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  and i went back to work

  about twenty to thirty minutes later, i attempted to put my peanut butter jar away

  away in the refrigerator

  the jar was open, which was strange.

  i looked in the jar

  there was significantly less peanut butter in the jar

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  Posting ID: 4241198541 Posted: 2013-11-24, 5:55PM EST

  new york > manhattan > all community > general community

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  Posted: 2014-01-25, 7:54 PM EST

  drugs

  drugs

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  Posting ID: 4145622248 Posted: 2014-01-25, 7:54PM EST

  new york > manhattan > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2014-03-28, 2:46 AM EDT

  cvs cashier

  cvs cashier at 23rd street register

  middle aged male

  my receipt says 11:13 PM you rang me up for secret deoderant, pepto bismal, cvs ibrupofen, herbal

  essences volumnizing shampoo and conditioner,

  you looked pretty sad and i was wondering how are you and what your life has been like

  like i didnt expect someone like you to work at cvs

  why are you working at cvs

  i hope i don’t seem rude

  you’re just like, charming and like, smart and handsome and i was wondering what your life has been like

  would love to get a drink

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  Posting ID: 4145632948 Posted: 2014-03-28, 2:46AM EDT

  new york > queens > all gigs > labor gigs

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  Posted: 2014-04-12, 11:14 AM EDT

  rub my teeth

  yo get at me im looking for a boy like you to string my teeth side/side back/forth

  rub that teethfuzz u kno im looking at you eye contact

  wanna flick that out for fresh chompers /mint fresh

  serious inquiries only

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  Posting ID: 41456175548 Posted: 2014-04-12, 11:14AM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all personals > rants & raves

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  Posted: 2013-09-18, 8:36 PM EDT

  because I don’t want you to have a talk if you don’t have a talk

  um hi

  so uh

  Im really sad that things aren’t going well

  like really sad

  and I’m doing so much goddamn work on myself

  and just sad sometimes because I’m grieving and I don’t feel anymore from you

  and I felt love from you

  and now I feel apologetic that I still love and care about you

  as if someone should ever apologize for love

  and I have apologized for being anxious and controlling and I don’t think I’m being anxious and controlling anymore

  I think I am being sad and reaching out

  I don’t feel love or care from you

  and I want to

  when I saw you I was happy to see you until my expectations of our time together - fun and happiness - let me down

  I felt more care from your roommates than I did from you

  I feel that my expectations when you said youd give this another shot were let down

  I wish I spent a whole day with you

  I wish we had time together to not talk about our relationship

  I wish I didn’t feel wrong or weak by just saying hi to you

  I wish I felt like you want to be with me

  but I don’t feel like you want to be with me

  and I’m so willing to work on this

  I’m so willing to get over your shitty expectations and judgments of me and to work thru my shitty expectations and judgements I had for you

  but I have to feel like you care

  I have to hear something supportive from you

  I don’t want to be just an obligation to you. I want to be someone you want and enjoy, and I haven’t felt like that in weeks. I haven’t heard you say something nice to me in so long, and I deserve that.

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  new york > queens > personals > casual encounters

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  Posted: 2013-09-23, 6:49 PM EDT

  omar - w4m - 71 (United States)

  omar u replied 2 my message ‘looking 4 u 2 show me w4m 41 astoria’ abt helping me w my phone u left ur phne number it is 718 number

  i cant figure out how 2 contact u

  plz call me at nine1seven 575 two nine

  ty

  • Location: United States

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  Posting ID: 4086739843 Posted: 2013-09-23, 6:49PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > gigs > talent gigs

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  Posted: 2013-10-02, 3:43 PM EDT

  CALL MY MOM (greenpoint)

  Hi,

  I’m looking for someone to call my mom twice weekly. This is under talent,

  as you have to pretend to be me. I have a deep voice, am a man in my late twenties.

  You just have to stay on the phone with her for like, three minutes. Tell her that

  I’m doing great, like you can make up stories if you want - I literally never see her.

  She’s terrible on the phone, so will only keep you on for like ten minutes and

  do most of the talking. She hardly recognizes my voice over the phone, like

  LITERALLY she thought my girl roommate was me for like twenty minutes and I didn’t

  have the heart to tell her it wasn’t.

  The second call will also be a lie, and you will have to pretend to be from an employment agency. You’re checking up on my references, and she’s been listed as a reference. Keep the job in the service industry, entry level. I have money coming in, but my mom doesn’t know, and I want her to think I’m looking for other work.

  Thanks.

  • Location: greenpoint

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  • Compensation: $15/month

  Posting ID: 4105362121 Posted: 2013-10-02, 3:43PM EDT Updated: 2013-10-03, 12:07AM EDT

  new york > new jersey > gigs > talent gigs

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  Posted: 2013-10-18, 3:57 PM EDT

  Nurse Intern

  Hi,

  I am an ex nurse, looking to train a wannabe nurse.

  I am older, so you would have to commute to Northern New Jersey.

  I can not give you any type of credit, this is for experience only.

  Your responsibilities would include: preparing my medication, simple tasks such as sweeping, dishes - intern stuff, as well as listening to my anecdotes and explanations of nursing techniques and caregiving in general.

  This is a position for someone whom can handle the light responsibilities of helping for my diabetes, enjoys the company of their elders, and would like to hear some interesting stories, opinions, and advice I can offer. I can not afford the type of health care and attention I have provided for others, but the goal would be to provide enough wisdom to make your efforts worthwhile.

  Must love cats. No coffee available, only tea. I often drink tea throughout the day, mixing a little milk and microwaving if my mind wanders before I get to sip, sometimes open the microwave to find a cold cup with a splash of slightly gone milk. Live never several delightful lunch spots, enjoy running out for some light additions to meals.<
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  Preferably mindful applicants, I have very delicate rugs, antiques that I can not risk.

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  Posting ID: 41412275548 Posted: 2013-10-18, 3:57PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2013-12-16, 3:55 AM EST

  i texted i was ok - w4m

  it was your apt, i think

  megan bought me a tequila diet coke after i had two tequila sodas at the charleston

  she dropped the pizza and we picked it up and ate it i think it was garlic

  we walked to morgan ave and i drank a large amount of pumpkin cider or ale?

  i can’t remember

  they yelled “people are dying” and i yelled “pizza hut” over and over until the room cleared out

  that was before we went to yr apt?

  we showed up and i was already drunk and they made out on a couch and i went to the backyard and didnt recognize one of my best friends because he got a haircut

  he thought i was just ignoring him

  i flipped off my ex roommate and spoke to some guy about long island

  he had swoopy bangs and a lip ring and looked like 2005

  he was talking and i was so drunk i would forget what i had just asked

  and i would ask it again and my friend laughed at me

  this guy i met with brown hair had an acoustic guitar and i dont remember that much

  i think i was yelling

  i was worried someone stole my stuff and could barely type or speak

  i wanted to go i think i was waiting for my friend

  you took my phone and opened your bedroom

  i ask you your name and you opened your bedroom door

  i didnt go in and you got upset when i asked you your name

  i wanted to dance to “goodbye horses”

  i peed and you grabbed me when i got out of the bathroom and

  asked if i was ok

  i took too long bc i texted him in la and i said i was ok

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  Posting ID: 4145611948 Posted: 2013-12-16, 3:55AM EST

  new york > bronx > personals > casual encounters

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  Posted: 2013-10-08, 2:24 PM EDT

  please - m4w (tremont)

  please i am very lonely

  craigslist is asking that i write more

  i have nothing more to say

  please

  • Location: tremont

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  Posting ID: 4117420043 Posted: 2013-10-08, 2:24PM EDT

  Part III

  new york > queens > gigs > domestic gigs

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  Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:34AM PM EDT

  KEY TURNER

  Hello!

  I live in Forest Hills and have for quite some time now.

  I live in a three floor walk up and the stairs are getting to be quite a headache for me! And once I reach my landing - another challenge!! I have a hard time turning my key

  once it is in the keyhole. I am looking for a young lad

  to stop by and help me in and out of my apartment because the key wears down on my fingertips and I get very, very sore. I can not pay you, but I can exchange your help for homemade sourdough.

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  • Compensation: sourdough loaves

  Posting ID: 4089564868 Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:34AM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all housing > real estate - by owner

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  Posted: 2014-05-01, 9:22 AM EDT

  gravestone and plot

  Perfectly fine space in family plot

  Once on the death bed, she said “i want to be cremated”

  Ok, but we’ve had the plot.

  Accessible – off Metronorth train station

  I have a car, but trainfare up there will probably only run you $13, 14

  We paid years and years ago so we have the space

  Dont want it to be a total loss --

  Can make a deal, it’s convenient, amazing deli nearby I like, potato salad type place.

  Diners, more sit-down type places too, for nicer occasions

  We visit usually mid afternoon mother’s day

  June 23rd

  November 5th

  Shared plot is with my grandmother, mother, my children’s mother

  bring earplugs

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  Posting ID: 4456221948 Posted: 2014-05-01, 9:22AM EDT

  new york > bronx > all for sale / wanted > household items - by owner

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  Posted: 2013-11-07, 12:56 PM EST

  fourteen - $85 (marble hill)

  I HAVE TO GIVE AWAY FOURTEEN (14)

  $85

  NO QUESTIONS ASKED

  • Location: marble hill

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  Posting ID: 4177393027 Posted: 2013-11-07, 12:56PM EST

  los angeles > central LA > personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2013-09-23, 5:02 PM PDT

  taco truck at vons - w4m - 26 (silverlake / echo park)

  i was wearing a dodgers jersey at the taco truck

  you were with a guy and a girl, your complexion was darker you had two line tattoos on your arm

  i wanted to say hi because your laugh made me feel safe

  i couldnt say anything because i was with my brother who does not like me talking to boys

  1320n alvarado street (google map) (yahoo map)

  • Location: silverlake / echo park

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  Posting ID: 4086887470 Posted: 2013-09-23, 5:02PM PDT Updated: 2013-09-23, 5:03AM PDT

  new york > manhattan > gigs > domestic gigs

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  Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:12 AM EDT

  STACKING DISHES NEED HELP (Midtown West)

  HI I AM HYPOGLYCEMIC

  I EAT V OFTEN AND COOK FOR MYSELF

  I LOVE TO COOK AND I CAN NOT AFFORD TO EAT OUT AT LEAST NOT AT A RESTAURANT

  IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

  I AM LOOKING TO PAY A NICE YOUNG MAN/WOMAN $10 AN HOUR

  TO COME 3 TIMES A DAY - I NEED YOU TO DO MY DISHES AND STACK THEM BACK IN MY CABINETS

  IF IT TAKES LESS THAN AN HR I WILL DIVIDE THE TIME

  I.E. IT TAKE TEN MIN, U GET $6

  I MUST KEEP A TIDY HOME

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  • Compensation: $10/hour MAXIMUM

  Posting ID: 4089543151 Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:12AM EDT

  new york > manhattan > all for sale / wanted > free stuff

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  Posted: 2014-04-16, 4:18 PM EDT

  Souvenirs from 20th century

  Care packages available full of real items, let me know. $20

  These care packages include random physical dealies, some past packages have included: scraps of dust and dirt from my apartment, junk mail delivered to my home address, small animal figures, dead batteries, inkless bic pens, phone jacks and cords from broken landlines, coupons

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  Posting ID: 4099583151 Posted: 2014-04-16, 4:18PM EDT

  new york > manhattan > all for sale / wanted > free stuff

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  Posted: 2013-10-10, 2:53 AM
EDT

  BRAND NEW COPY “OBSESSIVE LOVE” PAPERBACK

  OBSESSIVE LOVE: when it hurts too much to let go by susan forward 2002

  UNUSED — NEW!!

  Bought @ UWS Barnes & Nobles for $16 + taxes

  will to negotiate price, just do not want whole purchase to be a loss

  SHIPPING ONLY NO PICKUP

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  Posting ID: 4122621948 Posted: 2013-10-10, 2:53AM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all for sale / wanted > free stuff

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  Posted: 2014-03-21, 9:09 PM EDT

  FREE

  Taste Condoms

  Bought bulk box dont want to waste, they’re like, not for me, colors which are cool but smell/taste strong, will give away for free I guess

  Yellow smells like bananas

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  Posting ID: 4212611948 Posted: 2014-03-21, 9:09PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > for sale / wanted > free stuff

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  Posted: 2014-03-04, 10:34 AM EST

  COFFEE TABLE(S) (FLATBUSH)

  I have several (7) used IKEA brand HEMNES coffee tables that

  I have collected.

  I am approximating the exact number of tables, as I am unsure how many I am willing to part with.

  Each time the IKEA brand HEMNES appears for sale I try to acquire it, with mixed yet generally successful results.

  Most have a few scuffs from use, as well as storage (my space is limited, so I have taken to stacking one HEMNES on another HEMNES, and the legs from the top HEMNES leave light marks on the bottom HEMNES)

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  Posting ID: 41336275548 Posted: 2014-03-04, 10:34AM EST

  new york > queens > services offered > financial services

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