pecos must be maneyacks!”

  Bearfield grabbed the rope and started climbing up behind me, and about that time one of the Mexicans run to cut the rope. But for onst my idiotic follerers was on the job. He run into about seven bullets that hit him all to onst, and fell down jest above the spur where the loop was caught onto.

  So when I reched my arm over the rim to pull myself up they couldn’t see me on account of the body. But jest as I was pulling myself up, they let go a boulder at random and it bounded along and bounced over the dead Mexican and hit me right smack in the face. It was about as big as a pumpkin.

  I give a infuriated beller and swarmed up onto the ledge and it surprized ’em so that most of them missed me clean. I only got one slug through the arm. Before they had time to shoot again I made a jump to the wall and flattened myself between the loop-holes, and grabbed the rifle barrels they poked through the loop-holes and bent ’em and rooint ‘em. Bearfield was coming up the rope right behind me, so I grabbed hold of the logs and tore that whole side of the wall out, and the roof fell in and the other walls come apart.

  * * * * *

  In a instant all you could see was logs falling and rolling and Mexicans busting out into the open. Some got pinned by the falling logs and some was shot by my embattled Kansans and Bearfield’s Illinois warriors which had jest come up, and some fell offa the ledge and broke their fool necks.

  One of ’em run agen me and tried to stab me so I throwed him after them which had already fell off the ledge, and hollered: “Five for me, Bearfield!”

  “ — !” says Bearfield, arriving onto the scene with blood in his eye and his bowie in his hand. Seeing which a big Mexican made for him with a butcher knife, which was pore jedgment on his part, and in about the flick of a mustang’s tail Bearfield had a sixth man to his credit.

  This made me mad. I seen some of the Mexicans was climbing down the ladder, so I run after ‘em, and one turnt around and missed me so close with a shotgun he burnt my eyebrows. I taken it away from him and hit him over the head with it, and yelled: “Six for me, too, Cousin Bearfield!”

  “Lookout!” he yelled. “Zamora’s gittin’ away!”

  I seen Zamora had tied a rope to the back side of the ledge and was sliding down it. He dropped the last ten feet and run for a corral which was full of hosses back up the gorge, behind the ledge.

  We seen the other Mexicans was all laid out or running off up the valley, persued by our immigrants, so I went down the ladder and Bearfield slid down my rope. Zamora’s rope wouldn’t of held our weight. We grabbed our hosses and lit out up the gorge, around a bend of which Zamora was jest disappearing.

  He had a fast hoss and a long start, but I’d of overtook him within the first mile, only Cap’n Kidd kept trying to stop and fight Bearfield’s hoss, which was about as big and mean as he was. After we’d run about five miles, and come out of the gorge onto a high plateau, I got far enough ahead of Bearfield so Cap’n Kidd forgot about his hoss, and then he settled down to business and run Zamora’s hoss right off his laigs.

  They was a steep slope on one side of us, and a five hundred foot drop on the other, and Zamora seen his hoss was winded, so he jumped off and started up the slope on foot. Me and Bearfield jumped off, too, and run after him. Each one of us got him by a laig as he was climbing up a ledge.

  “Leggo my prisoner!” roared Bearfield.

  “He’s my meat,” I snarled. “This makes me seven! I wins!”

  “You lie!” bellered Bearfield, jerking Zamora away from me and hitting me over the head with him. This made me mad so I grabbed Zamora and throwed him in Bearfield’s face. His spurs jabbed Bearfield in the belly, and my cousin give a maddened beller and fell on me fist and tush, and in the battle which follered we forgot all about Zamora till we heard a man scream. He’d snuck away and tried to mount Cap’n Kidd. We stopped fighting and looked around jest in time to see Cap’n Kidd kick him in the belly and knock him clean over the aidge of the cliff.

  “Well,” says Bearfield disgustedly, “that decides nothin’, and our score is a draw.”

  “It was my hoss which done it,” I said. “It ought a count for me.”

  “Over my corpse it will!” roared Bearfield. “But look here, it’s nearly night. Le’s git back to the camps before my follerers start cuttin’ yore Kansans’ throats. Whatever fight is to be fought to decide who owns the canyon, it’s betwixt you and me, not them.”

  “All right,” I said. “If my Kansas boys ain’t already kilt all yore idjits, we’ll fight this out somewhere where we got better light and more room. But I jest expect to find yore Illinoisans writhin’ in their gore.”

  “Don’t worry about them,” he snarled. “They’re wild as painters when they smells gore. I only hope they ain’t kilt all yore Kansas mavericks.”

  So we pulled for the valley. When we got there it was dark, and as we rode outa the gorge, we seen fires going on the flat, and folks dancing around ‘em, and fiddles was going at a great rate.

  “What the hell is this?” bellered Bearfield, and then Old Man Richardson come up to us, overflowing with good spirits. “Glad to see you gents!” he says. “This is a great night! Jack warn’t kilt, after all. Jest creased. We come out of that great fight whole and sound—”

  “But what you doin’?” roared Bearfield. “What’s my people doin’ here?”

  “Oh,” says Old Man Richardson, “we got together after you gents left and agreed that the valley was big enough for both parties, so we decided to jine together into one settlement, and we’re celebratin’. Them Illinois people is fine folks. They’re as peace-lovin’ as we are.”

  “Blood-thirsty painters!” I sneers to Cousin Bearfield.

  “I ain’t no bigger liar’n you air,” he says, more in sorrer than in anger. “Come on. They ain’t nothin’ more we can do. We air swamped in a mess of pacifism. The race is degeneratin’. Le’s head
for Bear Creek. This atmosphere of brotherly love is more’n I can stand.”

  We set our hosses there a minnit and watched them pilgrims dance and listened to ’em singing. I squints across at Cousin Bearfield’s face and doggoned if it don’t look almost human in the firelight. He hauls out his plug of tobaccer and offers me first chaw. Then we headed yonderly, riding stirrup to stirrup.

  Must of been ten miles before Cap’n Kidd retches over and bites Cousin Bearfield’s hoss on the neck. Bearfield’s hoss bites back, and by accident Cap’n Kidd kicks Cousin Bearfield on the ankle. He lets out a howl and thumps me over the head, and I hit him, and then we gits our arms around each other and roll in the bresh in a tangle.

  We fit fer two hours, I reckon, and we’d been fighting yet if we hadn’t scrambled under Cap’n Kidd’s hoofs where he was feeding. He kicked Cousin Bearfield one way and me the other.

  I got up after a while and went hunting my hat. The bresh crackled, and in the moonlight I could see Cousin Bearfield on his hands and knees. “Whar air ye, Cousin Breckinridge?” says he. “Air you all right?”

  Well, mebbe my clothes was tore more’n his was and a lip split and a rib or two busted, but I could still see, which was more’n he could say with both his eyes swole that way. “Shore I’m all right,” I says. “How air you, Cousin Bearfield?”

  He let out a groan and tried to git up. He made ‘er on the second heave and stood there swaying. “Why, I’m fine,” he says. “Plumb fine. I feel a whole lot better, Breck. I was afraid fer a minnit back there, whilst we was ridin’ along, that that daggone brotherly love would turn out to be catchin’.”

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  PISTOL POLITICS

  First published in Action Stories, April 1936

  POLITICS and book-learning is bad enough took separate; together they’re a blight and a curse. Take Yeller Dog for a instance, a mining camp over in the Apache River country, where I was rash enough to take up my abode in onst.

 

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