Shelter in Place

by David Leavitt

  BY THE SAME AUTHOR

  Fiction

  Family Dancing

  The Lost Language of Cranes

  Equal Affections

  A Place I’ve Never Been

  While England Sleeps

  Arkansas

  The Page Turner

  Martin Bauman; or, A Sure Thing

  The Marble Quilt

  The Body of Jonah Boyd

  The Indian Clerk

  The Two Hotel Francforts

  Nonfiction

  Florence, A Delicate Case

  The Man Who Knew Too Much: Alan Turing and the Invention of the Computer

  CONTENTS

  Part One

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Part Two

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Part Three

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Part Four

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Part Five

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Part Six

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  A Note on the Author

  All the conventions conspire

  To make this fort assume

  The furniture of home;

  Lest we should see where we are,

  Lost in a haunted wood,

  Children afraid of the night

  Who have never been happy or good.

  —W. H. AUDEN, “SEPTEMBER 1, 1939”

  Oh the foxes, they have holes in the ground

  And the birds have nests in the air

  And everything has a hiding place,

  But us poor sinners ain’t got nowhere.

  —“HARD TRIALS” (AFRICAN AMERICAN SPIRITUAL)

  PART I

  1

  “Would you be willing to ask Siri how to assassinate Trump?” Eva Lindquist asked.

  It was four o’clock on a November afternoon, the first Saturday after the 2016 presidential election, and Eva was sitting on the covered porch of her weekend house in Connecticut with her husband, Bruce; their houseguests, Min Marable, Jake Lovett, and a couple named Aaron and Rachel Weisenstein, both book editors; Grady Keohane, a bachelor choreographer who had a place down the road; and Grady’s houseguest, his cousin Sandra Bleek, who had recently left her husband and was staying with him while she got herself sorted out. Not sitting on the porch was Eva’s younger friend Matt Pierce—younger in that he was thirty-seven. He was in the kitchen, preparing a second batch of scones after having had to throw away the first, to which he had forgotten to add baking powder.

  A benevolent autumn sunset illuminated the scene, which was one of comfort and ease, the porch warm from the woodstove and the guests snug on the white wicker chairs and sofa, the cushions of which Jake, Eva’s decorator, had covered in a chintz called Jubilee Rose. On the white wicker table, a pot of tea, cups, saucers, a bowl of clotted cream, and a bowl of homemade strawberry jam awaited the tardy scones.

  Eva repeated her question. “Who here would be willing to ask Siri how to assassinate Trump?”

  At first no one answered.

  “I’m only asking because since the election, I’ve been possessed by this mad urge to ask her,” Eva said. “Only I’m afraid that if I do, she’ll pass it straight on to the Secret Service and they’ll arrest me.”

  “Darling, I hardly think—” Bruce said.

  “Why not?” Eva said. “I’m sure they can do it.”

  “What, listen in on what we say to our phones?” Sandra said.

  “I’m not saying they can’t do it,” Bruce said, “I’m just saying that in all probability, the Secret Service has better things to do than monitor our conversations with Siri.”

  “Hello, am I the only person here who remembers Watergate?” Grady Keohane said. “Am I the only person here who remembers phone tapping?”

  “Can cell phones be tapped?” Rachel Weisenstein said. “I thought only landlines could be tapped.”

  “What century are you living in?” Aaron asked his wife.

  “I mean, if we were terrorists, maybe,” Bruce said. “If we were an ISIS cell or something. But a bunch of white people drinking tea on a covered porch in Litchfield County? I don’t think so.”

  “In that case, do it.” Eva handed him her phone. “Ask her.”

  “But I don’t want to assassinate Trump,” Bruce said.

  “See? You’re chicken,” Min Marable said. “Cluck, cluck, cluck.”

  Suddenly Aaron had one of his famous tantrums. “You people,” he said. “Will you just listen to yourselves? I mean, look what’s happening to you. Is this really happening? Don’t we have a First Amendment in this country? Don’t we have the right to say whatever we damn please?”

  “Unless it’s hate speech,” Rachel said.

  “Fuck hate speech,” Aaron said.

  “Speaking for myself, I’d be disinclined to take the risk,” Min said. “What about you, Jake?”

  “Me?” said Jake, who was not used to being addressed on these occasions. “Well, I wouldn’t not do it out of fear. I mean, I wouldn’t do it—but not out of fear.”

  “The thing is, even if you did kill him, would it do any good?” Sandra said. “Pence would be president. That might actually be worse.”

  “We’re not talking about actually killing him,” Grady said. “We’re talking about asking Siri how to kill him. There’s a big difference.”

  “You mean it’s a sort of thought experiment,” Sandra said.

  “Oh, for God’s sake.” Aaron took his phone out of his jacket pocket, pressed the home button, and said, “Siri, how would I—”

  “No, don’t.” Rachel grabbed the phone away from him. “I won’t let you.”

  “Who, me?” Siri said.

  “Give me my phone,” Aaron said.

  “That may be beyond my abilities at the moment,” Siri said.

  “Only if you promise not to do it,” Rachel said.

  “Rachel, I’m asking nicely,” Aaron said. “Give me back my phone.”

  “No.”

  Right then Matt Pierce came onto the porch with the scones. “Sorry for the delay,” he said. “Normal service has been resumed … What’s the matter?”

  “I’ll count to ten,” Aaron said to Rachel. “One, two, three—”

  “Oh, just take it,” Rachel said. “Just take the goddamn thing.”

  She threw the phone at him and ran into the house.

  Everyone looked at Aaron.

  “What?” Aaron said.

  “Don’t those scones smell delicious?” Eva said. “But I fear the tea may have oversteeped.”

  “I’ll make a fresh pot,” Matt said, backing through the door that led to the kitchen.

  2

  In the winter of 2016, Eva Lindquist was fifty-six but looked ten years younger. Though tall, she did not give an impression of height, perhaps because Bruce, her husband, was so much taller, nearly six foot six. Given her last name, many people assumed her to be of Scandinavian descent, an impression she did little to counteract and more than a little to cultivate, most notably by tying her hair in plaits and wrapping them around her head.

  She and Bruce had no children. Instead they shared their ho
mes—the apartment on Park Avenue and the country house in Connecticut—with three Bedlington terriers, those dogs that look like lambs or seals, with their feathery blue-white coats and curved backs and long, tapering tails. The current pack was their second generation of Bedlingtons, littermates, as their forebears had been, and named, as their forebears had been, after characters from Henry James—Caspar, Isabel, and Ralph.

  Unlike Bruce, Eva was a New Yorker born and bred. Her parents—this was something she neither advertised nor concealed—were Polish Jews.

  Kalmann. Eva Kalmann.

  Bruce was from Wisconsin. Lutheran. For four decades his father had been the leading obstetrician of Oshkosh, in which capacity he had delivered two state senators, an NFL offensive guard, and a singer on The Lawrence Welk Show. Bruce was in his third year at Harvard Business School, on the cusp of turning twenty-four, when he met Eva, then in her senior year at Smith. In their wedding photos they look nothing alike, which surprised their friends, for whom it was a commonplace to remark that they might be brother and sister. Both had fair skin that burned before it tanned, and hair the same silver-blue as the coats of their dogs, and eyes that radiated a greater uncertainty than either was in the habit of voicing.

  “Amazing how couples grow to look alike,” their friends would say, when what they meant was “Amazing how he has grown to look like her.”

  Jake Lovett had first met them in the late eighties, when they’d just moved into a new apartment, several blocks uptown from the current one, and Eva had asked his business partner, Pablo Bach, to decorate it. Since Pablo considered rentals beneath him, he passed the job on to Jake—Jake’s good fortune, as it turned out, for when the building went co-op, and Eva and Bruce bought a bigger apartment on a higher floor, it was him, not Pablo, whom they hired to oversee its refurbishment.

  Since then they’d moved twice more, both times selling at a profit. All these apartments Jake had decorated, just as he’d decorated the succession of country houses—in Rhinebeck, in Bedford, in Litchfield County—that the Lindquists had acquired and sold off as Bruce’s income soared. Theirs was a milieu with which Jake was familiar—affluent New York liberals, not old money but not new money, either, and certainly a far cry from the city’s aristocracy, the Whitneys and Vanderbilts and Astors, over whose drawing rooms Pablo held sway. With a few notable exceptions, those people eschewed intellectual pretensions—they had no need of them—whereas Eva liked to think of herself as a saloniste, in which capacity she hosted frequent dinner parties and tea parties and weekend parties, to which she invited a motley of gay men and unattached middle-aged women and married couples vaguely affiliated with the arts—editors, curators, agents—as well as the occasional elderly lady who, when drunk, could be counted on to tell risqué stories about famous dead people.

  No actual creators. Creators scared Eva. Unless you counted Jake as a creator, which he didn’t think she did.

  As for Bruce, if he had any friends—Jake had never seen evidence of any—they were not included. Bruce was an easygoing fellow, content to follow Eva’s lead. Outwardly, things looked like smooth sailing for him and Eva, until she decided to buy the place in Venice.

  “Of course, it’s hardly the first political catastrophe we’ve lived through,” Rachel said. “It may not even be the worst political catastrophe we’ve lived through.”

  “You’re wrong,” Eva said. “Nothing in our lifetimes has been worse.”

  “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s not bad,” Rachel said. “I’m just saying … I mean, let’s not forget Vietnam. Let’s not forget Watergate, AIDS, 9/11.”

  “Or 2000,” Bruce said. “Remember all that hoo-ha down in Florida? The butterfly ballot, and the hanging chads, and the pregnant chads?”

  “There were dimpled chads too,” Aaron said.

  “That was definitely not a good year to be named Chad,” Grady said—a joke that elicited some hesitant laughter, though not from Eva, who took the opportunity to pour herself another glass of pinot noir. It was eight o’clock on the evening of the Saturday that the friends who were gathered around her table, eating spatchcocked chicken and oven-roasted beets, would forever after remember as “the Saturday of the botched scones.”

  “Now I look back at the 2000 election and I see it as the dress rehearsal for this one,” Eva said. “Before that—I checked online—do you know when was the last time the winner of the electoral college lost the popular vote?”

  “Eighteen eighty-eight,” Aaron said. “Harrison v. Cleveland. Harrison was the Republican, by the way.”

  “Well, there you go,” Eva said, in a tone that made it clear she didn’t appreciate Aaron’s beating her to the punch. “What I don’t get is why at this late date we even have an electoral college. Why wasn’t it done away with after Bush v. Gore? It should have been done away with after Bush v. Gore.”

  “And what if things had gone the other way?” Bruce asked. “Would you feel the same if Hillary had won the electoral college but lost the popular vote?”

  “It couldn’t have happened,” Aaron said. “To have won the electoral college, she’d have had to win Ohio and Florida, in which case she still would have won the popular vote, only by a bigger margin.”

  “You’re missing Bruce’s point,” Rachel said. “The question he’s asking is hypothetical.”

  “And my answer to it,” Eva said, “is that if the scenario were reversed, I’d be defending the electoral college to the death. So would the rest of you, though I doubt you’d admit it. That’s the difference between us—I’m willing to be inconsistent. I’m willing to say openly that protecting democracy matters more than protecting a system.”

  “But I thought democracy was the system,” Sandra Bleek said.

  “Not when it’s used to benefit the people who want to undermine it.”

  “It could be argued that when you take that line, you become one of those people,” Bruce said.

  “I don’t care,” Eva said. “I don’t care anymore. And you know why? Because I know I’m right. Separation of powers, checks and balances, government of the people, by the people, for the people—none of that matters anymore, because what we’re dealing with now is a demon, and when you’re dealing with a demon, you do what you have to.”

  “Even kill?” Sandra said.

  “Or ask Siri how to kill?” Grady said.

  “Well, we killed bin Laden,” Eva said. “I don’t recall anyone objecting to that. And let’s not forget Hitler. All those people who tried to assassinate Hitler—today we look at them as heroes.”

  “When my mother was dying, she used to joke about organizing a hit squad of terminally ill people to take out Reagan,” Jake said.

  “Oh, but Reagan was nice,” Sandra said.

  “He was not nice,” Grady said. “Have you noticed that lately, every time you turn on the TV, some old liberal’s yammering on about what a great diplomat Reagan was, and how civil the Reagan years were, yadda yadda yadda? It drives me nuts. I mean, does no one remember AIDS? How he wouldn’t even say the word?”

  “From wherever she is”—Jake looked up, then down—“I hear my mother shouting, ‘Hear, hear!’ ”

  “I don’t understand how you can all be so jokey about this,” Eva said. “Didn’t you watch the returns on Tuesday night? From the start, I had my eyes on Rachel Maddow. When a plane hits turbulence, have you ever done that thing where you check the flight attendant’s face, to see if she looks scared? Like the plane’s about to crash? Well, that was the look I saw on Rachel Maddow’s face that night.”

  “But if you’ve never been in a plane crash, how could you recognize the look?” Bruce asked.

  “Trust me, when you see it, there’s no mistaking it. I wish I’d never seen it.”

  After dinner—Eva and Bruce had gone to bed early, and the others were sitting in the living room—Sandra said, “Does it ever strike any of you that Eva is just a teensy bit fascist?”

  “What do you mean?�
� Min said. “How can you say that about Eva?”

  “Oh, I don’t mean in the political sense,” Sandra said. “I mean in the sense of believing she knows better what’s good for people than they do themselves.”

  “By that definition, we’re all fascists,” said Aaron, who was reading the London Review of Books.

  “No, we are not,” Rachel said. “In fascist states, the voice of the people counts for nothing. Here it counts for everything, even if it means that from time to time we have to deal with leaders who don’t share our values. Majority rule is a principle, and we have to protect it even when we don’t like the result.”

  “You sound like my fifth-grade teacher,” Aaron said.

  “You were in fifth grade in 1978,” Rachel said.

  “Also, in this case it wasn’t majority rule,” Min said. “If it had been, Hillary would have won. That’s Eva’s point.”

  “And it’s a shortsighted one.” Aaron put down his LRB and cleared his throat in a way that indicated an oration was imminent. “What Eva’s doing is confusing the question of whether this country operates according to majority rule with the question of whether the electoral college, in the year of our Lord 2016, can be said to be a valid measure of majority opinion. And the answer to that, many experts would argue, is yes. The number of electors granted to each state is determined by the census. On the other hand, when the founding fathers were writing the Constitution, I doubt it occurred to them to make provisions for a day when California, which wasn’t even a state then, would have a bigger population than New York and New England put together.”

  “No, they were too busy making provisions to protect the slave states,” Rachel said.

  “What? What about the slave states?” Sandra said.

  “By the time the Constitutional Convention came along,” Aaron said, “the founding fathers had agreed in principle that the number of electors for each state should be allotted on the basis of population, not wealth. Only this put the South at a disadvantage, since so much of its population was slaves, and slaves counted as property, not people. Finally they reached a compromise, which was to count each slave as three-fifths of a person.”

  “A compromise without which—as the only southerner in the room, I feel duty bound to note—Jefferson would never have won the presidency,” Min said.