My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
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#19—My Life As a Cowboy Cowpie
Once again our part-time hero and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack-dab in another misadventure. This time it’s full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling broncobusters, and the world’s biggest cow—well, let’s just say it’s not a pretty picture (or a pleasant-smelling one). Through it all, Wally learns the dangers of seeking revenge. (ISBN 0-8499-5990-X)
#20—My Life As Invisible Intestines
When Wally becomes invisible, he can do whatever he wants, like humiliating bullies, or helping the local football team win. But the fun is short-lived when everyone from a crazy ghostbuster to the 591/2 Minutes TV show to the neighbor’s new dog begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling through another incredible disaster . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking shortcuts in life are not all they’re cracked up to be and that honesty really is the best policy. (ISBN 0-8499-5991-8)