Collected Works of Frances Trollope

by Frances Milton Trollope

  Miss Morrison was accommodated with a seat in the carriage she had so actively exerted herself to procure, and the first words spoken after they drove off were hers.

  “Nest paw que jay raisong?... Did I not say so, Mrs. Barnaby?... Did I not tell you, my dear madam, that you need do nothing but make this young lady sing in order to become the fashion at Cheltenham?... You have no idea what a number of visits you will have to-morrow.... Noo verong.”

  “Really, Miss Morrison,” replied the widow tartly, “I am surprised to hear a person of your good sense speak so foolishly.... How can you suppose that a person in my station of life could desire the visits of such a set of people as we met to-night?... And as to making this poor penniless girl talked of as a singer, I should be ashamed to think of such a thing. Remember, miss, if you please, that from this time forward I never will permit you to sing again, ... unless, indeed, you mean to get your bread by it, ... and I’m sure I won’t undertake to say but what you may want it.... I can answer for nobody but myself; and I don’t think it probable that others may be inclined to shew the same devoted generosity that I have done to a girl that never shewed the slightest affection for me in return.”

  And so she ran on till she fell asleep ... but her words fell like rain on a water-proof umbrella; they made a noise, but they could not reach the head which they seemed destined to deluge. Agnes was wrapped in armour of proof, and nothing could do her harm.

  Happily for her, one of the facetious Lord Mucklebury’s modes of extracting amusement from the widow was by writing her notes, which elicited answers that often threw him into a perfect ecstasy, and which he carefully preserved in an envelope endorsed “Barnaby Papers,” lodging them in a corner of his writing-desk, from whence they were not unfrequently drawn for the delectation of his particular friends. One of these notes, intended to produce an answer that should add a gem to his collection, was delivered to Mrs. Barnaby as she passed from the breakfast-table of the boarding-house to her own sitting-room. The emotions produced by these notes were always very powerful, and on the present occasion more so than ordinary, for there were apologies for not appearing last night, and hopes for an interview that morning, which were to be answered instantly, for the servant waited.

  Mrs. Barnaby, panting with haste and gladness, seated herself at her table, opened her writing-desk, seized a pen, and was in the very act of venturing the words “My dear Lord,” when Agnes drew near, and said, “May I go out, aunt, to call on Lady Elizabeth?”

  “Gracious Heaven!... what a moment to torment me! Go!... go where you will ... plague of my life as you are! Get along at once, can’t you?”

  Agnes vanished, — a Barnaby paper was written; and while the niece was enjoying three hours of the most flattering and delightful intercourse with the nearest relations of Colonel Hubert, the aunt, with a degree of felicity hardly less perfect, was receiving a tête-à-tête visit from Lord Mucklebury, in which he as carefully studied her looks, attitudes, and words, as if their effect on him were all she believed them to be. Nor did either interview pass without producing some important results. His lordship carried away with him wherewithal to keep half-a-dozen of his friends who dined with him on that day in a continued roar for nearly an hour.... Mrs. Barnaby was left with a sweet assurance that all was going well, which led to the purchase of a richly-laced mantelet and a new bonnet ... while Agnes, inspired by so strong a wish to please as to make her follow the lead of her new friends, and converse with them of all her little history just as they wished to make her, created in them both an interest too strong to be ever forgotten, and she left them with a confidence in their kindness that made her endure much subsequent suffering with firmness; for it was long ere she wholly lost the hope that they might meet again in future years.

  During the next fortnight this agreeable intercourse was very frequently repeated; for there were few hours of the day in which Mrs. Barnaby was not in some way or other so occupied by the sentiment that engrossed her, either by the presence of its object, or the anticipation of his presence, or meditation upon it when it was passed, that she was well pleased to have Agnes out of the way; and Lady Elizabeth and her charming niece were, on the contrary, so well pleased to have her, that scarcely a day passed without some hours of it being devoted to them.

  Lady Stephenson in particular seemed to study her character with peculiar attention. There was a fond devotion in the gratitude which their kindness had produced that could not be mistaken, and which, from one so artless and so every way interesting, could not fail of producing affection in return. From such a friend it was impossible for Agnes to conceal, even if she had wished it, that her home was a very wretched one; and they often conversed together on the possibility of her releasing herself from it by endeavouring to obtain some sort of independence by her own exertions. Lady Elizabeth was repeatedly a party in these consultations, but uniformly gave it as her opinion that any home was better for such a girl as Agnes, than an attempt to support herself, which must inevitably expose her to a degree of observation more dangerous than any annoyance from her aunt Barnaby. Agnes by no means clearly understood the grounds upon which this sturdy opposition to her wishes was founded; and as Lady Stephenson, who seemed more able to sympathise with her actual sufferings, listened without venturing to answer these mysterious threatenings of something remote, she at length took courage herself and said, ...

  “Will you tell me, dear Lady Elizabeth, what it is you think would happen to me if I went into a family as a governess?”

  “You are a little fool, Agnes,” replied the old lady, unable to repress a smile; “but as I do really believe that your ignorance is genuine, I will tell you.... Don’t be frightened, my poor child; but the fact is, that you are a great deal too handsome for any such situation.”

  Agnes blushed instantly a most celestial rosy red, and felt shocked and ashamed at having drawn forth such an answer; but, though she said nothing in reply, she at once decided that Lady Elizabeth Norris should never have reason to believe that she was capable of neglecting her friendly caution. All hopes from her power of teaching ended for ever, and the next time her aunt Barnaby was particularly cross (which happened that night while they were undressing to go to bed) Agnes very seriously began to revolve in her altered mind the possibility of learning so late in life the profitable mystery of satin-stitch.

  Once, and once only, during the many hours Agnes passed with his relations, did she venture to pronounce the name of Colonel Hubert. She had often determined to do it, but had never found courage and opportunity till one morning, after an hour or two passed in singing duets with his sister, Lady Elizabeth again alluded to the Clifton miss that her nephew had so vaunted, and whose voice must, she was sure, be so immeasurably inferior to that of Miss Willoughby.

  It was under cover of this observation that Agnes ventured to say, ... “I knew Colonel Hubert a little when I was at Clifton.”

  “Did you?”... said the old lady briskly; “then I’ll bet my life he heard you sing.”

  “Once or twice he did.”

  “Oh! hah!... that explains it all.... You need not blush so about it, my dear; why did you not tell me so at once?”

  “I do not think it is quite certain,” returned Agnes, attempting to smile, “that Colonel Hubert spoke of me.”

  “Don’t you, my dear ... but I do, and I know him best, I suppose.... And what was it you sang to him, Agnes?”

  Agnes mentioned the songs; but her voice trembled so, that she grievously repented having brought on herself questions that she found it so difficult to answer.

  Her embarrassment was not greatly relieved by perceiving, — when at length she looked up to save herself from the awkwardness of pertinaciously looking down, — that the eyes of Lady Stephenson were earnestly fixed upon her.

  “Did you ever see Frederick Stephenson with my brother?” said her ladyship; “they were at Clifton together this summer.... Perhaps you don’t know that I was married there, Agnes?
... and Sir Edward and I left our two brothers there together.”

  This change of subject was a considerable relief; and Agnes answered with tolerable composure,— “Oh yes!... I did know you were married there, for I heard it mentioned several times; ... and I saw you too, Lady Stephenson, the evening before you were married, walking up and down Gloucester Row with ... with your brother.”

  “Did you indeed? — Were you walking there, Agnes?”

  “No ... we were at the drawing-room window, and my aunt made me look out to see your brother.”

  “Why particularly to see my brother?” inquired Lady Stephenson with a smile.

  “Because ... because he was so tall, I believe,” replied Agnes, looking considerably more silly than she had ever done in her life.

  “And so you watched us walking up and down, did you, Agnes?”

  “Yes, once or twice,” answered Agnes, again blushing violently.

  “And did you hear what we said, my dear?”

  “No!... but I am sure it was something very interesting, you seemed to be talking so earnestly.”

  “It was very interesting ... it was about Frederick.... You knew him too, did not you?”

  “Oh yes!... very well.”

  “Really!... I wonder you never told me so before.”

  It was impossible to look at Agnes at this moment, as Lady Stephenson now looked at her, without perceiving that there must be some cause for the agitation she evinced. It immediately occurred to her that it was likely enough Frederick might have laid his heart at her feet, or perhaps stopped short before he did so from the effect of that very conversation of which Agnes had been an eye, though not an ear, witness.

  “Poor little thing!”... thought Lady Stephenson; “if this be so, and if she has given her young heart in return, how greatly is she to be pitied!”

  No sooner had this idea struck her, which many trifling circumstances tended to confirm, than Lady Stephenson determined to drop the subject for ever; and much as Agnes secretly but tremblingly wished it, no allusion was ever made to the two gentlemen again.

  Days and weeks rolled on till the time fixed by Lord Mucklebury for his departure arrived. His collection of the Barnaby papers was quite as copious as he wished it to be; and having indulged himself and his friends with as many good stories as any one lady could be the heroine of, without being fatiguing, he parted with the widow on Saturday evening, assuring her, with a thousand expressions of passionate admiration, that he should be early on the walks to look for her on the morrow, and by noon on Sunday was on his road to London behind four gallopping post-horses.

  During the whole of that fatal Sunday Mrs. Barnaby roamed through all the public walks of Cheltenham with the disconsolate air of a pigeon whose mate has been shot.... She was sad, cross, tender, and angry by turns; but never for a moment during that long dismal day did she ever once conceive the terrible idea that her intended mate was flown for ever. Nay, even on the morrow, when in answer to an inquiry at the reading-room, of whether Lord Mucklebury had been there that morning, the man replied,— “I believe his lordship has left the town, ma’am!” — not even then did her mind receive the terrible truth.

  It was from the hand of her friend Miss Morrison that the blow came at last.... That lady on Wednesday evening entered her room, bringing a London newspaper with her; she was much irritated.

  “Mong Dew, Mrs. Barnaby!” she cried, “look here.”

  The widow seized the paper with a trembling hand, and before she fainted read as follows: —

  “Lord Viscount Mucklebury arrived this morning at Mivart’s Hotel from Cheltenham. It is rumoured that his lordship is about to depart in a few days for the Continent, in order to pass the winter at Rome, but rather with the intention of kissing the hands of the beautiful Lady M —— S —— than the toe of his holiness.”

  VOLUME III.

  CHAPTER I.

  MRS. BARNABY LOSES HER SENSES, AND RECOVERS THEM. — SHE TAKES A DESPERATE RESOLUTION. — MISS MORRISON PROVES HERSELF A FRIEND IN NEED. — AGNES FINDS CONSOLATION IN SORROW.

  Mrs. Barnaby’s horror on recovering her senses (for she really did fall into a swoon) was in very just proportion to the extent of the outlay her noble vision had cost her. To Miss Morrison, who had listened to all her hopes, she scrupled not to manifest her despair, not, however, entering into the financial part of it, but leaving it to be understood by her sympathizing friend, that her agony proceeded wholly from disappointed love.

  “What a Lovelace!... what a Lothario!... what a finished deceiver!... Keloreur!...” exclaimed the pitying spinster.... “And how thankful ought I to be that no man can ever again cause me such terrible emotion.... Nong jammy!”

  “Gracious Heaven! what is to become of me?” cried Mrs. Barnaby, apparently but little consoled by this assurance of her friend’s exemption from a similar misfortune; “what ought I to do, Miss Morrison?... If I set off instantly for London, do you think I could reach it before he leaves it for Rome?”

  Miss Morrison, having turned to the newspaper, examined its date, and read the fatal paragraph again, replied, “You certainly could, my dear Mrs. Barnaby, if this statement be correct; but I would not do it, if I were you, without thinking very seriously about it.... It is true I never had a lord for a lover myself, but I believe when they run restive, they are exceedingly difficult to hold; and if you do go after him, and fail at last to touch his cruel heart, you will be only worse off than you are now.... Say clare.”

  “That may be all very true in one sense, Miss Morrison,” replied the unhappy widow; “but there is such a thing as pursuing a man lawfully for breach of promise of marriage, and ... though money is no object to me ... I should glory in getting damages from him, if only to prove to the world that he is a scoundrel!”

  “That is quite another thing, indeed,” said the confidant, “toot a fay; and, if you mean to bring an action against him, I am pretty sure that I could be very useful to you; for my brother is an attorney in London, and is reckoned particularly clever about everything of the kind. But have you any proof, my dear lady?... that is what my brother will be sure to say to you.... I know you have had lots of letters; and if you have kept them all, it is most likely my brother may find out something like proof.... Eel ay see abeel!”

  “Proof?... To be sure I have proof enough, if that’s all that’s wanted; and I’ll go to your brother at once, Miss Morrison, for revenge I’ll have ... if nothing else.”

  “Then of course you’ll take all his love letters with you, Mrs. Barnaby; and I think, if you would let me look over them, I should be able to tell you whether they would answer the purpose or not. — Jay me coney ung pew.”

  “I should have no objection in the world to your seeing them every one,” replied the outraged lady; ... “but I am thinking, Miss Morrison, that I have an immense deal of business to do, and that I shall never get through it without your friendly help ... I am thinking....”

  And Mrs. Barnaby was thinking, and very much to the purpose too. She was thinking, that though she had squandered about seventy or eighty pounds in trifling purchases, by far the greater part of the expenses her noble lover had induced her to run into, were still in the shape of debts, the money with which she proposed to discharge them being as yet paying her interest in the funds. Could she contrive to leave the heaviest of these debts unpaid till she knew the result of her intended attack upon Lord Mucklebury’s purse, it would be very convenient. Perhaps some vague notion that she, too, might visit the continent, and thus escape the necessity of paying them at all, might mix itself with her meditations; but at any rate she very speedily decided upon leaving Cheltenham the following day without mentioning her intention to her milliner, mercer, tailor, shoemaker, hosier, perfumer, livery-stable keeper, librarian, or even to her hair-dresser. If she got damages, she should certainly return and pay them all with great éclat; if not ... circumstances must decide what it would be most advisable for her to do.

  Great as
was her esteem and affection for Miss Morrison, she did not think it necessary to trouble her with all these trifling details, but resumed the conversation by saying, —

  “Yes, my dear Miss Morrison, I am thinking that the best thing I can do will be to go to London for a day or two, see your brother, put all my documents into his hands, and then return to Cheltenham for the remainder of the season, for I am sure I should be more likely to recover my spirits in your friendly society than anywhere else.”

  “Indeed I approve your resolution altogether,” replied Miss Morrison; “and I will write a line by you to my brother, telling him that whatever he does to assist you, I shall take as a personal favour to myself.”

  “I cannot thank you enough!” said the widow, pressing her hand.... “We shall be able to get everything ready to-night I hope; and when my coachman comes as usual for orders at eleven o’clock to-morrow morning, tell him, my dear friend, to drive you about wherever you like to go.... And you may mention, if you please, that I shall want him to take us a long drive on Saturday to see the Roman Pavement.... I mean to return on Friday night ... for what will be the use, you know, of my staying in town?”

  “None in the world ... but I think you had better name Monday for the drive ... for fear you should be too tired on Saturday.”

  “Well, just as you please about that ... but you had better go and write your letter, and I’ll speak to Agnes and my maid about packing.”