the only thing is, like, i share this wall, and i thought she was pretty cool in the beginng, like she has pretty blonde hair and is always really nice and smiles, but lately her presence has become kind of like, as my mom would say… like, a nuisance
we share this wall and she’s like, really loud in ways that make me pretty uncomfortbale and i don’t know if anyone else in the buildng can hear it
like last night it was friday and i just heard the same song over and over and over and over and she began to like, cry, but for like a lot of hours.
i feel really bad because i dont know how to tell her i can hear her. the biggest reason i am scared of telling her is because after she cried for hours i heard her yelling really scary things like “why didn’t anymore love me” and “it hurts”
i thought i wanted to be her friend because she dressed like really cool, like is cute-sarcastic, but now i dont want to hang out with her because she is scary. and her crying keeps me up at night. what do i do do i just bang on the wall the next time she is crying too loud
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Posting ID: 4282259550 Posted: 2014-01-02, 5:45PM EST
new york > manhattan > all community > pets
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Posted: 2013-10-03, 12:04 PM EDT
LEND ME YOUR ROTTWEILER (Midtown West)
Hi
I love dogs and am seriously considering adopting a rottweiler.
If you’d like to lend me your rottweiler in the meantime, I would appreciate it.
I am experienced with rottweilers.
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Posting ID: 4106945522 Posted: 2013-10-03, 12:04PM EDT Updated: 2013-10-03, 2:57PM EDT
new york > staten island > personals > men seeking women
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Posted: 2014-03-06, 12:32 AM EST
tryst adn tribulation - 28 (stapleton)
age : 28 body : heavyheight : 5’4” (162cm) status : single
i want it all with you i want the love
tryst and tribulations with you, if you are for me
you will like to sit on sofa, watching Tv, i cook for you (in microwaves)
please cook for me, i hold your hand, pet it
your fingers, my fingers i want to treat u like my pincess, count
on me and i willl be there four you,
i am male, adult, northern, moderate income,
support self, i want to share my bed with a female
who deserve me and i deserve
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Posting ID: 9719672048 Posted: 2014-03-06, 12:32AM EST
Part II
new york > staten island > community > general community
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Posted: 2013-10-02, 4:49 PM EDT
the banging
please just make it stop
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Posting ID: 4105514551 Posted: 2013-10-02, 4:49PM EDT
new york > manhattan > community > local news and views
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Posted: 2013-12-29, 8:49 PM EST
$1 PIZZA (Lower East Side)
THERE ARE SO MANY DELICIOUS AND WILLING PIZZERIAS IN NEW YORK CITY, THIS IS A TRUE MELTING POLT AND THE BEAUTY IS IN THE AFFORDABLITY OF FOOD FOR THOSE WORKING CLASS ON A BUDGET, THE ETHIC CUSIINE OF NEW YORK IS SOMETHING TO BE HONORED AND PROTECTED
A NUMBER OF “PIZZERIAS” ARE TRYING TO STAMP OUT THE BEAUTY OF THIS CITY THAT I HAVE SEEN DWINDLING, THEY RE SLINGING THESE PIES FOR CHEAPER THAN CHEAP, $1 AND GOD KNOWS WHAT’S IN THEM THE’YRE NOT EVEN PIZZA! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY USE -- FAKE CHEESE, OF COURSE! FACTORY FARMED DAIRY PRODUCTS CONTRIBUTE TO 78% OF WATER-BASED POLLUTANTS
YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO GET A CLEAN GOOD SLICE WITH A BUBBLY RED DRINK - CHERRY SIPPER, I’D TELL THE CHARISMATIC MAN BEHIND THE PIZZA BAR COMIN’ RIGHT UP, HE’D SHOUT BACK, THROWING THE DOUGH IN THE PIPING HOT OVEN - NOW THEY BARELY TALK TO ME! AND NONE OF THEM, NONE OF THEM RUNNING A FAMILY BUSINESS. NO MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER RECEIPT. CHASING AWAY ALL THE BUSINESS, PLEASE! NO ONE WANTS TO PAY $2.50! NO ONE EVEN WANTS TO PAY $2.50! NO MORE SICILIANS! NO MORE GRANDMA SLICE!
SOME OF THESE “PIZZERIAS” EVEN HAVE !THE NERVE! TO SERVE A BEEF PATTY ALONGSIDE THE TREASURED ITALIAN DISH.
ANYTHING FOR A BUCK, AND THERE THE CITY GOES! FAKE DOUGH.
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Posting ID: 4876811250 Posted: 2013-12-29, 8:49PM EST
new york > brooklyn > all housing > rooms & shares
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Posted: 2014-03-09, 4:12 AM EDT
roommate wanted
just going to finally be open here. looking for a fucking chillass
roommate to chill the fuck out with. we
dont need to be friends. we could just sit on the fucking couch. i dont need to split my rent i just need someone to sit on the fucking couch with me. my income if padded by a variety of sources, each and every one none of your business
sometimes im messy. i cook sometimes but rarely and the dishes are usually in the sink for a few days but not in a gross way. its hard to explain
i used to have a cat but i got rid of her, if you dont like cats i wont take her back but if you do i was thinking of grabbing her back
her name is myersbriggs
i had sex when i was 13 and never want to again so i have zero potential love interests and i dont care if
you do or dont
my period falls on the third week it’s like a 21 day cycle so im kind of a bitch then but otherwise keep to myself
i have a mental illness diagnosis but i keep tabs on it so you dont have to
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Posting ID: 4145617248 Posted: 2014-03-09, 4:12AM EDT
new york > discussion forums > help desk
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Posted: 2014-05-02, 6:14 AM EDT
WARNING
Posted items for sale, I received an email from an AOL account asking for
address
telephone (cellular) phone number
Gave him information, as I am really desperate to make the sale.
No reply for too long - warning, be careful!
Does anyone have any information on this
Is my information farmed away
I have children it’s not only me please let me know what I can do
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Posting ID: 4145692148 Posted: 2014-05-02, 6:14AM EDT
new york > manhattan > all gigs > domestic
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Posted: 2014-06-11, 7:21 AM EDT
Coconut Fig Lotion Exchange
Seeking a helpful party to ship me the largest CocoNut Fig Lotion.
I have been searching the entire island of Manhattan to no avail. It’s the perfect scent and often after I bought it, I would just casually sniff my arm throughout the day.
But, can’t find it here. I used to purchase it on Santa Monica and La Brea. I live in New York with a doorman that can accept packages, so there is zero chance of it being returned to sender.
I can pay you for your services and the cost of the product upon receipt.
I also recommend Shea Sugarbody Lime and Coconut body scrub available at most pharmacies here… if it is not, maybe we can trade?
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Posting ID: 41590259550 Posted: 2014-06-11, 7:21AM EDT
new york >manhattan >services offered >creative services
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Posted: 2013-09-12, 3:48AM EDT
Openminded Artistic Talent! (Inwood / Wash Hts)
YOU GOT A FACE?
Then STOP! Collaborate and LISTEN
Corroborate with me on this BRAND NEW MISSION
Bringin’ art around me! So the world can see!
It’s special and for YOU AND ME
I am an artist attempting a dialogue with the public, looking to fish around and dig deep and see where the conversations are to be had. I’m looking for willing and enthusiastic volunteers who understand (or want to) the ways in which art is all around us, waiting for us to release our creative energies!
OPENMINDEDNESS IS MANDATORY!
If no yo tengo, I can grab the jaws of life and see if we can get those skulls a-crackin!
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Posting ID: 4086429152 Posted: 2013-09-12, 3:48AM EDT
new york > discussion forums > women’s issues
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Posted: 2014-07-07, 2:04 PM EDT
Nail Polish Names
interested in nail polish names. i heard that opi nail polish has a woman named suzi who sits in a room naming nail polishes. my ideas:
soccer babe <3 (black and white cracked polish)
best day of my life (various glitter colors)
eternet cable (blue) lol so retro
bluetooth (blue)
grab ass (green)
underscore (fire engine red)
barfday cake (yellow base with various sprinkled glitter colors)
millennial (silver)
tile floors (white)
this is how we blue it (blue)
count the jars (clear)
friend request (pink)
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Posting ID: 3135632948 Posted: 2014-07-07, 2:04PM EDT
new york > discussion forums > women
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Posted: 2014-05-26, 2:41 PM EDT
“self regulating”
on the roof katie said,
“watching kids learn to self-regulate”
she works in an elementary school
before the party i took a picture of myself of the eyeliner down my face, it wasn’t waterproof, was crying in bed, i showered, texted, laid in bed, got favorites on the tweet, reread my text history,
watched an experimental film over and over until i felt better,
explained that i didnt know what to say and touched my neck,
didnt text back,
explained that tweeting is different that texting back,
explained, tried, “tweeting to survive,”
took photobooth pictures in two different outfits, repainted 2 nails “mint candy apple” green
sent photobooth picture to man in illinois, downloaded music,
left at 10pm for a 7pm roof party in chinatown,
quietly drank 1 beer, spoke to katie,
spoke to kyle,
walked three miles home, emailing about the photobooth picture,
wondered if i was an asshole, wondered about self regulating,
wondered if i was dressed appropriately
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Posting ID: 4145644248 Posted: 2014-05-26, 2:41PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > community > volunteers
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Posted: 2013-10-04, 8:52 PM EDT
Tooth Problem - Help Wanted (Boerum Hill)
Hi!
I am without healthcare and recently discovered a pretty deep cavity.
It’s just a hole in my tooth, on the side right next to my tongue.
It doesn’t really hurt, but I’ve been getting canker sores - not cold sores. But within the past hour it’s started to bleed, and my gum is a bit sensitive.
I am wondering if anyone would be able to help me. It seems like losing the tooth would be cheaper - if it just naturally fell out, you know?
Let me know if you have any suggestions, or can physically help me with this ordeal!
Thanks!
• Location: Boerum Hill
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Posting ID: 4110190048 Posted: 2013-10-04, 8:52PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > all for sale / wanted > free stuff
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Posted: 2013-10-25, 10:14 PM EDT
BOTTLE OF PISS, BAG OF VOMIT
available for sale, bottles of piss and bags of vomit
for your mischevious nights, your clever pransk..
maybe you just got a drug test comin up
maybe you want to fake ssick from school
$25 /liter, puke is more negotiable we gotta talk details
of delivery and contents you want
it’s all clean clear of narcotics i swear
• Location: Brooklyn
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Posting ID: 4245632948 Posted: 2013-10-25, 10:14PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > personals > missed connections
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Posted: 2013-10-28, 5:19 PM EDT
LAYLA IM SORRY - m4w - 22 (bed stuy)
Layla,
You bloatcked me on all social media. I have no idea how to reach you, you even blocked my number. I have apologized so many times.
I don’t know what else to do. You know it was an accident you know I would never hurt you.
Come on
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Posting ID: 4105558071 Posted: 2013-10-28, 5:19PM EDT
new york > manhattan > all for sale / wanted > free stuff
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Posted: 2013-11-05, 5:02 AM EST
92 wire hangers
pickup only
Posting ID: 4145632948 Posted: 2013-11-05, 5:02AM EST
new york > bronx > all community > activities
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Posted: 2014-04-13, 11:13 PM EDT
GOING “DUTCH”
UNsure where THIS COUNTRY IS IN THAT WE CAN STILL HAVE THESE ISSUES,
RECENTLY WENT ON AN EVENING RESTAURANT date AND UPON receipt OF THE BILL this WOMAN OFFERED,
“TO GO DUTCH”
dont understand how OUR COUNTRY CAN STILL BE SHACKLED LIKE THIS, I REFRAIN FROM THE OFFENSIVE, UNIMAGINABLE RACIAL-BASED STEREOTYPES OF SYSTEMTIC OPRRESSION, is it TOO MUCH, to have others do the same?
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Posting ID: 4145621948 Posted: 2014-04-13, 11:13PM EDT
new york > queens > all community > pets
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Overfed Tabby
Adopted skinny tabby, feed 1/cat a day and now she’s a plump little muffin
;)
Don’t like to be chained to this wet food!! Waking up in morning, meow meow meow, friend said, “wet food? What is this - the Ritz?” I say - I can barely afford this little kitten!
He says to ween her off, is this ok?
Tried it, she’s cranky. Meow, meow, meow -
but that’s fine, right?
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Posting ID: 4145699948 Posted: 2014-05-12, 1:01PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > community > local news and views
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Posted: 2013-11-2
4, 5:55 PM EST
peanut butter thief - brooklyn
missing
i grabbed my jar of crunchy salted peanut butter
as i was leaving my apartment because the last few days at work
i have had peanut butter cravings and when i departed on my
missions to satisfy these cravings, i ended up over my head
i did not want to spend $6 to buy a new jar of peanut butter
bought “health” bars but they had grown rotten presumably before purchase but you never know
i bought 3 jars of peanut butter on my last trip to trader joe’s because i am a big nut butter fan
i was trying out the salted version as the unsalted can be extreme, and i recently
realized that salted peanut butter is not the biggest of my health concerns
for instance: what if i have hiv? i probably don’t, but i havent been tested
the symptoms of hiv are similar to the flu. it takes like three months. what if.
i also had a blood blister in my mouth the other day, and i was worried about mouth cancer.
so i decided to go all out and buy 3 jars at once, and maybe make peanut butter soup.
i know, i was surprised that peanut butter soup exists too. it’s african.
so i brought my crunchy unsalted trader joe’s peanut butter to work,
and ate some out of the jar. with a fork, because it’s easier.
if i had known that today’s events were going to take place,
i would have brought my full jar of peanut butter, or would have perhaps taken other precautions.
i used a fork and i made a pattern in the peanut butter for my own amusement.
i gathered the peanut butter at the bottom corner of the jar.
my boss was standing in front of the refrigerator, so i couldnt open the door right away
i couldnt put the peanut butter away
but i put the lid on, because that is what i do
i thought about how if i didnt put the lid on, the remaining peanut butter would grow old
it would taste bad, i thought
i put my fork in the mug that had nothing except a little bit of still water in it
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