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How to Astronaut

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by Terry Virts


  Next, friends and colleagues who are too numerous to list. You have contributed in so many ways, since my early days at the Air Force Academy all the way through my post-NASA career. At the end of the day people matter above all else, and what I learned from the remarkable people of the US Air Force and NASA during my career will never be matched by what I gave them in return. Of course, not everything is rosy and perfect in life, and I’ve learned a few things along the way about how not to treat people. To those who taught me sometimes-painful lessons, as we used to joke in the fighter squadron, you weren’t entirely useless—you served as a bad example. Thank you for showing me the path in life to avoid—something often more valuable than seeing the path to take.

  A few months before beginning this book, I met a great American and fellow author named Clint Emerson. He recommended a book by a guy named King. You may have heard of him. Stephen King. So I picked up the first Stephen King book of my life (I’m not kidding)—On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, and it was exactly what I needed as a new author. In it he emphasized the importance of cutting word count by saying things as succinctly as possible. Of avoiding adverbs—not “I lazily walked to the lake while wistfully recounting a story with my friend who was vigorously complaining about the gently falling snow in the deathly still air,” but rather “I walked to the lake while talking with my buddy who was whining about the cold.” Mr. King also motivated me to pick up a copy of The Elements of Style, by William Strunk and E. B. White, the tried and true manual of grammar and the English language. I never imagined I’d read a book about how to write, and certainly not Strunk and White, but they were both indispensable on my journey to becoming a proper author. Thank you, Stephen and Clint and Strunk and White, I owe you.

  I needed help from some of my NASA colleagues when dealing with my CRS in order to remember the many details I had forgotten. Rick Cole was one of my NASA flight surgeons during my Expedition 42/43 space mission, and Julia Wells was my Crew Medical Officer trainer, and they both helped my recollection for the space medicine chapters. Josh Matthew was my crew training officer for both my shuttle flight and my long-duration station flight, and he was always a great help for “Hey Josh, what does this acronym mean?” or “Do we still do that procedure?” Alex and Faruq, thank you for making those spacewalks possible and safe. Beth Turner was my family support person, and while others were trying to make life difficult, Beth made it tolerable. I am forever grateful to you for the support you gave me and my family.

  To my STS-130 and Expedition 42/43 crewmates, you made my spaceflights safe, memorable, and experiences that I will always treasure as I attempt to share them with folks down here on Earth. All I can say is, more cowbell. . . .

  Of course, Don Pettit must be thanked, for both his friendship as well as his photography mentorship. In an office full of smart people, Don is one of the smartest. More importantly, he is a great dude. He’s a legitimate genius, but also a very practical hands-on guy who can seemingly fix or invent anything. Being in the office with you was a highlight of my sixteen years at NASA, Don.

  Jack Stuster is the world’s leading expert on expeditionary behavior, and his two-decade-long experiment, called Journals, has become the definitive work chronicling the psychological status of every long-duration NASA astronaut since the beginning of the space station program. Jack understands the mental and human requirements of lengthy expeditions more than anyone else on Earth, and his expertise is the key to our future endeavors exploring the far reaches of the solar system. He also showed amazing insight when he noticed that I was the first ever ISS astronaut to have an improved mood during the third quarter of his mission. Normally, that is when crews get down, and they improve toward the end, but I was unusual in that I improved at the midpoint of my Expedition 42/43 mission.

  The highlight of my time in space was making the IMAX film A Beautiful Planet, directed by the late Toni Myers. Working with her, her director of photography James Neihouse, and space consultant and fellow astronaut Marsha Ivins was one of the most special experiences of my career. I have since begun a new filmmaking career, and I learned from the best. Thank you, Toni; we miss you terribly. And I promise, if I ever see aliens, I won’t not film them just because it’s not on the shot list!

  This book would never have happened were it not for my agent, Geoffrey Jennings, who believed in me and was willing to pitch me to my excellent publisher, Workman. Without great partners in your agent and publisher, an author is up the creek (or stuck in orbit without a rocket engine for the deorbit burn). I gave Geoffrey some not-so-great ideas for a book, and he politely told me, “These are great, I recommend you continue your day job as a speaker.” When I brought him the idea for How to Astronaut he jumped to work, taking it immediately to our publisher.

  My publisher, Workman, has been absolutely wonderful to work with every step of the way. Suzie Bolotin, the publisher, supported the idea for this book from the start and never gave us a chance to even talk to any other publishers—that meant the world to me. Workman’s CEO, Dan Reynolds, signed off on this project without ever meeting me, when I had only one book to date under my belt. I needed two editors to encourage me and help turn my chicken scratch (in a figurative, Microsoft Word kind of way) into this beautiful work: Bruce Tracy and John Meils, as well as a spectacular copyeditor, Claudia Sorsby. Thanks as well to Kate Karol, Barbara Peragine, and Galen Smith. I’m just a fighter pilot, and I needed your help to bring HTA together, making sure the nouns and verbs and (rarely) adverbs would be fun for the reader. Moving on to the fun part of the book, thanks to Janet Vicario for an amazing book design, and to Vaughn Andrews for a book cover that will keep this work flying off shelves for many years to come! Finally, to Rebecca Carlisle and Diana Griffin, thank you for suffering my endless ideas for marketing and book-tour stops. Without your work none of us would have a job!

  Lani, you’re the best.

  The people responsible for getting me in shape for my flights, and then even more importantly getting me readapted back to Earth afterward, are known as ASCRs (NASA acronym for strength and conditioning trainers). Mine were Bruce Nieschwitz for Expedition 43 and Corey Twine, Christi Baker Keeler, Mark Guilliams, and Jamie Chauvin for STS-130 and general training. After 200 days in space I had lost 0.0 percent of my bone density, so they must have been doing something right.

  One more thank-you. For the person whom FS calls, in her Australian accent, “race car, race car, race car,” thank you. I wouldn’t be alive without you.

  This writing thing is a blast. I have enjoyed it much more than I ever thought possible, and I hope I have many more books in me, fiction and nonfiction. I also hope that you, the reader, enjoyed this book, laughed, and occasionally said, “Wow! I never knew that.”

  Terry Virts

  March 2020

  Locked down in quarantine

  Houston, Texas, USA

  Earth

  Index

  Note: Page references in italics indicate photographs.

  Page numbers have been removed from the index for this electronic edition. To locate any of the following terms, please use the search feature of your e-book reader.

  A ⃒B ⃒C ⃒D ⃒E ⃒F ⃒G ⃒H ⃒I ⃒J ⃒K ⃒L ⃒M ⃒N ⃒O ⃒P ⃒R ⃒S ⃒T ⃒U ⃒V ⃒W ⃒Z ⃒

  A

  A Beautiful Planet documentary

  accidents. See also Challenger accident; Columbia accident

  ACY (ISS toilet)

  adversity, facing

  AET (tether)

  Air Force tracking network

  airlock

  Aldrin, Buzz

  aliens

  Ames Research Center

  ammonia leaks

  Anderson, Mike

  animal experiments

  about

  MICRO-5 experiment

  training

  transporting specimens

  Antisatellite (ASAT) testing

  APFR (foot restraint
)

  Apollo Applications Program (AAP)

  Apollo-Soyuz Test Program

  ARED (weightlifting machine)

  Arnold, Ricky

  ASCAN. See astronauts

  ASCRs (personal trainers)

  astronauts

  the “Bugs” class

  commander duties

  Crew Medical Officer (CMO)

  daily schedule

  demographics

  pilot (PLT) duties (See also pilot training (shuttle program))

  qualifications

  retired

  soft skills

  tasks in space

  training (See training)

  Astro Palate (experiment)

  Astrovan

  Auroras

  B

  Baikonur Cosmodrome

  balance, post-flight

  barf bags

  bathing

  bathrooms. See bathing; toilets

  the bends

  Blue Origin

  BOB (food bag)

  Bolden, Charlie

  bone degradation

  Brown, Dave

  BRT (tether)

  bureaucracy

  Burtt, Ben

  Bush, George W.

  C

  Cabana, Bob

  Canadarm (SRMS)

  Canadarm2 (SSRMS)

  cancer, risk of

  Cape Canaveral Air Force Station

  Capillary Flow Experiment (CFE)

  carbon dioxide exposure training

  carbon dioxide scrubbers

  care packages

  cargo resupply ships

  care packages

  docking

  fresh food

  incidents

  unpacking

  CEVIS (stationary bike)

  Challenger accident

  lessons learned

  management mistakes

  Chang-Díaz, Franklin

  Chawla, Kalpana

  circadian rhythm

  Clark, Laurel

  cleaning the ISS

  clothing

  Cocoa Beach

  cognitive impairment

  Columbia accident

  account from the ground

  family White House visit

  lessons learned

  management mistakes

  communication

  among crew

  with earth

  compartmentalization (mental)

  Constellation program

  Crew Medical Officer (CMO)

  about

  duties

  training

  crew quarters

  Cristoforetti, Samantha

  as an IV

  Capitol Hill visit

  fame in Italy

  hairstyling

  on the ISS

  language skills

  physics experiment

  cross-range

  CUBESATs

  Cupola module

  Cygnus (spacecraft)

  D

  daily schedule

  DAM (debris avoidance maneuver)

  day/night cycles

  death in space

  debris in space

  dehydrated food

  Delta-v

  dental hygiene

  dental training

  Department of Defense (DoD)

  Dextre (SPDM) robotic arm

  diapers

  DNA, effect of radiation on

  Dragon (SpaceX)

  dreaming in space

  E

  earth, viewed from space

  EI (entry-interface)

  Einstein, Albert

  electric in-space propulsion

  email

  EMU. See Extravehicular Mobility Unit

  Endeavour. See also STS-130

  entertainment in space

  Epps, Jeanette

  ERCM (tether)

  EVA (extravehicular activity). See spacewalking

  exercise

  preparing for spaceflight

  rehabilitation after spaceflight

  in space

  Expedition 42

  Expedition 42/43

  Expedition 43

  experiments. See also medical research

  on animals

  zero-gravity flight testing

  Extravehicular Mobility Unit (EMU)

  base layers

  putting on

  sizes and adjustment

  training

  eyesight problems (VIIP)

  F

  F-16 Viper

  Falcon 9 (SpaceX)

  Falcon Heavy (SpaceX)

  family support

  FGB (Zarya) module

  Flight Operations Directorate (FOD)

  flight training

  jets

  shuttle pilot

  turboprops

  float, learning to

  food in space

  foot restraint (APFR)

  foreign language training

  FTS (flight termination system)

  G

  Gagarin, Yuri

  Gateway (lunar orbit space station)

  generator (RTG)

  geosynchronous orbit

  Gerstenmaier, Bill

  Glenn, John

  glove rubber (RTV)

  gloves

  God

  gravity

  on earth, adjusting to

  feeling of falling

  gradient

  at launch

  zero, getting used to

  zero, training for

  Griffin, Mike

  H

  haircuts in space

  Hale, Wayne

  health problems

  bone degradation

  carbon dioxide exposure

  cognitive impairment

  eyesight

  insomnia

  muscle degradation

  nervous system effects

  radiation

  skin problems

  space adaptation syndrome (SAS)

  heat shields

  heavy-lift rockets

  Helios B (satellite)

  Hire, Kay

  Hobaugh, Charlie

  Hubble Space Telescope

  Husband, Rick

  HUT (EMU upper section)

  hygiene

  I

  IMAX movies

  inclination (orbital)

  insomnia. See also sleeping in space

  international relations

  International Space Station (ISS)

  alarm system

  atmosphere

  building

  capturing cargo ships

  chores and cleaning

  communication with earth

  cooling system

  docking

  food

  gravity

  maneuvering

  mission

  module limitations

  orbit

  participating countries

  privacy

  robotic arms

  toilets

  undocking

  internet

  ionizing radiation, dangers of

  ISLE (prebreathe protocol)

  isolation

  IV (intravehicular)

  Ivins, Marsha

  J

  Japanese HTV (cargo ship)

  Japanese ISS segment

  JEM-RMS (robotic arm)

  jet lag

  jet trainers

  Johnson Space Center

  Journals (experiment)

  K

  Kanelakos, Alex

  KC-135 “Vomit Comet”

  Kennedy Space Center

  Kessler syndrome

  Kornienko, Misha

  Ku-band radio

  L

  LANTIRN (Low Altitude Navigation and Targeting Infrared at Night)

  LEE R&R (robotic arm maintenance)

  Lousma, Jack

  LTA (EMU lower section)

  M

  MAG (diaper)

  magnetic field of earth

  marooned in
space

  Mars

  attractive characteristics

  equipment needed

  mission duration

  Marshall Space Flight Center

  Mastracchio, Rick

  Max-q

  McCool, Willie

  medical research

  medical training

  medication

  medium-lift rockets

  MELFI (freezer)

  Melvin, Leland

  military rations (MREs)

  Mir space station

  movies, shooting in space

  movies, watching

  MREs (military rations)

  Mucha, Waclaw

  muscle degradation

  music

  MWS EE (tether)

  Myers, Toni

  about

  artistic direction

  A Beautiful Planet

  N

  NASA. See also specific facilities

  arbitrary rules

  astronaut application process

  doctors

  family support

  human spaceflight policy

  medical coverage

  mission

  mistakes made by

  privatization

  psychologists

  Neihouse, James

  nervous system, effects of spaceflight on

  Neutral Buoyancy Laboratory (NBL)

  New Armstrong (Blue Origin)

  New Glenn (Blue Origin)

  Nieschwitz, Bruce

  nitrogen gas, in blood and tissues

  Node 1 (Unity)

  Node 3 (Tranquility)

  installation

  uses

  NOLS (National Outdoor Leadership School) course

  Northrop Grumman

  nuclear power

  O

  Obama, Barack

  OBSS (inspection boom)

  OCT (Optical Coherence Tomography)

  OmegA (Northrop Grumman)

  orbital mechanics

  organization, importance of

  Orlan (Russian EVA suit)

  Oval Office visits

  oxygen

  P

  packing for space

  paper bag training

  personal items

  personal space

  personal time

  personal trainers (ASCRs)

  Pettit, Don

  phone calls

  photography in space. See also IMAX movies

  physical training for spaceflight

  pilot training (shuttle program)

  PMM (module)

  politics

  Polyakov, Valery

  pressure suits. See spacesuits

  privatization

  Progress (Russian spacecraft)

  Proxima Centauri

  psychology. See also isolation

  R

  radiation, dangers of

  Ramon, Ilan

  “Red Button”

 

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