Six More
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‘It’s the cops!’ Suki said, looking at us in alarm, exactly as she’d practised.
‘Don’t land! Don’t land!’ Emma shouted.
‘Sorry, Mrs Gold,’ came Mich’s voice in my ear, ‘I can only defer from the flight plan in an emergency.’
‘This is a fucking emergency!’ Emma yelled as the chopper lowered slowly to the lawn.
And there they were, our two cops, one blonde, one dark, standing there in their high-vis vests, hands behind their backs, and a worried-looking Fiona standing by their sides.
‘Fuck,’ Emma said, ‘what are we going to do?’
‘It’s okay,’ I said as the chopper’s engine came to a stop, ‘let’s just talk to them, see what they want.’
We got out of the chopper and Emma grabbed my hand as we walked on over. Her eyes were on the cops, her cheeks blushing. I don’t think she noticed Suki, who was hanging slightly back and still filming.
‘Oh, darlings,’ Fiona said, ‘has anything happened? These officers won’t tell me didley squat.’
‘Sir, madam,’ the blonde one said, ‘I’m Officer Grant and this is Officer Leonard.’ The dark one nodded.
‘We have reason to believe that these belong to you, Mrs Gold.’ From behind her back she produced a clear evidence bag. Two pink dildos sat inside it.
‘N… not technically,’ Emma said weakly.
‘Then we need to take a statement, and some DNA. Your aunt has kindly offered us the use of your drawing room. If you’ll come with us.’
Emma
‘I expected all the angels to be outside welcoming us home, not this. Not this in million years,’ I said to Jonathon as we entered the house.
‘It’ll be alright,’ he said.
‘Easy for you to say,’ I told him, ‘and what if they ask to see the film?’
‘I guess they’d enjoy it,’ he said.
‘Not fucking funny,’ I said as we came to the double doors of the old drawing room.
Aunt Fee opened a door and went inside, followed by the two cops.
My heart was thumping as I stepped on in… to… ‘What the hell?’
‘Surprise!’ came the shout from all of our angels, kneeling up on seats that weren’t there a week ago.
Rows of seats, plush recliners that all faced a stage and giant screen where the words SIX MORE – A Birthday Holiday flickered.
‘What the hell happened?’ I said. Jonathon was grinning, so was Suki, pointing the camera at me.
The cops were up on stage, stripping off their uniforms. The blonde had HAPPY written across her tits. The dark one had BIRTHDAY written across hers, and there they stood, jiggling their tits.
‘Your very own sixty-seat cinema,’ Jonathon said, ‘a birthday gift from your generous aunt.’
I looked at my grinning aunt in disbelief.
‘And the cops… they…’
‘They work for Caran,’ he said smugly.
‘I could slap you, husband.’
‘You can slap me later, the film’s about to start.’
‘What film?’
‘Our holiday film. Suki sent the footage back home every evening and Annabelle got the job done.’
‘Bloody hell,’ I said as Angel Paulo arrived with tubs of popcorn.
‘I hear I’ve got some stiff competition,’ he said, handing us the popcorn.
I could only smile. Smile at all of them. Especially Suki who was still filming.
‘Fuckers,’ I said.
Jonathon
The film was amazing to watch back. Even our guest cops Nancy and Julia enjoyed it.
Three weeks later and we took delivery of a brand-new Suzuki jeep, a gift for Suki. We also had made a dozen authentic cop uniforms, and our very own cop car. Emma said she had some great ideas for films.
Four weeks later and we took delivery of three crates all the way from Amsterdam – ten spanking new dildo bikes. The angels loved them.
Emma
I surprised my man on two counts. I had to wait eight weeks for delivery, but the look on his face as it was wheeled out of the delivery trailer was a picture of pure pleasure. A brand-new Honda Gold Wing. In gold, of course.
And, delivered via chopper on the very same day, our newest recruit. She arrived wearing the standard white polo shirt and white skirt uniform. Angel Lindsay didn’t take much persuading to join the team.
Jonathon
In the end, my wife was happy and so was I. My only worry now was what to get her for Christmas!
~ THE END ~
To the girls in my readers group who asked to take part in this book…
CAST
Michelle McGinty – chopper pilot and carrot cake specialist
Jocelyn Quirindongo – Cirque du érotique star
Tilly (Chantel) Broad – Cirque du érotique star
Kirsty Adams – Cirque du érotique star
Nico (Caran) Maeckelberghe – owner of Boreass Barn and purveyor of fine filth
Chris (Chrissy) McDonald – Caran’s toyboy and brownies connoisseur
Gaynor Morgan – Golden Crab landlady
Lindsay Crook – an Angel with an extra punch
Aurelie Gordio – cake splosher
Darlene Loop – cake splosher
Karen Moriarty – cake splosher
Tiffany Loyd – cake splosher
Bianca Marie – cake splosher
Crimson Cruz – cake splosher with a penchant for fists
Nancy Grant – blonde cop
Juila Leonard – dark cop
Patty Walker – beer specialist & Barry’s girlfriend
Thank you, girls. It was fun messing with you all!
…to my street team of prolific pimpers: Arthetta, Candy, Darlene, Dawn, Denise, Esther, Francis, Gaynor, Helena, Jocelyn, Jodi, Julia, Karen, Kathy, Katrina, Kirsty, Kristina, Lesley, Lindsay, Lisa, Lynn, Michelle, Nancy, Nico, Nik, Rhiannon, Tan, Tarah, Tiffany, Tilly, Paula and Victoria.
Extra special thanks to Kirsty ping-pong Adams and Tilly peg-me-now Broad – true friends with hearts of gold who always go the extra mile. Thank you so much!
Thank you also to the talented Jocelyn Quirindongo for the incredible cover work and teasers.
And thank you Leigh Stone for those lovely deft little touches when formatting for e-book and paperback. Your attention to detail makes all the difference!
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Finally, a very special thank you to my amazing PA, Michelle McGinty. Michelle, you’re always on the carrot – I mean ball. Always ready to splosh anyone at all. Always there, ready to slap me. You are a true friend and an amazing lady. Thank you!