The Anarchic Consort c1-1376

by Warring Young Seven

  "Okay, let's go to Burger King." Bai Zhun held Little Baldy's hand and turned to leave.

  Little Baldy twisted his little body. "Monk robe, my Monk robe!"

  Knowing this child, if Bai Zhun said to throw it away, it definitely wouldn't work. Bai Zhun thus asked the salesperson to pack the monk robe for the child.

  He brought that little kitten downstairs.

  Not being able to eat meat was like torture for the boys.

  Little Baldy also saw that, so she raised her little face and said to Little Gangster Li, who was in line, "You can order meat. It's just that Nine doesn't eat meat. You can eat it. I want to train. Wuli Buddha said just because you are vegetarian, it doesn't mean that you can force others do the same. You have to be tolerant. When you grow up, you don't have to become abbot. You can eat whatever you want.". "..."

  When Little Gangster Li heard this, he turned around and looked at Bai Zhun. "Master Bai, don't you feel that people always like to listen to your child's words? They are all widely-acknowledged truisms that even a.d.u.l.ts fail to achieve. What is that called?"

  "Great wisdom can seem like a fool. "Bai Zhun's voice was very calm. "You guys order the food. I will bring Little Nine to the big table to sit."

  Little Gangster Li made an OK gesture. "Got it!"

  Without having to worry about meat, Little Gangster went all out on his order. He got chicken tenders and spicy chicken wings in bundles of eight!

  His coke also came in an extra large cup. After all, they still had to eat lunch later, so these are just some snacks to alleviate their hunger.

  At that time, he still wasn't aware of Little Baldy's appetite. He ordered an ice cream cone and a small portion of fries for the little "guy".

  After all, with Bai Zhun's obsessive attitude towards his little "brother". If Li ordered too much for Little Ajiu and caused indigestion, Bai Zhun would definitely drag him over and beat him up.

  This plate should be just right!

  Little Gangster Li confidently brought the food to the long table and poked his straw into the coke.

  Usually, his father was strict about these things and didn't allow him to drink beverages at all. Now, he could finally drink without worry!

  In the summer, a mouthful of coke filled with ice was extremely refreshing!

  Little Ajiu stood there and looked at her brothers' food and then looked at her own. Her portion seems a little smaller. Why?

  "Oh right, brother, what do you want to discuss with us?" Every time Little Gangster Li spoke, there would an automatic sound mixing effect.

  Bai Zhun glanced at the child who stood on the side. Seeing that Little Baldy was circling around her cat's tail, he lowered his voice slightly. "Nine is a girl."

  "PFFT!" Little Gangster Li spat out a mouthful of coke.

  The other two were not so lucky. They were caught right in the face by Little Gangster Li.

  "No, no, *cough cough cough*. Lord Bai, what did you say?" Little Gangster Li widened his eyes, "Our little monk is a girl? A delicate girl like the prettiest one at our academy? !"

  Bai Zhun looked at him calmly. "She's mine, not yours."

  "I am not a girl!" Little Baldy was very angry. She looked Little Gangster Li seriously and denied it firmly!

  Little Gangster Li did not listen to Little Baldy. He only looked at Bai Zhun.

  The other two also finished wiping their faces with a paper towel. One of them punched Little Gangster Li as they waited for Bai Zhun's answer.

  "I found out when I was helping her change just now." Bai Zhun's confirmation was definitely not a lie.

  Little Gangster Li was stunned. He rubbed his handsome face and said, "But Little Ajiu said she's not a girl."

  "She thinks she's a boy." Bai zhun rubbed his aching forehead. "That's what I wanted to discuss with you guys. How do we make her believe that she's a girl?"

  Little Baldy was still shaking her head solemnly. "I'm not a girl! Brother, I'm not a girl! I'm not a girl!"

  When the small child is trying to deny something, she buzzed like a little fly.

  However, she was still cuter than the average child. Her voice was not too loud, and she also circled round and round, chasing after the cat's tail on her pajamas.

  No doubt that this was the latest toy that Little Baldy had found for herself.

  "Master Bai, can you please tell her to be quiet first?" Little Gangster Li did not know why, but the little child always circled around him. Even his eyes were dizzy.

  Bai Zhun was worried that the child would spin around too much and it'd be bad for her health. He stopped Little Baldy and fed her a French fry.

  Little Baldy was really angry at first.

  She did not understand why brother would think that she was a girl when she had her mind set on becoming the abbot in the future.

  But brother was also very good to her.

  He even fed her something very delicious. It was sweet and crispy; kind of like a baked potato, but much better in comparison.

  The little child became happy again almost immediately. She set aside the question of gender and raised her little face to accept Bai Zhun's feeding.

  "You really got a way!" Little Gangster Li gave Bai Zhun a thumbs up with a look of admiration. If he had to take care of a four-year-old child all day long, he would've gone insane!

  Fortunately, Little Ajiu was quite compliant. But this boy girl issue...

  He had never met a child who mistook their own gender.

  "'Nine's will is so strong. It will definitely be difficult to change her perception of herself."

  "Brother Bai, haven't you been to that Shaolin temple before? Since you and Nine were disciples together, why don't you ask your master about this matter?"

  Chapter 1152 - Child Marriage

  Bai Zhun listened to the Xiao Lin and the others, and felt that there was only one feasible option. However, he said, "There has never been any signal on the mountain. It's very difficult to contact the master."

  "Go back for a bit?" Little Gangster Li bit the chicken wing in his mouth. "Are you sending Little Ajiu away?"

  Hearing that she was being sent away, Little Baldy stopped chasing after her cat's tail and ran away. She looked at Bai Zhun with her big eyes.

  "Don't talk nonsense. I won't send Nine away." Bai Zhun let the child continue to play. He ate more even more elegantly. "Besides, there's no way to go back."

  "What do you mean?" Little Gangster Li looked at Bai Zhun in a daze. He lowered his voice and said, "Didn't Little Ajiu say that she wanted to go back and become an abbot in the future? Why can't she go back?"

  Bai Zhun glanced at Little Baldy. When he saw that the child was focused on eating, he whispered to Little Gangster Li, "Everyone who is meant to leave the temple will get lost on the mountain. Unless the master is leading them himself, or..."

  "Or what?" Little Gangster Li had never seen such a magical temple.

  Bai Zhun paused for a moment, and his eyes were deep. "Or if you're among the Buddhas."

  "..." Little Gangster Li felt that the world was almost fantastical. "Then Little Baldy won't be able to go back."

  Bai Zhun rubbed his fingers as if he was in deep thought. "I always felt that Nine is different."

  "How's she different?" Little Gangster Li still felt that his thoughts could not keep up with master Bai.

  Bai Zhun narrowed his eyes. "The temple has never accepted women. This is an unclean image for Buddhism. Master is not someone who does not know his limits. Furthermore, Little Ajiu entered the temple too early. She is the only one who's been in the temple since birth."

  "So what exactly do you mean?" It was obvious that Little Gangster Li's brain capacity was not enough to handle this.

  Bai Zhun did not continue speaking. He only looked at him coldly. "With your IQ, you won't understand."

  "F * ck!" Little Ganster Li bit the chicken wing in frustration.

  Xiao Lin took a sip of coke. "Maybe there's one thing we could try."
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  "What is it?"

  "School is about to start, and Little Ajiu is already four years old. Find someone to get her to go to school with us first."

  "You want a four-year-old kid to go to fourth grade with us?"

  "Let her interact with girls more. Don't we have a lot of girls in our class?"

  "But we can still let her go to kindergarten, right?"

  "A bunch of brats in kindergarten won't teach her the difference between men and women. Besides, Little Ajiu is so smart. It shouldn't be a problem for her to go for only one semester."

  "That should only be possible if the family agrees."

  At this moment, young master bai said, "I agree."

  "Eh?" Lixiao Bawang hesitated. "Don't you need Grandpa Bai's permission?"

  Bai Zhun wiped the corner of the child's mouth. "I'm Nine's parent. I'm the one who adopted her. Grandpa is busy defending the border, so there's no need for him to come over for such matters. Xiao Lin, we still need aunt Xiao's help with school stuff."

  "No problem."

  The Xiao family's maternal grandfather's side was filled with literary masters for generations. Aunt Xiao was also the school's principal, and she's been leading their class all this time.

  Moreover, the primary school they attended was originally from a military region, and so it was different from the ordinary ones.

  Getting Ajiu in shouldn't be too difficult.

  Little Baldy was still burying her head in French fries. In a short while, she finished eating and began to eat another bag of ketchup.

  Master Bai knew that the child had not eaten enough. He stood up and went to the window to order two more large fries for the child.

  Little Baldy was really happy this time. She stretched out her little claws and hugged Bai Zhun's leg, and her little face was pink. "Brother is still the best. Little Gangster Li only let me eat a little bit. Although Wuli Buddha said that people should be grateful when they are given something, this little bit of French fries is really not enough for Nine."

  Little Gangster Li, who had been hit countless times, was speechless.

  However, the little one was still very good to Little Gangster Li. She was very grateful and gave half of the french fries that Bai Zhun ordered to her brothers. She also gave Little Gangster Li a bag of ketchup.

  Little Gangster Li was so moved that he wanted to hug Little Baldy and kiss her. But he was brutally kicked aside by Bai Zhun.

  Xiao Lin was in charge of taking photos. With a click of his phone, he saved Little Gangster Li's photo to his album.

  Although the lot of them had been bickering and all had different personalities, they obviously had a close relationship. Many people envied having such a childhood.

  During lunch, Xiao Lin took a group photo for everyone.

  In the photo, Xiao Lin was holding up two fingers while another boy was hugging Little Gangster Lis neck. The most eye-catching one Little Baldy, who was sitting in Bai Zhun's arms. Her cat ears were perked up. She didn't know they were taking a photo, and she still had a piece of vegetable in her mouth, looking at the camera in a cute and silly manner.

  Once this photo was posted on wechat, the grandparents in the courtyard started to like Xiao Lin.

  Only after she went out alone, Lin Ziwen, who did not find Bai Zhun and the rest, threw her phone onto the seat. She lay on the car and cried. She continued to cry until she came home at night.

  Lin Ziwen's mother was also very protective. When she saw her daughter crying, her heart ached. She first scolded the Adjutant and then pulled Lin Ziwen in to ask what was going on.

  Lin Ziwen m.o.a.n.e.d as she wiped away her tears. "It's all because of that little country bumpkin from the village. He thinks that once he enters the Bai family, he's a going to be a member. He pesters brother Bai Zhun all day long and won't let him go. Mom, I hate the little country bumpkin. I hate him to death! Everything was strange. He knows nothing about the world, yet he knew how to spend the Bai family's money! "..."

  "You can't say that. "Lin glanced at her. "But since he's from outside, he should follow some rules. This child is obviously uneducated and doesn't know the difference between good and bad. When I see this child the next time, I'll speak up for you. How dare a country bumpkin from the mountain embarrass my daughter?". "..."

  These words echoed Lin Ziwen's thoughts, and the girl immediately burst into laughter.

  Don't underestimate the jealousy of a girl, especially a little girl who had been misbehaving since she was young. Her behavior was no less restrained than an a.d.u.l.t.

  Knowing that her mother would help her deal with that little country bumpkin, she felt at ease.

  "You, all you talk about is your rother Bai Zhun." Lin Ziwen's mother smiled and nodded at Lin Ziwen's nose.

  "What? Brother Bai Zhun is mine to begin with. What's the big deal about this little country bumpkin appearing out of nowhere?"

  "In my opinion, why don't you ask your father to make a trip to the Bai family and help you and brother Bai Zhun arrange a child marriage?"

  "Mom!" Lin Ziwen stomped her feet.

  When mother Lin said this, she actually had this in mind.

  Although the Lin family was a little weaker than the Bai family.

  But their family wasn't bad either. Furthermore, they were on the same political frontier.

  Moreover, their daughter had always liked Bai Zhun.

  Bai Zhun's future was limitless. It would be best if the two families could become even closer..

  Chapter 1153 - No More Sleeping Together

  In the military courtyard, there was actually more emphasis on equality than in ordinary families.

  It was just that these minute details were usually not known by people outside the circle.

  It was actually a very simple thing.

  Usually, we only hear about news like the rich man's son marrying some celebrity, thinking that they've won big time.

  But it is the military and political circles that the stars really want to squeeze into.

  But no one's ever gonna marry a star, and to put it simply, they're just having fun.

  From the moment they are born, it's already largely decided that their other half must come from equal family background, if not of the same societal status, then at least from a well-off, well-mannered family.

  Mother Lin was confident that the Bai family would also choose her daughter. After all, it was obvious.

  Right now, she only had one thought, and that was to find an opportunity to teach that poor kid from the mountain a good lesson.

  Since they had come here, they should at least abide by their rules!

  At five o'clock in the afternoon, just before dusk, it suddenly began to rain sporadically in the imperial capital.

  The group of leading children had finally returned.

  Bai Zhun was still holding Little Ajiu in his arms. There was water on the ground everywhere, so he did not let her go.

  The other children saw the Bai family's car and recognized the license plate number. One by one, they all popped out.

  Four out of five came to ask Bai Zhun to copy his homework.

  After all, the summer vacation was going to end in seven days. If they did not take advantage of this time to copy what they could, they would definitely be even more behind once school starts.

  The most annoying thing was the diary that the teacher arranged for them. Oh my god, how could they make a bunch of big boys like them record their daily lives like little girls?

  Would they have to write in their diary: "Oh, the weather is so nice today, I stayed at home and played videos games all-day long?"

  Or: "Today, I went to the east courtyard with brother Bai and the others to fight. It was so cool!"

  No matter what they wrote, the teacher would definitely call their parents!

  Therefore, stuff like homework over summer should not include a diary!

  Doesn't this leave with no choice but to cheat?

  If the
y do not want the teacher to criticize them, they can only write: "Today's weather is nice, I read Dream of the Red Chamber at home all day long." (actually playing League of Legends.)

  Or, they could write: "It's raining outside, I can't go out with my parents, so I cooked a big dinner for them at home" (actually, I was too hungry when playing LOL, so I made a bowl of instant noodles.)

  So!

  Teacher, stop playing tricks with us, can you just be a little more sincere! ?

  The above were the words of Little Gangster Li..

  Little Baldy was unable to understand these things. First of all, she did not know what League of Legends was. Secondly, she had to write a diary every day. She was already used to it.

  Thus, a group of boys sat beside the coffee table. They stuck out their little butts and copied their homework. The other few had their noses pointed to the sky as they racked their brains to make up their diary.

  Little Baldy also brought her diary over.

  She felt that this kind of learning atmosphere was very good, even though Little Gangster Li looked a little silly with a horizontal stripe on his head.

  But this did not affect Little Baldy's mood at all.

  She lowered her head and her little hands clenched into a small fist, she wrote seriously, "Today, Brother took me out to buy clothes. The clothes are very interesting. Xiao Bai and I have been chasing after our tails. We are really very happy. Most importantly, I even met him. He is even more handsome than in the photo. No wonder so many people like him. Mwah, Wuli Buddha, thank you."

  When he saw Little Ajiu write the last sentence, "Most importantly, I even met him."

  Bai Zhun frowned. Although many people in his class liked the star called Baili Shangxie, he did not expect that Nine would actually like this type of boy.

  "Little brother, I have finished writing my diary." Little Baldy stood up and reached out to touch his stomach. "Should we eat?"

  Bai Zhun smiled and looked at the wagging tail behind her. He bent down to feed her a mouthful of water. "Auntie Wang is still cooking. We can eat in a while."

  "Okay." Little Baldy listened to Bai Zhun the most. Seeing that he said so, he put his little hands behind his back and looked around at Little Gangster Li and the others. In the end, he came to the conclusion that it was more uncomfortable for these people do homework than to eat durian.