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Super Musicians Breakthrough Do

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by Marlynn Swanigan

like watching a good fight. Ha-And you need to watch your mouth, you just said something about your nuts ha-and my parents were watching you!”

  “Whatever… Girl, you’ a black-ass lie! (♪HHHP♪)”

  “Those who make villains have a villain within…Window…” Vogue opened the replay as Groove kept trying to lift off with her and the window; she pulled him back down. Then, she expanded the display gigantic. Zybu laughed so hard he almost cried. An announcer introduced himself like a real sports telecast, he talked about Groove and Vogue – married hollow dwellers share statistics and souls - then he showed the replay, (Super Replay: Groove calls Pooh over. Just as Pooh is about to go into Groove’s heart, Groove is forced to leave his defense-belt. Pooh possesses the bot and Groove watches him take a flurry of dark hammer melee strikes. The bot disintegrates into fine particles that go into the offending dark Gawnden increasing his defense. Pooh isn’t there…) “All, yeah, I forgot all about that.” Groove lied. When we got back to Super Amolvia, Veunic had hundreds of spare multi-Ds on separate alters. “Thank God…” I sighed heavily in relief, falling into the golden stone floor and rolling over onto my back. We had been filming ‘Generated Nukes’ for two years. It had been so long since we were in this place. Super Amolvia was holy – no monsters, native ninjas, sorcerers, and dark Gawnden – they’re prohibited from visiting, but they send bots anyway, so... “O.k., we’re gonna keep filming, as planned- LISTENNN… Try to stay in the bots, and if you notice anything fishy about the dark bots do not hesitate to call us for help.”

  “What if my bot’s balls itch and I don’t wanna help him scratch?”

  “Ha-Ha…” I mocked an Amolvian swordsman. He wasn’t even going he was just walking by. “Hey, if they infiltrate our operation, we gotta just ride it out.” Anara jumps out of one of the high doors of the city to come down and say hi. “AND THE MISS AMOLVIA AWARD GOES TO…ANARA DIPSEL!” I hollered that at the top of my lungs, she was still descending from high up. Demo starts singing about her, he can just make up like these perfect songs so quickly and easily… “Ha-Boy sit down somewhere.” She laughs. Then she challenges Groove, “Ahem,” she clears her throat. “Excuse me.”

  “Ha-Oh, snap!”

  “Where is my gauntlet, ay’st? Don’t play dumb, ay’st!”

  “C’mon, Anara, I’ll give you a shot.”

  “Don’t go easy on me; I can rap, now, ya better be careful…”

  ♪Gauntlet♪: Anara @ Groove

  Groove: ♫°What yo ol’ ass gone say?/ girl where yo’ walker, this is not ok.../ Freaky ol’ stalker and you know you ain’t got no shape.../ plus you look like Mega Verin by the face/ Rapunzel you lost ya mind/ in that tower all day/ yo this ain’t no fairy tale/ now you wish you would’ve just fell/ yo you challenged the wrong one/ this ain’t a battle yo, cause I already won/ hot and perverted and you down here flirtin’/I am certain all they wanna do is close da damn curtains/ it’s a wrap…♫°

  “All, it’s like that?”

  “Yeah, what you got? I know you wrote it.”

  Anara: ♫My son made you possible, so, you are my sons/ I would never flirt with you, because you’re not even fun/ please, you wish/ I don’t want to see it/ I know you have a butterfly’s penis/ (“AHAA!”) (“GET HIM, BABY!”) I can’t see it recognize who the queen is/ I will cut you to pieces and loot your riches but you’re just one of the cheapest, cheapest… (“OOHHH!”) I have written it but not for this/ I just wanted to save you time and tell you in some way- you’re ugly as sh’’/ it’s in my diary/ you’re very fiery/ what I believe is it’s because you never.. Arrive any…♫ all the bots and Amolvians cheered for Anara, Groove had finally lost a rap gauntlet. Groove asked her if she had any shout outs. As she breathlessly began saying names, (♪ “HUMPH,” ♪) I jumped on top of the Super Amolvian flagpole, then I turned to my followers and said, “It is safe with me, come this way…Gawndihowl Morph…” jumping high and landing in the new filming site, disappearing out of sight as the set assembled out of thin air.

  (The ‘super thieves’ narrator audio plays) ♫°In the dark icy world, Selt cloned Ling and prayed to charge the clone. The clone saluted, grew patient, and tried to steal a jewel from Edit’s armor. “FREE THE HUMANS!” The super thieves nuked the Neanderthals to Generated nukes, and the world was full of super heroes, who were after the dragons. A dragon tries to come out of the ground and his head turns to ashes. (♪POW♪-♪HAHLELLUJAHH♪.) Underground, the ghost of a classical man in a tuxedo slapped a dragon, flipped him off, and then he went to heaven. (♪AHHHHHH♪…) “OHH, WHAT KINDA TWISTED CRAP IS THIS?” A dragon cried… He was possessing the ice in the arctic, hiding out, when he sensed it alone. It was a dark night, and he was an evil dragon, but he was bright like white light. The super thieves chased him, possessing the frozen sea with him. It looked like lights were swimming in the arctic.♫°

  (♪KLIK-KLAK♪…♪KAHPOP♪) (“UHH-”) a dark Gawnden sniper shot Bot Ocean! Ferocious Bot Sugg Soatchio turned around and unplugged Bot Selt and Bot Edit (SNIPER! WATCH YOUR SIX!) with his bare teeth! He snapped at me as powerful rifle rounds fly at everybody pumping with dark life power. Our cameramen and also theirs were being sniped off their posts. Gawndihowl morph...

  (The ‘Super Hat World: The Movie’ narrator audio plays) ♫°Zombies terrorized central park, Sugg Soatchio is well hidden, and the people of New York were running for their lives. The ground was ripping apart and throwing the people dangerously high into the air. Suddenly, somebody wanted to dance with them. “Super Hat-”

  “BLAH BLAH BLAH, I don’t wanna hear it.” A devil leading a troop of zombies couldn’t get to the ears of Super Hat. The devils dive toward Super Hat; they dig their feet into the ground for speed! They run into a concrete wall! (♪WWAMM! ♪) “Like talkin’ to a brick wall, ‘uh?” While Cape smashes his fists into the zombies’ cheeks, Hat spawns a punching bag to mock them. Then, he did one of those acrobatic handstands and as light as a feather, he started break dancing and hover sliding. Lethal weapons appeared from his aura and crashed into the demons; Razor sharp hooks and flame-throwers. Fly’s heart boiled in peace in the back of Cape’s mind, packed in by the complete innocence of the acoustic guitar strings strumming on his chest. Hat could run super fast, he was leaving flames behind. Super Watch joined and they all went turbo, just like Fitted’s game. ♫°

  A dark superstar shot Super Watch (“UGHH-”), then Bot Hat fell (“HHAGHH-”), and then Bot Cape collapsed! They were missing, but Hollowbots took off and refilled the Dark Gawnden, numerous zombie bots falling into the crossfire. “How the crap do they keep finding us?” I said…I karate chopped a dark sniper and swiped the rifle. I charged a round with holy light. Then I aimed and started firing at Verin. (♪POP-POP-POP♪) (“AAA!”) I was right next to him…Gawndihowl morph...

  (The ‘Super Hat Capoeira: The Movie’ narrator audio plays) ♫° [Rio de Janeiro]

  Former mafia hit man turned super hero visits his Capoeira Mestre in Brazil. An old man, kneels out, chin over his knee, and (♪CLAP-CLAP♪) claps to the rhythm of the bateria. “HAHAA! You wanna know my secret don't you?” He’s old so he thinks it’s something… The Guitar strings on Fly’s chest twang along. The Mestre stops for a few seconds to pop his junk pumping the air with his fists… Fly cheered and joined a little Roda, but he still wasn’t too good with that Cape of his…He started another hurricane…Danger struck, but everybody thought he had things under control…They air walked and kept playing…Fly’s heart dropped…People were spinning in a tornado, so, he started to fly in and save them… The nukes could take pain for people, so, he had to absorb some hits too! “HA-OWW!” When Fly walked in, he had his own bateria, refreshments, and everything. “D’ F’’’?! Damn…Fly, what you doin’? Yo, do ya thing, I’mma let you, yahmean!” Float whispered to himself grinning hard. He smiled and leaned against the wall out of the way, people flying around the building. “Yo, this n’’’’ buggin’, son…Yo, that sh’’ tight, you see
how he got ‘em like to the beat…Word!” Luck slapped Float’s hand and leaned on the wall with him. “YO…NOT A DRILL, LUCK…HELP! (OH SH’’!)” Lucky and Fitted hopped off the wall to aid Fly. “Lucky Network!” Lucky turned the people into Super Hats temporarily- flashing electric sparks shaped like baseball caps on their heads. Then the people were unable to fall, they were floating. Finally, he stopped the wind. “Yo? What up with that?” Fly asked the entire school as they hovered and dashed over to greet Super Hat and Lucky like Brazil’s ultimate dance crew or something. Whenever Float could get to Fly, he yelled over the cheers, “SORRY I’M LATE, N’’’’...”

  “HEY, I LEARNED A NEW TRICK.”

  “…WHAT?”

  “THEY TAUGHT ME A MAGIC TRICK!” Fly raised his hands in front of Float. “PICK A FINGER, ANY FINGER…” Float busted into laughter. Fly flipped him off and said, “IS THIS YOUR FINGER?” Zombies and drooling dragons raided the building. Fitted generated holy gifts wrapped in decorative paper, like Christmas presents, into the hands of all who were there, even his brothers. The people grew calm and sat. “Aww, thank you, man- I should’ve got you somethin’…I’mma

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