The Guy in 3C and Other Tales, Satires and Fables

by R.P. Burnham

LITBIZ MAGAZINE is proud of its reputation of bringing you the best in literary interviews so that all you unestablished writers out there can garner tips on how to make it. This month we have a double treat for you, an interview with two writers beginning to establish solid reputations. William Shakespeare, of the creative writing department of Sour Cream College, is a poet and playwright known for his mordant wit. Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Dept. of Creative Writing, Beandip University, is a short story writer gaining a reputation for the beauty of his language and the complete absence of ideas in his fictions. We caught up with the two at the Meatloaf Writers’ Retreat where they were roommates this past summer. We began the interview with Mr. Shakespeare; later Mr. Dostoyevsky joined our discussion.