Love, Laughter & Happily Ever After: A sweet romantic comedy collection

by Ellie Hall

  “No,” he said with a shake of his head, backing up into the wall. “Look, I have metal detection devices that work under water. I can help you find the treasure. I’ve already mapped out most of this shoreline. Hold on,” he said, sprinting off.

  Kora’s head spun. “I think I need to sit down,” she said, taking a seat on the cold earth and propping her back up against the stone wall.

  Johnny sat next to her. “I’m sorry, Kora. I shouldn’t have blurted that out like that. I guess seeing you and Noah together just threw me.”

  “We’re not together,” she said, defiantly.

  “Kora, we’ve known each other since we were twelve. I know you.”

  She leaned her head back against the hard rock. “He lied to me.”

  “I know,” he said, taking Kora’s head and placing it on his shoulder. “Do you want me to beat him up for you?”

  Kora laughed.

  “Hold on, you don’t think I can take him?” He punched his fist into his palm. “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

  She looked into Johnny’s sweet blue eyes. He was as tall as Noah but nowhere near as muscular. “Good point, but maybe save the fighting for another day.”

  “I got it!” Noah yelled as he sprinted back into the gardens, holding a long black metal pole with a waffle-looking grate at the end. “I’m ready when you are.”

  Kora knew she should’ve been jumping up and down and screaming with excitement at the opportunity to find something that would link her to her ancestors, Aztec, Greek, Spanish, whatever, but she wasn’t. After her week of introspection and feeling the loss of Noah, she didn’t need or want the same things anymore; she wanted more.

  “Noah,” she said, grasping her stomach. “You and Johnny look for the gold. That’s what you’ve always wanted, Noah, and I hope it makes you happy. I’m going to go pack and get on a plane.”

  Noah handed the detection device to Johnny and held Kora gently by her shoulders. Once she locked eyes with him, he spoke. “I came up here to tell you that I’d made a huge mistake. I want you, Kora. No thing and no one else. I don’t care about the gold anymore. I’m a new man. A free man because of you, Koraka.”

  “You’ve even got nicknames for each other?” Johnny said with disgust, turning on the detector and swiping it across the ground.

  “You really only want me?” she asked. Her knees softened, threatening to give out.

  Noah ran his fingertips down the side of her face. “I want you to stay. We can open our own yoga studio together.”

  “No silent meditation?” she asked with a smile.

  “Definitely not,” he said, lowering his lips to hers.

  “Hey, guys!” Johnny shouted. “Does this mean something?” he asked as white lights and a pulsating sound emanated from the metal detector as he swung it across the base of the top of one of the four pillars that bound the walls together at the corners.

  Kora squeezed Noah’s arm. “The gardener said people used to bury things in these walls.”

  Noah’s eyes grew with excitement. “I still want you more,” he said as they ran to meet Johnny.

  After taking a slew of photos, they carefully began disassembling the pillar, piece by piece so they could reassemble the rock post later, when they’d hopefully found something, anything at this point.

  An hour into their excavation, the sun had almost completely set. Kora wiped her forehead with the back of her hand. “The gardener is going to kill me.”

  “I’m not so sure about that,” said Johnny, lifting, with effort, a metal box the size of a man’s shoe box. He set it on the ground, and they all stared at it.

  “We really should have a team of anthropologists and archeologists here,” she said, feeling the weight of what they’d just done.

  “We do,” Johnny said, pointing at her.

  “Okay,” Kora said with a shaky breath as she sat down next to the box. Johnny started filming as she slowly opened the lid. On top, rested a golden crown with grain stalks for spears. Inset, were hundreds of sparkling red rubies. Kora carefully lifted the crown in the air and said a silent prayer of gratitude.

  “The princess’ crown is finally in the right hands,” said Johnny.

  Noah placed his hand on her shoulder. “It’s home.”

  “I’m home,” she said, smiling up at Noah, “with you.”

  J’ai terminé.

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  Raised in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Atlanta, Georgia, Sarah currently calls the northern Utah mountains home. She graduated in Human Development and spent several years working as a Human Resource Professional. Her human resource skills are now utilized managing a workforce of four children. When Sarah’s team is being trained off campus, she dedicates her time to writing inspirational stories.

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  Cold Feet

  Jennifer Youngblood

  Moving back home to Comfort, Alabama was not in Albany's plan. She was supposed to conquer the fashion world. Now she's living with her parents and stuck altering the wedding dress of her high school nemesis who happens to be getting married to Gavin, the man who broke her heart. A stolen kiss on a not-so-magical evening throws Albany into a tailspin, leaving her to question if she'll stay in Comfort and fight for her man or hightail it back to New York.

  1

  Wake up and face the truth

  You know that nightmare where you’re back in high school and standing by your locker? You look down, horrified, to realize that you don’t have a stitch of clothing on and everyone is staring? All you can think is, Why did I eat that double-decker brownie piled with two scoops of ice cream last night? It went straight to my hips, and I have no way to hide it!

  Or the one where you’re supposed to take a test in five minutes, but you haven’t studied a lick for it? In fact, you didn’t even remember that you were taking the class. Or how about the one where you’re crossing the street and you can see a car coming from far away in the distance? You try to move, but your legs are heavier than a pregnant hippo, and you have concrete blocks welded to your feet.

  Well, that’s how I feel. The sad part is that it’s not a dream, but my life. Five years ago, when I struck out for New York all starry-eyed and ready to take on the fashion world, I never imagined that I’d be back home in Comfort, Alabama, living with my parents. I’m single, jobless, and have the social life of a hermit. Pretty sad when the only thing I have to look forward to this weekend is binge-watching The Bachelor. I know. It’s pathetic that I somehow find it entertaining to watch a gaggle of women trying to peck their way into one man’s heart.

  In my defense, I couldn’t help it that the store I poured my heart and soul into for the past three years closed when investors decided to go a different direction. I had worked with my staff to increase the numbers, and we did—through much blood, sweat, tears, and a multitude of sidewalk sales. In the end, all our hard work went down the drain because some suits sitting around a polished boardroom table decided to put their resources into another box-store and go with the stack-it-high-and-sell-it-cheap mentality. Maybe I shouldn’t have caved and let Mom talk me into coming home. She caught me at a low moment when my landlord was busting my chops about being late on my portion of the rent. Also, I had just gone into the kitchen to make myself a sandwich and was grossed out by the mountain of dirty dishes piled in the sink. My former roommate Mitzi would rather have a root canal than wash a dish. Normally, it wasn’t too much of a problem because Mitzi was a runway model who never ate more than the few morsels required to keep her alive. However, Mitzi had just gotten passed over for an audition and chose to drown her sorrow by making pasta primavera … three days pri
or! The dried sauce was so crusty that it looked like the dishes were covered in scabs.

  Mom happened to call, and I broke down, bawling like a baby, telling her that my life was in ruins.

  “Come home,” Mom soothed. “You can regroup and make a plan.”

  What can I say? I’m a wimp. I caved.

  Now, I realize the gravity of my error. I should’ve stuck it out in New York. I could’ve gotten a job at another clothing store working retail. Sure, it would’ve been tough to start at the bottom of the totem pole again, but at least I would’ve been in control of my life. Eventually, I could’ve found another management position. Why did I let my rotten circumstances get the best of me?

  “Because the bed in my old apartment wasn’t nearly as comfortable as this one,” I murmur as I sink deeper into the covers and channel my mind into a pleasant dream that I float into like a bird taking refuge in a soft cloud—I’m walking on a beach in Hawaii. The sun, shining like a bright copper penny, feels so deliciously good on my face. The hunk striding toward me is shirtless, his bronze muscles shimmering almost as much as the silvery ocean. His eye catches mine as he smiles.

  The next thing I know, the covers are being ripped from my body. “What’s going on?” I shriek.

  “Good morning,” Mom chimes as she traipses over to the window and pulls back the drapes to let in a blinding splash of morning sun. “Time to get up.”

  Always one to come out swinging, indignant words fly from my mouth like razor-tipped arrows. “It’s not time to get up! It’s only …” I contort my body around to the nightstand and fumble for my phone. “Eight-thirty,” I mumble as my eyes bulge. Holy cow! Is it really eight-thirty? I can’t remember the last time I’ve slept this long. I’m normally out of bed by seven at the latest. A merciless headache throbs across the bridge of my nose with the force of a prize boxer going for the winning knockout. I want to just close my eyes and block out the world. Instead, I sit up and rake the hair from my face. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to gorge my blues with two fudge walnut brownies and a half-gallon of vanilla ice cream. No wonder I was having nightmares about being stark naked with thunder thighs. I must’ve gone into a sugar coma. Stringy bangs crowd my eyes, reminding me that I’m overdue for a haircut, a fact that my mom has been reminding me of since I got back into town.

  “I’ll set you up an appointment with Shelia or one of the other girls at the beauty salon,” Mom has offered a dozen times.

  Yeah right! Like I’m gonna go to the Curl Up or Dye Beauty Salon to get my hair done. No thanks. I’ll come out looking like a Pomeranian poodle. I rub my eyes which are scratchier than sandpaper, trying to erase the cobwebs of sleep from my brain. The sight of Mom so cheerful and put-together makes my stomach churn. Mom is one of those people who’s so perpetually happy that she’s annoying.

  While some women get their eyebrows tattooed on, I swear that Mom must’ve gotten her smile tattooed on because it hardly ever wavers. With her chestnut hair, almond-colored eyes, and petite build, people say that the two of us are dead-ringers. However, I’ve got a good five to seven extra pounds on me due to stress and, well … life. Mom has managed to whittle away the extra pounds from her figure due to her regimented routine of yoga, the occasional visit to a plastic surgeon, oh, and the fact that she hasn’t eaten a French fry since she was twelve.

  If only I had a kernel of Mom’s self-control, I’d probably be the CEO of a Fortune 500 Company instead of an out-of-work retail store manager. When Mom turned fifty-seven, she chopped off her shoulder-length hair so it wouldn’t drag down her features but left it longer and fluffy on top. Her highlights are as fresh and perfect as her makeup. She’s one of those quintessential Southern Belles who gets dressed up to go to the grocery store or even outside to check the mail.

  A few months ago, right after Christmas, when a friend of Mom’s passed away in a car accident, I happened to be home visiting for the holidays at the time and overheard Mom chatting with one of her friends who’s a mutual member of the Lake Pines Women’s Club. They were talking about how impressed they were with the funeral home that did Judy’s makeup and decided that when they eventually kick the bucket, they would make sure that their loved ones enlist the services of said funeral home. Pretty typical of women in the South to put on a show to the very end.

  Sadly for my mom, her only child, yours truly, did not fall in her footsteps of thinking that everything has to be perfect all of the time. Yes, I love fashion and design, but I’m not gonna flip my gourd if I have to go out of the house without makeup on occasion. I like to eat what I want and go casual in jeans and a t-shirt when the situation warrants. When I’m in a rut, I wanna sit around in my grubby clothes eating ice cream and watching Netflix. Is that such a crime? Sure, my hair needs trimming, but I’ll get around to it … eventually.

  Mom’s eyes are brimming with an excitement that makes me nervous. There is no telling what hare-brained scheme Mom has cooked up in her restless mind. Whenever I come home—even for a short visit—I become Mom’s pet project. Now that I’m home for an interminable amount of time, things are bound to get hairy. Mom brings her hands together and launches in with, “So, are you ready to start your new life?” Her juicy voice reeks of over-ripeness.

  “What do you mean?” I ask carefully as I moisten my lips.

  “Do you remember how we talked about you doing alterations until you could find something more permanent?”

  “Yeah.” I study her through skeptical eyes. The alterations gig was Mom’s idea. I went along with it because I didn’t want to start off my stay at home by disagreeing with everything that she says. However, I’m not sure if I’m Kosher with the idea of doing alterations for the rest of my life. On the other hand, I could use the money. Even though I’m living at home, I want to feel like I’m making my own way. It would be humiliating to have to ask my parents to borrow a few bucks just so I can grab something to eat at a restaurant or purchase Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.

  “I’ve got your first client,” Mom squeals.

  I scrunch my nose. “Who?”

  Hesitancy fills her expression. “Don’t get upset.”

  It’s amazing how fast those three little words get the blood pumping through my body. They are a red flag waving in front of a sleep-deprived, sugar-overloaded bull. “What did you do?”

  She starts talking fast. “Did you know that Kitty Williams serves on the board with me at the Lake Pines Women’s Club?”

  No, I wasn’t aware of that tidbit because I don’t make a habit of keeping up with Mom’s charitable organizations. She heads up several of them. It’s her hobby, something to keep herself occupied while Dad runs his law firm. “Yes,” I answer, figuring it’s easier to just go along with it.

  “Well, I happened to mention that you were coming back home, and Kitty said that Collette was looking for someone to alter her wedding dress.” Mom’s voice is high-pitched, and she’s talking a mile a minute.

  I don’t have to be a genius to know where this was going. It’s written all over Mom’s face. My jaw hits the bed and ricochets back to my teeth as the air flies out of my lungs faster than the lead car at the Daytona 500. “Collette’s getting married?” The world begins to spin, and I wanna throw up. “To who?” I only thought I’d hit rock bottom when I left New York. From the sound of this, things are about to get a whole lot worse.

  Mom’s expression is both surprised and concerned. “I thought you said you were over Gavin.”

  “I am,” I growl. “I was over him years ago.” Traitorous tears threaten to pool in my eyes, but I win the battle and swallow them back down.

  “That’s right,” Mom affirms. “You were head over heels with the doctor.” She speaks the words with fervor, like she’s trying to convince herself as much as me. I suspect that’s because she feels the need to ease her conscience over getting me in such a pickle with Collette Williams. She pauses as if collecting her thoughts. “What was his name?”

  “Who?�
� I squeak. It’s hard to breathe, and my mind is swimming in a stagnant pool of unrealized expectations.

  Mom looks at me funny. “The doctor.” Her brows crease as she studies me with those perceptive eyes that have the power to unleash more of my secrets than the most sophisticated lie detector test ever could. “Are you okay? You’re looking a little green around the gills.”

  “I’m fine,” I assert, shooting her a death glare. “His name’s Marshall,” I thrust out through gritted teeth.

  There was a brief period of time when I was enamored with Marshall Davis. I had thought that maybe the two of us might have a future together, until Marshall announced that he’d signed up as a volunteer physician in Ghana. The slot was initially supposed to be for six weeks. While I was disappointed that Marshall was leaving, I put on a brave face and told myself that it was only for a few weeks. Then, six weeks turned into several months until finally, I got an email—not a phone call, mind you—but a measly email from Marshall, telling me that he’d fallen in love with one of the nurses on his team. Oh, who cares about Marshall! His hair was always parted a little too straight for me anyway. He’s one of those guys who’s so busy saving the world that he’s forgotten how to actually live. The sad truth is that Marshall was a placeholder for the only guy who’s ever really claimed my heart. “So Gavin’s marrying Collette.” I have to say the words to make myself believe them. Please let this be a bad dream.

  “Yes,” Mom utters quietly before taking in a long breath. “I’m sorry, but I really did think you were over Gavin, or I wouldn’t have volunteered you for the job.” With the snap of imaginary fingers, her expression changes. “What’s done is done, I suppose,” Mom says pleasantly as she smoothes a hand over her cream-colored slacks. “I know you and Collette didn’t get along all that well in high school, but it’s time for you to start fresh.”