Wet Behind The Ears

by Chad Johnson



  Wet Behind The Ears

  By : Chad Johnson

  Copyright 2011 Chad Johnson

  Dedication :To anyone who wants to try something new.

  Poems with metaphors that can be used in any part of your life.

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  Flip the Script :

  I am looking for employment.

  I say we ship the C.E.O.’s on a deployment.

  Then they can smoke some hash.

  While they are the ones low on cash.

  They can sit in another country.

  While they go hungry.

  I want to be the one with cash.

  So I can be able to wipe my own Ass!

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  Death :

  Some days my brain feels like death.

  The cells have no breath.

  Those days I try to think.

  My brain tries so hard the smoke begins to stink.

  I am going to go lay down.

  So my brain can turn things around.

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  Spinning in Circles :

  Some days I feel I’m crazy.

  All because this world is all so lazy.

  I try to run like I’m in a mad dash.

  All the while you grin and steal my cash.

  I should grab your throat.

  While your fat face is red while you choke.

  Give me my money back.

  You fat lazy greedy hack.

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  Need it Now :

  My thoughts are a state of urgency.

  MY brain is so sore it’s an emergency.

  Some thoughts are like an insurgency.

  While others are a counterinsurgency.

  One day I want to be in a state of non-emergency.

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  First Time :

  I am just an amateur.

  Hoping I can find a word right her.

  That’s the only way for this to rhyme.

  So I can make a quick dime.

  Then get my picture on Rolling Stone.

  So I will not lose my home.

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  Money Makers :

  You say you’re an entrepreneur.

  But all you do is sell manure.

  And you say I am immature.

  You’re the one with no class.

  Cuzz you will steal to get that cash.

  Even from your own family.

  And you try to act so happily.

  You are so sad to me.

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  Curled up Nose :

  When I first saw you.

  My nose curled up like I smelled dog dodo.

  Once I got to know you.

  You was real cool.

  Now that you’re famous.

  You walk around like something’s up your anus.

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  Hunger :

  I go to look in my refrigerator.

  I wanna eat so I’m big like the terminator.

  There is no food.

  So I begin to cry like a boob.

  I’m a grown ass man.

  I should not have to eat out of my dogs food can.

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  Street Corner :

  You look at that lady.

  You think to yourself, well maybe.

  You ask if she’s a hooker.

  She looks and says I’m a stock broker.

  Next time you look.

  Don’t be the judge of that book.

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  Money Deprived :

  My body is sore.

  I hope I don’t end up being a money whore.

  If I was on a reality show, I would be selling out for that doe.

  Does that make me a money whore?

  Or another way to open more doors?

  I’m use to change for chores.

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  Nerves :

  I wonder if I had more curves.

  If I would get the job I deserve.

  Now is not the time to think.

  Too much of that will make the body stink.

  If things do turn around.

  I’ll act like a strait up clown.

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  How Long :

  When will time begin to slow down?

  As I look around.

  Everyone seams so damn down.

  How do we fix the frown?

  Let’s go hi-jack the other side of town!

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  Goals :

  I have so many goals.

  In life I wanna miss all the potholes.

  All they do is mess things up.

  And make people act corrupt.

  Let’s have life be a smooth road.

  So we can by pass all the ugly toads.

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  Kama :

  Is there such a thing as karma?

  Do you own the med.’s from the pharma?

  Only if you cheat life.

  And you have something to tell the wife.

  Only then will you be put out.

  Putting that dust up in your snout.

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  Who Told You :

  Who said you was good at this?

  You’re actions smell like a bucket of piss.

  You better rethink this you little priss.

  You better stop, even I will resist.

  Do not say you insist!

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  Attitude :

  You better get rid of that attitude.

  Don’t think I’ll show you some gratitude.

  Don’t be getting arrogant with me.

  You act like you’re on the show Glee.

  You better change and grow up.

  You’re making everyone wanna throw up!

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  Rules :

  Who said we are to follow rules?

  Those are just for tools.

  I’m gonna do my thang.

  So I’m not gonna be broke again.

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  Shower :

  I need to wash the dirt away

  Society is killing me everyday.

  And the people in the beltway.

  They won’t even meet me halfway.

  All of their spoiled ways.

  Makes a grown man wanna fly away.

  Let my knowledge in the doorway.

  Because all they can do, is hit balls in the fairway.

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  Time :

  Let me say this just one time.

  You try to act like a boss, and you’re just part-time.

  You better stop acting like the anti-crime.

  Because all you do, is steal my dime.

  And I’m the one pulling full-time.

  Get out of my face.

  Before I act like a can of mace.

  Pick it up and follow my pace.

  Don’t be lying to save face.

  What you need to do, is say grace.

  AMEN!

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  Slow Your Role :

  Don’t be coming at me all premature.

  You need to slow up and be more mature.

  Slow your role Cuzz you acting immature.

  One of these days you’re gonna slide in manure.

  Then you’ll be looking like the fool.

  So slow down and get through school.

  Because right now, you’re just in preschool.

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  Wealth :

  Wealth ain’t about money.

  So stop acting all sweet and full of honey.

  What is wealth you ask?

  It sure ain’t that plastic face I call a mask.

  It’s not all the booze in your flask.

  Wealth is
happiness within, can you handle that task?

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  You’re Too Cool :

  When you try to be too cool.

  You end up being the biggest fool.

  Don’t think you can dance like Ms. Abdul.

  You really look like an over weight mule.

  Your thoughts of cool , are really just old-school.

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  The Best :

  Do not listen to the rest.

  You are the very best.

  And you need to stand up to the test.

  That’s all that matters right now.

  So stand on top of that tall wooden dow.

  And stare like you’re about to go on a prowl.

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  Positive Outlook :

  Just when you thought it was about to get worse.

  You found a thousand dollars in your purse.

  You had thoughts of singing a loud verse.

  The only thoughts that came to you first.

  Was going to college and becoming a nurse.

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  Real Friends :

  A true friend sticks around.

  It does not matter if you fell flat on the ground.

  Even when times are tough and you’re bout to drown.

  They will hold you by the hand n go have fun at the fairground.

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  Different Minds :

  We may look alike.

  But we sure in the hell don’t think alike.

  Just because some lady may be a dyke.

  Does not mean that I think like the third Reich.

  I celebrate and embrace diversity.

  You can step off with all of your perversity!

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  The beat of a drum :

  While some say we need to walk to the same drum beat.

  I will do my own thing and skip with bare feet.

  You can go ahead and be societies zombie.

  And be one of those tools who wear overpriced Ambercrombie.

  So be yourself and stand out in the crowd.

  And stand up tall and be very proud.