Please Send Help
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I can’t hug you in jail. Too many germs.
10:09 AM
We got a gate!
I have stood up!
Good for you!
You’re at baggage claim?
Yep! Just me and this driver who has told me his whole life story even though I won’t make eye contact.
I love New York!
10:15 AM
I don’t see you.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I’m by baggage claim 5.
Oh.
I’m not.
Could use more info …
This terminal only has four baggage claims …
No. It has five.
LOOK BEHIND YOU
AHHHHHHH!
You look great!! Herpes agrees with you!
SHUT UP AND HUG ME
EPILOGUE
DECEMBER SOMETHING
6:45 PM
Hello. Can you please wash your dishes? I think they are growing mold.
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
Work has been crazy.
I work too, you know.
Why, yes you do, Ms. Junior Producer.
Speaking of, when is Dana getting the rest of his stuff?
How is that speaking of? He doesn’t work with me anymore.
I know. But I’m really sick of all his stuff lying around. Can you text him?
Fine.
When you do the dishes.
Fine.
6:55 PM
Wanna get takeout and watch a movie tonight?!
I already ordered the food and picked a movie …
Perfect! I hate making decisions.
See ya soon!
See ya soon!
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
First and foremost to our biggest champion (and manager), Matt Sadeghian. We would be much less successful without you. Huge thank-you to our fearless editor, Sara Goodman, who has given us not one but TWO huge opportunities. Shout-out to Sasha Raskin, for getting this whole thing started. We bow down to Ella Dawson, for consulting on the book. And finally, thank you to both our families, who have shaped us into whatever it is we are now. Love you guys.
ALSO BY
GABY DUNN & ALLISON RASKIN
i hate everyone but you
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
GABY DUNN & ALLISON RASKIN are two best friends and New York Times bestselling authors who live in Los Angeles. They started the comedy YouTube channel Just Between Us in 2014, which has amassed more than 150 million views, and have created individual podcasts, both of which have landed on the iTunes international top charts. Gaby's journalism has appeared in pretty much every major publication, and Allison has written some really funny group texts with her family. Gaby and Allison have developed television projects with Netflix, MTV, YouTube Originals, and FX. They both love their dogs very much.
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CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Begin Reading
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
Also by Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin
About the Authors
Copyright
This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the authors’ imaginations or are used fictitiously.
First published in the United States by Wednesday Books, an imprint of St. Martin’s Publishing Group
PLEASE SEND HELP. Copyright © 2019 by Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin’s Press, 120 Broadway, New York, NY 10271.
www.wednesdaybooks.com
Cover design and illustration by Olga Grlic
The Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available upon request.
ISBN 978-1-250-21653-3 (hardcover)
ISBN 978-1-250-21654-0 (ebook)
eISBN 9781250216540
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First Edition: July 2019