My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
by Bill Myers
World class klutzoid,, Wally McDoogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!!...for a total of 1.3 seconds. That's how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling bad guys, a break–in to the local zoo (where Wally has lost the ticket), the accidental release of all the animals, a SWAT team or two...And you have the usual McDoogle mayhem as our boy blunder leers the dangers of both greed and materialism.