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How to Be a Mentsh (and Not a Shmuck)

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by Wex, Michael


  on golems, 62–63

  Guide for the Perplexed, 87, 88

  Malbim (Rabbi Meir Weisser), 27–28

  Markopolos, Harry, 116

  marriage, as end of self-centeredness, xviii—xix

  Menachem-Mendel of Kotzk

  esreg story, 109–110

  prince story, 16

  tsaddik and, 127–28

  mensch, xii

  mentsh

  ability to anticipate shmuckishness, 77–78

  beginning of mentsh-hood, 156

  character traits of, 23–30

  idea rooted in education, 29–30

  original meaning, 19–20

  revenge of, 177–78

  use and spelling of, xi–xiii, 20

  mezuzah, 36

  Midrash, use of term, xiv

  Midrash Shmuel, to Ovos, 79, 101

  minyan, 48

  Miracle on 34th Street (film), 6

  Mishna, xiii—xiv

  use of golem and, 59, 61–62

  Mishneh Torah

  Laws Concerning the Misuse of Sacramental Objects, 49–50

  Laws of Conduct, 74–75

  mitzvahs

  guests and, 108–9

  seeing through to end, 142–43

  Modern Yiddish-English/English-Yiddish Dictionary (Weinreich) 20–21

  Moës khitin (wheat money), 90–91

  Murray, Bill, 172

  Nachman bar Yitzchok, Rabbi, 82

  National Yiddish Book Center, 22

  nebbish, 17

  Odem, 27, 28

  Di Uzida’s commentary on, 101–2, 111–13, 115–17

  Ovos de Rabi Nosn, 146

  Passover seder, 32

  Peretz, Y. L., 14–15

  Pesikta Zutrosi, Va-Eyro, 75

  Piers Plowman (Langland), 45–46

  Pinchas of Koretz, 116

  prayer, study and, 126–28

  Purim play, 10–11

  rabbis, background and idea formations of, 138

  Ramis, Harold, 172, 176

  Rashi (Rabbi Shlomo Yitskhoki)

  on Adam and Eve, 66–70

  background of, xiv—xv, 137

  on envy, 135

  Hillel’s maxim and, 160

  on Tamar and adultery, 85

  on treatment of enemies, 33

  responsibility, failure to accept, 65–70

  Rubin, Danny, 175

  Rubin, Mark, 129–130

  Saul, king, 144

  schmo, 120

  schnook, 120–21

  Second Temple, self-satisfaction and destruction of, xiv, 54–58, 71,74,77,149–50

  seder, 32

  self-sufficiency, 102–3

  seykhl

  lace in Jewish culture 103–8

  study and, 108–9, 124–26

  subduing evil inclinations, 111–14

  using one’s intelligence and, 109–11

  Shaarey Teshuva (Gerondi), 88

  Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, 86

  shame

  Bar Kamtso story and, 72–79

  prohibition against bringing to someone else, 82–94

  Shammai, 91, 160, 161

  and anger, 145, 149–51, 162

  and proper speech, 91–92, 107

  sheytl, 5–6

  shlang, 66–68

  shm prefix, 4–5

  sbmek, xiii

  shmekele, 2, 5, 6–7

  shmekl, differs from shmok, 5–7

  shmendrik, 16–18

  shmok change from as-penis to as-fool, 11–13

  differs from shmekl, 5–7

  pronunciation, 120

  shmook, 120

  shmuck “getting caught” principle and, 129–30

  meaning of, 2

  offense given by use of, 2, 7–10

  possibility of damage from, 130–33

  self-regard and, xxi

  use and spelling of, xiii, 10–11

  shoyt, 5–6

  shtekele, 2

  shtok, 2

  Shulkhan Arukh (Karo), xv, 36, 38–39

  Sifra, 34

  Sifre, 75, 131

  Simon, Neil, xviii

  speech, cheating in, 67–68

  Stalin and Trotsky story, 106 study

  Hillel’s maxim and Jewish devotion to, 165–71

  prayer and, 126–28

  seykhl and, 108–9, 124–26

  Talmud, Babylonian

  Avodo Zoro, 70

  Bovo Kamo, 38, 34, 93

  Bovo Metsiyo, 13–14, 67–68, 82–83, 84, 90, 140

  Brokhos, 84, 139

  Eruvin, 75, 107

  Gitin, 54, 57, 71–73, 76, 139

  Kesubos, 84, 91–92, 166

  Kiddushin, 51–52

  Makkos, 140

  Nedorim, 75

  Nozir, 175

  Ovos, 53, 61–62, 63, 79, 96–97, 112, 130, 160, 168

  Peah, 41

  Pesokhim, 32, 79, 163

  Sanhedrin, 42–43, 60, 84, 88, 89, 136

  Shabbos, 41, 58, 74, 79, 94, 146, 147, 148, 150–51, 162

  Shvuos, 42–43

  Sotah, 53, 84

  Tomid, 23, 135

  Yoma, 49–50, 81, 153

  Yoreh Deah, 36

  Talmud, Yerushalmi Nedorim, 68

  Sotah, 53

  Tamar, in Genesis story, 84–85

  Tarfon, Rabbi, 141

  Tetragrammaton, 8–10

  Trotsky and Stalin story, 106

  tsaddik in pelts, 127–28

  tsimmes, 40

  Valdesolo, Piercarlo, 165–68

  vengeance, differs from holding grudge, 81–82

  Weinreich, Max, 11, 53–54

  Weinreich, Uriel, 20–21

  Weissner, Rabbi Meir (Malbim), 27–28

  Who Desires Life (Chofets Chayim) (Kagan), 89

  Wilcox, Rick, 64

  Wilder, Billy, 118

  Yekhiel-Meir of Gostynin, 116

  Yerushalmi, use of, xiv

  Yiddish language dictionaries of, 21–22

  versus German spelling, xii-xiii mentsh as, 20–21

  ways of speaking and study of, 105–8

  Yiddish-English-Hebrew Dictionary (Harkavy), 20–21

  yidisher kop, 111

  yikhes, 117

  Yitskhoki, Rabbi Shlomo. See Rashi Yochanan ben Zakkai, Rabbi, 56–58

  Zechariah ben Avkilos, effects of self-satisfaction and, 54–58, 71, 74, 77, 149–50

  Zimbardo, Philip, 163–64

  Acknowledgments

  Had Leigh Haber not suggested that I write something about how to be a mentsh, the subject would never have occurred to me. Had Bob Bookman and I not been talking about Billy Wilder one day, I might never have figured out how I wanted to write it. Had my parents not taught me to shut up and listen when smart people are talking, I might have missed both opportunities.

  I’d also like to thank Betsy Rapoport for connecting me with my agent, Richard Pine, a real mentsh, without whose advocacy and advice this book would have remained nothing more than an idea. Stephanie Meyers, my editor at Harper, has been a pleasure to work with at every stage of this project. Her attention to detail and sympathetic approach to occasionally gnarly material meshed perfectly with the contents of the book.

  Without these mentshn, this book would not exist.

  Without my wife, Marilla, and my daughter, Sabina, the same could probably be said for me.

  About the Author

  MICHAEL WEX is a novelist, a professor, a translator, a lecturer, and a performer of stand-up and one-person shows. Wex has been hailed as “a Yiddish national treasure” and is one of the leading lights in the current revival of Yiddish, speaking widely on Yiddish and Jewish culture. He lives in Toronto.

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  ALSO BY MICHAEL WEX

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  Jacket photography © George Marks/Getty Images

  Jacket design by Richard Ljoenes

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  HOW TO BE A MENTSH (AND NOT A SHMUCK). Copyright © 2009 by Michael Wex. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

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