by Eric Vall
“Car!” I cried out and pressed the jump button, but Kevin must not have heard me.
His tiger chef flew off the screen before a small tombstone popped up where he’d been standing.
“Annnnd that’s all the lives I’ve got for this round,” he sighed. “I guess that means I finish my drink.”
As Kevin chugged the rest of his beer, Tony and I tried to make a strategy.
“How about this,” Tony suggested, “we divvy it up into halves. You take the bottom half of the screen, and I’ll take the top. So, you grab the ingredients, we both chop them up from opposite sides, and then I’ll deliver them to the stove.”
I glanced down at the timer and saw we now had less than a minute. By my system’s calculations, our chance of failure was a discouraging ninety percent.
“There is no way we can finish,” I sighed.
“Sure there is,” Tony reassured me. “Just trust me on this, okay?”
“Very well,” I said, since Tony had proven himself to be a master strategist when it came to these simulations.
We tried this new configuration as my robot chef moved over to the other side and headed for the ingredients. Meanwhile, Tony’s character hopped over and began to chop up the shrimp that had been left on the table.
As my robot snatched a block of cheese, a notification appeared on the screen.
Final ingredient.
My heart began to hammer in my chest. We now had thirty seconds and two ingredients to deliver, so I moved over to the chopping block as fast as I could and began to slice away.
“Twenty seconds!” Kevin exclaimed from behind us. “You almost got it!”
“Done!” I communicated to my partner.
Tony’s character picked up the cheese and dashed back toward the stove. As he ran, he was forced to hop over a gap in the semis once more. He was a few inches away from the stove when another yellow car appeared to the right.
“Watch out!” I yelled, probably louder than I should have.
Tony’s avatar just barely made it into the air as the car slammed into the back of the semi. The shockwave missed him completely, and then he landed in front of the stove and got to work.
“Ten seconds!” Kevin gasped, now on the literal edge of his seat.
Meanwhile, Tony was smashing the A button as hard as he could to stir all the ingredients together.
All I could do was watch the seconds on the timer tick down.
Five … Four … Three … Two …
A prompt appeared on the screen.
Congratulations, Top Chef!
“We won?” I gasped.
“We won,” Tony confirmed as he grinned from ear to ear.
“We freaking won!” Kevin laughed as he stood up and raised his fists into the air.
“Ya know,” Tony chuckled and locked eyes with me, “we make a pretty damn good team.”
“We do,” I admitted, “but I am still in shock. According to my calculations, we had a ninety percent chance of failure.”
“And that’s what I was telling you earlier,” he nodded, “if there’s even a one percent chance of success, why not try and go for it?”
Maybe it was just the affects of the alcohol, or maybe it was the miniature inspirational talk he was giving. Either way, Tony had a strange aura around him. Gone was the nerdy electronics store employee, replaced with a man who had an air of leadership and prowess.
My heart was racing in my chest now that he was looking at me, but I did not bother to run another system check. I knew why I felt the way I did.
I loved him, and it was not a mistake in my programming. I knew I could never kill him. I never wanted anything but to be by his side.
“Now, I believe we need to finish our drinks,” Tony continued. “Cheers.”
Kevin and I both let out another “cheers” and then chugged our alcohol.
We booted up another round of the simulation, this time in a volcano setting. The three of us operated like a well-oiled machine, only dying at the occasional new tricky and unexpected gimmick, and we finished levels in no time flat. After the volcano, we chugged our drinks once more and then moved on to the next level.
Kevin, Tony, and I continued to drink and play this simulation for a full two hours. As we became more inebriated, our skills became sloppier, until we finally came to a point where all three of us got “game over.” When that finally happened, a much-too-happy Kevin stood up and shrugged his shoulders.
“I guess that’s probably a good stopping point,” he admitted. “I may not have to work tomorrow, but it’s three in the morning. I dunno about you guys, but I’m beat.”
The scruffy man let out a rather obnoxious yawn before he stretched, sauntered over to the game system, and turned it off. Then he rubbed his eyes tiredly and wobbled off toward his bedroom.
“Good night, you guys,” he muttered. “One of you can take the couch in here if you want, or if you wanna sleep together, you’re way more than welcome. Mi casa is su casa or whatever.”
Kevin let out one more yawn before he disappeared through the threshold of his room and shut the door behind him.
Now, Tony and I were alone, and I found myself staring deeply into his eyes, almost in a trance.
The dark-haired man cleared his throat loudly, and the noise startled me back into reality.
“You can take the bed in the other room,” he offered. “I’ve slept in it plenty of times and let me tell you, it’s not as comfy as it looks.”
“Well, that is no good,” I chuckled, “because it looks terrible.”
Tony laughed obnoxiously loud as he quirked his head to the side.
“Was that … a joke?” he gasped. “Did HFD-576 just make a freaking joke?”
“I did,” I admitted with a small smile. “I guess you and Kevins’ demeanor is starting to rub off on me.”
We laughed for a few more moments, but then Tony went silent. He stared down at the ground, deep in thought.
“I’ll, uh … ” he stuttered. “I’ll see you in the morning, Hannah. Good night.”
“No,” I said as I gestured to the door behind us. “You will sleep in the bed with me.”
“Uhhh, wait, why--”
“You will try to escape,” I said.
“I’m not going to escape!” The color seemed to drain from Tony’s face. “I know how dangerous it is out there. Besides, I’ve come with you so far. Why would I--”
“Even if you escape for a few moments,” I interrupted, “you might find the chosen woman to impregnate. No, you are not leaving my sight, so you will join me in bed and we will sleep together.”
“Look, uhhh,” Tony started, but I stood up and walked toward the door.
As I walked, I glanced over at Kevin’s closed door and scanned it. He was already fast asleep.
Good.
“I will not allow you to be with another female,” I said as I unbuttoned my shorts. Then I slid the garment down until my lower body was completely exposed for the man, turned around, and beckoned to him. “But I will give you my body for your pleasure. If you will take it.”
I shot him one last look over my shoulder before I walked into the bedroom.
Then I heard him stand up to follow me like I knew he would.
This was good. If Tony was making love to me, he would not impregnate the human who would bear him Alexander. He would be safe, and I could love him for as long as we both lived.
Chapter 14 - Tony
What was happening? A few hours ago, I’d decided I wanted nothing to do with Hannah.
She’d lied to me about being a robot. She revealed that her whole reason for being here was to kill me and prevent my son, the savior of the human race, from being born. Even now, even when she claimed she no longer wanted to see my dead body at her feet, she was still adamant about letting her friends snuff out my future lover.
Yet, there was something alluring about her.
The way she blushed adorably when our eyes met. The way
her neon blue hair danced like a ribbon when she fought the Behemoth. The way the thin white shirt and daisy duke shorts hugged every single curve of her perfect body.
Especially the way she looked at me.
Even if she had intended to kill me when we first met, there was no doubt those feelings were gone. The longing, bashful glances she kept giving me while we were playing Sous-Chef Insanity told me everything I needed to know.
Somehow, some way… this robotic woman was into me.
And now, she apparently wanted to express this desire.
Hannah was standing twisted in the doorway of Kevin’s guest bedroom with her perfect ass exposed and her eyes staring passionately into my soul.
Maybe it was the alcohol talking, or maybe it was just the fact that a gorgeous woman was standing bottomless in front of me, but I suddenly didn’t care about her mission.
All I cared about was Hannah.
I stood up from the couch as soon as she disappeared into Kevin’s guest room, and my pants tightened against my erection.
“My sensors are detecting that your blood is rearranging in your body,” she whispered as soon as I walked through the door behind her. “Would you like me to get it straightened out?”
“Depends,” I joked as I walked toward her sexy figure, “what’s the percentage of success on that one?”
“One-hundred percent.” She still wasn’t facing me, so I walked up behind her and wrapped my arms around her taut stomach.
My erection pressed firmly against her bare ass, and that only made it throb harder as it begged to be set free. Then I placed my lips against the nape of the android’s neck and started to kiss her skin tenderly.
“Ohhhh,” Hannah let out a slight groan of pleasure, so I slowly started to move my hands downward.
“Did ‘The Hive’ program you to feel this?” I growled aggressively as I slid my fingers between the lips of her pussy.
The blue-haired woman let out a gasp of surprise before responding with a long, whispered “yes.”
Hannah was ridiculously wet, wetter than I ever thought a woman could be. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. She was supposed to be an ‘optimal’ human, after all.
The two of us stepped deeper into the bedroom, and I closed the door behind us with my foot as I continued to rub my fingers inside of her tunnel while I nibbled her neck.
“C-can I be honest?” Hannah asked bashfully.
“You’d better be,” I whispered between the kisses I laid across her lightly-tanned skin.
“This is my first time,” the blue haired woman sighed, and then let out another slight moan as I moved in and out of her slowly. “I-I-I want to be excellent at it.”
I pulled my fingers out of the android’s warmth and then spun her around so I was looking her in the eyes.
Her face was contorted into a strange expression, and the beautiful woman was slightly trembling. She looked so vulnerable in the moonlight that shone in from the window, and for the first time since I’d met her, she seemed afraid.
“You’re joking?” I asked. “There’s no way this is your first time.”
“It is,” she admitted. “The Hive has had me seduce humans, both male and female, but usually I don’t get this far. Usually, by this point, they’re lying in pools of their own blood.”
“Hot,” I snorted.
“It’s just … ” she continued, “I’m a bioengineered robot. I may have human emotions, but being intimate with anyone is something that has never even crossed my mind.”
“How human are you?” I asked somewhat awkwardly. “Like … down there? You felt pretty human to me.”
“I’m a perfect replica of a human female, so don’t worry about that,” Hannah sighed. “I just don’t even know where to start. I’m not sure what you will enjoy.”
“Don’t worry about that,” I said longingly as I ran my hand over her tender cheek. “Whatever happens next, I know I’ll enjoy it. As long as it’s with you.”
“Then let us do this,” she whispered, and before I could even react, she smashed her lips against my own.
Her kiss tasted sweet, like freshly-made cotton candy, and I thought I was going to stand there with my tongue exploring her mouth for hours. Then, as our tongues danced around, I slid my fingers back inside of Hannah’s exposed pussy, and she continued to sigh.
Somehow, she was even more wet than the first time, and she let out muffled groans of satisfaction as I played with her. Once I found the pattern she seemed to like most, I began to run my thumb gingerly over her clit, and her sighs of pleasure turned into low groans that echoed in my mouth.
“Wh-What--that feels amazing!” she gasped as she pulled her mouth away. “Is this what sex feels like?”
“This is just foreplay,” I chuckled, and her legs began to tremble so violently I thought they were going to collapse beneath her.
Then, in one motion, I wrapped my left arm underneath the bottom of her butt, lifted her into the air, and set her down onto the bed.
The blue-haired woman laid there, spread eagle, with her legs wide open and her hands running through her neon locks while I explored her pussy.
Robot or not, she was having a really fucking good time.
I started to kiss the android’s inner thigh tenderly while I rubbed her. I got a whimper of pleasure in response, so I increased the intensity of each kiss so I was almost sucking on her skin. Then I pulled my fingers out of Hannah and moved my mouth over her pussy.
She gasped the first time I licked her along the length of her lips, and then she whimpered when my tongue found her slick nub. So, I wrapped my arms around Hannah’s thighs, pulled her in close, and devoured her.
The blue-blonde woman’s entire body writhed in the throes of pleasure as she tensed up, arched her back, and let out a moan that could have shattered windows.
I didn’t give a damn if the neighbors, Kevin, or even the whole damn block heard our lovemaking. I was deeply entangled between Hannah’s thighs, and nothing short of another killer robot bursting through the wall was going to stop me from making her climax.
Hannah slammed her right hand into the sheets, gripped them tightly, and then tensed up as she orgasmed against my tongue. She held her position for a few seconds, frozen like a passionate statue, before she collapsed into the bed.
“That was incredible,” she panted.
“Thanks,” I joked as I pulled away and crawled up into bed beside her. “I’ve been told I’m pretty damn good at that.”
“I can see why you humans are always being intimate,” Hannah chuckled. “It felt like my body was a vessel of pure ecstasy!”
“Uh … ” I chuckled, “there’s still more.”
“There’s more?” Hannah’s blue eyes nearly bulged out of her head at my words.
“Plenty more,” I explained, “but I wanted to give you a few seconds to relax first.”
“I could pleasure you,” the android suggested. “I once walked in on a Resistance fighter pleasuring one of her partners with her mouth. I think I could playback the footage and then copy her motions … ”
Before I could even respond, Hannah flipped over onto her stomach and slowly slid down so she was even with my belt. Then she grabbed the waistband of my pants, tugged them down in a flash, and gasped when she saw my erection staring her in the face.
Hannah grasped me in her delicate hand and started to slowly run the tip of her tongue up and down the entire length of my cock. She made circular motions over the head of my dick, and the pleasure nearly knocked me out. Then, just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, the blue-haired beauty widened her tongue and licked gingerly across the base.
“Holy fuck,” I groaned. “You sure you’ve never done this before?”
The android let out a muffled giggle before she looked up at me, winked, and placed her lips against the tip of my cock. She leisurely moved her wet, soft mouth onto my throbbing erection while she stroked it with one of her free hands. Then the beau
tiful woman bobbed her head up and down as quickly as she could while she stroked, and my dick grew harder and harder with each movement.
Then Hannah rocked my world.
The woman pulled her mouth off my erection with a sloppy “pop,” stared at my penis, and smiled. She opened her mouth once more as she placed both her hands onto my hips, and then slowly lowered herself down as far as she could go.
My cock bottomed out inside of Hannah’s mouth, and I nearly blew my load as her tight throat muscles wrapped around me.
“Jesus,” I groaned as my mind filled with pure ecstasy.
Hannah pulled up so she was almost off my dick, smiled, and went back down. She made sloppy sounds as she deepthroated me intensely for a few minutes, and the tight coil inside my abdomen began to burn. Then she placed her hand tenderly against my balls as she moved and rubbed in rhythm with her mouth, and I felt myself hit the edge.
“I’m going to cum,” I gasped.
“Is that not the idea?” she muttered after she pulled her mouth away from my tip. “Am I not doing an adequate job on--”
“Well,” I sighed as I tried to force myself away from the edge. “Do you wanna … I mean … I wanted to make love to you.”
“Understood,” Hannah said with a slight smile, and then she grabbed the bottom of her shirt and tugged it over her head. As she did so, her large, plump breasts appeared before me, each one with a dark pink nipple that stood at attention.
Before she was even fully undressed, I leaned over and ran my tongue over her nipple.
Hannah moaned as she tossed her shirt over onto the floor and wrapped her arms around me. She kissed the back of my head as I pleasured each one of her delicate breasts and ran my hands along her naked sides.
Finally, I kissed my way up her chest, nibbled at her neck, and then kissed her lips passionately.
Hannah fumbled around at my back as she pulled off my shirt and marveled at my body.
“You’re deceptively muscular,” she gasped.
“What can I say?” I smiled. “It’s what’s underneath that counts.”
With that, I grabbed Hannah’s waist, positioned myself so I was over her, and then slid my cock inside of her.