Murder in the Mix Books 4-6 (Murder in the Mix Boxed Set Book 2)

by Addison Moore

If, and when, we catch Tanner’s killer, it will be interesting to see what happens to my new furry friend. I admit I’m getting used to having him around. He’s ventured into places in the bakery I wouldn’t dream of letting Pancake tunnel into. And it makes me feel better when I talk to him on the drive to and from work. I don’t feel like such a loon carrying on these conversations on my own. In my defense, talking to yourself is a great way to process your day—especially if you’re detangling a murder investigation.

  “You’re going to love the tree lot. Tons of open space for you to bounce around in. I sort of wish I’d brought a Frisbee along. Although, I’m not really a fan of running in the snow.”

  Dutch sighs as if he wishes I were.

  Once we arrive, I spot Everett right away. Dutch leaps out of the car without the use of the door and begins barking and jumping as if he’s never been outside before. He darts into the woods while I head for my favorite legal eagle. Mr. Sexy is indeed living up to that mouthwatering moniker the baristas of the world have gifted him.

  “Judge Baxter. You look dapper per usual.”

  “Evening, Lemon. Do you have a tree?”

  “Not yet. Noah and I were—”

  “About to pencil it in?” A dark chuckle comes from him. “Noah might be all about planning, but I’m all about action. I think we’re getting you a tree.”

  “I can’t get a tree without Noah. You get a tree.”

  “I have a tree. I keep it in a box in the attic.”

  “Very funny.”

  “I don’t value a sense of humor. Besides, you and I both know we’re not here for a tree, and yet without one we’re sure to arouse suspicion.”

  “You’re so right!” I sling an arm around him and pull him into a partial hug. “You’re always thinking on your feet.”

  Lainey let me know that Tanner Redwood’s second in command—now the head of the Parks and Recs Department by proxy—is a man by the name of Pete Winslow. Pete happens to moonlight at the tree lot, and I couldn’t pass up a chance to speak with him.

  We spot him over by the register, tall and lanky with large glowing gray eyes just the way Lainey described, and the fact he has a miniature stocking attached to his chest with the name PETE scrawled over it just tipped my assurance over the edge.

  “Can I help you?” He has a friendly demeanor about him, and there’s just something that makes you instantly like the guy. Pretty much the opposite of Tanner.

  “Looking for a tree,” Everett responds just as chipper, and I have to admire what a good actor he can be when needed. Lord knows there isn’t a chipper bone in Everett’s body.

  “Great.” Pete dives into his spiel, orienting us as to where the nobles and firs are and how much it is per foot. “We’ve been seeing a lot of nice couples just like you folks tonight. I don’t care what anyone says. This is the most romantic time of the year.”

  It’s only then I realize I still have my arm frozen around Everett’s waist. In my defense, he is very warm. Have I mentioned the snow?

  A low, seductive laugh belts from Everett’s chest. “She just can’t keep her hands off of me. Isn’t that right, Cupcake?”

  “Cupcake?” I blink up at him, unsure of how I feel about this newly minted moniker. On one hand, it’s a very endearing nod to my profession. But on the other hand, it’s a classic putdown of the female species. “Yes, Sugar Puss. Sometimes it’s just impossible to get enough of you.” Like when I’m in the mood to kill, or maim. I glance back to Pete. “Hey, rumor has it, you’ve lost one of your own. I’m really sorry to hear it.”

  Everett grunts as if disapproving of my segue. I’ll admit, the transition wasn’t smooth, but it works in a pinch. Exactly how long does he want me to hold onto his waist anyhow?

  Pete grimaces. “We lost Tanner Redwood. It was brutal. I heard there was some psychopath hovering over him with an icicle in her hand.”

  “Excuse me? Psychopath?”

  Everett wraps his arm around my own waist and gives a slight squeeze as if keeping me in check before leaning in. “Sounds like love gone sour to me.”

  Okay, so Everett’s approach borders on brilliant, but it doesn’t change the fact I’m irate that my sanity has been called into question. Hover over one dead body and you’re in need of a straitjacket.

  “I can see that happening.” Pete gives a wistful shake of the head. “That dude had more women crawling over him than ants on a dirt mound covered with honey.”

  Everett bounces with agreement. “That will do it. So, which one do you think did it? I’m sure he brought a few around.”

  “I don’t know. The librarian was the quiet one. But they say it’s usually the quiet ones you need to look out for.”

  “Wait a minute—” An incredulous laugh belts from me. Call me psycho, fine, but paint my big sis as a killer and you’ll have another—

  Everett clears his throat. “You’re right. But what about the wild ones? You know that old saying, when you hear hoofbeats in Central Park, you don’t go looking for zebras.”

  “You got me there.” He scratches the back of his neck. “There’s Bella. I can’t say he’s brought her around, but she sure made several unannounced appearances, if you know what I mean. Those were closed-door visits when she popped in. Sometimes, they went on for hours at a time.” He lifts a brow to Everett as if sharing a machismo moment in honor of Tanner’s insatiable libido.

  “Bella Lipmann?” I say her name with glee as if we were old friends. And I’m sure we would be—if she existed.

  “Bella”—he snaps his fingers as he squints toward the sky—“Carter!” He points a finger my way. “That’s it. Young, redhead.”

  “Oh, right! Bella Carter. I just saw her. My goodness where did I see her?” Playing hide-and-seek with something in Santa’s pants, but that’s another story. “Oh, she works at that place”—I snap my fingers at him as if I had a clue.

  Pete lifts a hand as if he understands why I might be remiss to say it out loud. “Bazingas.”

  “Bazingas?” Everett and I say in unison. It’s sort of nice to hear our voices harmonize that way.

  “You know”—Pete looks around before leaning in and cupping his hands over his chest—“Bazingas.”

  Everett chuckles. “It’s a restaurant in Leeds, Lemon. Need I say more?”

  “No,” I flatline as the picture comes in clear. I’m guessing Everett will volunteer for Bazingas duty before the night is through. “How about that brunette? The one with short hair, cute face?” I’ve got enough on Bella. Moving on.

  Pete’s face lights up. “Kelly Ferdinand. Yeah, geez. That’s another nutcase. She used to work for Parks and Rec in Ashford. That’s how we met her. Known her for years. She finally finished with her schooling.” He averts his eyes a moment. “If you could call it schooling considering her profession.”

  “Oh, I know!” I say, suddenly realizing I have no clue where to go next. But it’s served me well before.

  Everett warms my arm. “What’s Kelly up to these days?”

  “I’m not saying it.” I give a coy laugh as if willing to guard her secret to the grave.

  Pete lifts his hands. “Hey, me either.” He backs away. “Let me know if you need anything else.”

  Shoot. Think quickly!

  “We sure will!” I shout as if we’re about to take off. “Oh, wait, let’s not be sexist. Surely there was a guy in the mix that could have been angry enough to off the poor man.” Yes! It’s hard to go wrong when you’re playing the gender card. It’s one female against two males. I win hands down.

  “That’s easy”—Pete takes a few steps toward us once again—“there’s only one dude who couldn’t stand the guy. Tim Wagner. He still thinks Tanner was the one who got him fired.”

  “Was he?” It begged the question, so I had to ask.

  “I guess we’ll never know.”

  He takes off, and I quickly pull out my phone and take notes. Bella Carter, Bazingas, Kelly Ferdinand, big question mark, a
nd Tim Wagner, fired and angry about it.

  “All right, Lemon”—Everett nods toward the trees staring us down—“let’s pick out a good one. It’s on me.”

  I take Everett up on his offer, and we end up hauling a seven-foot shaggy Douglas fir into my living room.

  Still no sign of Noah’s truck across the street, and it makes my stomach sour to think about all the pizza he’s enjoying with Poison Ivy. I hope she’s lactose intolerant by Christmas. A gift from the universe to me. After all those corpses it’s sent me, I think I deserve it.

  Everett helps me set the bushy tree on its base, and he even twines a string of twinkle lights on it while Pancake and I watch in wonder.

  “There you go,” he says, returning to an upright position. “Holiday magic.”

  “Thanks, Everett. This means a lot to me.”

  “My pleasure.” He gives Pancake a quick pat over the head. “Is that all he does is hang out on the arm of your sofa all day?”

  “Is there anything better?”

  “Does he have his own bed? Because that might be better. Poor guy looks as if he’s about to roll right off.”

  “He doesn’t need a bed. He sleeps with me.”

  “At least there’s one male on the planet that can say that and it isn’t Noah Fox.” A quick rubber band grin rides on his lips.

  “I’m about to throw a pillow at you.”

  “Hold your fire,” he says as he heads for the exit. “And, Lemon? See you at Bazingas tomorrow night for dinner.”

  Knew it.

  No sooner does the door close than a scratching sound emits from the other side. I head over and open it to find the cutest overgrown Golden Retriever—albeit a somewhat haunted version panting up a storm.

  “There you are,” I say, letting him in. “I wondered if I’d ever see you again.”

  And yet, a part of me was certain.

  I curl up on the couch with Dutch and Pancake on either side of me while I Google Kelly Ferdinand, but there’s nothing. Huh. I look up Bella and the keyword Bazingas and, sure enough, there’s page after page of her well-styled selfies. Not a hint of Tanner. Not a hint of anything but her.

  I do the same with Tim Wagner, but he’s a better ghost than Dutch is. He truly is proving to be invisible.

  My phone bleats, and I jump. It’s a text from Noah.

  Goodnight, Lottie. I love you.

  “Aww.” I can’t help but show both Dutch and Pancake the screen. Neither of which is amused. I text right back.

  Love you, too. Don’t work too hard! I’m beginning to forget what you look like.

  It doesn’t take but three seconds for him to respond.

  Believe me, honey. Once I frost your cookies, you will never forget me.

  I let out a toe-curling squeal at the thought.

  All night I dream of frosting cookies with Noah.

  Chapter 8

  “Bazingas is on the wrong side of Leeds,” I say as Everett, Dutch, and I stand outside the questionable establishment staring up at a forty-foot neon sign of a smiling woman holding a tray in which she rests her bazingas on. Each of the aforementioned bazingas lights up in a psychedelic array of purple and green.

  “Every side of Leeds is the wrong side,” Everett says, pressing his hand into the small of my back as we enter the raunchy restaurant.

  “Preach it, brother,” I say taking in the cantankerous crowd. The restaurant itself is brightly lit with booths and tables scattered about, rock music blares through the speakers, and despite the light snowfall outside, every waitress has donned a pair of jean cut-off shorts that technically qualify as a belt. An itty-bitty bikini top graces their amply endowed upper torsos, each side dotted with a purple star. And smashed over each one of their heads is a red sequin Santa hat. We’ve been wearing them down at the bakery as well, but not nearly as flashy.

  “I’m not your brother,” Everett whispers. “It’s date night, remember?”

  “That’s right,” I say, threading my arm through his. Everett and I thought we should come in with a story in the event someone asks questions. In the least we should be on the same deceptive page.

  Dutch bounds around as if thrilled to be here. In truth, Dutch is always far too thrilled to be anywhere I take him—correction, anywhere he follows me. I’m guessing his exuberance has far less to do with the fact he’s usually Rainbow Bridge bound and more to do with the fact he’s exuberant by nature. I’ve never seen such a happy pet in all my life. Pancake is the anti-Dutch, always scowling and sleeping his days away. And in a twisted way, it’s what I love most about him. Go figure.

  A string of red garland garners my attention, affixed to a faux cardboard fireplace that’s taped to the wall, and lining every inch of it are miniature stockings that bear a bevy of girls’ names—one of which is Bella.

  “Everett, look. She does work here.” I point over just as a short brunette with an ear-to-ear grin comes up in her scantily clad uniform. Both her bazingas and that smile are pointed at Everett. Her nametag reads Sugar, and I can’t help but scowl at her.

  She giggles into him. “Well, aren’t you a tall glass of eggnog. I bet you go down real smooth and easy.”

  Everett’s chest rumbles with a dull laugh as I pull him in close.

  “He’s my eggnog.” The words come out snippy, but I can’t help it. He’s not really, but a date night is involved. Besides, I don’t like the way she’s leering at him. It doesn’t feel safe. “Table for two, please? In the non-boyfriend stealing section.”

  The tiny waitress openly growls at me before leading us to a booth near the back, which is perfect because it’s an open view to the entire perverted place.

  Dutch ambles over and hops up next to me, so I scoot over in an effort to make room for him.

  “What are you doing?” Everett looks concerned at my decision to off-center myself from him.

  “Dutch is joining us for dinner.” I tick my head to my left where Dutch is lying down with his head perched over the side of the bench, as not to miss a moment of the bazinga action. He’s such a boy.

  “One more joining you?” Sugar perks to life once again. “I’ll bring another plate setting.”

  We put in our drink orders, and she gives me the stink eye before taking off.

  Everett grunts my way. “Way to get on her good side. If she spits on my hot wings, I may not forgive you.”

  “If she spits on your hot wings, it’s because she’s trying to cast a spell on you. She was practically hypnotized by your presence in the event you didn’t notice, Eggnog.”

  His lids hood low, and a slippery grin glides over his lips for less than a second as he reaches over and picks up my hand.

  “I like you jealous, Cupcake.”

  “Again with the Cupcake?”

  “Yes. If you’re my girlfriend, I’d like to gift you a nickname. Cupcake is cute and adorable. I think it’s rather fitting.”

  “Ooh? Does that mean I’ve graduated to calling you Essex?”

  “No.” Any trace of a smile dissolves once again.

  “Oh well. At least you can add me to your infamous exes’ roster by the time we hit dessert.”

  Everett squints out his disapproval. “Think bigger, Lemon. You’re worth it.”

  “I’m worth what?” I shake my head a moment before a thought comes to me. “Oh no! I ticked off the tiny two-timer, and now I bet she won’t want to give up the goods on Bella! I don’t even know if she’s here tonight, but there’s nothing like a scorned co-worker to give us the lowdown on our prime suspect. At least the prime suspect for now. You’ll have to flirt with her. She’d give you the bikini right off her back in exchange for a sip of your holiday cheer.”

  “I’m not flirting with her. I’m not that kind of boyfriend.”

  “You picked a fine time to be loyal.”

  Dutch lifts his head my way, and I give him a quick scratch behind his ears.

  “You’re loyal, too,” I coo. “Far more loyal than just about any ot
her nonliving creature has ever been to me.” I force a smile Everett’s way. “Don’t get excited. I wasn’t complimenting you. I was talking to the dog.”

  “Geez, Lemon. We need to get to the bottom of this. Aren’t there some people you can see about this problem? Don’t they have a number people like you can call up to help work out the kinks? Isn’t that what the psychic hotline is for?”

  I can’t help but scoff at my newly minted boyfriend—who, by the way, is still holding my hand. It’s a bit sweet, actually.

  “Let’s get one thing straight, buddy. I’m no psychic. I’m a one hundred percent Honey Hollow hometown girl who cherishes good friends and knows her way around a kitchen. There’s simply nothing special about me.”

  Dutch gives a friendly, warbling bark my way.

  “I beg to differ.” Everett gives my fingers a light squeeze. “I know that it’s none of my business, Lemon, but I think you need start digging into your biological family.”

  “It’s Cupcake to you and a big, fat no to that bad idea. I am not digging into my biological family. Besides, they’re a complete mystery to me. I wouldn’t even know where to begin.”

  “Well, you’re proving to be a darn good detective. I think if you put your mind to it you could pull it off in spades.”

  My heart wrenches at the thought. In truth, this time of year always makes me a little melancholy at the fact there’s a family out there that rejected me. I know I shouldn’t look at it that way, but I can’t help it. There’s a very real little girl who lives inside of me that insists on feeling a bit sorry for herself at the holidays.

  “Speaking of detectives”—I’m quick to change the subject—“how are we going to get any info on Tanner’s bodacious beauty?”

  A thunderous applause erupts behind us as a flurry of Bazingas’ finest all congregate around a table of teenage boys and break out into a cheery yet significantly altered version of “Happy Birthday,” and when they’re through, the entire crew shakes their bazingas.

  Everett pulls my hand to his lips. “I’m having a brainstorm, Cupcake.”

  “I bet you are.”

  “Hey”—he dips his nose to my fingers—“you smell amazing. Like sugar and—”